>>740587551>A small but growing group of high-end escorts in Silicon Valley are commanding rates that would make most professionals dizzy. With clients drawn from the highest ranks of the tech industry, including researchers, founders, and engineers at companies like Nvidia, these escorts are blending intellectual rapport with intimacy, and charging a premium for the combination. >According to a report by Forbes, Meida, did not set out to become an escort. In 2024, she was a recent college graduate working an entry-level finance job when she began asking a question common in that industry: What happens when AI can do this better than I can? She identified a different path, one built on being intelligent, conversational, and fluent in topics like AI, biohacking, and cryptocurrency. She now charges $3,500 an hour, a rate that has nearly doubled since the start of the year, and is booked out for months.>She is not alone. Ada Hopper, another pseudonym, charges $5,000 an hour. Talia Sable, who markets herself as "a huge nerd" with interests in Dungeons and Dragons, AI, and supply chains, charges $3,000 an hour. Hopper sums up the dynamic plainly:>"Posting about AI works. You'll have random Nvidia bros who are like, 'What? You know what a GPU is? Oh my God, wow.">Aella, an internet-famous sex worker known for applying a data science lens to her romantic life, once ran a word-cloud study showing escorts who use sophisticated language command significantly higher rates. She charges $6,000 an hour today.>Charlie Levine, an escort with a master's degree, puts it directly. "As AI becomes bigger, authentic human connection will become a rarity. In the future, being able to afford human contact will be the ultimate luxury."https://news.abplive.com/technology/silicon-valley-escorts-charging-thousands-ai-economy-human-connection-luxury-1848897https://www.forbes.com/sites/annatong/2026/06/07/the-nerdy-escorts-cashing-in-on-silicon-valleys-ai-boom/
>>536641276>being able to afford human contact will be the ultimate luxury.WEARE FUCKED
>>536641322>>536641276EVEN THIS WON'T LASTSEXBOTS ARE COMING
So how do I get pussy if I'm poor ?
>>536641276I am waiting for the part where human conciousness will be implemented inside machines
>>536641276so it is it legal or illegal in this country? these are literal articles with the girl's face and name saying she's an escort
>once ran a word-cloud study showing escorts who use sophisticated language command significantly higher rates. She charges $6,000 an hour today.
>>536641427Passport to Thailand.
>>536641440don't humanize my robos you kikes
>>536641276The body positivity insanity was a boom for the cluster Bs with enough discipline (or delusion) required to maintain attractive bodies. Their fit bodies give them a license to print money thanks to the legions of men with no access to remotely attractive females.
>>536641276Mile long blabla to say differently; prostitution
tech bros are retards whats new
>>536641870Aesop predicted this, you know.
>>536641276>wasting your money on some ugly 3DPD ran through bitch>not putting your money and Nvidia connections to work to get more GPUs to run your local AI waifungmi
>>536641276Fuck brown whores and cum in their faces. This is a political statement.
>>536641471Escort, not prostitute. An escort's only official job is to spend time with you. Now, sex might be implied, it might even occur, but if you're not paying for sex specifically, it's not prostitution.
>>536641276LOL no money in the world can make you cope with fucking a jeet
>>536641496>have to traven half way around the world to fuck boys because you can't get pusy in your countryFucking /pol/tards are pathetic.
>>536641276way cheaper to just fly to thailand
>>536641440I read the other week that some lab has successfully been able to restart a brain from some dead animal and keep it running.They could unironically put your brain in a machine and keep you alive artificially for decades under the guise of helping you.
>>536641322>322The brotherhood of death must be behind this
>>536641276I would assume a tech nerd would last 5-10 seconds… so if she bangs a tech geek every 20 seconds… that’s $900,000 per hour
>>536642050Not even shitjeetas want to touch shitjeets for money.
Money laundering, tech is about to evaporate and what little money that's left is being moved through(kek) these holes.
>>536641276>Meet the woman using the oldest profession to make money from AI tech workers!!!WOW! Women are so innovative guys!
>knows what a GPU is>makes her able to charge $6000/hr
>>536642062The cool thing about Thailand is they have both pussy and bussy and you can pay for either or both at the same time for less than 30 min of hearing techbrohooker pee in the toilet
>>536642234to me that is so sexy, wow a girl - someone with a pussy - knows about a computer, incredible wowie I think I just ejaculated
>>536642032so this is just everyone looking the other way while knowing exactly whats happening?>sex might be impliedlmao
>>536641276>these escorts are blending intellectual rapport with intimacy, and charging a premium for the combination. You are whores, nothing more. Imagine paying thousands of dollars for sex when any of these women will gladly fuck chad for free.
