You want to replace us heres your reward
>clankerwhenever i see this i have to remind people where it comes from
>>536561053jewish problems require nigger solutions
>>536561053Every once in a while when I go through the self checkout I leave an item in my cart without scanning it, I've been doing this for years and have never been caught. I have no plans of stopping this behavior even though I know it's objectively wrong and immoral.
>>536561053Things like self-checkout can only exist in high trust societies, not cities where the government is religiously obsessed with importing infinite pajeets and niggers.
>>536561053Rob more so you don't get replaced.
>>536561053It became a national sport to cheat those in france, to the point that in some store, you have a cashier looking over your shoulder when using those and the machine is doing some kind of weight control item by item to make sure you don't cheat.
>>536561194Kek*jew created problems
>>536561283I've never shoplifted in my life. Just couldn't ever imagine myself doing it.
just make AI cashiers with firearms to subdue robbers
>>536561470yeah then you got that scarlet letter for life - thief. No way.
>>536561342Spics steal a lot also. Blacks by far are the most common thieves though, they are only happy when they are stealing something.
>>536561192where
>>536561470you're not shoplifting, you're getting a discount for doing the work of a cashier
>>536561053They just put a couple of employees at the self checkouts so they can help with issues like>UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREAor double check if some dodgy twat isn't just scanning one article and trying to steal shit. Security personnel is also nearby. If you want to leave, you have to scan a bar code that is printed upon payment completion.That's usually 2-3 employees for roughly 6 or 8 self checkouts booths.You're free not to use those of course, since there are still regular checkouts but I find it faster than having to wait for the gossiping grannies to pull one item after another from their cart while grunting and wheezing each time.
force a face scan to check outorcut the head off shop lifters.Guarantee you wont steal a piece of candy if you see your homie get his shit chopped off
I stole a piece of gumtwice!I feel bad about it to this daynot to mention could have gotten in trouble for absolutely nothing at allshould have become a politician
>>536561283Companies are aware and it's fully accounted for.If they can remove a $15/hr employee then they can sustain more than $30k of theft per employee removed and they would still turn a profit. That's not taking into account overhead expenses of employees.I bet even if these machines resulted in $200-300k/yr in theft companies would still keep them.
>>536561433Yup.I saved thousands of euros over the years.Several kilos of expensive fruits? I'll just list is as the cheapest carrot.500g of filet? Whoops I forgot to scan it.Good times. That's what supermarket deserves for trying to cut costs.
they opened like 3 brand new dollar generals over here within like a 15 mile radius. All of them have self checkout built in. None of them are ever opened. They basically stopped doing it immediately.
They'll never fucking get that I LIKE self checkout at the supermarket.STOP RUINING SHIT, NIGGERS.
>>536561577Is this a Romanian proverb?
>>536561636correct framingcorporations have their own interestsI have my own interests as well, I will not subordinate mine to theirsThey have legal departments and lobbying departments to circumvent civil interestsI have free will to circumvent theirs
Hypothetically in a non-reality based question that has nothing to do with the real world...How do you pocket self check out items when there's literally, like 30 cameras overhead?Is it all just sleight of hand with small/expensive items hidden beneath and on other items?
>>536562582>howThieves and shoplifters are immune to prosecution.You can even spot them in this thread bragging about being niggers.
Self checkout is now a panopticon experience
>>536562792Look, i'm racist too, probably more extreme than you even - but if society isn't doing anything for me, a White person of Nordic descent, and is in fact consistently ramping up in their want to destroy my life via propaganda, immigration and legislature - i think having some fun stealing some 90% dark chocolate can be had.Hypothetically in a totally not real sense. I'm just looking for tips and tricks. This post is irony.
>>536561053Why do people still defend cashier jobs?Anyways, I went to a local Walmart and noticed over the past few months they went from two dozen self-checkouts and ten registers to about eight self-checkouts and twenty registers.
>>536562893>having some funVERY different types of people in the world.
>>536562893I already told you to wear blackface, nigger adjacent.While you're at it make it look as unconvincing as possible to make it clear what you're doing.And also, "steal" something that isn't even sold at said store.Go on. Do something ACTUALLY fun.Fucking dark chocolate? Always with the fucking candy.>yes saar i very nordic of ireland
>>536562999>>536563032Are you both really going to White Knight M'lady modern society? Do you have notches on your wall denoting "Times I've contributed to Our Great Society"?
