legitimate reasons only
>>536644512anytime they want to
Crying is actually nice. I cry evrytiem
>>536644512my ex brags online about how sensitive her new boyfriend is because he cries over gay shows. meanwhile i cried over my best friend hanging himself and leaving behind a 2yo son and she looked at me like i was a disgusting freak. when i cried because she was financially abusing me she didnt give a shit anymore
>>536644663her new boyfriend sounds hot
>>536644663jesus. if you're like this all the time i'd leave you too.cry baby bitch boy
>>536644512Crying is for trannies and women
Yo nigguh. We bussin.
>>536644512Japan deserved the nukes and got off easy considering only two towns got hit, I watch this shit and laugh
>>536644512>japanese rape monkeys get what they deserve after chimping out >>536644663>because she was financially abusing mehow?
>>536644663how much did you get mine got nothing and for 15 years now she's trying to find something that hurts me.
>>536644868It's actually a great movie that every asshole in it is a ''normal'' jap
>>536645010*how much did she get
>>536644512never
>>536644512>men allowed toLol. Men police each other over silly things. The two biggest, and more consequential, are: mocking other men for having ugly/chubby gfs, and mocking each other for daring to express an emotion that isn't lust or lust related.
>>536644512when you followup with mass killings like Ichi the Killerotherwise, when you are alone or amongst brothers in a time of grief.thats it.destroy your enemiessee them driven before youand hear the lamentations of their women.that is all you need to be a man in this worldtake the mighty, and bring them to thwir kneestake the wicked, and show them there is no place to hidetake the devil, and show him that he was just keeping your seat warm all these millenia
>>536644512Passing a kidney stone in the work bathroom.
>>536645619based
>>5366445122 nukes weren't enough
>>536644512all the time crying.
>>536644512Bro I haven't watched that anime because I almost cried just reading the fucking plot summary. Same with Hachiko.
>>536644512Men are only allowed to cry when we are alone.IF you have a woman and she sees you cry, she will get the ick and run away to have sex with all of your best friends and your father and your worst enemy, to punish you for having emotions. Women say "oh look at the little piss baby crying, I'll give you something to cry about."
>crying from sorrowcringe>crying from remembrance of why it is sorrowfulbased
I used to cry a lot but now that I started working out heavily, I physically can’t cry anymore. It’s like the spike in testosterone just turned off the emotional response part of my brain. You should try it.
>>536644512when you give up on ever having a gf
>>536644512In front of women?At their grave.In every other scenario a big NO
>>536646508lol true
>>536644512When my son died I wept profusely. Absolute anguish that I eventually controlled to console his mother who needed me to be strong.
>>536644512>when you realise what's inside the sweets tin
>>536644868Kike
>>536644512
>>536646508sadbut true
>>536647781goodbye grape-kunthat was almost a decade ago and still no closer to real
>>536644512For me its the ending of the film Oh what a lovely war, makes me cry like a bitch every time.
last time I cried because gf cucked mebefore that because my dog died
When you finally end the life of the tyrant thats been abusing your people
>>536644512Penis inspection day at school
>>536644512Only life and death changes within your immediate family. Probably never outright sobbing unless your child dies, and maybe some tears after a child is born or a parent/sibling/wife dies.Honestly don't blame women for getting the ick over anything beyond that.
>>536644741>>536644742troons please. behave yourselves, this is a thread for real men not a playpen for affirming your twisted delusions.
I get embaressed if i cry. i wish i could open up and just feel things
While Americans were eating steak and hamburgers back home, we were in a situation where we could barely afford to buy the children single can of candy.And they proud victory on us like are you being serious right there
my dad made it out of a fairly invasive shoulder/spine surgery he was worried about , 2nd round because first didn’t take, this am and i teared up a bit hearing there were no complications
>>536644512I cried when my daughter was born.
>>536644512then the government kidnaps his kids, a man can either cry about it or assassinate the judge
>>536644663but, if you dont let her financially abuse you, she can go to a judge and get a restraining order against you for financial abuse that forces you to give her your money or else you go to jail
>>536644512Why would anyone cry at Japs dying
>>536644512Cry alone or if necessary another man. Women and children don't have the equipment to process seeing it if they're dependent on you. Women especially. They confuse their tendency to have a 1000 feelings a day as depth, but it's just brief reactive clips of happy sad scared and mad. Anytime they encounter more intense or more complicated ones in a man they just assume it's weakness/sad or loss of control/anger.
