https://www.vice.com/en/article/these-birds-are-terrified-of-women-and-scientists-cant-explain-why/Scientists discovered that birds let men get closer and flee faster when a woman is approaching. What gives?
>>536566933animals can smell lies.
>>536566933Chicks recognize chicks
>>536567038You can tell these pigeons are giving women the bird
>>536566933Women can't approach animals without acting like morons
>>536566933because of the patriarchy
Animals are good at sensing ulterior motives
>>536566933Women reek, they spray their hair with chemical crap and cake their faces in even denser chemical crap. It's not just birds most animals get too close a to foid take a whiff and take running, they know no living being should smell like that.
>>536566933Women used to put them in pies. They've evolved to fear the foid. However, foids ability to cook and clean in now vestigial. Foids have evolved or devolved. Birds haven't.
birds arent terrified of women. birds are just retarded as fuck and will not spot something as close as 1 meter to them. a man will naturally act like a predator even in a playful way to sharpen his instincts. a woman is less likely to and more likely to make a sound when she spots the bird
>>536567038Real eyes realize real lies
Birds were probably the only creatures that women were capable of hunting, whereas a man was less likely to bother with a bird since they were always after larger game.
>>536567283But how can mirrors be real, if our eyes aren't real?
>>536567193>Women used to put them in pies.>used tosurely men were the majority of people shooting or butchering them in the first place?
>>536566933This is strange but I also saw youtube videos that said wolves are more fearful of men but much more trusting of women. It could just be that these animals have different type of social dynamics at play here that we don't fully understand. I could have swore I also saw that horses are more comfortable or willing to let men ride on average than women but that might have just been that one video I saw that said this.
>>536567831Many songbirds (European study) — more fearful of women; allow men to approach closer before flying away. Cause unknown.Laboratory mice and rats — more stressed around men; linked largely to male scent cues.Dogs — often prefer women or fear men more frequently than the reverse; thought to involve voice, size, scent, and past experiences.Cats — often show stronger attachment to women in household studies, though individual variation is huge.Horses — can distinguish between men and women by sight and voice; some show handler preferences.Crows — remember individual humans and can teach other crows which people are dangerous.Rhesus macaques — distinguish male and female humans and may respond differently to each.Sheep — recognize human faces and can develop preferences for specific handlers.Goats — often prefer familiar humans and can differentiate people by appearance and behavior.Cattle — react differently to individual handlers; calm, familiar people are preferred regardless of sex.Dolphins — recognize individual humans and can form preferences for specific trainers.Parrots — sometimes strongly prefer men or women and may bond almost exclusively with one sex.Elephants — can distinguish between different groups of humans and show stronger caution toward groups historically associated with hunting.Pigeons — recognize individual human faces and remember who feeds or chases them.Wolves (captivity studies) — often respond differently to familiar male versus female caretakers.Orcas — can identify individual human trainers and show clear social preferences.
>>536568092Based post anon thanks for that. I wonder why some of these animals might bond beyond just feeding them of course. Like what makes a dolphin or orca become fond of a human considering they live in the water? There's also those videos of platypus that enjoy pets as seen here.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6QHzIJO5a8
>>536566933They don’t wanna get #meToo’d or recorded for tiktok.
>>536566933They've seen some shit women do with dogs
>>536566933It’s the high heels. If you’re a pigeon in nyc you fear the loud as cluckclunk sound of those long haired creatures with daggers on their feet.
>>536566933I have horse power. It's crazy how many horses are aching for a confident man to come and fix them. The amount of people that have a mare that "hates people" and then you come and look into those big horse eyes and see the years of misunderstanding it breaks your heart.
>>536566933>My wife's three cats all prefer me because I am easier for them to manipulate >Our children prefer her because she is easier for them to manipulateMen probably sometimes feed pigeons whereas women don't and just waste their time.
