the market is gonna crash like there's no tomorrow
>>536614941VIX has barely budged
you lost tranny
Shouldn't it be dropping now?
nobody cares about hormuz fag
Buy buy buy
>>536614941>thinks I care about the marketsim in it for the carnage and human destruction.
2 weeks
>>536614941Nah, it's bullish. They'll just talk about AI.
>>536615048Says the faggot posting shirtless AI trump pics..
>>536614941it was already priced in
>>536614941That's next week after the surprise. This week will be surprisingly green.
>>536615048These are bots. I see this shit way too often on /pol. No white male would save this shit to their hard drive.
>>536615048
>goo goo gaa gaa look what twitter programmed into me nextholy fuck theres no hope for you drones. Keep refreshing and scrolling. You're nothing but an NPC getting its patch.>waaaa my life is so fucking shitty and pathetic that I keep refreshing twitter hoping everyone elses will suck tooyou could just hang yourself
>>536614941oh, boy. i hope so
This is the first time Iran has struck Israel after Israel struck another country's territory (that is, not Iran).This means that the battle lines have been moved..
>>536614941Time to buy some cheapies and slurp that bratty dipparino
>>536614941>>536615596>>536615671nothing burgeroil went from $92.5 to $94 and is now dropping like a rock
>>536614941we're actually mooning tomorrow sweetie
>>536615513> white male would save this shit to their hard drive.I save them to cloud storage so I can access them from my phone too.Anyway we don't need to save them, we can generate new ones on demand.AI is actually good now
>>536615495>That's next week after the surprise. This week will be surprisingly green.You mean Trump dying next Sunday?We already know.https://youtu.be/7i8HBzAluU0
>>536614941“I call all the shots”-Donald Trump
>BNWO news live
>>5366149412 more weeks bros trust me bros.
I don't mind! Looking forward to buying some stocks on Monday. Every crash is a blessing for me. lol
>>536615048Picrel is a real picture of Trump Trump is SadOldConfused
>>536615207I will will will.
>Trump pre-election: I can stop wars just by putting in my word>Trump post-election: I can't stop my allies from breaking a ceasefirekek
>>536615495I am going to snag some this week, and next week. Fuck ya. :DI feel like nancy pelosi right now with all this insider trading. lol
>>536614941>like theres no tomorrowOh good. If Monday never comes it can't crash.
>>536615988That's the spirit. Crypto has already recovered. Everyone is buying today.What are you gonna pick up leaf?NVDAMETABroadcom?Lots of tech stocks at 4-5% discount right now
>>536614941>> Of course. Just gonna take 2 weeks
>>536615988I was a little bit disappointed because I'd just made a couple of big buys, guess I'll just have to buy more. It's frustrating to see EVERYTHING go down irrationally all at once, just goes to show how dumb the market really is. For example, I have some shares in Canadian energy, and they went down harder than my US shit did.
>>536614941gonna have to call that bet, chudito. i just dropped 2.7m into the blackrock index j fund
>the market will gigacrash because the same thing that has been happening for months has happened
This situation is beyond intolerable. If Trump doesn't tell Israel to get fucked (he won't), he's the biggest cuckold that ever lived.
>>536616434Two ETFs I buy, Vanguard, international and US S&P500. It's what I am going to buy eternally and hope for a decent retirement! Hope dies last, if we make it. Fuck I hate meta... I do love dividends though. :D
>>536617044Not an expert per say, but long term if we avoid ww in full retard mode... we should be OK, just buy more.Canadian energy... anon... hope US bullies the commies here a bit otherwise it won't be mega profit for the peasants (us).
>>536617130lol trump is in on this. he doesn't care anymore. he's going to get demolished in the midterms and then spend 2 more years doing nothing before a dem is elected and undoes everything he ever did including taking down all his new buildings and statues.
Futures opened three hours ago and slightly gapped up. Don't think anybody cares about this.
>>536615046It's already priced in. Just like the markets have already priced in 50% or more annual inflation.
>>536614941Market absolutely tanked on Friday. They knew this was coming.
>>536615917>schizo shit>conspirtard shit>opening up with donnie darko analysis yeah, i'm in. got anything else for me?
>>536614941Good. I make my money shorting so bad news for everyone else is actually good news for me.
>>536615917come back
>>536614941>real zionism has never been tried
>>536617696Because markets are fake and is manipulated by the (((right))) algorithms.
>>536617696If futures gapped up then tomorrow is probably going to be either sideways or bullish
>>536615048turbofaggot
>>536623299Markets aren’t fake you dumb fucking retard. Exchanges quite literally have back end. Who the fuck do you think sells you shares if you hit market buy? Firms do. There’s firms who sell you those shares immediately and sell them later
>>536615046vix market is not open yet
