>Rich American>Lives in massive house>House is clean and orderly>Front yard immaculate>Car always looks like it just came out of carwash>Person themselves are fat slobs who dress like 8 year oldsWhy are they like this?
you dont get it, he was ass drunk
Don't get me started how they're all obsessed with lawns that require absurd amounts of water and that none of them seem to want to grow anything on besides thirsty grass. 90% of their lawns would actually be improved if left untouched for a year and you'd get some natives growing or something. Oh and who the fuck wears a cap inside much less backwards fucking twit.
>>536631327Post your tuxedo I'm sure you have it on now.
>>536631327It's called comfort. Something thirdies can't relate to.Comfort for you people is just having enough bread and water to survive the day.
>>536631327>what is cheap mexican labour
>>536631686Fat fuck.
That's that retard who murdered his wife and kids because he didn't want to get caught cheating.
>>536631841he murdered them because his evil wife wouldnt give up her ass
>>536631507americans are so lawn obsessed they will drive by their neighbors and scream insults from their cars while barking commands to mow your lawn
>>536631327You just described baby boomers and early Xers. That's all there is to it. Pay no mind to them, they were trained to be retarded by their jewish handlers as a joke.
I feel like a lot of weird American customs are really just protestant derangements.
>>536632000True but to be fair, lawntism came from your cursed isle originally, though it became much worse and prolific here.
>>536631841Actually the moment he decided to kill her was when she said he'd never see his kids again (she already knew he was cheating). That's from an interview cops did with him post sentencing in prison. >why'd he kill his kids then?Yeah, well the justification from him was that they were stuffed without a father around for killing the mother so he was doing them a favor? Some shit like that, the interviews around somewhere, fuckit I'll find it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOngrb2tkTs
>Rich AmericanHe's probably in massive debt. Just one disability away from losing it all.
>>536631919What she was begging him for sex in texts and crying when he wouldn't fuck herShe was a narcissistic bitch who emasculated him though
>>536631327>NOOOOO YOU MUST WEAR CHINOS AND GAY LITTLE BUTTONUPS AND PRACTICE COLOR THEORY NOOOOOOseethe iranny
nigger influence
>>536632112she wouldn't let him fuck her ass so he had to seek it elsewhere
>>536631686>>536631560>>536632179how much of your wardrobe is shit your parents bought you 10 years ago?
>>536632251so he killed her because he wanted to fuck her asshole?
>>536631327>he thinks richfags maintain their own property and possessions>he is surprised that the one thing they do maintain, their own body, they dont maintain very well
>>536632000They are, and they need to be suppressed
Because they work 12 hours per day and eat all of their meals from gas stations because their wives don’t cook for them
>>536631327You learn not to wear your Brooks Brothers when it's raining nuggets out there. >>536631686To be fair all American "men" look like constipated hairy children. I'd run on a ticket of a propeller for every cap and it would be a sartorial improvement.
>>536631327He never walks because of the carMust have neglected his looks since there was nothing motivating him to dress well at 350 lbs.
>>536631327>>536633456>richThose animals aren't even middle class.
>>536632251and that's an excuse for strangling your own crying daughter to death and stuffing her corpse down a pipe? retard. the guy was a total psychopath.
>>536636286Euro-poors seethe thinking about all the wealth Americans have, so they lash out with threads like this. They think about us constantly, but we dont think about them at all. I had to hover over the op's flag to see what country it was, because Americans only memorize a few flags, and only the important ones. The funny thing is, op is seething about Americans, thinking about every aspect of our daily lives (as outlined in his post), but honestly I couldn't even find his country on a map.
>>536631507You live in Australia so maybe you don't understand how humid it is here. if you live east of the Mississippi you have to mow your lawn regularly or it turns into a forest with vines everywhere.
>>536631507>Oh and who the fuck wears a cap inside much less backwards fucking twit.generally inside the house we're fully dressed. we're like tv show characters.
>>536631919And no volcanos in the area, shame...
>>536632251Anal sex is disgusting anyways. It’s fucked up that eating ass became this big thing starting like 10 years ago. Fucking degenerates.
>>536636591lmao mutts are seething about europe 24/7youre so insanely jealous of our healthcare and paid vacations that you constantly pray for us to lose italso >being proud of being uneducatedauthentic mutt behaviour
>>536631327why do they all live in plywood huts, why not high rises made of stone. with spires, terraces, statues and shiet.
silicon valley is so rich but its literally all wooden huts with no public infrastructure like metro systems
>>536631327RENT-FREE
>>536637503We are literally in a thread where a guy from an unimportant little country is lashing out against Americans. We are not the ones who seethe about you gutless euroscum because we understand that Europe is lost, and completely irrelevant in the 21st century. As for me not knowing where Belgium is located on a map, can you point to the state of Connecticut on a map ? I bet you can't if you are being honest, and the state of Connecticut is about as important to the rest of the United States as Belgium is to the rest of Europe. But keep pushing the Americans are retarded narrative, while we have accomplished more in the last 200 years than just about every other country on earth, combined. The fact that you speak English,Hans, proves my point.