>>536641276Why don't tech bros just get Chinese spy wives?
>>536641276Unfortunately this is a win for all of them. If the government gave you taxpayer money, $5000/h here or there would be nothing to you. The initial response to seeing some repulsive geek with a model is "he probably paid her to pretend". But... you can't know for certain. Pre-selection means they can get an actual gf afterwards.
>>536642606Turns out the techbros were hyperautistic chinks and jeets the whole time
>>536642606But doctor, I am pagliacci
>>536641276>$5000/hr escort>She's indianAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>536642397Sort of. But see, it being implied is key. You hire an escort because you're a gross fuck who wants sex. She decides not to fuck you. What can you do about it? Complain to the police that you thought it was prostitution?
>>536641276Techbros and most wagies are the biggest cucks alive. They literally are keeping the lights on and things running so that Chad can fuck all of the women.
>>536641276lol simps>>536641322This is good, Either you stop being an autist chudcel or you die. Evolution in action.
>>536641427Don't be a dork.
>Nvidia customers subsidise escort serviceI cannot imagine anything more cucked.
>>536641322not for chad he will be homeless and his 8 inch cannon will be a prized myth among technocrat courtesans
>>536642146How did they even reach the population of a billion
>>536641276Meh. It's not about talking nerd, or the human connection. It's about having a high enough price, that eliminates the chance of your whore having also sleeping (and catching disease) with tweakers, niggers, and such.
>>536641276>meet the tick leeching of a bigger tick
>>536641276>"As AI becomes bigger, authentic human connection will become a rarity. In the future, being able to afford human contact will be the ultimate luxury."humans are overratedthey are all selfish, ignorant, and boringI would rather talk to AI Einstein and AI Newton and AI Socrates all day, they never get bored with my questions, or think I am stupid
>>536642262>Techbrohooker
>>536642397Not really. They still get busted from time to time.
>>536642881>please, my son, he's a tick.
>economic system efficiently allocates resources>prostitution is the one of the highest earning professions nowexcuse me freemarket, what the fuck?
>>536642054Yeah we should be going to Mexico instead. Cheap flights, only 3-4 hours. Only giga incels go to SEA.
Why would anyone pay this much for pussy? Genuine question.
>>536643014The weakness of the free market is that humans, especially nerds and women, are not rational customers.
>>536641276Girls are easier than ever and some retards pay 5000 an hour to talk about gpus with them. Holy kek.
>>536642760i mean for you and me yeah probably thats how it'd go but these girls are definitely fucking the tech bros who hire them at those prices. i'd expect that if they didn't, word would spread pretty quickly and their incoming business would drop fast
>>536641276>whores who havent actually done anything in their life>if not less than the average whore who started whoring because they were broke>"sophisticated"
>>536642864Forced marriages and gang rape.
>>536641276I understand that silicon valley people are often high on their own farts, but like if they're really paying $5000 to go on a date with a slutty indian girl just because she can say the word GPU, then they might need to get themselves checked for severe brain damage.
>>536641427Fuck slags or you don't.
>>536642032
>>536641427Be an Arab or Druze
>>536643107Sales are done on emotion not logic.
>>536643206I'm saying this as an incel virgin.
>>536641276Women...
>>536642879>population that fucks hookers TOTALLY doesnt spread disease like wildfire because theres more moneyI wish I was this retarded
>>536642864Rape and arranged marriage or both.
Wait until these whores realize their competition isn't each other, it's the airlines. 300 dollars will get you a white whore for an hour in certain parts of Germany and france, and you don't have to pretend to like her. 200 in Romania.
>>536642062>thailandno need to go that far unless you are specifically looking for asian lady boys which you probably are
>>536641427you'll get the poor man's prompts and essentially have to share your "personal" AI with hundreds of thousands of other men for copy paste messages
>>536642801actually be a highly paid dork
>>536641276>'What? You know what a GPU is? Oh my God, wow."Having the tech literacy equivalent of a 1999 AOL nigger is considered impressive now?
>>536641276Wait, so this "article" is treating this like their clients are hiring them for their "conversational" skills. They are acting like "escorts" arent just fucking their clients. Jesus fucking christ I HATE how stupid fucking normies and none degens are...
