How do you avoid the wagie life
get a time machine to do well in highschool and get into a prestigious university so that you get a high paying bullshit job
>>536615490You have three options>neet>marry rich >born rich
>>536615490Work for yourself.
>>536615490I’m going to quit my job and live with my parents because they are pretty old and they don’t mind having me around.
Why would you want to
>>536615490I suck dick to survive.
>>536615490Alright here's what I do to cope your mileage may vary>work a 2nd or 3rd shift job to avoid waking up early and be able to sleep in>save enough in cash to where i dont have to get a wagie job for at least one year if i lose the one i have>invest the rest into index fundsNot marrying or having kids because I can't justify it being a wageslave so hopefully I can retire earlier. Regardless I keep enough in cash to avoid needing to get a job for at least a year at all times.
>>536615673To rest+Free time
Work part time so you have 3 extra hours a day compared to other wagies.
There’s no reliable way to if you were unfortunate enough to not be born into a wealthy family.
If I make more money I'll just pay trannies for sex, so there's no difference working a lot or a little
>>536615490By being affluent.
>>536615490Be born#1 royalty#2 aristocracy#3 moyenne bourgeoisie or higher#4 Commit welfare and/or disability fraud. Mental illness is harder to prove, but you will be poor and have to live around niggers/Muslims if you don't live with your parents#5 start a cult where the cult members funnel their money to you and have others work for you(evil and unholy depending on context.)
>>536615490I know a guy who managed to do FIRE.>Invested 30k per year into index funds from 2008 until now>Started at 18>Lived at home>Father was a financial advisor He basically rode the 18 year bull run from 2008 until 2006. Retired at 36.
>>536615490I got my leg fucked up in a car wreck back in 2001, suffered nerve damage and got on disability, food stamps. Haven't worked in 25 years. Live in a 1 bedroom small cabin in the Appalachia mountains on 7 acres. I'm a lucky boy. Girlfriend says I basically the lotto.
>>536615758A Nickel a man isn't going to get you very far, Bucko.
>>536616151Mental illness is harder to disprove*https://youtu.be/PVzljDmoPVs
>>536615490Have somewhat rich and enabling parents.
>>536615534still a wagie
>>536616043more likely you'll be selling you mouth and ass in the homelss tent cities of LA
>be wagie>get used by corpo like a wet towel, do the job of 3 people>higher up calls me>anon, you're not doing your job>resign>now NEET
>>536615490Win the lotteryBecome a jewBe a criminal Trust fund baby Start a business that ends up being highly profitable
>>536615884The more we rest the earlier we die. Been neeting for 10 years snd my body is so weak I bought weights to lift so i trick my body into thinking I have a job and it doesn't waste away.
>>536615490I can't, all I can do is hope to get a better position than I have now so I can relax more
>>536615490get truck, move shit for cash
stop buying avocado toast and save
>>536615490RSAmaxxing
>>536615490Go on disability and badger your doctor to diagnose you with something where you don't have to work ever again.
>>536615490Become an entrepreneur
>>536615490Hey I have a similar question...I feel like being a wagie is as bad as people make it out to be, then again I've never worked a job before. I have aspergers, so I've been thinking, should I apply for autism neetbux?
>>536615490good boy points
>>536621227what are you diagnosed with?i have ptsd, anxiety, depression, adhd, and even fucking arthritis and they still deny me
Elon, where is my UHI?
>>536616151>>536616250I am always half convinced that the >Just lie Guys are feds because I'm 95% sure if I was honest I would get put on a check. If go in there, convinced that I am lying, doc floozy would pick up on it, and I would be lying. I will not test this because I am too prideful.But I suppose most don't actually have it that bad either
>>536615490Buy into all the NEET bullshit posted here, then watch your life become a waking death when whatever host you managed to attach yourself to either wises up, dies or legislates your only means of support out of existence. Then you can face a world that has passed you by with no means of support and no pathway to obtaining those means for as long as it takes for you to get knifed for your sandwich at a shelter, remembering your glory days of dabbing on schlubs dumb enough to shoulder the burden of taxes, discrimination and working for below market pay who are now enjoying the security of housing, food and a future as you bleed to death in a gutter.
>>536622286This guy is retarded. Don't listen to him. I've been a NEET since 2018 and the gubament is taking care of me.
suicide
>>536615490Just be smart with what you do earn. I manage to take half the year off by living frugally and investing everything I don't immediately spend on beer/cigarettes.Unfortunately unless you wanna be a NEET living on fuckall money, with no car or pussy, you're gonna have to do SOME slavery.
>>536615490Build a PMF trailer for $300, tow it with an old truck. You can get by only making $10k a year.
>>536622286>face a world that has passed you by with no means of support and no pathway to obtaining those meansThis is on your docket anyway>school is only for niggers and women>success? family? a place in western society?? sorry those are only for niggers and womenand so on.
>>536615490neetbux
my family still has money and it's torture living day to day people are so ghetto and angry I never get to enjoy my off time, it's a toss up whether or not i'll be able to enjoy the day based on whether or not anyone will notice me
>>536615490i castrated myself and now act as the trad wife of a rich man
>>536622917how do you make it work with SSDI and EBT caps?
>>536615758good for you, dicks is hard job. stay strong.
>>536623440There's an old thing called the envelope method. I used it back in college when I was broke and it got me by pretty well even when I started my family in 2009 when I was still building wealth back then.