>>536644512>when are men allowed to crywhen cutting onions.
>>536644512Guess when your parents die?
>>536644512When drunk and remembering lost comrades/family but, not like waaa waaa sob crying like a woman but,ahhhh fuckkkk angry with tears
>>536644512“Think of those hundreds of thousands who set out with hearts full of faith in their Fatherland, and never returned; ought not their graves to open, so that the spirits of those heroes bespattered with mud and blood might come home and take vengeance on those who had so despicably betrayed the greatest sacrifice which a man can make for his country? Was it for this that the soldiers died in August and September 1914, for this that the volunteer regiments followed their older comrades in the autumn of the same year? Was it for this that those boys of seventeen years of age were mingled with the earth of Flanders? Was this the reason for the sacrifice which German mothers made for their Fatherland when, with heavy hearts, they said good-bye to their sons, who never returned? Had all this been done in order to enable a gang of despicable criminals to lay hands on the Fatherland? Was this, then, what the German soldier struggled for through sweltering heat and blinding snowstorm, enduring hunger and thirst and cold, fatigued from sleepless nights and endless marches? Was it for this that he lived through an inferno of artillery bombardments, lay gasping and choking during gas-attacks, neither flinching nor faltering, remembering only that it was his duty to defend the Fatherland against the enemy? Certainly those heroes also deserved the epitaph: “Traveller, when you come to Germany, tell the mother country that we lie here, true to the Fatherland and faithful unto death.” And at home? But—was this the only sacrifice that we had to consider? Was the Germany of the past a country of little worth? Did she not owe a certain duty to her own history? Were we still worthy to partake in the glory of the past? How could we justify this act to future generations? What a gang of despicable and depraved criminals!”Adolf Hitler, Mein Kampf, 1925/26, Stalag Edition
>>536652814german original:„Mußten sich nicht die Gräber all der Hunderttausende öffnen, die im Glauben an das Vaterland einst hinausgezogen waren, um niemals wiederzukehren? Mußten sie sich nicht öffnen und die stummen, schlamm- und blutbedeckten Helden als Rachegeister in die Heimat senden, die sie um das höchste Opfer, das auf dieser Welt der Mann seinem Volke zu bringen vermag, so hohnvoll betrogen hatte? Waren sie dafür gestorben, die Soldaten des August und September 1914, zogen dafür die Freiwilligen Regimenter im Herbst desselben Jahres den alten Kameraden nach? Sanken dafür diese Knaben von siebzehn Jahren in die flandrische Erde? War dies der Sinn des Opfers, das die deutsche Mutter dem Vaterlande darbrachte, als sie mit wehem Herzen die liebsten Jungen damals ziehen ließ, um sie niemals wiederzusehen? Geschah dies alles dafür, daß nun ein Haufen elender Verbrecher die Hand an das Vaterland zu legen vermochte? Hatte also dafür der deutsche Soldat im Sonnenbrand und Schneesturm hungernd, dürstend und frierend, müde von schlaflosen Nächten und endlosen Märschen ausgeharrt? Hatte er dafür in der Hölle des Trommelfeuers und im Fieber das Gaskampfes gelegen, ohne zu weichen, immer eingedenk der einzigen Pflicht, das Vaterland vor dem Einfall des Feindes zu bewahren? Wahrlich, auch diese Helden verdienten einen Stein: „Wanderer, der du nach Deutschland kommst, melde der Heimat, daß wir hier liegen, treu dem Vaterlande und gehorsam der Pflicht.“ Und die Heimat – ? Allein – war es nur das einzige Opfer, das wir zu wägen hatten? War das vergangene Deutschland weniger wert? Gab es nicht auch einer Verpflichtung der eigenen Geschichte gegenüber? Waren wir noch wert, den Ruhm der Vergangenheit auch auf uns zu beziehen? Wie aber war diese Tat der Zukunft zur Rechtfertigung zu unterbreiten? Elende und verkommene Verbrecher!“Adolf Hitler, Mein Kampf, 1925/26
>>536644512That anime was brutal.
