why do Americans think charcuterie boards are some alien thing?It's literally how we eat breakfast
>>536567582In Europe only Meds can cook. And that's because they are brown basically. Whites just hate life and are trying to get any enjoyment banned from it. Food is part of this - you cannot feel good even when eating. Idk why they are like this.
This.Wypipo don't season dey foodIt's dey kultcha
>>536567582
>>536567582You're retarded. The smartphone zombie uploading this video and captioning it is also retarded.
>>536567657Charcuterie boards are so ubiquitous here they’re basically a meme. Every wine mommy loves their sandwich disassembled
>>536567582>soft boiled egg>smoked salmon>early potatoes with dill>dill sauce>sour cream>rödbetssalladWhat the fuck are you talking about? That is a plate of my delicious national food, you degenerate moron.
i have gained a considerable amount of weight from pancakes and waffles
>>536567679French/Austrian/German/Czech food is god tier.
>>536567657> why don't you eat poop... LIKE WE DO IN GERMANY?!!?!
>>536567858The french are meds
>>536567871you seethe because we got all the yummy food here
>>536567582A plate full of amazing flavors and respect for the produce.Imagine being american and thinking goyslop is food.
>>536567582los IQwhites would be like the japanese still eating raw meat if it wasn't for civilization
>>536567858French are Meds. Austrian/German food is meh. Czech is decent. But Czechs are Slavs, so not really white.
>>536567582>y u ren't dyan from hartattck>like ve do in uganda?
>>536567871We only eat poop for sexual pleasure. Eating poop for nutrition is reserved for jeets
>>536567582It's a fucking lunchable. Also, it's that forced whites can't cook BS meme they keep trying to push. Hell even with Hollywood pushing it, it doesn't work.
>>536567657>It's literally how we eat breakfastLmao.One coffee with a smoke is the champion's breakfast.
>>536567582My dinner last night. A tad spicy for my liking but oh was it delicious!
>>536567582Nigga you can't seriously be that dumb.Your food is the worst on this planet and yes we do season our food in fact we have far more seasoning then you ever did it's just seasoning should be additive not over come a base taste of the food something that you don't have IQ to understand.
>>536568068Monster and a ciggie for me.I only eat lavish breakfasts when with my family on holidays and shit
>>536567931>raw porkniggas, no wonder why you are schizos
>>536567582>they literally conquered more than half the world for spice.>lionfieldarent they the faggots who base their entire content about being italian? if they are, that post is bait post because italians have decent cuisine.
>>536568130With food like this you are almost turning slav kek... here everybody is doing same wake up coffee or energy drink and cigs.
>>536568134>thing bad>thing but japanese good
>>536567582Didn't whites essentially introduce a plethora of new spices and vegetables from America effectively changing all of these people's cuisine...White people have these shitskins hot peppers... This shit is so cringe.
>>536567871You unironically import more jeets and turks than Germany at this point. Be quiet
>>536567582Not to mentioned n all the food aide over decades that they provided niggers and coloureds of all kind.The shitskins are alive only because of white people... And now they are shitting on the hand that feeds them.
>>536568134>flagAny meat in the Americas is parasite ridden. Not so much here
>>536567582What do you mean by that. They don't season they pineapple?
>>536567582I'm planning to go 100% shelf-stable and get rid of my fridge. I'm switching to potato bags for my carrots. Everything else will be long term shelf-stable.
>>536568268Before Arabs and Indians had most of them now they are basically everywhere. Chili used to be special only to America now it's everywhere.
>>536567582They don't believe in seasoning and all they eat is fermented food or potatoes with sausage.
>>536567679True. Italian, Greek and Mediterranean food is the best European food. French cuisine is also very good.
>>536568294huh?
>>536568409Why would you willingly be retarded?
>>536567582everything on that plate is delicious and it's a rich balanced mix of salty, creamy, sour and even gently sweet elements, only retards who ruin their palates with gallons of glucose syrup or copious amounts of chili lack the capability of understanding it.
>>536567858> french. white.lmao
>>536567679>In Europe only Meds can cook.No, in Europe, everyone besides Russians, Scandis and British can cook.
>>536567657We don't. It's just seen as lunchables. Something for kids or maybe for hiking/camping.
>>536567760Ok, so I hope you get raped in your hairy asshole.
>>536568506Romanian food is good. You know who can't cook for shit? Poles and Estonians they are the epitome of bland repetitive food.
>>536567582White peepoes ain't corn surp deys food ?
>>536567931Steak tartare is basically American. There is no proof Euros made it first. Having said that, the people who enjoy it literally have Tatar and Mongol DNA because it’s fucking disgusting. Cooking meat makes it taste better, raw meat and rare meat is chewy and gross and the flavor sucks. It’s probably for R1b and R1a DNA asiatic savages (that’s not white DNA btw it’s chink DNA descended from chink haplogroups)
>>536567582>Why are whites unable to cook?Wypipo don season dey food
>>536568751lmao
>>536567657>its called a hamburger>no muslim immigrantsWhat the fuck?
>>536568832I don’t know why you’re laughing, Genghis. Raw meat sucks, there’s no Maillard reaction. If you like eating raw meat it’s because you’re a Mongol rape baby with literal chink DNA. You would probably like dog meat and bat soup too
>>536567582Seasoning your food is a feminine trait. Real men eat things for the raw flavor. Seasoning food is no different than putting creamer in coffee or sugar in alcohol
>>536567582It ain't gas station cheetos but it will have to do, Layron.
We got american sized pypo here too, so our food is objectively good
>>536567582Jeets means victory
>>536567582Good! Stay the fuck out of Europe then, shitskins!
we are a simple people
>>536568068I like this nigger
>>536567793browncels HATE food when it is too close to its natural state and composed to appreciate the ingredients for what they are. if it isn’t ultraprocessed, dyed a neon color, and buried in dehydrated powdered herbs/vegetables they will be disgusted. they HATE fresh food. you cannot expect subhumans to understand.
