Why British tourists love to drink so much
it's all we know
still better than moors, i love my brit trash, they’re fun and they always score the best at balconing
>>536584627That's how they cope with being British.
>>536584627what is little mix?
I think i might be a british tourist
>>536584627thought brits used kph, wtf based???
>>536584627I would take a horde of British tourists throwing up on my doorstep 3 times a day if I wouldn't have to live with the fucking sand niggers anymore.
>>536584627They are on vacation? But in all seriousness; they are just all alcoholics. You go to a british person’s house at 10 am and theyll ask you what you want to drink and they dont mean tea
>>536584627>assumes everyone speaks englishit's a fair assumption to make, if it's somewhere particularly susceptible to these kinds of tourists.they probably don't visit the more rural areas of the med.
On all levels except physical I am British
>>536585713singing group of slags popular in the early 2010s
>>536585869>thought brits used kphthey officially use the metric (fag) system but most shit is still in miles, stone, etc. At least when I was there years ago
>>536584627You forgot tea. It's the first thing we sort out before we start drinking alcohol.
>>536584627I was out last night and around 1am there were two oi mate types in skirts stumbling around and a group of homeless abos were like “these retards are going to get raped”Then“Please miss.. please be careful”Made me kekWhats interesting is i rarely see drunk people anymore
>>536584627I like British people and British culture and history. I am proud to have some heritage from those islands. You can't look at a small island like that where you've basically got germanic tribes knocking seven bells out of each other and painted druids standing in a marsh eating apacket of pork scratchings and see them shape the world and not see God's ordinnc at work.At some point, they wore the imperial crown.Now that is the USAI'm ok with it I know the Thirdies will cry
>>536585163>they always score the best at balconingyeah they are unmatched and crowned king of balconing
>>536586828Turd worlders are retarded. Chinese and indians both think it was canadians that colonized them
>>536584627We drink to numb the pain of having to live in Britain, and when we're abroad we drink to numb the pain of knowing that soon we'll have to go back to Britain.
>>536584627anon, ...you'd want to drink that much too, if you were a lowly britbongian sodomite
>>536584627Alcohol takes away dull care. When you see someone drinking, understand that this person is trying to fast-forward through their own life and just skip ahead to the end. Alcoholism is untreated depression in 100% of cases.
>>536587105This is how i feel and i dont drink- like i am just running out the clock until i die
>>536587053Whats the french grievance with brits? And why do europeans say french are unfriendly? Are they talking about native french or arabs?
>>536584627oi speak FAKIN ENGLISH you clogfuck wanka
>>536584627THIS POST IS OFF-TOPIC FAGGOT
>>536587302I don't know, nor careI'm not French: I'm Normanand thus not only from the very highest life form on the planet: I'm britbongian sodomites' natural superior in particularjudging and mocking them thus is my privilege
>>536587302They're still mad the bongs saved them from ze Germans. And also Churchill sunk their fleet and DeGualle said brits weren't European and denied them entry into the EC (or EEC i forget which) also its proximity thing. t. bong btw.
>>536587001They just want white dick
>>536587302>And why do europeans say french are unfriendly? Are they talking about native french or arabs?also, they're mostly talking about urban sodomites ("white", for what is worth, but urban sodomites are all honorary niggerfaggots)not that they're even the most aggressive French, but that's whom they're talking about
>>536587394I’m asking your national identity not some fictitious tribe. Who is your norman tribal elder and who holds the records of membership in the norman tribe?
>>536587500>Who is your norman tribal eldertechnically, our duke is the pedoking chucky the cursednot that it matters much, lol>who holds the records of membership in the norman tribe?our genesand who's an actual Norman is blatant enough, lol
>>536587577How can you have a tribe with no records? Even our retarded aboriginals have elders, language, and their own territory.What are the marriage laws for normans? Which mixed marriages result in norman offspring?
>>536587666>is unable to spot obvious LARP ngmi
>>536587666again, the phenotype is blatant enoughthe behaviour too
>>536587775Your norman tribe are retards. Even aboriginal retard drugs have registries of tribe members
>>536587854abos can't even read, lol
>>536585163>Angloid tourist posting from Spain Go back to your britbong shithole, Nigel
>>536587881The abo elite are doing fine. 98 percent drunks and 2 percent with law degrees fighting for billions in gibs and winningIf you guys are so literate why dont you have tribe member lists?
>>536588035>why dont you have tribe member lists?revolutionaries burnt a lot of it, loldoesn't matter much, chief: it's blatant who's a Norman, and who's not
>>536584627MFW the international language of business is English
>>536587996guess the missus wanted to "visit paris"
>>536588141Me revolutionaries burned me records.Then make new records retard. What exactly are your tribal cheifs doing?