>>536561283>>536561470>>536561577I don't recall ever steal anything, but I usually buy discounted items.I'll find bread and milk for $1, a dozen cupcakes for $2, and chicken thighs for $1/lb.
>>536563085I am perfectly capable of mocking the shit out of you while advising you to do something THE FUCKING OPPOSITE of "white knighting modern society."ARE. YOU. FUCKING. BRAIN. DAMAGED?!?
>>536561470stealing a little bit from coles and woolies is fine, they hire and are fun by faggots and indians
>>536561053Anyone stealing from the massive grocery chains that were eagerly used by the government to try and enforce the COVID scheme is based>they're just a supermassive, soulless, vile corporation owned by a monopoly, they had no power to decide!!!!Yeah, seems like we both have that problem then. Hope your cameras improve soon, nigger. And sorry about the mask. Viruses and what-not.
I always take 6 packs of beer or water or whatever, and rotate one item so I can scan its individual barcode.Buy 6 pay 1
>>536561470I stole once when I realized the small chocolate bar at the register literally costs more that a bigger bar of the same chocolate away from the register and I got autistically angry and just took it out of spite
>>536563136Hm, no. I think you're just adding unnecessary arguments, tangential, to the point. You're using hyperbole to hide the fact you are really a rules-cuck. I think that's a pretty clear assumption of intention from your writing.Fair thee well, m'good sir.
>>536563132You should be locked up
>>536563085respecting your internals isn't white knighting unless it's for myself, and then sure I guess. Someone has to. I'd steal if necessary, I"d just feel terrible about it.
>>536561053>one of the costs of not wanting to employ workersnah i think that's the cost of having a niggery populationasians are fine with self checkouts
>>536561194>Buy a tv from Amazon>Don’t plug it it or turn it own>Buy a tv roughly the same size from a thrift store (or use your old crappy tv)>Stuff the used tv into the new tv box>Return itThis is classic return fraud. While it is a nigger solution to Jewish problems, it is illegal. Don’t do it.It’s also very common because it’s successful. Amazon processes millions of returns every day. The volume doesn’t allow them to check most things. And tv’s all have engineered styrofoam packaging, making it incredibly difficult and time consuming to manually put them back in a box. If anything, an overworked Amazon employee might cut open the top of the box, glance inside, see a tv, and tape the box closed. People do this with game consoles, appliances, housewares, clothing… any non-consumable purchased on Amazon.Again, it’s illegal. So, ya know, do t do it.
>>536563403Interesting angle, "Irishman" of "nordic blood."Flouting rules will forever be superior to breaking them. I understand that the vagaries of this statement will be lost on you.As always, Australia is not a memeflag.
>>536561053I checked myself out long ago
>>536563575The joke, of course, is that you aren't defrauding the store, you're defrauding some random buyer down the line.Very scammer behavior. It would be morally superior to just fucking steal one.
>>536561518I've been pirating for most of my life
>>536563583Your entire country is getting raped by literally every angle (including your leaders) and you think you're morally superior for "flouting" the rules, while they simply do whatever they want?Haha, stupid boomer moral fag. Has society rewarded your cucked behaviour yet? Hope your 401k does well after the spaceX IPO. Careful on the roads, don't wanna get smashed by a truck. M'society!
>>536561053>You want to replace us heres your rewardyou realize they shift the collateral to the consumer right?
If I am going to me made to do the job of the cashier and the bag boy, I am also going to do the job of the marketer and create sales and promotions to entice myself to shop there. I estimate that I have raised my perceived value of the products of my local grocery store by 63% since they switched over to mandatory self-serve, and my loyalty to the location has never been higher, my consumption habits increase in variety and scale every time that I visit.
>>536563798>man that wanted to steal candy angry that a more reasonable course of action would also "break" more rulesTo say nothing of>consoomer faggot that thinks "society" is consooming angry at the suggestion to actually attack societyYour little misdemeanors are irrelevant. Will probably boggle your mind that I jaywalk.