>>536637725I'm sure the blacks and jeets will love using the public transit Ivan.
>>536637725I also believe BART doesn't exist nobody can prove it
>>536637667Nigger, you are a fucking Russian, who are you to talk about how people in America live when most of your people live in depressing squalor.
>>536631507??? I've never watered my lawn when living in the Deep South or gulf coast in America. Never. We can have a drought year with 30 inches of rain/ 75 cm of rain
>>536637725Why would I want to live in a building when I can live in a house?
>>536633165One piece of clothingSuper sick jacket, I want to be buried in it
>>536638020i don't have trillions of dollars from some meme php website. talking about a hypothetical here, if I had the money how I'd live
>>536631507Bald people have been covering thier embarrassment for centuries, they even dedicate threads on here. Supreme insecurity issues, just one of those days
>>536631743this, they hire gangs of spics to do all of the yard work. they use huge machines that were designed to mow the grass at sports fields and golf courses so if you live in the suburbs, it sounds like a construction site from 8 am to 6 pm. back in the 90's and early 00's when Americans did their own yard work lots of houses had overgrown grass and everything looked more human.
>>536636718East of the rockies you eastern never left your 3 state area cuck.
>>536638510Do you really believe our wealthy people live in plywood huts ? You really can't honestly believe that the wealthiest nation to ever exist has no impressive estates with mansions larger than European castles or that we only build shit out of wood, right ?
>>536637667AI slop
>>536631841He just noped out of a shit life with his social media/reality tv-addicted NPC wife and offspring. His main problem was being hasty and chaotic about it. Dude was not much of a planner.
>>536637503>speaks english>I don't know german and it can't possibly benefit me in any way to learn it
I think this bitch was involved in all of this
nigger centered societyits all about what you look like on the outsidenot about the stage 4 colon cancer you are growing by drinking starbucks 7 days a week
>>536639549Imagine killing your wife and children for a middle-aged 5 that lets you fuck her in the ass.
>>536637667plywood is too expensive nowadays, mutts live in OSB birdhouses
>>536631327They can't hire anyone to do exercises for them.
>>536631327Wife stopped fucking.the courts would have awarded her everything and left him with nothing.Fuck the courts.
>>536639866just go to the massage parlor thenor change countrykilling your entire family LOL
>>536631327I love true crime kino.
>>536639866if you ever have a wife RIP to her LOL
>>536639944Or maybe family court needs a fucking major overhaul.
>>536639730yeah she must have manipulated him pretty good, this only tells you he was either a weakling or she is a manipulating god like many psychos and mass murderers are
>>536631327idk don't ask me how the economy works. Many industrial solvents act like hormones in the body that can increase the slob look. its why refinery towns and michiganlanders look the way they do
>>536640115who the fuck wants to fuck his wife after she had a pregnancy and / or you lived with her for yearsonly absolute incels, bottom of the barrel men who dont have access to sex by any other mean
>>536640115Women have a duty and responsibility to fuck in a marriage.Without sex there is no marriage but the state doesn't see it that way.Women in power and all that.Islam doesn't have a marital rape law.
>>536640228WHO THE FUCK WANTS TO FUCK HIS OWN WIFE WHAT THE HELL
>>536631507go back go reddit
>>536632179Iranny??
>>536631327Millennial Americans have ZERO sense of style. Their zoomers dress much better. The sad part? Most of their zoomers are brown
>>536640228don't forget to say allahu akbar when you do it
>>536639371>>536639866Rare based Leafs
>>536631327>>536631507rent free
>>536631327body??????
>>536631327Because they're braindead slobs who live in wodden houses and drown in their debt to the Jews to the point where they murder their own kids
>>536631838ching chong ping pang pong I fucked alot of viet women, nice big titties, small waist, very good at sucking dicks. I had a woman and her younger sister together and they both wagged their asses for me and I pounded them both then they turned around and cum-swapped my thick ropes like good girls.cost? a couple of happy meals.
>>536631327Rich people don't have TVs that small. It's probably not even OLED. Lol
>>536637725No Russian that has income of silicone valley rich uses public transportation.
>>536631327There only mental Jews live in United States of IsraelDeal with that fact!!
>>536640171Hey asshole. There's ONE non slob looking motherfucker in that state.
mama mia! she was-ah pregnant, too!