>>536568751steak tartare tastes like fancy big mac
>>536567582Yeah, we are just under developed. Better steer clear. Go to USA instead. Much more flavour there.
We really need a nigger hate thread
>>536569058Would smash
>>536567582Nobody I've ever met eats like this
>>536568068But where are the sausages?
>>536567657Anything distinctively European is poorly imitated by Epstein-class types and other assorted yuppies with more money than brains. Every other American sees this and thinks "this shit is for uppity faggots". That's not to say your cuisine is bad, it has just been culturally associated with the most obnoxious members of our society.Also in the case of the OP image, that is clearly a nigger that is baffled by actual vegetables and nutritious foods. Keep in mind those people think high cuisine consists of pineapple spears soaked in way too much sugar and kool aid, and chicken fried in cheeto dust. They are retarded apes with the taste of lab rats used for testing food additives.
>>536569166Because you’re a turkfag.That’s a very swedish plate.
>>536568962I fucking hate that fat fuck
>>536568751That isn't steak, anon...
>>536568506fuck ..i love romanian food ,mici+ciorba de burta+papanasi = top tier
>>536569223You can eat it, I prefer food
>>536567793>Hasn't been frozen or processed >Not deep fried in oilAbsolutely disgusting
>>536568788He was jailed for that.
>>536568788Why is he doing this?
>cooking
>>536567582looks delicious but it's missing pickled herring
>>536567793It ain't got no Lawry's seasonin on it
>>536567679>because they are brown basicallyYeah, we got a thing called "sun". You pay good money to see it.
>>536569363
White people went to war with others specifically for access to spices. Later, black people forgot or never learned about this and base all their assumptions on white food on the only "white food" they ever had: prison food.
>>536567582Quick, name me 3 nigger chefs that have Michelin stars.Hell, name 3 that even have a original restaurant that isn't hot chicken,
>>536568919>Raw meat sucksWrong. I bet you want your stteak well done too>If you like eating Asian food it’s because you’re a Mongol rape baby with literal chink DNAlmao @ your life Sanchez
>>536567582>Why are whites unable to cook?We are almost exclusively carnivores. With a strong preference for bovine meat.The hunter gatherers ate Bison.The Steppe herders ate Aurochs.Today we eat Beef.
>>536567582I have to cook my own French food specifically because Amerislop, Home of the Goy, refuses to serve any. There's probably 80 mexican restaurants in my city that all serve meat, cheese, and tortillas in varying combinations, which any ten year old could do on their own, but no fucking French restaurants, or anywhere you can get a real meal. So if I want a real meal, I have to do it myself. I have to make my own baguettes, I have to go to the farms and buy the meat, grow the herbs in my back yard. If you go to a bigger city, like NYC, they'll have French restaurants, and they'll also charge you like $300 a plate because they pretend this is some alien cuisine from another world, totally exotic to the condition of the goycels that compose this fucking country. I guess what I'm saying is American food is specifically catered to low-IQ trailer park Whites and brownoids, who love fat, sugar, and artificial chemicals dumped into everything they consume, like cattle. And if you're a somewhat sentient American who is aware of this fact, you're effectively isolated and forced to cook everything yourself while exhibiting a conspiracy theorists'-level of enthusiastic paranoia about what is going into your pot every meal, since the (((FDA))) LOVES to dump chemicals onto your plate.
Simple as
>>536568134>raw porkIt is perfectly safe to eat if it has been prepared by a white person.
France and Italy are top tier. What we call fine dining is basically French culture. Central europe is ok tier, Hungary, czech... nicely cooked home meal, nothing to make it world class. German and Scandinavian is just blend and tasteless.
OK real talk, what is for you personally the best cuisine?For me, it's Italian. I can eat a whole pot of spagbols and not feel guilty about it.Chinese buffets are amazing too.Japanese is very overrated and everything tastes like seaweed
>>536569644Where's the stargazy?
>>536569617I've been trying to find a French restaurant, onion soup, croissantss, French Boulle... the works, but there isn't any here
>>536569774I rotate meals from various cultures to keep it interesting.
>>536569774italian,lebanese,greek
>>536569850Tex Mex cuisine is great too. I felt like I discovered fire the first time I made a meal with wraps.
>>536569831>French BoulleWhat?
>>536568788Isn't that attempted murder? Terrorism even, as his is aiming to poison as much people as possible.
>>536567582>Why are whitesThe number 1 cooks all around the world, on every continent while only making up 1 out of every 10 people alive?
>>536569397pickled herring is niceHere is another god-tier European food, "Labskaus" from Hamburg- ground meat- baked potatoes- beetroot- pickled herring- pickled cucumbers- fried eggNow please someone post pictures of British Sunday Roast.I like it but will leave it to the brits to properly describe it.
>>536569892French Flan
tiramisu is the best dessert, don't @ me
>>536567931This is so fucking good,my gramps used to make it.
>>536570051Don't you pollacks eat pure concentrated fat on bread.
>>536569986Oh. You can easily bake one.My grandmother used to make one once a month. No other flan will ever taste that good.
>>536570041True words. It is basically the perfect dessert.
>>536569499true. these subhumans also really love white food like fried chicken, burgers, and pizza. especially from fast food places that were established by white people like KFC, popeyes, mcdonalds, and dominos pizza. it surprises me that they eat macaroni and cheese, and pizza since they are all lactose intolerant.
>>536567793I fucking love eggs bros
>>536567582It's called single ingredients not industrial crap
>>536567679"It is better to be a poor man in Italy, than a rich man in England"Stendahl.
>>536567582Go eat some Kool aid water melon you Jewish nigger. We'll eat real food.
>>536570051Mettbrötchen is perfect but a slightly refined version is the Mettigel. Shape the ground meat like a hedhehog, using onion stripes as decoration.
>>536567679>In Europe only Meds can cook.Lol, lmao even.
