your allowed to choose 1(one) object of choice to 24/7 carry in any situation for religious reasonswhat is it
Is there a church of the f22 raptor?
>>536636884virulent leprosy
constantine was a good film
I believe that each of us has a God-given right (which others call a natural right, human right, etc.) to carry anything we want to.
>>536636884Probably a necklace but I'd always be annoyed by it jingling or dangling.Maybe a stick.
>>536636884God I wish they'd make a constantine 2
>>536636884one of the lunk alarm sirens, with the blue flashing lights, from Planet Fitness, have it play at my will
>>536636884A harem of ladies between the biological age of a score and 4 years ago
>>536637041>that webmfucking based, what game is this?
A japanese engineer who can build a nuclear warhead.
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>>536637971Nta. I believe it’s called „my summer car“ and it’s on steam
ceremonial nuke
>>536636884I can already carry a firearm for secular reasons. I don't need a religious pretext to arm myself. I do think cultural religious inheritances that encourage martial competency are prudent to do so.
>>536640195i'll go for the bigger bomb, especially considering planet of the nigger that is happening right now. church of atom.
>>536636884Tactical version
>>536640477Can you carry it, though?
>>536640674can always hook it up to a remote device and carry that in my pocket
>>536636884Ar10
>>536636884hand grenade
>>536636884Apparently the garlic necklace was a lie, yids are allergic to olives.
>>536636884I wouldn’t carry anything- I would listen, and that’s what no one else did
>>536637971Average day in the life of a Finn
>>536640477>AAAGGGGGHHH I've been blown up by a large bomb!Don't think you have mate
>>536640780>be me>last bong in bongistan>bro-tier Sikh comes up to me, wielding his ceremonial executioner's sword>he's 5'1", malnourished and retarded from generations of inbreeding>I look at him like you would look at a shit-smeared puppy>his tiny brain sees this as a provocation>the only word he can mutter is: "Timmy">stumbles towards me with his sword>"Timmy, Timmy, Timmy">he's drooling and his eyes are nearly popping out>I back up slowly>reach into my pocket>it's the remote device for my alphaomegabomb>Fuck you, Poopjeet!>I press the button and wait>12 seconds later an ungodly howl cries through the air>it's coming>I can feel it>one more second>it's there>the last thing I see is the jeet evaporating into a brown mist>the flames engulf me>Fuck you, Poopjeet!>I smile
>>536636973i believe in raptor jesus
>>536641085I want to carry this anon on my shoulders because hes great.
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>>536637041>your average Sunday drive in Australia
>>536636884A ghetto blaster that pumps Hitler speeches 24/7.
>>536636884Gun, you can cite Christianity as a reason to carry.
>>536641111It's actually a game made by a Finnish studio
>>536637136God actually hates it when you wear a cross.
>>536641745There you go.https://biblehub.com/topical/t/the_avenger_of_blood.htm
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>>536636884Bangel tiger
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>>536641257A cheap Death Note themed notebook that can be bought from Temu?
>for religious reasonsis this a Christian only thread?
>>536643043It's a reference to Britain, where knives are illegal but Sikh's get an exception because their religion traditionally had them carry a knife 24/7, so Britain lets them carry knives for religious reasons. A Sikh recently stabbed and killed a White British guy (although somebody said his knife was still illegal idk)
>>536636884Tsar Bomb was promissed to me 5000 years ago. It is mandatory and my limb
>>536643180Saar bomb???
>>536643173oh fuck I'm too autistic thanks for telling me pie and mash bro.I'd carry the legendary Zulfiqar sword of Ali ibn Abi Talib that killed a thousand Jews.not only it mogs all Muslim roadmen knives it also makes Jews seethe
>>536643180Wish granted, now here is your plane ticket to Tel Aviv.
>>536636884Gimme a #10 shell, I'm gonna fuck shit up
>>536636884A wearable bomb that detects when my heart stops. I die, I take some with me.>Yea, said the Lord, For the only Good Death is the one that leaves a crater.>FAFO 3:16
>>536636884>your allowed to choose 1(one) object of choice to 24/7 carry in any situation for religious reasons>what is itprobably a picrel
i choose the love of my lifethe goverment is required to provide one
>>536644568>DELLLike that shit's gonna save you.Whatcha gonna do? Send an email to the police?
A suit case nuke
>>536636884>one thing>allowedyou worthless cuck
>>536636884A gun that shoots truth bullets at people.
>>536636884a bottle/skin of red wine (about 2 liters) full.>>536636980congratulations, you're already white (leprosy incarnate)so you can choose a second object
>>536636884A nuke
>>536636884I choose a bag of holding with unlimited trains, and they all have thomas the tank engine personalities and aesthetics and sentience; and their core directive is the annihilation of izzat observers and participants
>>536636884I would carry my cock around 24/7 and flagellate women with it
>>536636884my phone
>>536637401Starring elliot page , God i just realized every good movie sequel from now on will be ruined
>>536636884Phased plasma rifle with a 40 watt range.
>>536650833I mean that thing would make a pretty good demon.