>>536588166technically, it's just a simpler "form" of French, for simpler "minds", though
>>536588246no one is above us: so we don't need chiefs, chiefabout which: seems about time to take your fire watermaybe it'll calm your chug hybrid tits, lol
>>536588324Larp. You’re either canadian or american. Probably canadian from the praries since crees are the only ones anyones calls chugs
>>536588435ew, noI know that because I'm the natural superior of the britbongian sodomites, who are your natural superior, chief
>>536588166kind of hard to be proud of that one when america has been doing most of the leg work for the last 50 years.if we were still an empire, then it would be noteworthy
>>536584627At least they don't speak German.
>>536588541Why do you speak english if the brits are so terrible?
>>536584627Why do people think Brits look like that?I and all of my friends look like pic rel
>>536588636see:>>536588261English is for when we address to lower life forms, lol
>>536584627a swede told me that people who don't speak english are retards.
>>536588261No it's not gay nigger frog it's classified as Germanic for a reason.
>>536586954the balconing happens because the germans beat us at taking all the sunloungers first
>>536588681Why do white bongs look weird compared to canadians? Did canadians mix with germans or something else because both the men and women are weird to my eye
>>536585163>>536586954What is balconing?
>>536585163I like the Spanish and can speak a little bit of it, as soon as I try the other person immediately ignores my attempt and just talks to me in English though. Most of the Spanish people I talk to don't have as problem with the British but sometimes dislike Germans.
>>536587302Go visit Paris and meet some huwhite parisians. You’ll quickly find they’re the gayest cunts on earth. They’re rude, entitled, and faggy. The combination of all three will make your skin crawl.
>>536586004What makes you think the tea doesn't have alcohol
>>536587997>d&c mutt sticking his nose into yuro biznesskike detected.
>>536588681It's just shitting on poor native Brits.
>>536584627>flagImplying it's any different here. At least some Bong discipline their kids unlike all the little feral shits we have that never get scolded. Plenty of sunburn alcoholics here as well.
>>536588781getting drunk and jumping off the balcony into the pool at the holiday resort. often ends in death or broken limbsfor some reason brits do it all the time and have a reputation for it in spain
>>536588681The heterosexual Brits leave the UK
>>536588720French grammar is Germanicand two third of English words come from Latin, through Norman Frenchso yeah: all in all, English is basically just a simpler "form" of French, for simpler "minds"kvetch moar, genghis-chan
>>536588897mad cus mogged
>>536588851everybody hates paris mate, even parisians. the rest of france is sound.
>>536588758Dysgenics and historical inbreeding is my theory.
>>536587302Everyone I spoke to in Europe loved France and french people and hated Italians. I didn't ask them how they felt about brits
>>536588923I think too quickly to use a slow language like French, sorry.
>>536588970Sorry you're not descended from nomadic conqueror Anglo-Germanic norfman stock
>>536589035>Spanish, French and Japanese all highly inefficient languages>also cultures which produce disproportionate amounts of cartoons and visual/pictorial communicationNow I understand why I have no talent for drawing
>>536589035ackshully, you think too slow to use a superior languagethe language of your natural superiors; of your masters, lol
>>536589011Canadians are probably more inbred since out population pre 1965 balooned many multiples of our founder population
>>536585965Idk man, you're swapping some primitive monkeys with subhumans.They want you disarmed, stabbed by some monkey and handcuffed for wrongthink while you bleed out.
>>536588261>for simpler "minds", thoughunironically a boon for spreading the language.decent information per syllable, but still relatively easy to learn. conversely, there's no shortage of complexity if you want to promulgate esoteric cogitations.
>>536585869Distance is in centimers, meters, miles. Or kilometers depending on context. Speed almost always in mph.Americans always brag about their epic complicated imperial system but you've got nothing on the british hybrid abomination.
>>536587302>Whats the french grievance with brits?Read a history book, any book, about any period, either French or English
>>536588261French is just a retarded form of Latin for cheese eating surrender monkeys
>>536589386>metersFor construction, if you work in logistics or haulage you use feet
>>536587302The french are stupid and arrogant as fuck.The brits are barely human beings.
>>536584627based britsthey still know how to partythe Dutch are born with a stick up their ass
>>536589287sure: that's why English existbecause most people are just "people">>536589593Latin is a dead language, thoughand no country has even close to an as glorious military history as Francepedospace moar, britbongian sodomite
>>536584627Brit tourists are always fun, it's the G*rman ones that are trash
>>536589645and .. who are the Belgians ? the European nation the world forgothttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDsv7Xd1yAo
>>536589756Don't you have some migrants to suck before they cross the manche nigger ?
