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>>536614971Give em a rebel yell and watch em fold.
>>536614971Are they Christian?
just canadian things
>>536614971Why did the camera man decide to stay front and center on the bitch doing it as if she had cerebral palsy? Is it for the same reason he included the reaction shot?
>>536614971>use an "intimidating dance" to scare off the other tribe>but the other tribe also does this and knows its a bluffWow so cool and not at all 68 IQ
>>536614971Uhm what is this
>>536614971stupid dance doesn't matter when drones (or gunpowder lol) exist
>>536614971they were still eating enemy tribes like 100 years ago.
>>536614971OOK OOOK! BUNGA! says the golem.
>>536615168It's more about hyping you up to do aggressive shit. It gets your adrenaline going.
these guy are so cringe. its off puttiing to watch their faces, especially the chicks. lol at the whites doing it. strange
>>536615168Aye, the only peeps you shall prolly be very concerned of are those quiet when everyone else is screaming.Never failed me once in me life.
>>536614971OOOOOOO AAAAAAA
>>536615244And yet there are 0 documented maori wars
It's crazy how they still consider the haka a source of pride and strength even though I imagine the last time it got used genuinely in a real confrontation they got BTFO by the muskets of European colonizers in like 2 minutes.
>>536614971LMAO FUCKING RETARDED MONKEYS
>>536615244>lol at the whites doing itThey're probably mixed to some degree.
>>536614971I don't care if they're cringe, they seem based.
>>536614971I like this funny dance, but why do they do it?
>>536614971thyre like the autisitc high school kid cringe compilations
>>536615308They too were busy scribbling on themselves to invent writing. Also maori wars are just gang wars now, they still occur.
>>536615315lol, lmao even
>>536615412You mean you find it scary and intimidating and now you fear them
>>536615412Hard to tell. Spaniard's raped everything.
>>536614971avoid these nutsacks for the same reason you steer clear of homeless people that are having conversations with themselves. their family get togethers must be a hoot
>>536615463They are not going to be intimidating anyone in the slightest. What country is this from?
>>536615126That's gotta be New Zealand, not that I have any hope for Canada but that's some Maori shit and leafs would never steal culture from a brownie
You should see this particular video but with sound, one of the girls keeps yelling like a hurt puppy, its so funny.
>>536614971I actually don't have a problem with pacific islanders doing this. They are beasts. Don't fuck with islanders.
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>>536614971i would rather them a thousand times over than whatever the fuck vidrel is
>>536614971I actually value Maori culture to a certain extent, but I feel this stuff devalues it. It's like White people getting Ta Moko tattoos. Proper Hakas are actually pretty cool
>>536615654link it bro i wanna share it with my friend
>>536615708ZESTY AF
>>536615789>share it with my friendQuit bragging
>>536614971haka is lame and unciviled and you should feel bad for liking it, its equivalent to liking blacked porn
>>536615168Shield beating and screaming is better
>>536615308They were literal cannibals, and it's not like there was endless meat being shipped in. So guess who they were eating? Themselves.
>>536615861i have literally 1 and I haven't seen him in person more than 3 times in like 4 years, but we text now and again, he became a chud in 2020 and I'd been one since like 2013
>>536614971One would think these niggas actually fought hard to liberate their land or some shit.The biggest LARPers in the world
>>536614971Slit all Indian throats
>>536615708Kek is that Tom Green?
>>536615953> They were literal cannibals, and it's not like there was endless meat being shipped in. So guess who they were eating? Themselves.
>>536615879It makes me want to shoot them for some reason. Its instinctual.
All cultures are equal. Who are we to judge?
why are they doing it in this setting though?>>536616055those aren't indians
>>536616062Still baffles me how Maoris turned from cannibal tribes into some of the most chill people I've known. The one race where maybe just maybe we took the jungle out of the monkey.
>>536615168Whites do this all the time when they open carry
>>536616158They are chill people. This is probably an unpopular opinion here, but I prefer them to White Kiwis for some reason. Easier to get along with, have a chat, a beer, etc. I know they commit more crimes, but I still prefer their company.
>>536615963I'm just teasing, hope you get the link to share with him, friends are important but one or two close ones are better than a hundred that aren't close
My ancestors slaughtered people like this indiscriminately and I'm proud of that.