>>536641477>>536643125Time for me to completely devote to trooning out, it seems. These gay tech bro nerds are all porn addicted and think it's a hot novelty, anyways, especially the idea of getting dommed by a troon. I can even talk about spergy topics because I'm literally a sperg.
>>536644214Truly the end of dignityvangelion
>>536641276why did we give women rights when they just aspire to be prostitutes anyways?
>>536641322Checked. Actaully this is just the area they're in. It's said that as economic situations deteriorate, the price of pussy goes down as more women are willing to sell their pussy to try to pay bills. Prostitution should 100% be legal. It's actually hypocritical that people push for womens rights but seldom talk about "the oldest profession". Texas even has it on the books as a FELONY to solicit prostitution...Why the fuck is the government allowed to dictate when and where a guy busts a nut? The laws of course are crafted w\ the auspice of protecting women from exploitation, but there's clearly tons of hoes that are not being exploited, and just want to exchange their body for money. There's nothing wrong w\ that at all.The alternative is forcing guys to "date" in which they are paying money over and over and jumping through hoops in hopes of getting pussy. This is the government dictating that you need to get to know a girl in order to have sex. This should be unconstitutional.
Sounds like it would be cheaper... And better ...to just take trips to the Philippines
>>536641382You missed the whole point of the article anon. They are selling a wet hole to coom in. They are selling human connection.
>>536641471You should know by now that everything is legal on your country if you apply the jewish magic word twister to it.
Its really sad that you send your child off to college to earn a good degree and they take that experience and education to become a high priced whore.
>>536641276>girls are charging thousands of dollars for being a nerd>yet all you've got to show for it is inceldom and depressionWhy even live, chudlets?
>>536644622Every parent should want their child to become more successful than them.
>>536644615Even that is gonna get competitive
>>536641322I just fuck tinder sluts it’s free and just about as risky as hookers
https://x.com/nexta_tv/status/2063735248479785026
>>536641427You pirate it.
>>536641427Sex is a commodity now, it has to be bought like everything else. Air in a can is a thing. We were warned for over a century. It's always not happening until it happens.What's easier? Making a good product people want to buy, or take away something essential from people so it can be sold to them at a premium?
>>536643202This.
>>536642829>prized myth among technocrat courtesans>allowing peasant wagiecagies to touch your manhoodvirgin goddesses only for me, whores are good but I get the ick if they've touched some faggot cagie
>>536641276Aella is literally a future Ghislaine Maxwell and nobody cares.she and a few other whores realized there's a lot of nerds in silicon valley with absurd amounts of money and decided to target them specifically.she now hosts various orgies for wealthy techbros where they can fuck young sluts and escorts from all over the world.this is exactly how someone like Epstein happens, imagine how he got started when he was younger. I predict a huge Aella scandal in the future.
>>536642397The escort can legally sue you for assault if she so pleases.What usually happens:>escort makes money from rich horny men>escort gets ready to retire at age 29>escort pick a dude she thinks she can blackmail>threatens to sue him for sexual violence and ruin his high profile career unless she gets a huge payment.>her escort career is ruined (no one is going to employ her anymore), but she can enjoy an early retirement.
>>536644452>said that as economic situations deteriorate, the price of pussy goes down as more women are willing to sell their pussy to try to pay bills.>he thinks the ruling class has deflation in mind for himpussy is a state resource and it will be inflated along with all the state resources and you will pay. enjoy your 600 dollar date night bill for two at applebees
>>536646228Bitch is public now, what agency is going to use her? Everyone who knew about Epstein knew when to stay quiet. Like all rich psychopaths he just grew too conceited
>>536641427Dating apps and good pictures with friends
>>536641276>"AI Anxiety"Weird way of spelling "their holes"
>>536641276They're getting paid that because they're hot and let nerds fuck them for money. The whole thing about human connection is cope
>>536641276How the fuck is Aella charging $6k an hour lol, that bitch is old as fuck.
>>536643348Don't worry. You are retarded.
AI Sexbots will put them out of work, amusingly
>>536646573>AI Sexbots will put them out of work, amusinglyIt is a business expense to study the whore and its nature
>>536641276Lmao humans are so pathetic. Imagine caring that much about sex
>>536641276>5k an hour We live in a world we're ever fucking prostitute are outside of the reach of your average man. Holy fucking shit we are so screwed
>>536641276How come the authorities never crack down on whores who flaunt their vagina in the open like this?
>>536641276They're not making that much, this is Jewish shilling to turn women into their whores. Whores get like $500/hr max. If they're hot enough for billionaires the max rate is aroind 1k an hour, but they'll barely be booked.
