PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS45https://www.donaldjtrump.com/https://www.thetrumparchive.com/https://x.com/realDonaldTrumphttps://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrumphttps://rumble.com/c/DonaldTrumphttps://www.tiktok.com/@realdonaldtrump>President Trump Officehttps://www.whitehouse.gov/https://www.youtube.com/user/whitehousehttps://www.flickr.com/photos/whitehouse/>Liz Harrington (Trump Spox) https://twitter.com/realLizUSA>Donald J Trump Presidential Libraryhttps://www.trumplibrary.gov/@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!ARCHIVED LINKS https://pastebin.com/eAhgNyeX NEW APPEARANCES>Pres Trump Announcement on Beautiful, Clean Coal, Washington, DC 6/4/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eafk0lNExQE>Pres Trump Signs Executive Orders, Washington, DC 6/3/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EUzlV7-Dew>Pres Trump Cabinet Meeting, Washington, DC 5/27/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ln-FnwDYE4Y>Pres Trump at Wreath Laying Ceremony, Arlington, Virginia 5/25/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Of5RgBTc4Bg>Pres Trump New York Rally, Suffern, New York 5/22/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N6NIXzXliM>Pres Trump Commencement Address to USCG Academy, New London, Connecticut 5/20/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRe6Sl9yLSY>Pres Trump Bilateral Meeting with President of China, Beijing, China 5/13/2026https://youtu.be/wcuztPVlb08>Pres Trump Greets President of PRC, Beijing, China 5/13/2026https://youtu.be/fEv7B8-taYM>Pres Trump Hosts 2026 National College Football Champions, Washington, DC 5/11/2026https://youtu.be/w35pK9KGqMw>Pres Trump Delivers Remarks, Washington, DC 5/8/2026https://youtu.be/IByVie2qY30>TrumpVideo: WE WILL WIN 6/19/23https://rumble.com/v2v6m2a>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, AGAIN! 10/28/21https://rumble.com/voe8gm>God Bless the USA (Donald J Trump) 10/20/16https://youtu.be/O_PC_fy0fk0 OP pastebin: https://files.catbox.moe/f4e8da.txtprev >>536616347
Ultimate MAGA.
>I call the shots. I call all the shots. Bibi does not!
>At least two explosions have been reported in the vicinity of Prince Sultan Air Base, Saudi Arabia.
MAGA and good evening, frens!>>536619339Thanks for baking, owlman!
>>536619470We get it, you're mad about your family being bombed, no one cares
>>536619509kek
>>536619309.First to awoo?
EXTREME MAGA
>>536619309>miggers are just posting immigration copes and trying to ignore Trump's total humiliationLMAO
>>536619509funny because true.
I'm so glad that the slaves don't understand what's happening to them!
Fuck it, I'll AWOO!>>536619551Good evening, Serena! I hope you're comfy and entertained! I know I am!
>>536619390>i think our mistake is in thinking there is a thought processit's true, actual shit-flinging apes are more composed and rational than the troons who haunt these threads waiting for drumpf to resign and the Kamala regime to take power. they're so desperate that they're shilling Hunter as a viable candidate now.>politically im learning that a carnivore diet making your shids less bulky is probably trueI'm telling you man, you gotta get some roughage in there. think of John Wayne's colon.>you?still expectorating at an unbelievable rate, the human body is a miracle. but I think I turned a corner and am gaining my strength back, though the workout tomorrow is very lightly penciled in.
Peru was able to count 12+ million votes in a mere few hours meanwhile California is still counting days later with less votes casted
>>536619554>Trump's total humiliationI'm sure it was real in your mind
>>536619575innumerable such cases.
Let's see how many shills we can run off by showing them what real alpha male energy looks like!
>>536619485Now to rest.
>>536619274It's like rule 5 or 6 somewhere down the list of Modified Alinsky Rules for Retarded Trans Radicals. Trump memes live in their heads rent free, so they try to make mockery versions. They can't create anything original, only communicate their pain and hate. They've tried it before and none of the attempts last long because these are the ones closest to the brink of actual self-harm.
>>536619677You earned it, my dude. Just let us know when you're about to turn in so someone can pick up the bake. Been a Hell of a day!
>>536619554The Senate passed a roughly $70 billion budget reconciliation package to fund Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) and Border Patrol for three years, extending through the end of President Trump's administration.
>>536619677
>>536619733YYYYYYYYYEEEEAAAAAAAHHH
>>536619509gottem
>>536619576It's cold outside, but I'm bundled up inside with a sandwich and chocolate milk.
https://www.pizzint.watch/
How do I get a lamp of Trump's leg? I want to scare the neighborhood trannies away!
>>536619867I ain't clicking that shit, nigga
>Spencer Pratt Plans To Leave L.A. If He Loses Mayoral Bid: “I Will Be Done”
>>536619554It's literally the reason why he was elected tranny. And he's delivered the bigliest deportations in history. Obama's border turn-arounds don't count of course. Trump is actually arresting illegals that are inside the country in record numbers. This is why troons like you and Spic Fuentes have been flailing about desperately trying to demoralize and gaslight that somehow deportations aren't happening. Meanwhile antifa fags are constantly protesting this thing that's supposedly not happening.
>>536619838>Cold outsideI am actually jealous.>Bundled up with a sandwich and choccy milkCorrection: EXTREMELY JEALOUS kekGlad you're doing well, fren! I might get myself some tea in a bit.
>>536619586>they're so desperate that they're shilling Hunter as a viable candidate now.They hate not having a pedo in office. They don't feel represented.
