>ai slop>gen x just sucking themselves off>mega corporations celebrating sodomites>irrelevant favebook tier blogposts that have nothing to do with expanding business and making more moneyFeels extremely dystopian
to scam boomers and GenXthere is nobody under 50 on there. Its the deadest social media platform inexistence with the least reach
>>536636320It's all a.i. slop there now. Completely useless.
>>536636320>irrelevant favebook tier blogposts that have nothing to do with expanding business and making more moneyThis is all it has ever been.At least, that's all I ever saw from it.I have never engaged with this platform, it's all worthless kikes pretending to be something
>>536636320This isn't just a post about linkedin It's a red flag.You see, posting about LinkedIn is a lot like b2b sales.You can't just make a post and ask a question.It's not just a platform It's not just a site.It's a catapult for career advancement.And here's the thing almost nobody understands.Success isn't built in big conference rooms and colorful power points It's built quietly, but those reaching out and making connections.Human connectionn.Relationships.And that's the thing that sets it apart from other sites.What do you think, OP, do you engage with LinkedIn at all? Let me know your thoughts in the comments below.
>>536636320I keep my resume on LinkedIn. I dont use it for anything else. Although with how woke that site is maybe I'll kust keep my resume in a folder on my computer.
>>536638743>LLM post defending kikedinsaaar
>>536636320>My wife was brutally murdered>That's what it taught me about b2b sales and the future of AI solutionsI wish there was some alternative but that's the corpo-hell domain, normal people don't go there
>>536636320applying to jobs and connecting with cute recruiter sluts and coworkers/former coworkers. that's all i use it for.
>>536636320>>536639266also if i ever win the lottery i'm posting nigger on linkedin with my real name.
>>536636320You want to be a good goy and get the good job right anon?
LinkedIn is basically just another attention-whoring platform for those types of career women like you saw in the "Women in Tech" tiktok videos where their jobs are nothing but attending meetings and getting snacks from the company café.
>>536636320Corporate Facebook with a paywall and spying?
Its peak dystopian humiliation ritual. Main purpose is for boomers to circlejerk eachother and soillennials to kiss some ceo boot in the hopes of getting a dollar raise (they wont). I cant last more than 2 minutes on it before being overwhelmed with secondhand embarassement.
>>536639266How do you fuck the cute recruiter sluts on LinkedIn??? That’s all I want to know about that literal shithole.Teach me anon
>>536636320It used to be a public platform for your resume, and gave you some credence when you applied. But the hiring process is so fucked right now I have no idea what it's for other than Indians and pushing ai content. I would delete mine, but again, it's useful for keeping track of your job history, and some applications require it.
>>536636320it's probably still the best platform to look for corpo jobs here, but yeah as social media it was always worse facebook.
Linkedin made me money through b2b sales years ago but now it's kind of dead. Just third world scammers and phony corporate copy/paste posts.
>>536638921it's a joke about linkedin lunatics you low iq retard
>>536636320Destroys your whole "social platform" and jeets combined
>>536636320>>536638616It was good before Microsoft bought it but that was over a decade ago
>>536638743lol
>>536638916Google Docs maybe although they are full of shit too. Docs works better than Microsoft office suite at this point though.
>>536641196>Excellent post Reekanth!>Definitely CEO material.>Might I suggest changing the "E" in the equation to "S" for synergy.
>>536636320>tons of job offers>networking
>>536641196this. and the rise of "entrepreneurs" that are CEOs by 22 asking for new customers for their fucking tutoring LLC. God I hate this country sometimes. and of course, browns, browns everywhere.
>>536638921Oh honey...
>>536636320I'm considering to start calling every faggot ass company in there and pretend I have been accepted tell them I was told to ask directly for the second interview date, what are they going to do, not employ me harder? I can't think of any other strategy at this point. I am considering also lying to obscene degrees and claiming to know 6 languages.
>>536636320The forced enthusiasm is puke .
>what's the pointTo harvest and sell your data, are you retarded?
Some job applications require it and you can connect with people at a specific industry or company. You can even reach out to the CEOs if you do b2b
>>536643579Use AI to tailor your resume and audit your resume for each job applications. Then use it to humanize the text so they don’t know you used AI.Mine literally makes up shit for each job applications require.
>>536638743I hate how accurate this is
>>536636320>gen x just sucking themselves offReally faggot? The only thing you noticed is muh age instead of the seas of indians and other faggots running their mouths with bullshit takes?
>>536638743LOL this sums it up.Having said that I got my last 3 jobs via linked in.
>>536636320data collection
Its one of the job sites you use to spam your CV at job applications. Thats its whole purpose. And even then its not that good, because your country's main job site usually just has duplicates to the Linkedin job postings. The one actually good think about Linkedin is that it shows how many other people have applied to that position. "72 people have also clicked apply". And the site is actually good as sending you appropriate job applications to your email. I feel dirtier after opening linkedin than after watching tentacle porn.
>>536644099>Its one of the job sites you use to spam your CV at job applications. Thats its whole purpose.None of these clowns work for a living or have professional jobs so of course they don't get it.
>>536636320It is a facebook for self-important "professionals" to jerk each other off about their connections.
