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If a Russian soldier knocks on your door and asks you for some food, what would you do?
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Feed him bullets
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>>536594787
I feed my brother that he may live.
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>>536594787
welcome him in for some poutine, inshallah
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>>536594787
>Unzips
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>>536594787
No russian ever called me a bigot
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I give him my half eaten bags of chips and tell him to have a nice day
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Eat up comrade I literally will give anything to anyone
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>>536594787
Rape him
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>>536594787
give him a marmite and cheese sandwich, a cup of tea and some biscuits to dunk probably custard creams.
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>>536594787
I'll give him a food with a rat poison in it.
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>>536594787
Give him some oatmeal and hot water
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Rape and cum inside his asshole to show him I am a true soviet
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>>536594787
Feed him good food. Rest
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>>536595178
bug chaser detected
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>>536594787
When a Russian posts, I agree
When a Russian thinks, I applaud
When a Russian speaks, I listen
When a Russian tells a joke, I laugh
When a Russian replies to my post, I kneel
When a Russian helps me, I owe Him eternal gratitude
When a Russian is born, God rejoices
If Russia has 100 friends, I am one of them
If Russia has only 1 friend, that friend is me
If all the World is against Russia, then I am against the entire World
If no one in the World supports Russia, then I have left this World already
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>>536594787
Give him a nice meal then load my shit up and skedaddle before the foraging party arrives.
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>>536594787
Give him plenty of food and water, make him coffee/tea, give him some snacks.
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>>536594787
Have a drinking competition with him. If he wins he can kill me.
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>>536594787
>“you’re a few thousand kilometers from the front, Ivan.”
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>>536594787
I'd give any soldier that asked politely food, drink, and shelter.
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>>536594787
Probably feed him. Does beg the question, why are Russian soldiers knocking on my door, and why don't they have suffient logistics?
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>>536594787
Call an exterminator
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>>536597722
My thought too.
"What are you doing in Oklahoma?" Anyway, this is BBQ brisket...
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>>536594787
I would give him food in exchange for manly butt sexual.
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>>536594787

Lead pills will offered....as many than needed stop the hungry.
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>>536594787
This is like in WW2 where if you helped the germans, you were persecuted after the war, but if you didn't help them, you were persecuted during the war. The elites want you to die for their cause.
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Lmao, just imagine. In Russia's next war, all their soldiers will be Nigerian or Indian migrants. The "White" Slavic archetype will be a relic of nostalgia.
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>>536594787
Sure, I'd give him some of my leftover pizza hut, Russians love pizza hut apparently.
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>>536594787
Tell him to fuck off, he and his friends already took it all.
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>>536594787
say with a Polish accent
>da pashol nahuy pidor ebany v rot
>idi putinu sosat
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>>536594787
I'd have to shoot the son of a bitch. Haven't you seen Red Dawn?
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>>536594787

I would offer him food and to spend the night with my wife
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>>536594787
Give him a little bottle of taaka and a blt sandwich. I'd make two blts for each of us.
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