IDC, pic rel never fail to put tears in my eyes since I was a kid.
>>536644512when I broke my arm in two I was just shouting in rage my eyes tear up only when I listen to a special song or read some mindblowing stuff
Never around a woman you are fucking regardless of situation. Had 2 different women cheat because I made the mistake of crying at my moms and sisters funeral and they noticed it as a moment of weakness.
I cry when I'm around stinky shitskins and the smell is so bad it makes my eyes water
>>536651911because we're actually human, unlike you filthy obese shitskins. keep spinning that dreidel you shabbos goy faggot, nobody's impressed.
>>536644663can I get the bf's socs? if he's actually gay I'd like to fuck him, I'm a bit of a dacryphiliac. I'll fuck him till he cries, and I'll show you too...How is the former 2yo doing, bro?
>>536653085Im sure THAT was the reason why they cheated lol
>>536653091true! also when it's really cold and the wind blows in my eyes, I feel embarrassed if anyone sees even though there is literally fuck all I could do besides wearing snowboarding goggles while walking around downtown, which would be more embarrassing. catch 22s man.
>>536644512very few times, and the locations are even less than the amount of times permitted.deathloss of limbsextreme overwhelming pain (limited)and locations aregraveyardin bedroomin caralmost exclusively always in private, prefferably never around women, since they will use that as a vector of attack.never show weakness around women, even the women you love, they are always looking for an entry point for that dagger they carry.
>>536653085>>536653085Lol. imagine believing this. no woman will cheat because you cry at your mum's funeral.. you just copied the other lair who claims his fictional friend hung himself and left a fictional 2 year old behind and his fictional gf was disgusted.
>>536645619lol>you will be driven from before me>your women will be too busy being slaughtered to lament>you will be brought to your knees>you will be driven to the ends of the world, without a place to hide>you will be deposed of your positionlol, sucks to be white peoplei've never run, btwi hope you can say the same.
>>536653508what if I'm railing a dude and he's crying, except we're in a forrest
>>536647781>>536647935he had good tase
>>536644512Only bitches cry.
>>536653673you'll both be executed upon discoverythe age of faggot tolerance is over
>>536653777okay, but only becuz of the trips
>>536644512Whenever they want. If you allow other people to choose what you are allowed to do, you are a slave.
>>536644512My mom died last month, I cried. It felt that I was dying myself
>>536653115>because we're actually humanAnd Japs aren't
>>536654104only a sikh deals in absolutes.
The bridge to Terabithia (or whatever)and fuck this
>>536654027Sorry to hear that anon. My mom died like 7 years ago and I still tear up once and awhile thinking about her. She's in a better place though.
>>536653629Hanged himself, my good sir.
>>536646298Fuck thatI camped out for 2 days and scared the living poop out of anyone/thing within earshot of my screamsGo easy on black tea and excess calcium anons
>>536654027Oh anon. I wish you well, mate.
>>536644512the ending of airbud
>>536651502Based
>>536644512Plague dogs is way sadder than GotFF, wrecked me for a number of weeks. Similar vibes to the Crossing by Mccarthy which also hurt my soul
>>536648509do you live in stuttgart perchance?
>>536654489>empathises more with dogs than childrenyup, it's a foids opinion. in the bin it goes
>>536644512Never, you gotta let that cortisol build up in your cerebrospinal fluid goy. Don't want you thinking too clearly now, or you might realize how fucked you actually are and who's fucking you over.
guys ... what about crying in front of your mother? it's not dangerous.But should you do it?
>>536654577Lol sorry anon you know theyre both cartoons right? Theyre not anything but an idea and plague dogs covers more touchy topics in a more nuanced way
>>536644512>some jap propaganda movieI'm glad we nuked them.
I cry when praying. That's about it.
>>536653115They lost because they were weak
>>536644512I'm unable to cry anymore
>>536654104what part of 'shut the fuck up you subhuman piece of nigger shit' did you not understand you fucking faggot ass little kike? get the fuck off the motherfuckin board you cocksucking piece of fucking faggot pedophile jewish shit. you're a fucking incel, bitch. fuck you.
>>536654393At least the ending was optimistic and happy, Texhnolize and Lain was just misery.