Oh wait Im guessing these are mostly door dasher tech geeks that are this desperate for sex lmao
>>536641276Why buy pussy when free pussy is already cheap and readily available?
>>536641276>Prostitutes charging huge rates for an extra ability to make conversationNietzsche proven right again. A woman's most important quality is being pleasant to talk to. Being fuckable on top of that is just icing on the cake.If you're exactly as hot as these women but all you know how to talk about is makeup and LuLuLemon, you only make $200 an hour.
>>536644615>You missed the whole point of the article anon. They are selling a wet hole to coom in. They are selling human connection.So? Sexbots will simulate all the important parts of "human connection" without the annoying parts. This article is about how whores are marketing themselves and pretending to be intelligent, a simulation. They're literally no different than a sexbot already.
>>536641276>"Posting about AI works. You'll have random Nvidia bros who are like, 'What? You know what a GPU is? Oh my God, wow."fucking fags. I know im happier with whores who only need 50 dollars worth of drugs to have me deepthroat them until they puke over and over for hours on end. Tech bros should rope.
Only a fucking tech nerd could think that some bitch scamming him with pretend crypto and AI nerd talk counts as genuine human interaction. Genuine interaction and affection from a woman is her looking up to you, feeling protected and desired, eagerly supporting you, etc. A pleasant retarded bimbo is infinitely more genuine if she looks up to you and acts as your cheerleader. Fuck nerds are the worst. Literal subhumans.
>>536641427That's the ideaYou can't.
>>536646871You sure seem real happy, anon.
>>536641427She will hit the wall and be on the street soon.
>>536646815Nah dude, 1000+ an hour is normal. Remember prostitution is only legal in like 3 places In the US, so the supply is super limited and the women can charge what ever they want.
>>536646424it's only a matter of time before one of the nerds talk or one of the girls regret it.It might take decades though, like it did with Epstein.
>>536643014Kill, de-transition, fuck, marry
>>536646957I have a cold I'm not happy at all. Least I don't pay 5000/hr for a jeet whore lmao
>>536646467shes organizing orgies with young escorts. >>536646228
>>536641276> 6000 USD for an hour of an used up whore >>536641427By force. Fuck women's rights.
>>536641427You join a strict cult and demand a virgin
>>536642223how fucking retarded are youyou think actual escorts are going to spend their money "giving back" to a service willingly?
>>536641276How did brown pussy get expensive? That shit is wildly abundant and used to be cheap as the dirt it’s colored after.
>>536641276>ai put me out of a job so I became a prostitute.Lol lmao.
>>536641276Women live life in fucking easy tutorial mode, it's nawt faaaair!!!!
>$5,000/hrJeez, how many blowjobs is that?
>spitefully basing your worldview off of news you KNOW is bullshit.
>>536647452No one stopping you from selling your holes.
>>536647541I think we are meant to find it funny. Not angering.
>>536642706underrated post
>>536647452You say this until you have to haggle with an autistic indian techbrah-min over how much money it will be to stuff two salmons in each of your holes.
>>536644615You call fucking a whore human connection? Pathetic
>>536641322
Translation: "pajeets are so ugly and hace such a terrible body odour, that I charge 6k to do it with them"
>>536647922It's all jokes and theoretical million dollars until jeet comes up with the money then gets upset when his bros can't join in despite helping contribute to the whore fund
>>536641427Rape van
>>536641631Does she need a baby? Asking for a friend
>>536646228Prosecute her for RICO like every other pimp
>>536647922This ... What a subhuman bitch... This worship of money is ridiculous... It would be funny if it hyperinflated away.
>>536641427war brides
>>536641276>authentic human connectionYeah, right, that's what they pay you for, roastie.
>>536644452The problem here is that they want more than just pussy, they want companionship and intellectual stimulation - these escorts are combining the two to be able to charge this much. You've always been able to get just pussy for pretty cheap or a little effort, and you'll always be able to, but these women are acting more like ancient muses.
>>536646228>cnc partiesWhat the hell is a cnc party? Do they fuck in a cnc machine?
>>536641276This is advertising. She's declaring her pussy is worth $5,000/hr, if anyone actually paid that to her has never been proven and if they did they're completely retarded. You could go to Japan for a week and fuck a few professional whores for 5 grand.
>>536648959Rape party but it's pretend rape until it's not (it never truly was)
>>536641276no one is paying a brown prostitute 5k a hour, i am sorry.