>>536570041Eton mess. Thank me later
>>536569831Its just depressing. I don't understand how people can subsist entirely on tacos and burgers, but apparently this country can. If you want anything else, you have to make it yourself. It's like living in a zoo. I've even thought about opening a French restaurant just out of spite. >>536570041There's an Italian place in my area where I go just for tiramisu and coffee. They don't even ask me what I want anymore. If I show up at 8pm out on the deck, it just appears before me. Probably the closest I'll ever have to a European vibe over here.
>>536568506Romance language speaking countries are renowned for their cooking, mostly because they are loud about it because everything else about them sucks.
>>536570144In that case, you'd love eggs with Swedish Kaviar. By purchasing Kalles you contribute to Sweden's national gross domestic product.
>>536570216Cute but I'd be too worried about parasites to eat raw meat.
>>536567582>memeflaggot>1pbtid single question>200 repliesban me you faggot mod kike retards
>>536568788I want to torture this nigger to death over the course of days or weeks. lock him in a dark room chained up, with strobe lights and loudl noises going off at random intervals 24/7, and twice a day I randomly come in to hammer a nail into one of his joints.
>>536570243Why is there normal eggs mixed in with quail eggs? And if anyone is ever fucking interested, quail eggs are a retarded meme.
>>536570252Panna Cotta is god tier also
>>536570243Yummy. Also the choice of sauces is perfect.
>>536568751the only real american thing is not thinking about british broadcasting corporation when hearing BBC. everything else already existed before usa was even a thing.
>>536569549weebs should be castrated and tortured do death for existing
>>536567582Those eggs look delicious Bow down before your superiors, Jews and their Indian golemsAlso rape prophet Muhammad to death and bury him with a pig
>>536569644I went to a traditional pie and mash shop in London and i can say that it was some of the foulest slop i ever ate
>>536570317Raw pork is safe to eat only if it has been prepared by a white person (ie. strictly following the rules, and the meat previosly inspected according to german health regulations).
>>536570334Pannacotta is too sweet. I can never finish one.
>>536568788Is there a video of big white men hammering 3" carpenters nails into his skull? Thx.
Who says whypipo don season dey food
>>536570356no u!
>>536568618>PolesRetard detected. Ain't no way you've never had banging pierogi or Polish pastries.
>>536568506Around 20% of picrel is uneatable. I don't want a pastry with cream and pomegranates. I don't want crepes with some kind of disgusting euro jam. Papanasi looks nasty as fuck too. I'll take a famous star from Carl's Jr over that shit.
>>536570154>hedonistic pleasures over quality of life and healthOf course
Dis whypipo b havin' a hol cabsnet full uh dem spice
>>536570041stfu you retarded normgroid
>>536567582arent like the best cooks in the world white.. also whites have the highest standards in terms of food safety of anyone on the planet
>>536570642dis nigga eating frosted foreskins and pubes
>>536567582When you look at the food Europe did not have access to until america was discovered and trade routes were established, it's staggering. We consider Italian food to be S tier among European cuisine, yet they didn't even have access to tomatoes until the late 1400s. I can't even imagine European cuisine without beans, tomatoes, potatoes, and a hundred others. Half of the canonically european dishes that come to mind contain them...
ive been on KETO for about a week and god damn its hard, just a skin on potato with butter and sea salt would be god tier rn
>>536568832>>536568919My based countryman has a point. You claim to have Cherusci DNA, but your alleged ancestors never ate raw meat, so why do you? Who taught you this Eastern third world habit?
>>536569058How much did that cost in leaf bux?
>>5365679312nasty4me.
>>536570746oh yeah we never had food until we found the new world...yes...nohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtJwp2Y9Xrc
>>536570642that presentation is annoying
>>536570733>tiramisu is le best desser-aaaack
>>536568962>American sized people
>>536569644God tier and top tier are indeed excellent. Not sure about the pudding though, I think that is mid tier at best.
>>536570462British people talk up things like fish and chips, but it's just fast food. There's nothing special about it. I also do not understand their cultural fixation on beans. They put beans in everything. If you watch cooking shows, the "five star chef" will inevitably dump beans on whatever it is he's concocting. I watched one in an airport and this blonde haired retardo was like>"Now this is a very special meal, one a young man can make to impress his date!" And it was literally a steak with tomatoes and white beans thrown on top. My face contorted like I was watching a beheading.
>>536570866vidrel is more your thing you fat cunt
>>536569016Reminds me of the Imoni soup festival japs hold with their oversized soup bowl. Japs really are spiritual Indians
>>536567735pickles are seasoning memeblack
>>536570876It is. That shit is too sweet
>>536569644>blood pudding>crap tierjeet detected
>>536570952passyour food is still gay looking
>>536567582>meme flaggtfo, shill
In the USA, we have zebra cakes, they're based and red pilled. Probably shits on your fag euro pudding.
>>536570596How about a piece of cardboard with seasoning too LOL
>>536571113>little debbie ultra-processed sugar slop Make sure you get your ear stapled with a "Product of Israel" tag so that other ranchers don't mistake you for being part of their herd
>>536567582Picrel looks delicious though, you either have bad taste or have fucked up your tastebuds through huge amounts of spices like Jeets have.
>>536571113That's not even a real whole dessert. Pastry with inner dough and flour are a snack
>>536569644scotch eggs and beef wellington in low tier? jeet detected. gordon ramsey is hunting you down rn.
>>536571157Fuck you this nation runs off lil deb. I can eat 4 of those things a day and fuel my body for whatever purpose I shall choose.
>>536571214>for whatever purpose I shall choose.All of them revolving around serving the "Chosen", no doubt.BMI of 33, high blood pressure, etc., I'm assuming?
>>536570086With salt and pepper, yeah. You need good bread though, not that american foam thing.
>>536571196Capsa pastry the best pastry in Bucharest was invented after a french general that helped us in some boring war in the 180ps and the famous cook,the expert in desserts created a perfect little chocolate mini cake that the french general who had diabetes could eat. It was the pastry shop where all of our intellectual elites used to meet . It has everything even a mille feuilles
>>536567582i prefer food woth almost no spices
>>536567582Bitch we invented fine cuisine. All other cultures do is put anything they find on a pot and call it cuisine.
