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your allowed to choose 1(one) object of choice to 24/7 carry in any situation for religious reasons
what is it
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Is there a church of the f22 raptor?
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>>536636884
virulent leprosy
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constantine was a good film
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I believe that each of us has a God-given right (which others call a natural right, human right, etc.) to carry anything we want to.
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>>536636884
Probably a necklace but I'd always be annoyed by it jingling or dangling.
Maybe a stick.
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>>536636884
God I wish they'd make a constantine 2
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>>536636884
one of the lunk alarm sirens, with the blue flashing lights, from Planet Fitness, have it play at my will
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>>536636884
A harem of ladies between the biological age of a score and 4 years ago
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>>536637041
>that webm
fucking based, what game is this?
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A japanese engineer who can build a nuclear warhead.
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>>536636884
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>>536637971
Nta. I believe it’s called „my summer car“ and it’s on steam
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ceremonial nuke
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>>536636884
I can already carry a firearm for secular reasons. I don't need a religious pretext to arm myself. I do think cultural religious inheritances that encourage martial competency are prudent to do so.
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>>536640195
i'll go for the bigger bomb, especially considering planet of the nigger that is happening right now. church of atom.
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>>536636884
Tactical version
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>>536640477
Can you carry it, though?
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>>536640674
can always hook it up to a remote device and carry that in my pocket
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>>536636884
Ar10
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>>536636884
hand grenade
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>>536636884
Apparently the garlic necklace was a lie, yids are allergic to olives.
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>>536636884
I wouldn’t carry anything- I would listen, and that’s what no one else did
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>>536637971
Average day in the life of a Finn
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>>536640477
>AAAGGGGGHHH I've been blown up by a large bomb!
Don't think you have mate
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>>536640780
>be me
>last bong in bongistan
>bro-tier Sikh comes up to me, wielding his ceremonial executioner's sword
>he's 5'1", malnourished and retarded from generations of inbreeding
>I look at him like you would look at a shit-smeared puppy
>his tiny brain sees this as a provocation
>the only word he can mutter is: "Timmy"
>stumbles towards me with his sword
>"Timmy, Timmy, Timmy"
>he's drooling and his eyes are nearly popping out
>I back up slowly
>reach into my pocket
>it's the remote device for my alphaomegabomb
>Fuck you, Poopjeet!
>I press the button and wait
>12 seconds later an ungodly howl cries through the air
>it's coming
>I can feel it
>one more second
>it's there
>the last thing I see is the jeet evaporating into a brown mist
>the flames engulf me
>Fuck you, Poopjeet!
>I smile
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>>536636973
i believe in raptor jesus
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>>536641085
I want to carry this anon on my shoulders because hes great.
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>>536641230
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>>536637041
>your average Sunday drive in Australia
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>>536636884
A ghetto blaster that pumps Hitler speeches 24/7.
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>>536636884
Gun, you can cite Christianity as a reason to carry.
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>>536641111
It's actually a game made by a Finnish studio
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>>536637136
God actually hates it when you wear a cross.
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>>536641745
There you go.
https://biblehub.com/topical/t/the_avenger_of_blood.htm
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>>536636884
Bangel tiger
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>>536642204
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>>536641257
A cheap Death Note themed notebook that can be bought from Temu?
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>>536636884
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>for religious reasons
is this a Christian only thread?
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>>536643043
It's a reference to Britain, where knives are illegal but Sikh's get an exception because their religion traditionally had them carry a knife 24/7, so Britain lets them carry knives for religious reasons. A Sikh recently stabbed and killed a White British guy (although somebody said his knife was still illegal idk)
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>>536636884
Tsar Bomb was promissed to me 5000 years ago. It is mandatory and my limb
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>>536643180
Saar bomb???
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>>536643173
oh fuck I'm too autistic thanks for telling me pie and mash bro.
I'd carry the legendary Zulfiqar sword of Ali ibn Abi Talib that killed a thousand Jews.
not only it mogs all Muslim roadmen knives it also makes Jews seethe
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>>536643180
Wish granted, now here is your plane ticket to Tel Aviv.
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>>536636884
Gimme a #10 shell, I'm gonna fuck shit up
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>>536636884
A wearable bomb that detects when my heart stops. I die, I take some with me.

>Yea, said the Lord, For the only Good Death is the one that leaves a crater.
>FAFO 3:16
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>>536636884
>your allowed to choose 1(one) object of choice to 24/7 carry in any situation for religious reasons
>what is it
probably a picrel
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i choose the love of my life
the goverment is required to provide one
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>>536644568
>DELL
Like that shit's gonna save you.
Whatcha gonna do? Send an email to the police?
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A suit case nuke
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>>536636884
>one thing
>allowed
you worthless cuck
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>>536636884
A gun that shoots truth bullets at people.
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>>536636884
a bottle/skin of red wine (about 2 liters) full.

>>536636980
congratulations, you're already white (leprosy incarnate)
so you can choose a second object
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>>536636884
A nuke



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