>>536644137>"professional jobs"Linkedin only works for gay office jobs. Its only useful for me because I work a gay It job. My family's business, not saying what it is, couldn't find employees on linkedin in 100 years, because most of it is manual labour (building shit).
>>536636320>Feels extremely dystopianIt is.It's a squeaky clean HR lady paradise. Everyone HAS to be enthusiastic, will only publish "positive" job-related bullshit.
>>536643809That's a good idea, the issue is I tried with chatgpt and always spits back a very bland result, white background with black text and that's pretty much it. Do you know any AI that does that well? Canva, possibly? Also, how about putting a bajillion keywords in font size 1 transparent in the background? I heard that has worked for some people.
Who the fuck uses this for anything else than finding a job? It's your fault for even viewing it as social media.
>>536638743Dangerously accurate.
>>536644099you applied to how many technical support jobs last week Ivaylo?
>>536644017>data collectionThis.aggregator (same as boomerbook<--started as DARPA project and all the rest)(You) are the product. That is the meaning of the internet age
>>536643940This is all linkedin is. I have only used it when I update my resume and set to looking. I have had good results in the past. But then I get all the indian spam messages of pseud business commentary that is so retarded it ensures I never look at the site again once I start a new job. I will also add that you have to basically junk more than 3/4 of any hits from recruiters you get because they are indian.
>>536644532OMG you can't just have your professional history on display for employers to see! That is survellance!
>>536636320It absolutely is and does. It's painful for any remaining sane people to just browse it when one has to. Self-congratulatory deceptive AI generated nonsense all over.
>>536644675Its true, fuck indians.
>>536643809>Mine literally makes up shit for each job applications requireI'm still on the "I want to be honest and don't want to misrepresent myself because I might get fired if I can't do the job" part. I know I need to get passed that, but still
>>536644264It's useless for job applications though; last year when I was job hunting I send about 300 applications through LinkedIn and none of them even made it to an interview. The only people it works for are turbonormies who use it like Instagram, add everyone they've ever known and get contacted by recruiters. But its real purpose is stalking people you don't have on social media, if you have LinkedIn your account is being stalked by people you know/used to know more than potential employers.
>>536636320Corpo Timesink shit.
>Anonymous (ID: nAlpzrEx) 5 pbtid roboShill
>>5366445170 lol. I'm not an indian
>>536644871isnt the belgian job market quite hot in the IT sector?how would you advise to candidate to a job in Belgium
>>536636320My company makes me have a LinkedIn and post a couple times a month. It’s become worse than Facebook.>AI slop videos >corporate roasties posting “safe” thirst traps >fake motivational post >post about grinding to make money >weirdly, a lot of shit talking about how bad bosses ruin business >”it’s not about pay” post but basically bitching how a company loses talent because they’re cheap >I am an EE so I get lots of Indians making a basic circuit and spamming it like they’re some engineering genius I really don’t understand why companies love LinkedIn so much? It’s just slop.
>>536643809>Every job applicationAbsolutely fuck no. I am not spending 15-30 minutes EVERY GODDAMN FUCKING APPLICATION making 10gb of documents in 1 day applying to, at least, 10 jobs. 7 of which I don't even want and are outside of my field but do so because I NEED A FUCKING JOBS. Just to go through 5 rounds of interviews to have a curry-nigger jeet asking tech questions when we both know he's hiring his H1B cousin. Only to end up at some shitshow of a corporation that is debtmaxxing, been in the red since 2008, barely afloat, and will be sold the second Gary the boomboom CEO retires/dies. Fuck this retarded nigger-tier, inefficient, unoptimized, unproductive, retarded waste of time. I would rather NEET the rest of my life and/or kill myself than that humiliation ritual. Yes. I am that autistic abou tthis shit. Fucking stupid normalfags.
It's not even a good job platform as apparently it has a terrible conversion rateEasy apply is a fools errand too, supposedly a lot of recruiters just filter those to the bottom of the pile
>>536636320Data farming. You upload your information from the CV or your resume that you made, and try to sell yourself like a cheap whore trying to gain attention from companies that can pick and choose you based on the skills, attributes and how well you have advertised how much of a dirty slutty worker you are whilst you are silently being milked until death.
>>536636320Idk but have you heard about beeline? If you can't get a job, you are probably blacklisten there.
LinkedIn is unironically turning me into a commie because holy fuck
>>536647760Don't read anything on there you will just end up depressed. Only use it to find jobs and submit applications.
>>536636320Nepotism the app
>>536644858I mean you'll still get paid more than if you didn't get hired in the first place. I don't know your situation but I have been unemployed and trying for over a year at this point, so I'm not terribly scared of being ''blacklisted'' or whatever threat they make up for people that just bullshit their way into the job.>>536645764That's why I was asking him if there's any good AI that just makes that for me and produces a CV that doesn't look like literal a microsoft notebook copypasta, if I do this gotta be not very time consuming if I have to send like dozens of those. If I have no other resort I'll do it, sure, but I'd still rather go after an option that doesn't make me spend tenths of hours combined essentially working for free.
Linked in was designed to let Gmail and Microsoft have a steady supply of new hires to prune through and exploit with low wages and poor conditions and also doxx the customer base whenever the website is visited. See "Browsergate"