>>536570746>Fernet BrancaVERY based.
>>536570772Raw meat eating was common among germanic tribes and is mentioned in viking sagas. Where do you think the raw pork and raw beef cuisines came from? Asians are out of the question as we did not exchange cuisine cultures. Do you think Arabs would eat raw pork? They would not even spit on live pigs. Btw christian cuisine is basically vegan. And eating most meat is forbidden
>>536571265Literally the opposite. I'm rail thin and have always had perfect BP. Do I eat well? No I do not. I was just born with Nordic genetics which have prevented me from getting fat.
>>536571113>names the cake after the surface layersuperficial as everything in muttland
>>536571271We have something similiar if it isn't the same.. called 'Krydderfedt' usually fat with bacon bits, fird onions or apples. I never cared for it but all the old boomers love the shit.
>>536570952Oh man, is that some fukkin sugar water? Fuck yeah, I'm such a good little goy for that sugar water hell to the fuck yeah I'm such a gentile, I'm such a wet little bitch for that sugar water. Can't wait to crack open a can of sugar water and quench my dry little gentile throat and get my throatussy all wet with that canned sugar water made for good and well behaved little boyim toyim employim goyim like me. I'll pay double, I'll pay triple, anything for another can of the goyslurpiest sugar water. Kssshh! *ssip* Ahhhhh! Praise Israel
>>536571380All of those sources are Roman. You're reading propaganda. I'm not sure about the Vikings, but the Germanic tribes were not known for eating raw meat. I'm sure they did it occasionally, but it wasn't preferred or a thing that they do cause it's a delicacy.
>>536568090Nice try, your dinner was probably a double baconator extreme
>>536571354You should try Strega. Simultaneously delicious and will clear out your sinuses.
>>536568618>>536570571No is true. Spent months in Poland and their red soup and whatever dumplings were awfull. And tried numerous places, absolute shit tier. After a while I discovered a Hungarian restaurants and set camp there. Worse than Poland is by far Sweden. Uk? No wonder they like asian diarheeas so much with a special mention >>536570243. Breakfast of champions.To be truthfull we got a lot of Greek/Byzantine influence over the centuries
>>536570876For me, it's the humble cinnamon roll
>>536571066>your food is still gay looking
>>536570051how? it's literally just raw meat with an onion slice on bread. if you enjoy it fine, as long as you're not one of those fags that makes fun of british food. there's only a million and one reasons not to eat raw pork you niggers.
>>536571552Fini
>>536571470Never heard of it. I'll look around to see if I can find a bottle.
>>536571552clean your fucking pot you subhuman...
>>536570243perfection.
>>536567582What's wrong with this? It looks great
>>536568256Looks like your standard issue basedboy faggot simp
>>536571586I don't think that's how it's supposed to look lmaooooo. You at least baked it from scratch right? Or did you just use picrel
>>536567770kekthat's a funy way to put it...but sammichs are annoying as fuck with cured pieces of meat, because one bite doesn't cut them and rugpulls all the fillings when you swallow
>>536571621No.
>>536569453White people are fucking disgusting and they're proud of it
>>536568124>>536567582 >Nigga you can't seriously be that dumb.>Your food is the WORST ON THIS PLANET > and yes we do season our food in fact we have far more seasoning then you ever did >it's just seasoning should be additive not over come a base taste of the food >something that you don't have IQ to understand.As a person who traveled to a number of countries - THIS is the Truth. Niggers can't cook. Niggers better to not touch the food , it's going to be better when nigger cook touched the food the least. Basically the more nigger cook touches the food in a restaurant, the worse it becomes .
>>536571724It's definitely how it's supposed to look, tard frog fren. Have you never had a fucking risen cinnamon roll before? And yes, I made the dough from scratch. It's sourdough cinnamon rolls. I have some ready to roll out and bake later today.
>>536567582>they food gross>but I will continue to live here
>>536567582nobody forced you to be here.you can go right back to your spiced third world hellscape, nigger.
>>536567679nah thats false. the avg european can cook. they dont consume goyslop but eat healthy unprocessed foods which is real food
>>536571573I hate women so much, that's why I'm a fag
>>536570733
>>536568506 >Russians can't cookHAHAHAHA, you should travel to one of the russian big cities and try their food. Germans can't cook in comparison. IMHO french over cook their food, make too much out of it. Other than french pastries, they overdo it .
>>536571685I’m going to let all of you anons in here in on a little secret. Did you know that when niggers talk about “seasoning” they are exclusively referring to “Lawry’s Seasoned Salt?”I’m not joking, it’s an honest to God fact. Next time you get on the subject of cooking while chatting with a nigger ask him what his favorite seasonings are to use while cooking. He’ll stare at you mouth agape before mumbling out some incoherent nigger speak like>“mufuggah ion no not mufuggin gorton ramsay nigga nah mean I’m just usin seasoning nigga”Niggers really have no concept of seasoning, they honestly think all flavor is derived from lawry’s seasoning salt. One time I was invited to my nigger neighbor’s 4th of July bbq. I could hardly contain my excitement because I was finally about to be enlightened by the fabled nigger BBQ, or so I thought. Imagine my disappointment when I arrived and was greeted with the following>chicken rubbed with lawry’s seasoned salt>ribs with dry rub of lawry’s seasoned salt>mashed potatoes loaded with lawry’s seasoned salt>salad garnished with lawry’s seasoned salt>asparagus coated in so much lawry’s seasoned salt that it was entirely crystallized by the time it was done grilling>every table had a bottle of lawry’s seasoned salt on it “to add some extra seasoning”It was absolutely unreal. Do you know how many times I was asked to “pass the seasoning” that night? It can’t be counted on both hands. Describing the situation as Lynchian is too kind.If you ever find yourself dating a nigger and want to impress her grill up some chicken and rub it with enough lawry’s seasoned salt to cure an entire calf. You will be amazed at her eyes light up as she takes her first bite and she showers you with compliments for “cookin’ with soul”
Since I made a Quiche Lorraine last night (just another one of these things you can't fucking find in America unless you make it yourself), I want to make a soup tonight to go with these baguettes I'm baking. Can any French people in here name a good one?