>>536619554They always do that. Every time.
my new pre-workout is called “your childhood tomboy best just fucking died”, has a 1000mg recommended dose and the nutrition label is just an unbelievably graphic screed about the details of her death.massive rage gainz incoming >>536619457will do, i never give orders that i dont try to follow myself>>536619586>it's true, actual shit-flinging apes are more composed and rational than the troons who haunt these threads waiting for drumpf to resign and the Kamala regime to take power. i just heard from credible sources that trump is resigning, these are people on ballroom security (that i just pulled out of my ass)>they're so desperate that they're shilling Hunter as a viable candidate now.did marion berry get reelected?>I'm telling you man, you gotta get some roughage in there. think of John Wayne's colon.its fine, fat acts the same as fiber if you just let it, and this is a whole lot better than the poops that used to need the toilet augur granted that was a very different kot on a shitty diet, but ty as always for being the voice of reason>still expectorating at an unbelievable rate, the human body is a miracle. but I think I turned a corner and am gaining my strength back, though the workout tomorrow is very lightly penciled in.you have permission from the tomboy king to take tomorrow off but hit the next one hard OR hit it light tomorrow and the next one
>>536619917Always room for another handsome alpha male in Mar-a-Lago!
MAGA
>>536619920See, this would be an example of posting immigration copes and trying to ignore Trump's total humiliation
>>536619949Retroactive? *laughtrack*
>>536619554>>miggers are just posting immigration copes and trying to ignore Trump's total humiliationImagine being this stupid of a nigger.
>>536619986We literally have a pedo in office
Why is Trump so obsessed with a "deal" with Iran? Would not it make more sense just to obliterate Iran? Bridge/powerplant day? I don't get why he's being such a bitch about this when he started the war promising total destruction.
AWOO!>what's MAGAThe shills don't even do their orientations anymores. They cannot into politics, lmao.
>>536619998They're the best kind of orders! Easy to follow, and easy for you to do as well!
>>536620079Uh oh, tranny melty!
>>536619998>people on ballroom security>(that i just pulled out of my ass)are you implying that your ass is big enough to fit multiple bodies in it?Outstanding!
steak and pidsers. also hatred
>>536620039I have no idea what you're talking about. The border's closed which is what I and millions of Americans voted for. Your copes about some imagined humiliation are completely meaningless.
>>536620076Proofs?
>>536619867lel
>>536620161The borders literally open. You can go across it. That's an open border.
>>536620079sorry you're brown
>>536619726They false flag this shit outside of /ptg/ to try and get other anons to raid this general.
fuck me all i can see is that crucial word i missed>>536620099some guys like a challenge. not me>>536620144anal vore fetishists get the rope immediately after footfags and pedos>>536620154staples of any good diet
>>536620198I thought we were accusing presidents of things without proof.
>>536620076If that's true then you should feel represented and not be mad about it.Oh wait, you're not actually mad about pedophilia, you're just mad MAGA doesn't care about your narrative. You just want MAGA to believe your bullshit so they turn against Trump.
>>536620269there's no real human beings left on the catalog anywayeveryone knows the score lol
>>536620246It's literally not. It was literally open under Biden with upwards of 10k illegals being welcomed in a day and now it's literally closed with ~0 illegals getting through a day. You pretending otherwise doesn't change that.
https://nitter.net/DrClownPhD/status/2062963420324860317#mhttps://nitter.net/DrClownPhD/status/2063391873029353676#mhttps://nitter.net/BGatesIsaPyscho/status/2063673602088530301#m
>>536619998>massive rage gainz incomingevery rep you do makes king hawaii judge seethe>i just heard from credible sources that trump is resigning, these are people on ballroom security (that i just pulled out of my ass)they keep wheeling out HE'S PROBABLY DEAD like it wasn't beyond pathetic the first time and exponentially more cringe every time they try it, it's like some gay wiccan "manifesting reality" oprah's book club bullshit>did marion berry get reelected?he did actually, and I'm not saying Hunter couldn't be mayor of DC, just that a presidential run is laughable>its fine, fat acts the same as fiber if you just let it, and this is a whole lot better than the poops that used to need the toilet augur>granted that was a very different kot on a shitty diet, but ty as always for being the voice of reasonjust trying to keep it real fren, I appreciate your experimentation but you don't want to end up like that guy who was the guinea pig for the electric chair (they didn't know to use a sponge)https://youtu.be/pdy2fBGNqx0?si=vmro5LyR7-Ws9xDE&t=2>you have permission from the tomboy king to take tomorrow off but hit the next one hard OR hit it light tomorrow and the next oneduly noted, probably gonna be the former but I got the alarms set so we'll play it by ear
>>536620280Outstanding!
>>536620280More than fair, my man. Sometimes the challenge just ain't worth it. It's much easier to just be comfy.
>>536620118>>536620259Guys, please no booli. I'm serious when I ask this. I was super excited to see Iran essentially wiped off the map and then the President decided suddenly without warning to change course and obsess over a deal (as if a deal can be made with muslims). I just do not understand. Did the military run low on munitions and he's worried they won't have enough bombs/missiles to do the job? Is he sperging about gas prices?
>>536620280There is nothing wrong with liking feet! Shuddup, its a patrician kink
>>536619949oh no no no no.......
>>536619949Good. If fucking the UK could count over 30 million votes in, like, 24 to 36 hours back in 2016 for Brexit, California can count 10 million in 24 hours.
>>536619309
>>536620269Does the raw sex appeal dripping from Trump's enormous phallus scare you, tranny?
>>536620347If Indians wanted to break into the gaming industry, they'd release something like this. I'd play this game.