>>536615490I run my own business flipping houses.Have capitalBuy cheap house that is shit Fix it for 15k or soSell it make 60k or soRepeat But you retards won't save up the capital so my only competition is retarded investors who hire convicts and spics to fix up their properties and they end up falling apart kek
>>536623771no i mean like the actual amount of money the government gives you. its basically nothing
>>536623875>convictsOne of the workers who is doing my siding is one. I'm not sure why he told me; that seems like something you'd want to keep to yourself. Anyway, my experience with him has been one of a good reformed man who did his time and now has a family and is doing well for himself and seems like a goos guy. Do you have a similar experience?
>>536623999How much is it?
>>536623408Are you hot
>>536623440They get by cope posting on here about how comfy they are living on beans and mince, and how they beat the system while being utterly dependant on it.NEETs have the same delusional brain rot as troons. They screech at you to use their preferred pronouns and can't face reality.
>>536615490Become a NEET/living for free with relatives which most millennials and gen Z have to do because of expensive rents in America. If you have the choice of living at home for free and spending 2500-3k/month on rent, its obviously better staying at home for free.
reject modernity return to migratory hunter gatherer steal, hunt, kill what you need no more problems
>>536615534that's just gilded-handcuffs wagingseveryone of those folks is paying off student loans for decades to come
Realistically you can only shorten your time VS dodge it completely. Sure there are people born rich or sell a movie script etc but average nobody level? You grind away living while living way below your means. Then if your health holds out maybe you get to retire early. But you're still trading your entire youth for an extra 10 years at best of not working? Like a family friend is hyped his plan to retire by 55 is happening. But dude never married, no kids, no girl friend, no trips or real hobbies, few friends and lived in mostly meh areas of town while driving a shitty car. Like OK you made it but at a huge cost most don't want to pay.
>>536624638no they're not you coping faggot, they get jobs at citadel or jane street and never have any trouble getting a high paying job.
>>536624942I recommend people get into trucking, go to CDL school, There is a big trucker shortage and companies need drivers.
Fuck anon, we have to work! Work makes things that keeps civilization going.
>>536615490Suck my dick
>>536615490Sell your bussy, faggots are fuckin retarded. Literally all they have to do is advertise as "virgin bussy hole" and charge hundreds a fuck. Instead they just give it out for free because they are degenerate faggots.>t. used to strip at gay clubs
>>536615490I don't have to avoid itThe wagie life avoids me8 months unemployed and 9 weeks waiting for background check so i can go to work
Where did he get the $30,000 a year
I am quitting my job just before the 4th of July weekend. I'm done
>>536615534>get a time machine to-buy bitcoins at $0.01
>>536624638Nah I got a full ride for both undergrad and grad school (STEM, obviously). In fact I made a decent chunk of money off of going to school when you account for internships, TAing, and summer jobs. My savings were actually higher than most of my wagegroid friends at the end of it. It helps not to be a sub-120 IQ troglodyte loser with a victim mentality.
>>536615884might sound good but you're just going to waste it on 4chan anyway.
The virgin old fag NEET Vs Wagie guy who’s 40 thinking he made it in life by not doing anything>fell for NEET vs Wagie argument >”I fucking love the matrix, HEY DONT TALK ABOUT THE TRANNIE CREATOR”>”I ALSO LOVE GTA SAN ANDRESS”>thinks he’s gonna get a reward or hell after death like God gives a fuck when conjoined twins are made >Checks bias numbers >Does nothing and waits for something>Im not a nigger nor am I weak to jews>can’t accept life is survival of the fittest and relies on schizophrenia >loved cats because he’s a fucking losers and obsessed with women hating them but loving? But hating but loving? >doesn’t get anything The Chad Mad Dreamer >Does something and doesn’t wait for nothing >BTFO The NEET Vs Wagie Argument >Self aware and understands the world and game he plays >Can control reality and mocks Paranormal boards threads of him >Doesnt check bias digits >realizes life is survival of the fittest >doesn’t like cats and understands men and women are both retarded >gets everything this world has to offer
Better to be a Mad Dreamer than a Lazy NEET or Slave Wagie
Oh yeahAdd more weight God
>>536615490Marry young, become happy together, live a conservative life and wait.
>unvaxxed>uncut>Untested>Unemployed Maybe like 2 years left... hoping next democrat makes an easy disability like gender dysphoria or something and I'll troon out
Better to be a mad dreamer than slave wagie or lazy neet
I've been throwing absolutely every dollar i can into stonks and got a loan to buy more stonks the only way is max money momentum.
>>536622286The alternative: grind your mind, body and soul into dust as you work for scraps and never afford a home or family.
>>536615490Post your crypto wallet link and hope that a rich suicidal cryptofag sends you some coin before he en heroes
Lotterymax
>>536615534Still a wagie kek
win the lottery
>>536616173>to avoid waging, dedicate 20 years of your life to waging
>>536621613Faggot get a real illness
>>536630917>actually that wasn't enough>keep digging that hole, hole digger
There is nothing better in this world right now than shitposting, weed and vidya. The golden trifecta.
>>536615490You don’t work. It’s not rocket science, holy shit.
mommy
>>536615534op asked how to avoid this, retard not how to get inside.ITS NEETING, retard. basically my new parents house is my house.
>>536615490World Wide Opportunities on Organic Farms (WWOOF)Go live on farms and work in exchange for food and accommodation. You learn useful skills, and can do part time paid work somewhere else while WWOOFing.
>>536615490I would rather have an okay job to help my family than do nothing
>>536615534i busted my ass off and im still miserablenow what