>>536654970LMAO. Christcuck.
I’m so used to seeing people die that the last time I found someone dead the shock made me fucking laugh. I hate this.
Never
>>536647781>>536647935>>536654393And now i'm sad.
When you're alone
>>536644928>how?trapped me in a lease. we moved in and she refused to pay then announced she wanted to stop working altogether because i could (according to her) afford it. we weren't even married.at one point i started having chest pains due to stress and she refused to drive me to the hospital because she didn't want to lose her good parking spot>>536645010>>536645086she got nothing in terms of money but got to live rent-free for a while>>536653133>How is the former 2yo doing, bro?i don't know. my friend's wife got admitted to a psych ward then acted very weird at the funeral, like a little girl, pretending he was still alive. both sets of parents were at the funeral and they took her somewhere. she basically disappeared.i was the last person he talked to and he called me after work telling me how exhausted he was and how crazy his wife was acting.
>>536653629>fictionalfuck you ahmedsorry you lived a charmed life raping everything you see
>>536657551what tf is wrong with femaleswhy did he do it though
>>536654360Ha, sorry bro. I never had to pass one, but I witnessed an older gentleman I worked with pass one at work, he screamed too, people went in asking what was wrong, he screamed at them to get out, the boss went in, he came back out and told everybody to get back to work, then the guy came out about 20 minutes later, looking like he had just run a marathon, he was fucking SOAKED and DRIPPING with sweat, had drool in his beard, tears streaming down his face, and he just walked past everybody, didn't say a word, and drove home.We went into the bathroom afterwards and looked in the stall and I fucking shit you not, the railing inside the stall, made out of STEEL, had the imprint of his hand on it, we could even see where his wedding ring was, he fucking BENT STEEL into the shape of his hand.
>>536658244I read this without first reading what you were replying to and I assumed that the old dude just took a massive shit. Thank you for inadvertently making me laugh, anon. I really needed that today XD
>>536644512Men don’t ask permission, pussy
>>536657924>why did he do it thoughSometimes good people do strange things, we may never know why they do some stuff
>>536644512Nah not this. That's insane.
>>536644512I am crying because, I do not have a radiation suit; because I am upset about the phone towers emitting radiation all the time, but they do not want to sell radiation suits there in the store, but they sell dumb shirts and pants and regular clothes.
When I enter a store, I expect them to be selling radiation suits.
>>536644512When they visit a holocaust museumCrying at any other occasion is inappropriate
>>536644512when thinking bout beans
>>536658878I;m thinking about thos Beans
>>536659047
>>5366445121. when mom dies.2. when you pay your taxes.
>>536657924>>536658602>why did he do it thoughbased on everything i observed and what he told me, i strongly suspect his wife has BPD with strong NPD characteristics. Cluster B personality disorders are no joke
>>536644512when I give them a knuckle sandwich
>>536658791only non antisemetic reply
>>536644512Never cry in front of women, period, no matter how right it feels, or if she told you it's ok to cry, or whether or not you think you should be able to, just don't do it. Cry alone and cry when grieving together with trusted brothers. Don't let any man who's loyalty you haven't already won ever let you see you cry. I'm not saying not to cry, that would be psychopathic, but you have to understand that there's a very slim window and number of people you can cry in front of without devastating social consequences. It isn't fair, but it's the brutality of nature and there's no way to vote your way out of it. You just have to embrace it. Something I find very therapeutic is to induce crying in private time by searching for something i find very beautiful, a song, a film, a Hitler speech, a passage from a novel, etc. Crying over beauty is one of life's great pleasures, and it's a good way to get the repressed tears out over something beautiful rather than something sad, this way you have the emotional energy and discipline to suppress crying when you need to by giving yourself a regular outlet for emotional release.
>>536659678I cry at holocaust museums because it didn't happen
>>536653938shut up fag
>>536644512Men are allowed to cry but they have to get angry and throw a violent physical tantrum.>>536644663If this guy would’ve smashed some shit in a fit of rage like in her shitty Netflix shows, she would’ve been okay with him crying over the death of his friend. Remember, women can forgive but they won’t forget. You must project strength even in moments of anguish. Even if you have to act out like a nigger.