>>536620341If it was closed, no one would be allowed to cross it. You're allowed to cross it. That means it's open
Awoo
>>536620280>fuck me all i can see is that crucial word i missedfriend?
>>536620378>I was a Trump supporter before I wasn'tHeard that one before, tranny. You lost!
>>536620302Going to pretend to be retarded?
>>536620445Illegals aren't allowed to cross it. Pretending to be retarded doesn't win arguments or elections.
miggers are absolutely flailing, every day brings fresh humiliation for them
>>536620505>implying I'm not a Trump supporterNigger, please. Just because I think Trump is being retarded with one thing doesn't mean I've turned on the man. If that was the case I would have jumped off the Trump Train when he gave Dianne Feinstein her final orgasm with his, "I like take the guns first" bullshit. Thankfully he unfucked himself there.
>>536620508If we're counting stories about people as proof, there's like 15 trump accusers.
>>536619726
It's almost "that" time anons. Are you ready?
>>536620557North korea has closed borders. No one is allowed to cross them. America does not have this.
>>536620639Always!
>>536620578>I think Trump is being retardedTranny shill couldn't help itself! Get this one a shot of HRT!
niggers
>>536620596Do any of them have 30 year old detailed documentation of these accusations with zero political bias like Miss Biden?
>>536620694Okay, anon, I'll bite. Why do you think making a deal with muslims is superior to eliminating them?
>>536620719I HATE THEM! I also hate PIGGERS!
>>536620354>every rep you do makes king hawaii judge seethe“spirit of aloha” the flabby shadow of my 4 1/8ths pack, kemehamaha>they keep wheeling out HE'S PROBABLY DEAD like it wasn't beyond pathetic the first time and exponentially more cringe every time they try it, it's like some gay wiccan "manifesting reality" oprah's book club bullshitlook man, hecate ignored them the first 3,000,000 times, but can she ignore 5,000,000?>he did actually, and I'm not saying Hunter couldn't be mayor of DC, just that a presidential run is laughableagreed, but i think you’ll agree he should try.>just trying to keep it real fren, I appreciate your experimentation but you don't want to end up like that guy who was the guinea pig for the electric chair (they didn't know to use a sponge)o sweet fug no>duly noted, probably gonna be the former but I got the alarms set so we'll play it by earwhat ive learned to do with eating is to tell myself i can eat as much as i want whenever i want to, but i have to be honest with myself about if im really hungry. im making it my choice, not my stupid flesh’s. this probably applies herealso blurtyme with not a dweeber stirring>>536620360you know it>>536620370you summed up the comf movement almost perfectly>536620393>>>536620470damnit, now i know everyone noticed tooso yes
>>536620719everywhere.
>>536620574Today has been a masterpiece of miga humiliation.
>>536620735We're trying to MIGA (Make Iran Great Again), tranny!
>>536620746i always read this in keith david’s voice, anyone else?
>>536620730How would you prove political bias? What metric is that?
>>536620747I have my moments of clarity given to me by the Comfy Zone. Speaking of, time to start calibrating the bird and getting her ready for launch.>>536620789Also, now I can't unhear it kek
>>536620787I guess. I just want to celebrate a bunch of dead brown muslims.
Remember to GET OUT AND VOTE for your local races and referenda! JOIN ICE and visit USAjobs.gov for potential positions working for Trump!Purge all of those who are against our MAGA movement--whether they previously supported us or not! Get involved! Initiate referenda! Write bills!Become a pollwatcher, candidate, or staffer!Vote in every election--federal, state, and local!Pray a rosary and a chaplet of divine mercy every day!Anything you can do to make America great again, do it!Full voting guide: https://nopaste.net/oj1wcpBkXZMake America Healthy Again Act: https://pastejustit.com/make-america-healthy-again-act-by-pugnatUkrainian War explanation: https://pastes.io/ukraine-explanationBigger Beautiful Bill: https://files.catbox.moe/4wzufc.txtEndorsements for upcoming referenda:Apr 21, VA: NOMay 16, LA: Yes, No, Yes, No, YesMay 19, AL: Yes May 19, OR: NOJune 9, ND: YesJune 16, OK: NoAug 4, KS: YesAug 25, OK: YesNov. 3, USA: AL: YESAK: NOAZ: YesAR: Yes, Yes, No, YESCA: NOCO: YESFL: YesGA: YesHI: NoIA: YesID: YesIN: YesKS: YesKY: YesLA: YesMD: yesMA: NoME: YESMI: NoMO: No, No, Yes, No, Yes, Yes, NoNE: YesNV: NO, YESNH: YesNM: Yes, No, no, NO, NO, NO, NO NC: YESND: YesNV: NO, YES NM: NOOR: NOSD: YES TN: Yes UT: YesVT: NoVA: NOWI: YESWY: Yes We must end foreign influence!
