>>536578185I'd say fuck off I've only enough potato's for myself.
>>536578185Feed him
>>536578185just don't open the door
Call him a пeдepacт and laugh in his face.
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>>536578185Ask for his vodka in return.
>>536578185holocaust
he is invariably some edgy little shit who will want to torture and murder you for fun, ideally I'd die a glorious death in battle before it gets to that point and if it came to this, maybe I'm an old man in some future dystopia, I'd pretend to follow his commands then try to shank him when he drops his guard or poison him, seems like the best strategy to take a vatnig with me
>>536578236Same and ask him to put on the list of civilians who need food and medicine and are willing to rat out trannies and liberals.
>>536578185whip out my bbc
>>536578185How much you need Ivan, I have good american beef you can have to keep enduring your good work.
>>536578185Cyкa блять
Hand him a can of baked beans before my neighbors see.
>>536578185I'd give him a glass of milk (it's actually my cum shhhh)
>>536578185I'd tell him where jews live. Those faggots always hoard food.
>>536578185I punch his nose towards the back of his head and shit in his mouth.
>>536578185If he is white (yes slavs are white) I wold give as much as he needs.If some Хaч knocks i send him to his 72 goat virgins, thats what he can eat (and has to according to their believes)
Im on vacation here. A russian couple asked me to take a picture of them with their phone. I threw the phone as far as I could and walked off while they ran to find it kek
>>536582190>Im on vacation here. A russian couple asked me to take a picture of them with their phone. I threw the phone as far as I could and walked off while they ran to find it kek>t. nafri subhuman
>>536582190You walked away passing 20 kebab shops 4 bridal hijab stores and were robbed 5 times before the cops fined you for walking around in a racist way.
>>536578185"A Canadian pow camp would be better than home life."
id let him come in and give him somethin from the fridge
>>536578185Shit ìn a bowl, hand it to him and remind him that your in the same boat because of him. Death to the orcs, Slava Ukraine!
>>536578185Assert dominanceNo homoThen cuddle
>>536582533>Death to the orcs, Slava Ukraine!>t. you
>>536582190You should kill yourself
>>536578185Give him a potato. He can decide to eat it or make vodka with it.
>>536578185i have a jar of herring from 2005 i would give him that
>>536578185No russian soldier ever called me goy.
>>536578298Laugh while the Uki meat catcher grabs you and your gernmanet again does nothing?>>536581869But...can you really call that food?>>536580979Cyкa блять and what? you just opened up a conversation and then wont say anything?
>>536582448Really? I mean a russian gut sure can stomach some stuff, esp those in the army, but nobody can handle the Indian food you'd get there.(Even the savage stone age African tribes that can drink from puddels would have a hard time)
Give him some and also give him a list of addresses to liberal democracy die hards, then ask for cigarettes.
>>536578185I would give some, maybe even wish him luck afterwards, but depends on person.
>>536578185Give him foodhttps://youtu.be/3n9nGAZ27_4
>>536578185better dead than red
>>536584328>better dead than redexactly
I ask him if he serves our lord and saviour Adolf Hitler.
>>536582775Я нe poбoт
>>536578185make him some borscht and give him a vodka IV drip
>>536585641>Я нe poбoтGod fucking dam, where am I supposed to find my robo wife.
>>536578185Feed him bullets
>>536585707>borschtHolly shit both of you dont have time for that.Just fry some taters and server the with sour cream.
>>536578185work out a trade
>>536578185Yup, I'll share happyly
>>536578185>you're a long ways away from home, Comrade. Come on in. Rest.
Feed him stale bread and report him to the glowniggers
>>536578185Well, if that happened here I'd assume we are actively fighting and have no choice but to defend this sacred ground with my superior AR-15. Now if he came peacefully unarmed asking for help I'd likely help him, but there would be some awkwardness because I only know a few Russian words.
>>536588075If you know the basic counter strike (1.6) words you should be able to communicate and undestand 50% of whats spoken.
>>536578185Give him the food as thanks for asking and not immediately shooting me unlike what most russian soldiers would do. Also them being here would mean the war is over already, ill always side with the winners.>>536582190nigger behaviour
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>>536578185Give some food ofc. I have nothing against Russian soldiers.
>>536578185Make him some warm food and ask if he wants to crash here to shitpost on /pol/ together.