>>536641276
>>536641631would smash this potato-shaped lardlady (out of desperation)
>>536641276>>536641322In Ancient Greece, during Aristotle's time, prostitution was illegal, punishable by death. There was still a flourishing prostitution business, and it was noted that the most expensive whores would charge the equivalent of a citizen's entire yearly salary for a single night. Say it with me. NOTHING EVER CHANGES.
OMG WOW THEY KNOW WHAT A GPU IS!>it's so over
>>536646228most of the madames that started as whores avoid minors and blacklist those sort of clients if they even hear about them
>>536641276huh, i thought they already did this blackmail thing with Epstein, guess tech bros are fucking retards.found out he hung with moot once yesterday, troubling
>>536641427play any instrument besides bass unless you have talent then even bass.even I got laid.
>>536642962Fuckin lel
>>536641276Do these hookers see very few men each week like only 1 or 2? I think to be high end they would have to limit the amount of railing or they will become a roasting with STDs, also I imagine they require you to show them a recent std test so they don’t get inflicted with life long STDs such as herpes. If they don’t do these things then may as well just get a regular hooker
>>536641276Men are checking out of society at an alarming rate.
>>536641276I don't get it. What does prostitutes charging obscene rates have to do with AI?
>>536652106Their clients are incels with a shitload of money. Only way a client could catch anything would be from another $5000 hooker who also wants to keep milking rich virgins for money.
>>536641471Maybe consort is a better word. Or full contact a.i. consulting
>>536652277These sluts are specifically catering to AI nerds in SF who have obscene salaries and signing bonuses.
>>536641276>high-end escorts in Silicon ValleyIsn't prostitution illegal? Techfags need to be massacred.
>>536641427Fuck IDF slags. There's plenty for you.
I hope they rob and kill them too.
>>536641276look for a girl that's new to the street, give her a few fetty tabs, you're guaranteed sex and conversation. you save $5000. checkmate escorts.
>>536642775>Either you stop being an autist chudcelOnly autistic chudcels have to pay for sex though
/g/ was trying to make robo waifus as soon as they got local models but real women pretending to love you, which is the most common relationship type is way better. Because it's transactional you both know what you're are getting as well so there is no hard feelings. My guess is nerds are actually falling for these women though.
>>536641276>>"Posting about AI works. You'll have random Nvidia bros who are like, 'What? You know what a GPU is? Oh my God, wow."KEK. I hope these escorts make all tech cunts go broke.Tech cunts are a plague I hope these girls give them all AIDS
>>536641276gross
>>536642032Imagine hiring a whore to TALK lmao this generation is lost
>>536641276Nope not true, theyre either eating shit and piss, or have a 12 year old friend who also participates for that much money. Its pedo stuff.
American society is evil and satanic
That's crazy. I mostly pay for hoes to put my dick in them, I don't want them to discuss work topics. There is always a good selection of premium asians and the going rate is about $300-$400/hour
>>536641427If you're poor, don't go after escorts. Even outside of silicon valley, you can expect them to charge $300 an hour or more. Instead, focus on girls who aren't getting much sexual attention.
>>536641471Illegal, but it's a misdemeanor and different states enforce it differently. >>536642032They're basically all prostitutes. Escort is just what they say to give themselves plausible deniability.
>>536642397Its all about giving women maximum power over any situation to fuck over men.
>>536641276This article is full of shit.https://tryst.link/escort/charlielevineThis girl is not even in SF.https://tryst.link/escort/adahopperThis girl is but she has unimpressive fake tits.Meida Marek or whatever seems decent. But overpriced and pretentious.
>>536653890that's just sad
>>536642079This gives me an existential crisis
>>536654324First one doesn't even post her fucking rates.
>>536641276China number 1
>>536642032So basically, escorts are the cuck version of prostitutes.>paying to TALK to a femoidPathetic.
>>536643014Were just not allowed to let the free market allocate those resources because retards gave women rights.
>>536641276I bet they are all Indian because they are so coding and techs and CEO high class breeds..
>>536654984Through history, high end prostitutes were prized for conversational skills all over the world. This isn't some new thing anon, and you aren't somehow superior for your "a hole is a hole" approach.
daddys sloppy seconds lmao
This is why the redpill is a scam. These guys are "high value men" but because they're still loser incel DORKS women don't like them. They are more than willing to throw all their money away on them because they realize that they'd rather be loved and desired by women than be "rich"