>>536570834I mean the basis for everyone thinking European food is nothing but dill and creme sauces which was like 85% true before the new world and why so many of your classical dishes look like OP.>>536571354Merci bien mon ami
>>536571573>women filming their own embarrassing behaviorYep, that's the modern world for you
>>536570041I've heard tiramisu was invented by italians.>>536569985this isn't really what you can call the best food.
>>536567582Nah it looks great, as an Proud Mohammedan, Not enough bread though
>>536571795>sour cinnamon rollsEw.
>>536571901>HAHAHAHA, you should travel to one of the russian big cities and try their food.>their food.Russians have no food, they stole all the recipes they cook. Russian "food" is some smoked fish with chives and a boiled potato.
>>536568751>It’s probably for R1b and R1a DNA asiatic savagesRussians are the OG R1a and Russians cook their meat religiously. (We don't even eat rare steak.)I don't know who the fuck eats raw meat but it's certainly not R1a people.
>>536567582>Whites can't cook>Whites don't season dey food
Food elitism is the most retarded thing on the internet. It tells you just how well off a person is, how little hardships they have ever faced in their lives, to have ended up at a point where they start caring about mundane things like what someone else might be eating right now and how it was cooked.
>>536572219t.had pickled herring and boiled sadness for lunch
>>536570041>tiramisu is the best dessert, don't @ me
>>536567931I don't want brain cysts thanks.
>>536572219Food elitism is the most retarded thing on the internet. It tells you just how well off a person is, how little hardships they have ever faced in their lives, to have ended up at a point where they start caring about mundane things like what someone else might be eating right now and how it was cooked.
>>536568068I don't eat breakfast. I can't afford it
>>53656809099% of my dinners as a child but covered in bistro gravy at least.
>>536567582We're just... smarter than you.LolLmaoNigger
>>536572219People who can’t cook, and don’t appreciate good food, are going into the oven with the jews and browns.
>>536571795>sourdough for pastries? At least you made it from scratch so great job anon
>>536567582The only time you eat White cooking is when you're in prison being punished.
Bolognese ragù is peak
>>536567582AYO DAT SHIT NEED SUM LAWRY'S AND HOT SAUCE
>>536571965You can always go for the easier choice : onion soup or soup pottage. If you want something better but requires more work then it's definitely the "Bouillabaisse" soup
>>536570243Yes, yeees, YYYYYESSSSSSHHHH my fellow bongaloid. All non Anglos eternally BTFO with no coming back
>>536567582>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THERE IS NO GOYSLOP ON MY PLATE!!!!!!! THIS IS GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSS!
>SHIEEET WYPIPO DON SZN THEY FOOD MAYNE
>>536567582Niggers eat each other and drink water from a hole in the road. Stfu monkeyman. If it wasn't for whites you'd be eating shit like PAJEETS.
>>536569774> italian spagbol, chinese, jap overrated(i know italian food is toptier healthy but.. I like savoury food(spice) and sometimes chilli food(hot))- i hate spag/pasta - I stopped endurance-stuff when I was in uni - and pasta is nuclear-bad for anyone not iron-manning- chinese food is too 'watery'- jap food is too bland (I know they got some spicey bits)- SouthEastAsian (korea, thai, indian)- TexMex, but heavy-meat-foods is a good start.- If I was pressed on European food (full-english, bratwurst, saukraut, pulpo al fiere/calamari piemento-de-padron)
>>536572566Based. Doing it.I thought about French Onion, but that seems to be the go-to over here whenever people talk about French soups. It is like your version of the hamburger over here, so I wanted to make something else that wasn't that.
>>536569644Haggis and black pudding are top tier at least.
>>536572816thats animal food tiernext you say deep fried snicker bars are great
>>536572097Buddy...What is borsch, caviar, ivan chai, real honey (not fakes sold in USA), buckweat , real dark breads (not fakes sold in usa), blini (pankakes), real sour cream (not fakes sold in usa), dressed herring, shashlyk, syrniki (cheese pankakes) uha (russian fish soup) sauerkraut Mamaliga has been made everywhere, in Moldova too. Meat sausages are made everywhere, that's not your food. Right now I am shopping at russian/georgian stores here, they sell real food. And organic stores.Majority of regular (not organic) american food stores don't sell real food, it's processed by big corps chemical poisons.>farm raised fish here , processed flour, low fat milk, >gmo corn and tomatoes>and other interesting fakes sold here in usahttps://domesticfits.com/russian-food/
>>536567582White people have discerning taste buds that are capable of detecting minor nuances in the flavor>delicious minor flavor nuancesOf course you can't just take a rotting carcass and cover it in spices to hide the carcass-nessIt isn't something you would understand if you are from outside the circle in picrel
>>536572635At what point is a kitchen robot cheaper?
>>536567582I think it looks alright.>>536568506Looks delicious.>>536568256>POV: You're eating sushi made by an illegal immigrant who isn't following basic food safety protocol and will soon contract stomach worms
>>536572973Iberians have good food too.
>>536572956>buckweatblech
>>536567582All the best chefs in the world are white men retard
>>536567582Most people I know unironically only eat bland sandwiches with cheese and ham, as well as pasta, pretty much every single fucking day of their miserable goylives.
>>536567582I like white food and dislike brown food.have you ever considered that the races taste buds are different? A people are going to make food they enjoy, they arent going to pander to strangers from across the ocean.For example I think curry is disgusting slop, but thats a brown people thing so obviously they will like it
I would rather be a good-cook with the shit-ingredients I have.Than a lame-cook with great ingredients.(i love buying/eating spicy foods)(but my hobby is learning recipes with local meats and vegetables.)
>>536567582Literally every great chef, living and dead is white.