>>536589871oy m8 give up your gunsoh wait
>>536589645Belgians are satanic pedophiles
>>536589756France failed epiclly at war in the last century .. we have kept the filthy Crapaud out of our lands for the last 500 years
>>536589944? We aren't jewish, simo ...
>>536589939Belgians are famous guns owners right !?! a gun in the hand of every Somalia immigrant in the plat payes
>>536589882if we send them to britbongian sodomites, it's because we don't want anything to do with them, while we know the britbongian sodomites love them so much, lol>>536590015>more pedospacing, and retarded shitbritbongia did the same at war in the last century as it always did: chickedy coward shit
>>536584627Fuck off Abdul
>>536590085Compared to your island it's paradise on earth yea.
>>536590073I know about Dutroux...
>>536590123.. sorry .. I don't remeber being occupied .. did I forget incorrectly?
>>536590123Too bad the parisians will vote for LFI. There's just more to come.It's either the commies or the jew's puppets at this point.
>>536590201quite, pedospacer: you were occupied by jews, and even helped them murder civilizationas to the krautlandians, they were quite preferable to our leftist gobernment, lol: why would we have opposed that?
>>536590197We need to bring the death penalty back.
>>536590314I see, your surrender was actually a victoryI see the Jew taught you well.
>>536590201Dude ... Just go outside
>>536590278they're all jewish puppetsmerdenchion is half shitcilian (genetically indistinguishable from jews), and half "spanish" from nafrica (sefarabi), and thus entirely jewish (as expected from a commie chief)to be fair, bardella is half shitcilian, half algerianimalboth being freemasonsuch is life, in the tikkun olamand urban sodomites are less and less enough: not that it matters, since all electoons are completely riggedtruly, there is no peaceful solution
>>536590457dude, just go touch ass
>>536590421certainly not a victory eitherbut the defeat of all manner of civilization certainly came in 1944pedospace moar, subhuman
>>536590534sure .. I hate Winstion Churchill too, and I hate what the US has done to the Yookay .. I'm not a complete cretin
>>536585869Metric was largely imposed top-down via regulation starting in the '90s to bring is into alignment with the EU, and now everyone just uses an arbitrary mix of systems, alternating between metric and imperial depending on exactly what they're talking about. Including using weird archaic measures that apparently no one else uses, like stone (=14lb) being common for measuring bodyweight
>>536590729>I'm not a complete cretinyou're a pedospacer, so you very much entertain the "doubt", lol
>>536589756https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grammatical_genderpretty sure your language is on the verge of being cancelled by the woke crowd.knowing the gender of bread or baguettes isn't exactly a decent benchmark for a complex mind.>la pain, le baguette. je suis superier
>>536590933everyone laughs at those faggots, loland French is subtle in many, many other ways than being a gendered language (which is based, really)
>>536591020French sounds disgusting and a lot of darkies speak it. Vile language.
>>536590534Proud Frankish ubermensch
>>536590123Paris looks like Lagos, Pierre.
>>536591170>French sounds disgusting and a lot of darkies speak itEnglish sounds far worse, and even more niggermonkeys speak it, lol>>536591171>euroniggerball is full of niggeryou don't say>>536591210like all shitties, paris is a fucking shithole that should be carpet nuked (with cobalt salting)then again, london looks even worse, and by far, lol
this entire threadWho is the most retarded cucked spiderman
>>536586004>You go to a british person’s house at 10 am and theyll ask you what you want to drink and they dont mean teaBased. 10am on a weekend with the sun shining is 100% Pimm's time. It's also normal to go to the pub on your lunch break and drink, then go back into work. One of the best parts about the UK is underage drinking being legal, even in public.
>>536588781Spain builds their hotels so you can climb from one balcony to the other, they do this on purpose to kill Brits because they know our weakness of having to conquer anything and everything we find in our way. I hate heights and think balconing is retarded but even I've done it whilst drunk as fuck and on the 10th floor. I blame the Spanish.
>>536591813I once woke up in the middle of the night and there was a burglar sneaking around my room, had climbed in through the balcony, I had let the window open for cool air .. Spain is rife with them, the call them creepers. Kicked the living shit out of him.
>>536592018>I once woke up in the middle of the night and there was a burglar sneaking around my roomwhat colour?
>>536585869The government tried to force us to use Fr*nch measurements but most ordinary people weren't having it.
>>536592278Spaniard .. skinny junkie type .. this was the 1990's .. it was a room full of drunken english lads sleeping .. he walker in and tried to rob us all regardless .. worst night of his life .. although being a spanish junkie I am sure he has plenty of worst nights ever to boast about .. possibly gypsy spanish .. hard to tell in that condition
>>536589386I kind of like these old units of measurement. Using the average male body as a reference for feet, cubits, alns, fathoms etc seems based. (The Swedish aln is naturally the correct lenght of an aln.)Still, if you have to do more math than aproximations, it totally sucks to deal with a mix of say, mmHg, lbs/in2, Pa, atm, etc. With everything in SI units its smooth sailing.
