> Be me, reading about medieval India> Realize the Indian tech support scam is a thousand years old> Brahmins want to keep 100% of their land centralized> Only oldest son inherits, younger sons banned from caste marriage> Broke Brahmin younger sons need a way to pull the ultimate scam> Find a matriarchal society called the Nair> Call up the Nair warriors pretending to be cosmic tech support> "Hello sir, your spiritual karma has a virus, please do not hang up"> Give Nair men a tiny promotion, make them tax collectors and local enforcers> Tell them they are now "Senior Vice Managers"> Now comes the fix for the spiritual virus> "To download the anti-virus software sir, you must grant physical access to your finest women"> "The physical connection acts as the secure login to transfer the divine high-IQ cosmic patch into the bloodline"> Pass a law making it a holy privilege where only Brahmins are allowed to cross the threshold into the elite Nair homes> Get exclusive overnight access to the hottest Nair women forever> Convince these top-tier women that being a zero-liability side-chick to a deity means they are strong and independent> Nair men are given access to women the Brahmin don't want, think they're the winners anyways because of they are managers> Nair enforcers gladly wage-slave in the fields to raise the Brahmin's high-IQ kids, proud of their fake "manager" clout> Literally conned the local muscle into funding their own cuckoldry and settling for the bottom tier for a desk job> MFW I realize this is just modernity> We are literally the enforcer Nairs who sold out for a middle-management title
