Does hell exist? Are we in it? Sometimes I think about the stink bug. It's born, it has hopes to fly free and mate. But I capture the stinker, and I put it in my bug bottle. The stinker is unharmed. I haven't squashed the stinker or anything. But the bug bottle is his new world. Forever. There is no hope of escape. He'll live out his days in that prison, standing on a surface made of layers of dead bugs that came before. Sometimes they walk the lengths and widths of their prison in search of escape. Others will crawl upon each other angrily fighting over nothing. But eventually they all die and become still and become a kind of soil. A kind of bedrock. The firmament. The ground beneath their feet made up of the dead and dying in a mass several inches thick. And the new addition will find himself one among many, slowly becoming soil.
Can humans be compared to stinkers?Is our world similar to a bug bottle?Do we stand upon countless dead and dying?
>>536572006I flush them down the toilet
Bug-bottle construction:You will need, 1 sheet of paper towel, scissors, duct tape, a knife, and an empty 1 liter bottle (typically soda or water bottle)1.Insert the knife 1 inch below the point where it begins to narrow to the cap.2. Use scissors to cut a straight line all the way around, removing the top portion of the bottle. 3. reverse the top portion so that it's sticking down into the main body of the bottle.4. use the duck tape to seal the topmost part of the bottle/cap, both to secure it on there and also to cover any jagged edges.5. fold and roll up the paper towel until it is in the shape of a cylinder and secure it with duct tape and then plug the bottle opening with this paper plug.It's actually super east to catch these bugs because you simply need to open the bottle and put it under them and they will instinctually react by falling, right into the trap. Then you simply plug and discard until you need it again.
>>536572006Oh...it's an indian bug from now on. I declare it.
>>536572640Crush the stinkjeet
>>536572785June bugs... jeet bugs!
>>536572006Yeah i also specifically make these chinkbugs starve to deathbecause they are an invasive species and squirt out poison
>>536572482do you have instructions on how to build this to a size where a pajeet would fit in?asking for a friend
>>536573678Yeah.You will need: A shovel, several dozen wooden stakes, some sturdy sheet wood, a strong spring and a couple hinges and brackets. and 1 well dressed manequin.1. use the shovel to dig a deep pit in the shape of a donut. 2. Use the sheet wood to build trap doors which drop down into the 'donut'3. Cut the stakes into spikes and insert them into the floor of your pit trap. 4. place your sexy mannequin in the center of the 'donut'Horny jeets approach, they see the sexy woman alone, and ready for rape, so they approach. They step on the trap door, and the floor drops out and they fall on the spikes. Then the spring pushes the trap door closed to reset.
What if...Alien disclosure is just that Earth is a 'bug bottle' and humans are the 'stinkers' and it's all a containment zone. If you look at the various creation myths of the world it starts to build a picture that we've been produced as a slave race for the alien races. We do the labor on this dirty little world so that our alien overlords can live in space-luxury. Like the bugs in my bottle, we humans stand upon untold dead civilizations. In some places the ground being entirely made of dead bodies, is very real.