>>5365846271pbtid
>>536591746And you retards wonder why you're officially fatter than us now.
>>536589172France is the master of no one. Your yellow vests do nothing.
>>536591746fetal alcoholism together with being drunk when choosing your mates is also why you look like you do
>>536593018I'm not French: I'm Normanand it raised entropy more than anything you golem did in a long ass time
>>536589172>the language of your natural superiorsOnly niggers speak French as their first language.
>>536593971>t. viet-kongyou flores hominids certainly are niggers, desu
>>536593171Of course you celebrate entropy like a nigger. "It doesnt matter i lost, you all lost too! hon hon hon:
>>536594415I celebrate entropy because that's what Hiveminds feed onand it's Hiveminds, who decide on the fate of civilizations: no one else
>>536594255I'm not Vietnamese. I am currently in one of your old colonies though. It's funny the difference between former British colonies like Singapore and Hong Kong then going to former French colonies like Cambodia and Vietnam. The contrast is staggering. You faggots really can't make anything good outside of a kitchen, can you?
>>536595216Kek
>>536595216britbongian sodomites have never been civilizedmore likely, singapore and hong kong got slightly civilized to piss off the britbongian sodomitesalso, viet kongs progressed since we tamed them a bit: they don't devour each others anymore, do they?wouldn't bet hongkongians aren't cannibal anymore, desu (they're still dirty chinks, even if they're the best of those)
>>536595436you khazars are the progenitors of the jewsyou're the eternal and absolute enemies of civilization, and its murderers
>>536595447
>>536595905flores hominids are cannibalisticand since that's basically what you are...
>>536584627> Why British tourists love to drink so muchWe normalised binge drinking as the way of having fun. Removes anxiety in a highly restrictive social culture. There is limited stigma in British working class culture to getting wasted and lying in your own vomit or piss. Just a bit of a laugh and something everyone does when they are young. Gets shrugged off or laughed off. Other cultures view it as psychotic. t. British sexpat
>>536595494I'm Scottish though.
>>536596303being Norman, I'm the natural superior of your natural superior, desuand what are you doing in that shithole?raping kids, like before the war?
>>536596273I wouldn't have kids were it not for alcohol.
Also, WAAAAY less emphasis on personal appearance in British working class culture. Nobody gives a fuck about looking nice and good on British council estates. Everything is about having a laugh and getting wasted on cheap alcohol and munching on cheap kebabs and dish and chips.
>>536596403>what are you doing in that shithole?I'm in Kyiv on holiday.
>>536596456raping kids, thendisgusting
>>536596018sir, stop posting pics of sarah silverman, we get it, she has the body shape of a shoebox, like the rest of them
>>536593110Exaggeration obviously but not entirely wrong. If you have been drinking heavily every week since the age of 14, as lots of working class British people have, then you end up looking pretty rough. Overweight and red faced and generally uglier. This is the main reason working class Brits do not look good. Alcohol and shit diet. Also nobody gives a fuck what they look like.
>>536596578sarah zilbermann is a Neanderthalviet kongs are lil' flores hominidsneither is really Human, both are cannibalistic, but they're not the same thing
>>536584627Dutch people all speak English, it's practically more popular than your own language, so your point is? Don't hate us because you can't cope with a gradient above 1%.
>>536596746That looks like a normal female body. You're just a pornsick individual.
>>536597045bullshitI've fucked baltesses and they were super hot and petitethey also all love it in the butt, which proves there are lot of jews in your partsso seeing as you like sarah zilbermann's big, walk-in fridge build, you're probably one
>>536584627It true. This was a typical day for me when I had a jobCan't afford all that now I'm a neet
>>536588702>>536593971Based Viet chad laying down the facts, we'll keep you guys on spead dial for when the French and American decide to loose to rice farmers again.
>>536584627We like to party
>>536597478Yeah but in other countries partying is about looking cool and socialising. In Britain partying entirely revolves around getting completely wrecked on alcohol. British people drink with the goal of getting black out drunk so they cannot remember shit. It is weird. It is we hate our lives and life itself. The goal of a night out is to collapse unconscious in the uk.
>>536597611>looking coolFucking gay.
You can see it with drugs as well. My Korean MMA teacher told me that one thing he learned about Brits is that they all love cocaine so so much. Cocaine. Ketamine. Ecstasy. Alcohol obviously. Foreigners are shocked at how much Brits love to get intoxicated.
>>536584627it feels good
>>536595447>32pbtidabsolutely pathetic and obsessed
>>536598793at least, I'm not a britbongian sodomite