LET FREEDOM REIGN! FULFILL OUR DIVINE PROVIDENCE, OUR NEW MANIFEST DESTINY!Our rightful land:1. British Indian Ocean Territory2. Canada3. Greenland4. Marie Byrd Land5. Faroe Islands6. Clipperton Island7. St.-Barthelemy8. Falkland Islands9. South Georgia & the South Sandwich Islands10. St. Pierre & Miquelon11. Federal Dependencies & Nueva Esparta of Venezuela 12. British Antarctic Territory (incl. Ross Dependency)13. St. Helena, Ascension, & Tristan da Cunha (SHATC)14. Dutch Caribbean15. Cayman Islands16. Guadeloupe17. Martinique18. Montserrat19. Anguilla20. Turks & Caicos Islands21. UK Virgin Islands22. Bermuda23. French Guiana24. French Polynesia25. Pitcairn Islands26. Wallis & Futuna27. Peter I Island28. Fernando de Noronha, Rocas Atoll, Sts. Peter & Paul Archipelago, Trinidade & Martim Vaz29. San Andres & Providencia (Raizalia)30. San Bernando ArchipelagoWe're Americans. We dream big & we win bigger. The fact is that we cannot tolerate unfree zones with the Americas. We're going to liberate our sphere, including:1. (Western) Samoa2. St. Vincent & the Grenadines3. St. Lucia4. Kiribati5. Cuba6. Nauru7. Dominica8. Guyana (eastern half)9. Grenada10. St. Kitts & Nevis11. Antigua & Barbuda12. Bahamas13. Costa Rica14. Panama15. Iceland16. Jamaica17. BelizeIn summary, our goals are:1. Enforcing the Monroe Doctrine2. Ensuring American naval dominance.3. Reducing housing prices in the mainland USA.4. Punishing outposts of tyranny in the New World.5. Improving the US economy.6. Creating Fortress America.7. Purifying the New World demographically via mass deportation.We already have funding to enforce border patrol for Marie Byrd Land, Canada, & Greenland! Let's move forward & fulfill our American dream, the dream of Washington, Jackson, Jefferson, & Polk! We'll see McKinley & Kennedy smile upon us from Heaven!
i just want the next episode of dead narco terrorists
>>536620825everyone does.
We need an ALL-OF-GOVERNMENT response to the migration crisis in our Country!State ought take maximal action to increase deportations for national security!Treasury ought confirm immigration status with tax filings!Transportation ought collect immigration status when they inspect trucks!Interior ought enforce measures to protect our Country against foreign labor in national parks!Agriculture ought crack down on abuse of farm labor visas!Labor ought throw the book and bust unscrupulous employers which hire illegals!JUSTICE ought launch an all-out judicial crackdown to crush migrant crime and anti-American discrimination! WAR ought mobilize to clear illegal alien terrorists off the streets!Commerce ought restrict government money to companies with strict immigration protocols and secure our economy amid crisis!HHS ought declare that public health justifies emergency measures to deport illegals!HUD ought help DHS to deport illegals who use government housing! Arrest them in their sleep!ED ought collect data on illegals in school and teach children of the migration threat!Energy should be tightening security protocols against migrant crime & terrorism!VA should lend VA Police to DHS!Even other agencies of DHS can lend their staff to ICE and CBP! (In fact, why not establish Joint Deportation Commands in various districts across the Country?)Every department has multiple roles it can fulfill in our national struggle against foreign contamination! Labor can do a lot more than just break bad unions--they collect labor statistics, it's not hard to collect illegal alien labor data!REGULATE IMMIGRATION TO DEATH! Have every department writing regulations to protect the American people against legal alien labor and reduce the number of foreigners in America!We cannot stop restricting the barbarians until our wages recover and our Country is happy and prosperous again!
>>536620747>“spirit of aloha” the flabby shadow of my 4 1/8ths pack, kemehamahayes, let the hate flow through you>look man, hecate ignored them the first 3,000,000 times, but can she ignore 5,000,000?and on and on and on and on STRANGERS WAITIN' UP AND DOWN THE BOULEVARD >agreed, but i think you’ll agree he should try.whatever happens, I'm sure it will be entertaining>o sweet fug noOH YES STEVE>what ive learned to do with eating is to tell myself i can eat as much as i want whenever i want to, but i have to be honest with myself about if im really hungry. im making it my choice, not my stupid flesh’s. this probably applies hereextremely wisepilled and one to marinate on>also blurtyme with not a dweeber stirringstanding back and standing by
>>536620596His daughter isn't an accuser and did not want the diary to get out. Completely different than random bitches after money/fame with accusations that have been deemed not credible. If there was anything actionable on then Trump Biden's DOJ or their state-level cronies would have pursued charges. Good job trying to defend pedo Joe though.