>>536563989You're just speaking in lies and hyperbole. You're an insincere actor posturing on an image board.I on the other hand was genuine tips and tricks on how people go about pocketing items from self serve checkouts with the camera technology available. You couldn't answer, you just sperg out because you're a rules cuck. May as well suggest that i nuke a modern high population city, that'll really show em.Don't talk to me anymore, cuck.
>>536564201>I am a literal nigger brained nigger that wants to consume candy so badly that I will steal it to everyone's detrimentFucking crack babies, man. How in the fuck.How'd you even figure out VPNs?
>>536561053self checkout is designed with an early 2000s technology. You should be able to throw what you buy in a bag at checkout, the machine recognizes the products you throw with AI, you pay, you go away with the bag full. No cheating possible and a way faster checkout process.
>>536564480>employing actual indians instead of just using the proven techUhhhhhh...
>>536561470I shoplifted the CDs of the Wagner's Ring in the 1990s because it was immoral to pay $600 for the entire opera. I was a communist back in the days and I believed that was a sort of proletarian expropriation.
>>536561192clanker means victory
>>536561342>high trust>face recognition cameras pointed at you at all timesnothing high trust about it. If you're going to force people into a shitty low trust environment then they'll just do the perfectly natural thing which is what everyone in a low trust society does. Cheat the system as much as they can get away with.
>>536564480This is what RFID is for. The self checkout Amazon stores had this technology. No need to take everything out of the bag, because every product has a unique RFID. Even the exact same product bought multiple times would have a unique RFID + a random 4 digit code added to the end.When they can get the price down to 1,000 for a $1, and make them nearly instantly programmable, this will be the future.
>>536561192>posts 2008 gay faggot movie with maybe one mention of 'clanker' in it>banjo kazooie had Clanker's Cavern in 1998Fucking newfag/summerfag
>>536561053What little Clanker gonna do
who the fuck steals at self check out and thinks they can get away with it? you are paying with a debit/credit card
>>536564264Stealing candy isn’t to anyone’s detriment. However, stealing everyone’s 401K by reducing barriers against IPO purchases so banks and insiders can enjoy retarded profits when space x and OpenAI IPO goes live so goyim are left holding the bag causing a massive inflation in the money supply as banks can further invest 10x whatever profit they make is disastrous to your civilization and the world.
>>536561598I'm not willing to chop off a white man's head to preserve the profits of kike-owned globohomo megacorporations.
>>536565811this nigger be 12 years old and shiet.
>>536565757Clanker was a metal fish though
>on the costs of niggersftfy
>>536561053I cant steal even if I wanted too. Its hard for me to lie and be something Im not. I would be a terrible actor and normie.
>>536561053Fuck self check-outs, i'm not going to do other people's work for them. With self check-outs, not only are you doing the teller's work for them, it also makes them superfluous and eventually gets them fired. Self check-outs are literally unpatriotic and evil and costs the west good jobs.
Its quite a decision. Either get your groceries delivered, use the SCO, or queue up for an hour.>>536561192I thought it was fans of StyxHexenhammer666?
>>536567706>i'm not going to do other people's work for themDoes that consist of you walking around the store for an hour?
>>536561470I stole several books and music CDs from big shops (it's not a sin to steal from a fuckhuge company) when I was in my angry teenager phase. It gives a nice thrill. Stronger than vandalizing a car.
>>536561192its so stupid they canceled clone wars, one of the best shows ever. at the best moment when the yoda arch started. fuking shit can you americans do anything right anymore.
>>536561283>I know it's objectively wrong and immoral.Stealing from hostile megacorps is a moral duty.>I've been doing this for years and have never been caught.Depending on the company you're stealing from, it's more likely that they're storing evidence agaisnt you until the tally is high enough to prosecute with a severe sentence.
>>536561636i do this occasionally for fun with expensive jams, but haven't had the nerve yet to forget scanning filet. i've noticed though that staff don't give a damn and cameras don't prevent theft at all. camera feed however goes to israel and probably straight into the big and beautiful palantir db.
>>536561489>just make AI cashiers with firearms to subdue robbersIt's 2026, nobody can ever be held accountable for anything. We can barely put murderous niggers in jail without massive riots anymore. Shoot 1 shoplifting niglet and expect the store to be looted by the BLM crowd, with a 200 Billion civil rights lawsuit to follow
>>536561547>Muh Spics>Muh NiggersHow about you focus on the ones creating these problems, you know like JEWS?!
