From the moment Millennials took their first steps into the fluorescent lighting of '80s and '90s preschools, Baby Boomers began methodically installing the government sponsored ethos of colorblindness into their pristine, natural minds. Before these children could even grasp the concepts of history, race, or identity, they were immersed in a carefully engineered ecosystem of primary colored multiculturalism soundtracked by Sesame Street, surrounded by classroom posters of neon silhouettes holding hands around a peaceful globe, and explicitly taught by Boomer community organizers and educators that noticing race was the genesis of evil.