Which is better - helium or a bullet?
>>536589245never tried either desu
>>536589245Are you trying to float a balloon or pop it?
>>536589245Probably helium due to lack of mess for the cleanup crew, but if it were me, I'd go 12 gauge to make sure it went off without a hitch
>>536589245DP-12 can shoot both barrels at the same time
>>536589245For what?
>>536589245Don't do the helium because you're probably getting it from somewhere it's been watered down and you're just gonna end up a vegetable if you're lucky, or worse lifelong problems from partial asphyxiation because we've known about exit bags and suicide hoods for years>t. Firefighter/paramedicWe even get internal memos about chemical suicides you'll never see because it's constantly evolving and merhods are actively scrubbed from the Internet and public safety officials work with news outlets to keep certain suicides out of the news or at least the method to discourage copycats
Neither. Embrace Christ.
>>536589245autoerotic asphyxiation
>>536589762My first chemical suicide was SIMILAR to the old bleach and ammonia, the lady taped off all the windows and plugged the door and put a note for first responders on the door (we made entry with air packs)
>>536589555Suicide, you ninny.
>>536589910That is a very painful and shit way to die, goddamn
>>536589245For whom? For OP it's a white hot poker up the ass.
>>536589245Helium>Oh, he died peacefully>His life must have been shit, but he didn't suffer in the end>We'll just dress him up for his funeralBullet>Holy shit, there's blood everywhere>Damn, what a badass: I couldn't shoot myself twice in the back of the head and still manage to hang myself afterward>There's no way we can do a open casket funeral.
>>536589389pop it
Suicide is not the answer.The answer is returning to monkey.Well close to monkey.Travel to some massive national park and just hunt there and drink river water.You are legally allowed to stay in the wilderness indefinitely as long as you move camp every 14 days.Just become a wildman.And hey if a bear, wolf, or bobcat gets you that's just bonus on top.
>>536590498Shut the fuck up.If Anon wants to end it all, it's his right to do so.Moralfaggots get mandatory MAID
>>536590498I wish I had the physical shape and the balls to attempt this
>>536589245If you want to kill yourself, dont. You just need to find out what is making you sad and change it. It could be bad diet, it could be radon gas leaking into your bedroom and poisoning you while you sleep, it could even be blue light from your phone screen frying your brain. And if its because you are lonely, just remember that 10% of the planet lives in extreme poverty. Go traveling and find dirt poor gf. She wil be happy you saved her.
>>536590592Bears have the right to eat too.>>536590610Same kinda. Though if it was a choice between killing myself and living as a wild man I'd sooner choose the latter.
>>536590047Oh yeah man, her face was fucked up, all contorted and whatnot. She did not have a good time
>>536589245Heroin or one of the synthetics...buy yourself a last pony ride for 20 bucks.
>>536590611Or he could have a great time on the way out by Overdose.
>>536589245brap bag it
>>536589245It's hard to find pure enough helium lately. Helium is in short supply anyway.
>>536589245Ketamine