Current SCOTUS:Pitts v MS: 6A right to meet accusersDoe v Dynamic: no state immunity in fed caseClark v Sweeney: Convict w/o missing jurorBowe v US: 28USC2244Barrett v US: 18USC924=1 lawBost v IL: Candidates have standingCase v MT: 4A allows emergency entryBerk v Choy: State evidence law=/=used in fed courtEllingburg v US: Restitution=criminalCIAPU v Burton: time limitLearning Resources v Trump: No IEEPA tariffsUSPS v Konan: USPS can't be sued.Villareal v TX: No 6A testimony-matchingGeo v Menocal: Yearsly=defenseGalette v NJTC: NJTC=/=immuneU-O v Bondi: Defer to BIAOlivier v Brandon: Prosp relief avail for convictsCox v Sony: ISPs=/=liable for user piracyRico v US: Supervised release not autoextendedChiles v Salazar: 1A=>talk therapyChevron v Plaquemines: FORS for contractorsEnbridge v Nessel: Scope of ETHencely v Fluor: Conditional immunity for war negligenceLA v Callais: 14A gerrymanderFirst Choice v Platkin: CPC anon donorsMontgomery v Caribe: Trucker suitsJules v ABP: Courts self-vacate.M&K v Iam: MPP withdrawal assumptHamm v Smith: Death min IQ keptHavana Docks v Royal Caribbean: Docks billFernandez v US: Compassionate releaseRutherford v US: FSA nonretroactivePitchford v Cain: Batson v KYFF v Brock: Intrastate transport workers = transport workersSripetch v SEC: Disgorgement proofFCC v AT&T: 7AHikma v Amarin: Patent trollArgued SCOTUS:Landor v LA: RLUIPATrump v Cook: FRBoG removalNRSC v FEC: 1A campfinFSCO v Saba: ICAWV v BPJ: Girl sportsWolford v Lopez: 2A HIExxon v Cimex: FSIAPung v Isabella, MI: 5A+8AUS v Hemani: 2A drug addictsHunter v US: Limitation on appealsTrump v Barbara: Jus soliAbouammo v US: VenueKeathley v BAC: EstoppelMullin v AOL: IllegalsWatson v RNC: Vote countingTM v UMD: Rooker-FeldmanBlanche v Lau: LPR deportationMonsanto v Durnell: RoundUpChatrie v US: 4A geofenceCisco v Doe: Intl lawMullin v Doe: TPS Syria
>>536620872You are busy in Iran
>>536620850>>536620871>>536620891>>536620906YES
ALWAYS AWOOWE WON 2024 LOL (AND 2020)SNEED AND SEETHE SHILLSGOD PROTECT TRUMPDROP THE HAMMERSMASH THE PLACE TO PIECESPUNCH THE SCORECARDHANG THE RIGGERSJINX THE JABBERSFINISH THE WALLHOLD THE LINENEVER CONCEDEDRAIN THE SWAMPSINK THE CHINKBAN THE TRANSBE KAWAIIDEPOPULATE ELITESWE ARE SUPER ELITESIT'S OKAY TO BE WHITEJUSTICE FOR LORIKILL THE SHILLDON'T BAKE THE CAKEBE BESTHONOR ABEREMEMBER CHARLIEDEFUND THE FEDSALL FEDS ARE BASTARDS (except ICE and Border Patrol)STOMP THE TURTLESTRONGER TIMES NOWBETTER GET YOUR ACT TOGETHERLIGHT THE FUSEPLAY MINECRAFTEAT THE BURGERISRAEL IS NOT AN ALLY (except when killing Iranians!)THIS IS ULTRA MAGA COUNTRYBANKRUPT THE BANKS!WOLFGIRLS FOR TRUMPERS!DUM AND GAY IS NOT OKAYKEEP POSTING THAT FUCKING RACCOONDEPORT THE HORDE!CHRIST IS KINGALLEY CATS FOR TRUMP!FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!TRUMP FOREVER!7/13 WAS AN INSIDE JOBBETTER WEIRD THAN QUEERALL GROYPERS ARE GAY FEDSPLUG THE LEAKERSRAKE THE LEAFSESCALATE TENSIONSMARS CHUDS UNITEHEIL SYDNEY SWEENEY'S GOOD GENESDONROE DOCTRINEUNLEASH CHANGGRAB HORMUZZY AND GAPE IRANUS!Good awoovening frens!Happenings?
>>536619309ULTRA MAGA COUNTRY
>>536620647>if i keep pretending to be retarded i winconcession accepted
>>536620932thanks fren!
Eglin shills are pathetic. They’re still trying to keep these threads going.
IT'S ALPHA MALE SEX APPEAL TIME
>>536619949this should have been a thing since forever thoughNUTS!
IT'S FUCKING TIME!ULTRA MAGA'S EXTREME REVENGE IS A DISH BEST SERVED COLD WITH BOTTOMLESS REFILLS SERVED BY PIERCE BROSNAN!The jeets aren't doing so well (pic rel)>>536620938>Good awoovening frens!>Happenings?AWOO fren. I've got no clue since I was napping all day after church. SPLC is back on the chopping block in the news it seems.>>536620940>ULTRA MAGA COUNTRYYes, just yes lil AWOO!
IT'S TIME to take the Highway to the /comfy/ zone!
Beauty should not disappear when a woman turns around.BiggerBB means 360° femininity:Front: fuller bustline and confidence.Side: dramatic feminine silhouette.Back: posture, backboob, hips, and buttocks.Inside: health, fertility, and peace.Future: marriage, motherhood, and renewal.The feminine form is not one-dimensional.Neither should beauty policy be.
IT'S TIME
ITS TIME!!!!nn all frens, plz stay comf
Now.
>>536620922>id: vajCarwash finally earned enough shekels shilling and transitioned. Congrats senora!
>>536621071>00:00:00TONIGHTHHnn
>>536621066>>536621067>>536621068>>536621069>>536621070>>536621071
>>536621065>>536621073close>>536621066 (numbers!)>>536621067>>536621068>>536621070>>536621071Nice frens!
>>536621068gasgasgas
>>536621068YES!>>536621066 (Check'd!)>>536621067 (More Jeet suffering!)>>536621069 (Nice. And Pass the BUSTY Act!)>>536621070>>536621071 (nn, kotman!)Good job, fens and kot!>>536621073Oof! Close!
>IRIB news denies Iran attacked Prince Sultan Airbase in Saudi Arabia, which indicates the attack was carried out by the Houthis in Yemen.
>>536619309The problem is that once orange noah is out of office the democrats and rinos will pump this country back full of illegals and probably reward these ones being deported now with giant settlements. Unless congress ratifies the immigration enhancements they will be gone in a couple of years.
>>536620901>ActionableMust not have anything actionable on joe either. Or trump protects pedophiles. Either or.
>>536621066>>536621067>>536621068>>536621069 TIME TRAVELLAR>>536621070>>536621071YAAAAAAAAAAAAS>>536621073NOOOOOOOOOO
>>536621066That squirrel is FAT
>>536621066>>536621067>>536621068>>536621071Very nice, frens and kot!>>536621069RIGGED>>536621070Hurray!
>>536621108>>536621123>>536621128>>536621174>>536621187Thanks, frens!