>>536614971>>536615293KA MATE KA MATE KARA KARA
>>536616158Island Asian atlantean ubermensch, it's a thing I swear
>>536616158Christianity is civilization. Virtually every race prior to exposure to Christianity or Christian-derived societies were savages. Read what the Germanics and Celts did before conversion. Or for obvious cases, read what the pajeets did before British "people" started to slightly put their foot down. Obviously read about the natives in the Americas. The world has Christian morality now, whether they openly accept it or not, even the parts of the world that are other religions.
This would be cool if it was done sparingly.
>>536615809Who won this game? The white boys or the apes?
>>536614971this would be hilarious to see. I wouldnt be able to not laugh at them.
>>536616277when you went to see the witch doctor for a checkup
>>536615809England won a fiery encounter 34-18, scoring six tries to three, and skipper George Williams said afterwards he relished the pre-match build-up.White boys kicked their asses top lel
>>536616352kek it's funny you actually believe this. Like if Christians weren't the ones that nuked Japan and vaporized infants.
>>536616549it looks like something I'd see in a Lesie Nielsen movie
@25sec done has a boner
>>536616660Those were Masons vaporizing Catholics.
ITT: Timmies pretending they wouldn't shit their pants if they saw a group of people doing that irl
>>536616850>the christcuck screams out in pain as he stabs you
>>536615607He's dissing them by feigning ignorance of their culture.Nobody's REALLY that dumb.
>>536615789You couldn't just YouTube "Military Haka"?https://youtube.com/shorts/U7YTagM96CM?si=ZnwtpVbzS8-ii5BZ
>>536616863timmy lines up with the lads and fires in rank and kills the primitive by the millions
>>536615741Breed weaponized predator Maoris to hunt down jeets.
>>536614971Jeet tier
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>>536617009
>>536616352>Christianity is civilization.This is some jeet tier delusional gloating.
>>536615244Except that adrenaline rush gets killed pretty quick when you see your enemy doubled over from laughing at the stupid faces you're making. Then you become demoralized as you realize your enemies aren't afraid of you and see you as a joke.
>>536614971HAKA WAKA JEETA BAKA
>>536614971>the kids with down syndrome when the teacher brings in the play-doh
>>536616660That's a bad thing?
>>536614971What is this animalistic shit? Is the entire north american continent fucking retarded? Why do you even entertain this subhuman tribalistic bullshit? Whats next? Cutting out the hearts of your enemies and eat them?
>>536619071This is New Zealand, retard.
>>536615244You can also do it just by punching yourself in the face and then glassing a cunt.I don't have to do some gay dance.
>>536614971>who took a shit and didn't flush the toilet>disgosteng
Why are you dudes so obsessed with this gay shit?
>>536614971Damn, they got the entire NZ military together in one room.
>>536617009>>536616660>>536618678>projecting paganjeetmany such cases, i will have the pleasure to hang every you subhumans in the day of the rope
>>536614971I hate new zealanders.Aussies are cool.NZ fags are gay. Hate hakas, hate sheep, hate maoris, and they seem to all be mutts too even the whitest ones. They also have no problem making friends with maori. It's unbecoming seeing pale white people associating with browns and mutts and none of them have any problem with it.Atleast Aussies hate abbos.
>>536615328They are all mixed, there is not a single pure Maori left alive. And there's no limit to how Maori you have to be, the whitest people you've ever seen are claiming they have a Maori ancestor from waay back to get access to gibs and Maori based funding
>>536615237People may dog on them for it but NZ incorporating Maori culture is a good idea, other countries in their sphere of influence have thousands of years of history and it sort of makes them look like a joke. Folding natives into their government lets them add a few hundred years to their prestige and gives weight to territorial claims.
>>536615708Needs a nitendoswitch edit
>>536619704you let this cringe become known in the civilized world your nation will never be respected again no matter what it does or accomplishes
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>>536614971Oh, dear!
>>536620155if that means less people coming here cause we're cringe then good, fuck off and forget about us in our little corner of the world the way it's meant to be
>>536620240Why are you talking to a beaner like it is a person? Get off the internet if you isolation.