>>536568256>douche bag eating nigiri with chopsticks>doesn't know that you put fish side down on your tongue
>>536567735Niggers have to douse their food in spices because they don't have refined palates and can't taste natural flavors like white people can.
white people cant even make hot taki fried chicken or pineapple kool aid spears da fuck nigga they are so uncool
>>536573115I mix buckweat with quinoa (amaranth), throw it in a pan with water, cook for 15 mins. That's it , then throw some wedgies on top. Maybe salt, honey . The best vitamins loaded meal, 2 whatever super foods . You can cook some chicken and throw on top. >stock image.
>>536573205Japanese Curry is great, I love making that shit
>>536570355>talking about nigger dicks while humans discuss the different ways we eat your god...Jamniggers are never going to stop taking L's every day for the rest of their lives.
Food is not meant to taste good. Food is meant to keep you alive. So soft and spoiled these lackeys have become.Do not, my friends, become addicted to water. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!
>>536573497>Food is not meant to taste good.Then why did we get tastebuds.. what a retarded take.,
>>536573428its not something I would enjoy, and thats okay.Some people like it, others dont. People are always gonna cook what they themselves like,I think im gonna make garlic scrambled eggs and bacon later
>>536573535Tastebuds are a defense mechanism. So you don't eat rotten food. Food is meant to keep you alive, not satisfy your pallete.
>>536571778A nigger's idea of cooking us to take a pound of salt and put the food in it.
>>536573497I disagree.Food SUPPOSED to taste good, because you taste buds supposed to tell you which vitamins and minerals you are missing, i.e what to eat. In a survival situation , true you eat what exists. Professional fakers, jews, italian mafia and capitalists made food fakely taste "good", because they mixed a ton of sugar and fat everywhere to hide fake ingredients and crap taste.
>>536570243>a huge pile of burnt meats, garnished with canned beans >OI M8 LOOKS LOIK A ROIGHT PROPAH MEAL >LETS GAO TEW TOBIES AFTAH SUM FOOTIE AND LOWD UP DAT PLAYTE
>>536571573That is not what the kitchen counter is forWhat the fuckNevermind the foodOSHA loads shotguns to the thought of this
>>536572917OI MATE YE WANT A PIZZA CRUNCH?
>>536573638If you hand a child sweets or vegatables, which will they consume? They will eat the sweet and surely die as a result. Your pallete is not an indicator of pleasure, but a quantifyer of survival
>>536572063Kill yourself, brownoid
>>536573428Any tips on making this? I was just planning to make this for the first time tomorrow. Was going to add grated apple and honey to it per the recipe i found.
>>536573630Buddy, I used to take vacations on caribbean islands and Mexico here a lot at one time. So, if it's mexican cooks , food is fine. If you are on an island and it's blacks, and majority of food is made by blacks (just nobody else lives here), then the least they touch the food the better. >if they kill a chicken and throw it on a grille - it's edible >if they try to make a salad or whatever, it's inedible. BTW, best Caribbean islands are Netherlands Antilles, Curasao and Aruba. Best food there.
In a survival situation you vil eat the hard tack. Food is for pussies that need coddling.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hardtack
>>536573744>If you hand a child sweets or vegatables, which will they consume?> They will eat the sweet and surely die as a result.Exactly .This is a direct result of capitalists faking food for the last 100 years. It hasn't been that long though .
>>536569318He's a gay nigger, he was born to do shit like that because he yearns to be locked in a cage filled with other gay niggers.
The best part about making meatballs is knowing that niggers don't know how to. And it's important to make meatballs, so you can remind negroes that they can't have anything good in life.https://files.catbox.moe/lnpj48.mp4
>>536567679"Feeling good" and "enjoyment" are for animals, like monkeys or brown people. Humans aka white people are too faustian for that degenerate shit. We'll be colonizing space and discovering the secrets of the universe while you subhumans are still jerking your cocks and eating delicious food.
y'all niggers like n word foods?I love Jollof rice and jerk chicken. Tried a seafood boil in Louisiana one time and shit was cash also
>>536570876I prefer our version
>>536572917Had one once it’s actually pretty good
>>536572973how the fuck did we end up in Italy?
>>536573103>Iberians have good food too.Delicious for sure. But Iberian food lacks the subtle and elegant nuance of White food
>>536573895> unleavened bread> hardtack> I practiced making both.> super unhealthy, but useful in survival scenariosI want to try pemmican.I heard it's meh, but I'm willing to give it a taste first.
>>536568090you’re allowed to season all this
>>536573497You successfully misinterpreted the purpose of your tastebuds.The flavours tell your tastebuds whether you should be eating the food or not.If it doesn't taste good, leave it.You can have cake three times, and the second or third time it doesn't taste as good. That is a warning from your body not to finish that fucking piece.Goes for every type of food there is.Sugar is a cheat code that blows all the other signals out of the water.
>>536573373>giving importance to the way of these savages
>>536572405It's not "sour" like bread. I lean into the sour note actually and make the dough with buttermilk and the frosting with buttermilk, powdered sugar, maple syrup or maple extract, and cream cheese. Also, the Jews just don't you to know the yeast in the air is free. I have 7 billion yeasts.
>>536567582this is gnocchi, eggs, ham and some greens. americans cant see this for food, they need a burger and 200 preservatives for it to be food i guess.then some tzaziki, probably tastes so good.
>>536574062I love tompussy
>>536574475Nigger, I am am American and make literally everything I eat. I even stopped buying pasta.
>>536570216isn't it funny how humans grind animals to a pulp and then reshape them in to other animals. not even saying this from a vegan/vegetarian moral perspective, it's just kinda funny to think about.imagine the horror if someone did this to humans.
this is all fresh food, you cant even get this in america. you get some plastic salad and plastic cheese.you wouldnt even get real tzatziki. i would be some bullshit with seedoils and water. this is REAL FOOD. you would probably have to pay 45 bucks out of your ass just for this plate in america.
>>536574206>American takealright buddy.