Goodnight everyone, a new baker is now needed. We are going to win. Okay bye!
>>536620946>Thinks borders people can cross are closed
>>536620850It is a good thing an increasing amount of American and even other nations' companies are just deciding to pull out of europe instead of dealing with their ridiculous tinpot dictator shit. The EU is experiencing the drain places like California do but on a much larger scale.
>>536621216Goodnight, owlman! Sleep well. I can probably bake one. If you've got a good OP, hit me with it.
>>536621211checking those digitals and yeah, what doro fren said
>>536621065>>536621069>>536621073whoops>>536621067>>536621068>>536621070>>536621071NICE
>>536621065oof>>536621066>>536621068>>536621070>>536621071Good jobs!>>536621069temporal anomoly detected!>>536621073oof!
>>536619949ELITO
>>536621298Close to the perfect female form. Hot.
>>536621273>>536621298>>536621301Thanks, frens!
>>536620938>>536621301Also, good awoovening, fren!
>Iranian missile launches to central Israel.
>>536621108>>536621123>>536621140>>536621174>>536621177checked>>536621187>>536621301thanks
>>536621455Check'd and no problem, fren!
Hiki nor Trancap might be here tonight
>>536621432Good awoovening fren, hope you've been comfy!
>Additional launches from Tehran towards Israel.
>be socialist >promise rainbows and kittens>stupid people fall for it and get you elected >raise taxes because your stupid mob will defend it as being for something important >skilled people and companies move to place without taxes>your place runs out of other people's money>can't even fund the shit you promised your loyal idiots>stupid people get fleeced while you go away to live off your politician moneyWhy does this even happen anymore?
>>536621066>>536621067>>536621068>>536621070>>536621071NICEEEEEE>>536621065>>536621073UFF>>536621069time traveler alert
>>536621574I am, thanks! I hope you've been comfy as well!>>536621609Thanks, fren!
>>53662158519th Amendment>>536621663Been sleepy all day
>>536621108>>536621140>>536621174>>536621187>>536621211Thanks frens!
Impact on Jerusalem
BIBI ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY????
>>536621708Some days are like that. Hell, I was like that all day yesterday, so I feel ya.>>536621719You're welcome!
>>536621585Communists are fucking retarded and will fall for it every single time.
IDF positions hit too
>>536621067Using this for the next OP because seething jeets are funny.
>>536620735>eliminating themThe problem is that they have a bit of a MAD scheme going on where they'll destroy the gulf's entire oil infrastructure (including Saudi Arabia) before going down. Instant world economic depression. It's probably impossible to stop them from doing that because it really doesn't take a lot of firepower to do it. They probably have some hidden secret launchers they'll only ever use for this if the time comes. You didn't get regime-change before reaching that point. And you're only doing a partial blockade because you don't want to crash the world economy. But the partial blockade doesn't seem to be sufficient to make them break. So far. They seem to think they can outlast you.>inb4 hurr durr we're energy independent it wouldn't affect usIt's more complicated than that and you know it.
>>536621868>>536621764fucking finally, they should have done that instead of sperging out to everyone
>>536621173Right, he can't force Ashley to accuse her father of whatever the fuck he was doing with her in those showers. Doesn't change the fact that Biden's a pedo, you were totally fine with that, and now desperately trying drawing a false equivalence to Trump. Just admit you love pedo presidents and you're pissed Trump isn't one. Hunter 2028, amirite?
>Launches towards Negev, southern Israel.
GUYS!! CALIFORNIA VOTED BLUE!!! THIS IS AS BIG OF A FRAUD AS TEXAS VOTING RED
>>536622069troon melty at being exposed.
>>536621911I'm cool with this. What's the worst that could happen really?
>>536621218>thinks illegals not crossing the border means the border is open because muh north korea or somethingI demand better shills. Tell your boss you aren't cut out for this.
>>536621174Thanks! >>536621244It's reached a point where I see less reason to regard Europe as democratic than Russia or even Belarus. At very least, Russia and Belarus don't have to overrule election results with "rule of law" nonsense or void recognition of opposition wins at the local level. If another political party beats Putin in a local election, he might investigate the dude if he really shouts "I hate Putin!" a lot but he won't just blatant nigger void the election. >>536621298>>536621301Thanks frens!
>Another wave of Iranian missiles towards southern Israel.
>regulars used up all their immigration cope in the first few hours of the latest TACOSoon they’ll be posting Eric Daugherty tweets.
>>536621774>>536621455 (numbers!)Np frens! >>536621609Thanks fren!
>SCOTUS made election day the only day>Peru elects the japanese woman after 3 lost elections and like 7 presidents (but maybe will steal it)>Finally something happening in ME again> It rained so the night is comfylots of things happened while lurkingsoo, NN
>>536622194Goodnight, fren! It's been a busy day!
>>536622092You lost tranny
>INITIAL REPORTS OF A MASSIVE EXPLOSION AT THE MAROON PETROCHEMICAL PLANT IN IRAN
>>536622114>What's the worst that could happen really?I don't fucking know. Obviously some kind of economic crash but we've kind of been in one since 2008 already so maybe it doesn't even matter anymore.Other people are taking it very seriously though. Including Trump. If it weren't for this little problem Tehran would have been in ruins already.
>>536622115If you're allowed to cross it, it's open. If no one's allowed to cross it, it's closed. Its like how a door works. Hope this helps.