>>536568525Currently making my way through it, watched "Sphere of Influence" s03e04 last night, there is this fucking scene in the middle that is scored with this orchestral theme and bends and folds and has so much gravitas - I had a real existential moment, i realized in Star Wars:You could almost remove all the dialogue and be ushered along with the musicThere is almost no single item you'll ever see that is a item from our world (props)People speak in an almost old-world way (reminiscent of the transitional period between stage plays, silent films and talkies)That the political aspects are probably my favorite part of Star Wars.As per the, "never seeing real world items in the movie as props" - I think of the moment in The Phantom Menace where Jin and Kenobi are hiding behind crates in the hanger prior to their escape to naboo. It also hit me as i rewatched the prequels recently - That in any other sci-fi (B5, BSG, Stargate, Trek), you'll always see some industrial crates hidden in the background as props (If you've worked in factories, you know). They're built to an international standard and are the same around the world (and in a million movies). Then it hit me, the crates in Menace are completely bespoke for the film, but built as if they were run of the mill standard international crates that would be everywhere. It's like so fucking sick inside prop designer meta joke that probably cost >50k for the vacuum form moulding tooling alone.But it sells the scene completely. And like i said, never in Star Wars is there some random (in our, real world item) prop meant to be something else. Everything from the architecture to props, to clothing, glassware knives forks etc etc it is all bespoke design.The prequels, TCW and the OT will be viewed as masterpieces in the coming generations, mark my words. Despite the wide broad appeal and culture claims Star Wars has, the craft of the world and the skills involved is completely underrated.
>>536561470I use to steal computer games from Walmart, but only did it at the dead of night like around Midnight to 1AM, most of the people working there aren't even 100% awake and ironically the cereal area had a broken cam no one knew about but me. Perfect to switch off, wait for aunty to buy her stuff, then as we walk out swing my bag high like im a retard soo it doesn't touch the metal detectors.
>>536569471Aw hell naw
>>536569608FIX THOSE CAMERAS BOY
>>536569640They already have AI cameras. I was tryna buy something and it didnt like the way I transfered it to my bag.
>Memeflag>Twitter react>1PBTI
>>536561192It didn't come from that you fucking mong
>>536569379I like you
>>536561053I refuse to use these.
>>536561578Walmarts here in my area of the States have already switched back to majority employee checkout. They remodeled to 95% self-checkout back in 2018, then pulled out all but 6 of them in 2024. They only keep 2-4 employee checkouts open, though, so it’s back to waiting in lines. They are pushing for online order pick-up or delivery, so the customer never touches the items at all.
>>536561053Where are the thefts occurring?
>>536561612Stock is aquired en masse via debt. Supermarkets don't even own it and throw tons of stuff away anyway. Capitalism is a scam and scmaming it back is not a crime.
I don't steal because I get chastised by my Lord. That's how I know I'm saved
>>536571047NOOO I PAY MY 200 DOLLAR GROCERIES TO THE DOLLAR! I'M A GOOD CONTRIBUTOR TO SOCIETY AND I LOVE LE HECKIN DIVERSITY!!!
>>536561053the only calculations they are making is if the money they have saved by not employing people is more than the money they lose via theft.
>>536561053Every single time I've used self checkout it accuses me of stealing. I go to pay, and the screen comes up that says an associate need to come check it. Then I'm standing there like Hank Hill waiting for some non binary Mexican to make sure I rang everything up
>>536561518Stop being a universalist faggot. Stealing, killing etc. aren't wrong in a vacuum. Stealing from a giant corporation whose owners pay your government to rape you isn't the moral equivalent of stealing from a normal goy. Neither is lynching a rapist kike murderer the moral equivalent of scalping a random white woman for no reason.
>>536561053Lol you think the businesses or their shareholders are eating the cost of increased retail theft and don't pass it on to the consumer
>>536561053If the cost of the theft is less than the cost of an employee it's worth it
>>536561053The UK has started locking you in self check out, so you can't leave until someone lets you out
>>536574561Scan your items and wait in the pay pen citizen don't fuck with walmart
thou shalt not steal