>>536571586>>536571795That's not at all how they're supposed to look, you overcrowded your pot.
>no no, my food must be spicy like the food of subhumansamericans are niggers.
>>536574537wow anon made some noodles.then why are you dipshit retards making this post wondering what actual food is???its totally normal for euros to make noodles and lasagne. fuking retards.
>>536574422What healthy foods actually taste "good". The point was to not let your senses take over. And that you must exihibit self control over them. Food is not supposed to be a pleasurable experience, food's purpose is to keep you alive. You are missing the point of food entirely. Its supposed to make you feel good, not taste good. That is a Jewish lie. Healthy food tastes awful. Don't be a slut to your tastebuds. Have some fortitude. Because one day all that flavor could be ripped away instantly.
>>536574663>What healthy foods actually taste "good".Absolutely all healthy food, you're litterally made for having a taste for things that are good for you, it's litterally how nature makes you eat things that are healthy. You're just a disgusting nigger.
>>536567582You don't need fancy spices if your food is of decent quality
>>536574756Taste buds are to tell whether food is rotten or not. So that ancient man didn't poison himself. That mechanism has been hijacked by the modern world as a form of dopamine release. Good food makes you feel good, doesn't necessarily mean its going to taste good.
>>536571901>>536572097both correct, but also not. Scandis, British and Russia have pretty subpar old native cuisine culture, but all of them exported good cooking very readily during the age of exploration and adapted it locally. So they do have lots of good food, just most of the tasty recipes are of foreign origin if you trace it back a few centuries. But it only makes sense because further up North it's too cold and barren and the variety of ingredients was much less before increased trade from further away when exotic ingredients started flooding in.
>>536574756Someone's never eaten beans before lol
>>536567582brownoids can't explain what's wrong with this.every one of their meals must be drenched in spices and be a dopamine party because they are low impulse control hedonists.
you cant get real tzaziki in any anglo counry its always some seedoil+water garbage. its all fake like your plastic teeth.>oh what is thisthese idiots cant even see whats on the plate, this is how far theyre removed from nature.theyre total robot golems, stuff the mc donalds burger up your piehole.
>>536567582I'd eat that
>>536568751Hate to break it to you but it's actually a turkish dish called Çiğ Köfte and we been eating it for thousands of years.Steak tartar is a retarded french version that tastes like a kurds bootyhole.
>>536567657>weyou might hans, we do better.
>>536569645You're forgetting no American farmer would be caught dead serving vaxxed meat
>>536572100It's an Eastern European dish made famous by the Mongols. They'd heavily spice the meat and put it under their saddles. Then after riding all day, they'd have food.Of course it's blatantly obvious that even though the vast majority of you descend from Ghengis Khan, the blood has been so diluted that you can't do anything beyond beg.This goes for the Ukrainians as well.
>>536574654Post pasta machine Eurotard
>>536575110> you cant get real tzaziki in any anglo counryWhy the fuck not some yoghurt finely sliced cucumber pepper salt some white vinegar and sweet balsamic vinegar thats all you need,
>>536575245would be good without the beans, you bongs just dont get it.
nigger food
>>536568506French can't cook either
>>536567793>all english>felt the need to scandi up red beet saladwhy
>>536575310what's the fucking problem with beans you fucking retard?
>>536575256You really don't understand where your food comes from do you?https://www.law.cornell.edu/regulations/texas/25-Tex-Admin-Code-SS-169-29
>>536575289i have machine to make the dough. i have machine to make icecream too. very tasty ice cream with real lime.you cant get this anywhere you have to make it yourself.
>>536574663>. Healthy food tastes awfulAbsolute nigger cattle comment. You probably had a sip of a kale shake once then decided all vegetables were bad before stuffing your entire face into a bag of Doritos like a horse feeder.
>>536571573this is rage bait tho , look at that woman , to skinny to be eating that shit , also somebpdy else is filming , probably the husband , who had the idea to use his wife to make this awful video and ragebait retards
you can keep nasty chips
>>536568256>raw pork is the same as raw fishretard
Any animal that looks at that and doesnpt feel the appetite rising can be safely discarded as non-human.go back to eating chicken dunked in peanut sauce. Nobody wants your foufou fingerfood.
>>536574626>>536571586Just for reference: This is what they're supposed to look like.
>>536567858>French cuisine>horse meat with capered cream sauce>German cuisine>sausage with curry sauce and beer>Czech cuisine>sausage sans curry add cabbage and beerkys
>>536569644Nothing wrong with liver and onions. It's amazing with fresh, soft, white bread.
>>536575447Doritos are chemical food and shouldn't be consumed by any human. What the fuck are you on about?
>>536574663I'll put it to you this way.Normal food that's unseasoned and doesn't have glazing is your starting point.If that tastes good, it's healthy for you.If a particular vegetable or organ/meat tastes good it's healthy for you.If it tastes bad, don't eat it, it's bad for your health. Your tastebuds are telling you that.What cuisine has done is taken a variety of ingredients and mixed them to balance the flavours that taste good to you in such a way that they enhance the experience and you prefer, for example, your meat in a hamburger, rather than piled up on a plate.What cuisine then did, was take sugar and go "hmmm tasty", and mistake the flavour for the truth.Sugar tastes good because it spikes your dopamine levels briefly.Very few ingredients do that, but because sugar does it so powerfully and efficiently, people throw more and more sugar on their foods, and then when they've put enough sugar on it, they don't taste anything else anymore.Food factories put sugars and sweeteners in their food products to blow out the flavours of other ingredients they've added to emulsify or bind the products.They also added sugar to make it taste good. Kellogg's couldn't shift cereal for the fucking life of them, until they added sugar and it suddenly became a popular breakfast option.But you know something? The cereal underneath the sugar was still a dogshit ingrediënt that was bad for people's health. They just couldn't taste it through the dopamine powder.