>>536622257for me too! I did the lawn, trimmed the trees, celebrated cosmo's birthday, bought my dad a ps4 because his dumb ass broke the last one, hit baseballs and irritated at least about 40 dozen liberals with nothing but innocent memes. It's amazing how easy it is to piss them off. pic related got at 320 comments (some from conservatives) and the liberal ones 90 percent of them called me a lying pedo supporter, a "fucking racist", Nazi, "kill yourself" all that shit. on Faceberg of all places. They also totally misunderstood the point of the post. Conservatives had to come in and explain it to them. this isn't a small [n] necessarily, its a few hundred liberals from across the US. over something as innocuous as pic rel.
>>536622382I guess my question is, realistically, how would Iran going apeshit like that affect my life? I don't suspect it would at least in any significant way.
>>536622381>shit and piss yourself when Trump bombs Iran for da jews>Celebrate and laugh when da jews bomb IranI honestly have no idea what side you faggot lefties are even on anymore.
>>536622381Who cares what that tranny says! I would have sex with him without his consent!
>>536622413Glad you had a good day, and making libshits angry is always fun! I hope you gave your kot a hug for me.
>>536621911at this point i'm tired of the imaginary sword of damocles. kill them all because the bad ending is inevitable anyways.
>>536622069I can't believe a fucking LA mayor primary is the hill Democrats chose to die on. They could have just not cheated and won the runoff, but now they're all going to prison.
>>536622451Those are completely congruent positions. It’s your lack of intelligence that is causing the issue.
>>536622381This is what they call the "fucking around" stage.It comes before "finding out"I'm glad I could help. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
>>536622532>proving my point
>>536622493she got a hug and many treats!
>>536622526maybe, but we kind of gave them a heads up. this is the kind of investigatory shit you start before announcing.
>>536619949Nothing ever happens (except when it does).
>>536622551Outstanding!
>Launches detected from Iran, to central Israel
>>536622413>tfw cbs "news"
>>536622547Your point is based on a false premise. There is absolutely nothing wrong with thinking the orange pedo is a retard for starting a war for Israel.There’s nothing wrong or inconsistent for also thinking he is a retard for believing he controls the jews and not the other way around. In fact it was made evident in the first instance.
>>536622526Yeah man. They all get locked up in two more weeks.
Still baking, by the way
>>536622602oh no
>>536622493based conductor cat maintaining law and order
>>536622526What about the governor race? Any chance of a Republican inching into the top two or nah?
>>536621585We just need to make the entire world socialist, then the money can't run anywhere.
>>536622590anything you'd like me to add to that nice TX awoo?>>536622624someone made a dumbass comment and I showed the news articles about butler, PA (trump falls on stage) type shit and they once again completely misunderstood the meaning or inference. i used to think liberalism was for retards, now i know that it's the other way around, liberalism makes you retarded. I bet when they were 8 years old they'd get it, but now that they're wearing blinders and ear plugs it's all alien to them because they can only see things from a communists perspective.
>>536622653>re-contextualizing celebrating Iranians being bombed because it makes trump look bad nowlollmao
>>536622803I dunno! If you decide to edit it, surprise me!
>Israeli Media report damage to 3 houses in Samaria
>>536622787what decline?everyone sees him pretty much everyday.seems fine.
America is owned by Indiano timmies allowed>>536621769
>>536622719AWOO
>>536622856>the left are the REAL racistsLmfao, this shit hasn’t worked for 10 years.
>>536622451they are not very smart
he's missing iran bombing he must not care about POLITICS
>>536622869why is that gator taunting me?
Hiki is inside a good shelter in israel
>>536622787>Source: Trustmebro Newslol
>>536622532
>>536622931the mexican believes hiki resides in israel. so if israel is getting bombed then hiki wont be able to post
>>536622910It has increasingly worked over time. The average person views dems as liars who are more obsessed with race than anyone else.
>>536622996This explains why
>>536623020The average person is voting blue in the midterms.
>>536622996He also thinks owlman is a CIA spook for some reason.
>>536622434>how would Iran going apeshit like that affect my life? I don't suspect it would at least in any significant way.It's easy to think that considering how much the middle east stuff seemingly has just kept going on for decades and decades and things just kind of stay the same in the US no matter what drama goes on there.But that would be the whole system actually breaking. I think this time it really wouldn't be the same thing.A lot of times whenever the US "lost" or had setbacks in the middle east, in reality it was a victory when it came to making sure the petro-dollar still worked (victories disguised as losses because the US won't admit that in reality it's trying to "destabilize" the middle east). But this time you could destroy Iran, seemingly a "victory" against an enemy, but a collapse of the petro-dollar system (a "loss" when it comes to what really matters). Which could be a good thing in the long-term but right now the US is NOT ready for that. I think in the immediate it would show as massive inflation because you import so much crap. And then the government would have to do a lot of things to try to hide/mitigate the inflation and that would affect people (think something like the COVID lockdowns). And then the government would have to deal with no longer being able to finance itself without high demand on the USD. There would be solutions eventually I'm sure but no idea what would happen in the meantime. It really, really matters that Saudi Arabia is selling its oil in USD, this is not supposed to get blown up.
>>536622996the mexican is retarded and still mad about getting humiliated about falling for a larp, i lurk here regularly and he knows my twitter so he's engaging what he thinks is le ebin psyops like everyone can't see that he's a retarded spic
>>536622539>Iran bombs israel>Trump: Pl-please stop and come back to the negotiating tableThere is no finding out stage, trump is gonna cuck again just like he just cucked.
>>536623067
>"At the end of the situation assessment, the Home Front Command issued a directive that it is possible to leave the protected area. Continue to follow the instructions of the Home Front Command." - Israeli Defence Force.This really explains why Hiki came back
>>536622931he's also missing Peru
>>536623067If you let your twitter be known you're a fag who deserves it
>>536623128anon, i...>>536623117sad! he hates politics! i knew it!