>>536570243>le grilled meat and canned beans! Yeah this doesn't look very special
>>536573040cheaper than a nigger?very early on. The robot isn't going to be demanding reparations (fuck sake, I tried butchering it and spelled it correctly) in two generations. It's also not going to steal the good silver and use the money to buy Hennessee.
the way non whites talk about food is so performative, i'v had authentic ''ethnic'' food and while its ok its not good enough to the point of acting smug and annoying over, Yeah our country may be poor and the sewage leaks into the street and the crime rate is high and my wife cant go outside without getting raped and all the water is polluted and we die of preventable diseases, BUT THE FOOD DOE Like do you got anything else going on in life besides adding random spices to chicken (which white people do too but it doesn't count somehow)
>>536575431see>>536570940British people dump beans on things garishly and inappropriately, with an atmosphere of a child showing you their favorite stinky pet frog. Beans don't go on everything, and meals are not enhanced by dumping a tin of them on your plate. Tinned beans really are the canned chicken of the UK.
>>536575431nobody puts the beans there but bongs.its a peace of bread instead of beans for everybody else.beans are good in chili.
>>536575195The French version is much better then that lebanese block in the stomach thing must be made with beef tenderloin for best result
>>536575506Healthy food does not taste bad. That's a shit-tier take and you know it.
>>536574770The point of spices is literally to mask poor quality meat and to kill bacteria.
>>536569453the way he pours the oil into the sink at the end is the cherry on top
>>536575600>beans are good in chili.This. And certain soups.Watch any British cooking show though, and they dump beans on absolutely fucking everything.
>>536567735mmmmmm das rite
>>536575629for some people cooked meat tastes bad. for some people all kinds of things taste bad or good.i like raw entre cote for example. i dont know one person that can actually eat it. theyre all too pussy, tell me that youre going to die etc pp.i live. i live good. raw entre cote, grass fed from the biobio is the best food you can get as a human. you cant get better food.
>>536575512Honestly what food tastes bad. To me all food is delicious. I never had the leisure of pickiness. Food was there to keep us alive, not satisfy our senses. And yes, rotten food, tastes horrible. Understand? You've got it backwards. Food doesn't need to taste good, it only needs to not taste rotten. Have you ever eat fruit before thats not so ripe. That is some of the healthiest fruit you can consume, its pre digested. Might taste awful, but its good for you.
>>536575831you probably have worms, seek political career in america
>>536571935While that is hilarious I've seen grill master and niggers use other stuff stfu. Hilarious though. Greatest post I've seen this month I'm quite conflicted here.
>>536567582Not enough corn syrup, conservatives and chemicals that makes the food so yummy!!!
>ooga booga wypipo ain't finna season dey chickens Meanwhile, white people:
>>536575831This nigga knows whats up
>>536575929Pit master° ... My bad holmes
>>536575891And what exactly do your senses tell you when you eat the food you had to eat, hmm?"This keeps me going, it tastes good"You don't understand that while you're trying to argue against me, you're actually arguing my point.
>>536575777I always remember that these used to be poor people food, called cockroaches of the sea. And they still kind of are, that bitch is poor in spirit.
>>536576057You've never eaten real food, Vegatables, beans, bread. Its all has no flavor whatsoever. And its healthy. The flavor is put there. The point is food is meant to keep you alive. Not jerk you off. That is a weakness. I can eat anything. That is all.
>>536576211>That is a weakness. I can eat anything.Including shit.. because you're absolutely full of it. You're telling me that you never use salt in your dishes?
>>536575573>Beans don't go on everythingwe don't put them on everything. we have them with breakfast and on cheese an toast if we haven't got time to make something proper.
I did some foooda earlierpotato and egg were made in duck fat, was very good, the boneless chicken thigh with air fryer
>>536576211You haven't tasted Dutch food.Dutch veggies taste like dirt and clay. Our soil sucks, that's why. I had veggies in France once and they shockingly didn't taste like dirt and clay. That spinach had nutrition in it, first time in my life a veggie carried a fucking mineral. That taught me a lot about this mechanism.The nutritional value of a food is indicated to you through your tastebuds.Survive all you want, it doesn't change the way your machine is built.That raises another issue.People get fat on bread today.Bread and water used to be considered a starvation diet for prisoners, and it made them skinny.How did that change, hmm?Bit of salt here, bit of salt there perhaps?
>>536574037>seafood boil in louisianaall cuisine of the southern us is white cuisine. niggers just like to larp about how its theirs. the slaves didnt develop a unique food culture, they ate slop warmed over a fire sometimes from cattle troughs. never forget this.
>>536574938I disagree. I for instance don't like german food. Even german beer, chechs made Pilsner beats any german beer. So, I personally don't consider german food a good food. >if you consider sausages, sauerkraut and potatoes daily as a good food, I feel sorry for you.Here you go, russian food: >>536573400>>536572956
this troll doesnt work on whites, but browns think it does, which makes it a joke about browns, which makes it funny
>>536567804>image search>multiple resultsKys
>>536568476Fridges unnecessarily take up space and are loud.
>>536567931Fucking ew no wonder you always full of parasites
>>536569016Shot like a horror sequence
>>536577332our meat is always fresh unlike turd worlders
>>536576211You think vegetables and natutal ingredients taste like shit because you have only eaten the industrial maximum yield varieties that is grown for profit not taste. There is a huge difference betwen varieties of the same vegetable taste is very rarely a priority for large agro companies.
>>536577481The only things fresh about a third worlder are his crimes
>>536572956>What is borscha ukranian dish>caviarfish eggs.>blini french>syrnikifrench>shashlyknot russian>uha (russian fish soup)put fish in water, boil, now the fish speaks russian.>sauerkrautgerman/central european.>Mamaliga has been made everywhere, in Moldova too.Mamaliga is Puls made with corn instead of millet. Its a staple food for Romanians and Italians, and no one else. STAPLE, as in we used to eat that daily.Its an ethnic food as ethnic as pizza.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fDKx1CgcXs
>>536577534and the turds all over their streets
>>536567582if it wasn't for white people, browns would still be routinely starving to death every few years.