I love how much MAGA makes red states even worse shitholes to stick it to the libs. I don't think they even comprehend most of our governors have moved fast to block the worst of their retatdation. Though, I do enjoy reading the whinging and moaning on my NextDoor app of all the MAGA Karens butthurt their shit policies aren't coming to my state (while refusing to fuck off)....oh, it's not your fault it's probably the illegals or troons or some other retarded shit. Keep going.
>>536623228sure lol i am 100% fine with continuing this policy
>>536623228>Pregnant troons..ar u 'avin' a giggle m8?
>>536623228up 56%so how many would that be?and what were the causes?
>>536623228The deadliness of pregnancy is vastly overstated by people who hate children and humanity. If it were really that dangerous, we would've gone extinct a long time ago. I think even in the middle ages, death only came from like 1% of births. Nowadays, we have much much better care and most previously lethal things are easy enough to prevent. This whole narrative is super retarded.
>>536623228I'm actually this close to using all of the irony of you all "getting what you voted for" as a meat-free alternative just to make you more rump rustled.Oh, and also because you fucked your beef market. Oops. Oh, dear.
>>536623360You don't even speak like a human you retarded monkey/bot. Study English some more.
>>536619554Miggers need safe space containment zones like these, for the same reason spergs need to be separated from society. In normal society they experience the utter humiliation for being a migger.
>>536622931>>536623117Someone needs to WAKE UP Maki!
>>536623360The parasite has been eradicated in the US since the 1960's. Which means that we know how to eradicate it in the US.
>>536623332Au contraire but it's only in the recent 100 years in the first world that average maternal-infant mortality rates have been over 50%. Honestly completely broke a lot of people.>no rush to have kids because any kids you have will 100% survive>100% of the zero (0) kids you have will make it to adulthood
>>536623462No see we have to slaughter all the cows and switch to eating estrogen burgers
>>536623329Well when a man and a woman....
>>536623462>we know how to eradicate it in the US.by eating more meat.
>>536623053good luck with that
>>536623228If she didn't want to die, she shouldn't have had sex
Still baking
>>536623551
>>536623559after they're treated with the mectin yes.
>>536623086>There is no finding out stage, trump is gonna cuck again just like he just cucked.Anon, you don't understand the political optics of giving congress critters the room they need to not object to another strike while midterms are brewing, and I bet you haven't been watching the boat and air traffic in that area over the past few days either. Thank you for airing your stupidity about how little you understand politics.
>>536622868its not great; all i have to use is pixlr, which is shit.
>>536623360>demand for beef goes down, therefore decreasing pricesonce again i am 100% fine with continuing this policy lmfao are you gonna share something that actually matters in one of these
in light of trump being a zog stooge, we're all gonna sit down during the anthem during sportsball games, right anons?
>>536623691It's better than it was! Good effort!
>>536623360i'm going to go out on a limb here and say indians brought it.
>>536623803or beaners, or african niggers.maybe all of them with their filth.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>536624035Beaners, most likely. Still, poojeets would be a good one to blame, too.
>>536624052Oh my!
>>536623600That looks fucking delicious.
>>536624052Wew!
>>536624052???
lollmao even
>>536620459to this day still have zero clue what race air jordans is spose ta beit's like they took movie hoodrat jamie kennedy and sprayed him shit brown with a dollar store rattle can
>>536624052But why?
>536624161>Leafjeet falls for an edit made by a Finngolianlel
>>536624052Is this related to military removing fake ass religions?
>>536623775is it true the texas rangers are the only MLB team not celebrating pride month?
>>536624345According to Google, yes, it's true!
>>536624379since I dropped the Braves I've been looking for a team. looks like I found it.
>>536624161Nahhh they won't listen
what is a nuclear family
>https://x.com/lookner/status/2063844703313805362
>>536624398Based.
>>536624401our president constantly gets humiliated. sad.
>>536624119>>536624136>>536624139>>536624202HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhttps://www.military.com/dod-officially-drops-180-faiths-from-militarys-recognized-religion-list
>>536624412it was an experimental thing tested at bikini atoll in 1944, hasn't been seen since
>>536624052this may have something to do with legos
>>536624477Double check'd and kek'd
>An announcement to be made by Ansarullah in 40 minutes.
>>536623803>>536623462it's an american contanent thing, I remember hearing how it became eliminated, it's one of those bugs who die after having sex, so we steralise a bunch with cobalt and release them to breed among the population. then we kept going south of the border until we got to panama. haven't gotten them eliminated from South America.it's pure leaf pettyness.
>>536624487weird.
>>536624555i see. thanks.
>>536624477Fuck it, THAT is the new OP.Also, still baking.
mormons are demons
>>536624477they objectively believe in different things than Nicene council descendant Christianity. The native Americans being lost tribes of Israel and niggers being punished for staying out of an importaing heavenly battle is one thing, but becoming an individual god after death is another.
>>536621162This, and whites will do nothing except sit in the cuck chair.
>>536621162>>536624728where will they get the votes without the race based districts
>>536624616Happy to help! Here's a version that shows he got ratio'd.
>>536624909Fucking KEK
>>536624932Very much so!
>>536625007Serves them right for being weird desert cultists.
>>536625029We're stalling (slightly)!
Move it up
Move it on up, I don't want the new bread to burn.
the sneed
>>536625155>>536625155>>536625155NEW THREAD>>536625155>>536625155>>536625155GO NOWLOAD UP AND REDEPLOY, NIGGY-WIGGIES!
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