>Stolas will help m-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>536651137>make pact with gay owl demon>gets fuckedSeriously, what was he expecting?
Damn he really got up, down, left, right, and the whole 9 yards syndrome
>>536651374to be like king solomon
>>536651137Is he missing teeth now?No judgement. How time does fly.
>>536651374doesn't Stolas help you find gems and shit?how is that useful?
Styx gets honorary free ads on /pol/.
>>536652963>Is he missing teeth now?he threatened one of his sugar mommas with a sword and she punched him. Why didnt stolas save him?
>>536653004Seems gemmy af
>>536651137Gaming Laptop Status?
>>536653154ALIENWARED
Why did all right wing jewtubers fell off hard?
>STOLLEEE ASSSSS>STOLEEEEEE ASSSSSSSSthis is a True Trump Trooperceeyaaah claaankas
This is what you get for denouncing Satanism. The Dark Lord giveth and The Dark Lord taketh away.
>>536653272The price of being a migger
>>536651137What the heck happened to Styx?
>>536655498He never got that gaming laptop stolas promised him
>>536654726its the alcohol you dumb fuck
I refuse to believe alcohol alone fucked him up that bad. Styx had to be taking meth or something
>>536656595He's an alcoholic to cope with being a bigger. He lives life on copium.
>>536656630Yeah late stage alcoholics have hypertension in the face and bloated midsection, even if they aren't fat, due to pickled livers. Styx doesn't have any of the visible symptoms of long-term alcoholism if alcohol is the only substance he's been struggling with.
>>536656630Definitely more at play than alcohol here, he's just lying because it would look worse to say he's smoking that black tar or meth.
>>536651137we should pray for him
>>536659492this, include him in your personal prayers.
>>536651137>AAAAHHHHHHHHH SAVE ME FROM THIS HELL-HOLE AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LIVING HERE IS TORTURE
>>536658191Dishonesty is an integral part of addiction.
All these legacy characters will likely be dead within 5 years.Feels bad man.
>>536659492pray that he's put out of his retarded misery. he's done all this to himself and he deserves everything he gets
>>536659844>mixing a white russian in his mouthEfficiency from the ralphamale.
>>536651137He should have picked Paimon. Owl fags btfo
>>536659844FIVE STAR DAAAAYYYYYYYYYS BISH
>>536659730ermm what the sigma?
>>536659844I'm tyred bwass
>>536661330>ermmnigger
>>536661907smegma male detected
post the laptop healed meme.
>>536651137>worship a literal demon>surely nothing will go wrong in my life, right?
>>536651137ah perfect time to talk about magic with other high spiritual caste individuals
>>536662034Again the nigger ooks.
>>536653049stolas probably thinks hes a fag
>>536656778He's actually more of a smaller
>>536662317He was doing like blood ritual shit with it as well. DO NOT REDEEM THE STOLAS BLOOD CONTRACT ANONS.I think his unironic only option is to pray to god and beg to be saved from stolas but I dont think he'll ever do it
>>536651137Go run some Styx videos on mute in the background so we can keep this nigger fed.
>>536651374Honestly, he was very aware before the pact so it is what it is.
>>536662964This, i mean again what was he expecting?
I appreciate a good gossip, but these Styx threads have gotten too repetitive.We should at least wait for new drama.
>>536663073He just spend all his youtube earnings on rum
>>536651137Bros he's not looking well.
>>536664124You know he’s on a delusional downward spiral when he’s in this state and he keeps posting instead of going offline and pulling his life back together. 0 self awareness.
>>536664124Styx is an obvious addict of some kind and even if he stops he is a wanted man. What an absolute shit show.
>>536659730He lives in New England last I heard.
>>536659730Kankerdam?
Are those teeth fixable?
>>536664539he's now staying with some retarded girl in brooklyn because he has warrants out of vermont and louisiana for various domestic violence charges. the house he's in is slated to go up for auction for unpaid taxes or utility bills. assuming he doesn't get picked up between now and then idk what he'll do after it gets seized by the city.i wonder if he ever has moments of lucidity where it dawns on him that he's ruined his life. or maybe he's so wet brained that none of it sinks in
Damn, Ghost really did a number on him
>>536664967I liked Styx back in like 2016 but I started to realize he was retarded after he gave up on repairing his laptop and wanted an Alienware and then couldn't figure out how to use his new laptop.
At least if he worshiped the Indian Shiva demon she would have killed him with electricity way faster
>>536656630It doesnt have to be much of anything, some people are all just all flash no fire and their lives will become a trashfire the second they run into some obstacle or inconvenience styx is clearly the "smart" guy who can eloquently talk and swindle others at first appearances but has no ability to functionally live or meet obligations with work, saving money, having a routine, etc etc. There are many people like this
>>536656630he got hooked on the weed in holland and it spiraled from there
>>536651137I've always said it - long hair never looks good on men.
>>536664539when he lived in Amsterdam, his life was relatively normal and he was building a family.he couldnt cut out the drugs and acted like living in Amsterdam was the worst fate possible for him, with excuses like "i cant speak to anyone" despite there being an insanely high English-speaking proficiency there, on top of him never leaving his house anyways.he had a wife and a newborn child.all he had to do was start up the camera, regurgitate fox news migger talking points, and collect a paycheck.but the drugs and alcohol and stolas-worship were too enticing for him.
>>536665621He let his hair grow as a statement of masculinity, but projected from bye gone eras, when aristocrats could afford to care for long hair, while peasants had to cut as to not get flees and dirt in it.
>>536665689nigger
You know what makes me have zero sympathy for him… the fact that he has the balls to bring girls into that garbage fucking house while dressed as jack sparrow. and then he has the balls to dom them. average poltard is wayyyyy too anxious and kind and self-conscious to do that…he almost operates like a left-wing pussy hound. could have been dangerous with a normal face.
>>536664941With a $8000 implant/veneer.
>>536656630He worships a demon, Anon.
>>536651137It's unfortunate that his phrase "linguistic warfare" (pilpul, as we know it) never caught on. It's one of the greatest tools jews wield against normies and I see influencers like Charlie and Asmongold struggle to describe it all the time and obviously they can't use "pilpul". It's impossible to fight against something you cannot name.
>>536653239Crazy to think that old Aurora would be smoked by a Switch 2.>>536665845I lost sympathy for him when he left his beautiful wife and daughter to go pork slam pigs in his parent's basement.
>>536664124Maybe he needs to make a pact with whatever demon is in charge of dentistry. Stolas is clearly not /ourguy/.
>>536651137>>536651374Qrd?
>>536669202Styx openly worshipped and made a pact with a demon from 'the lesser key of solomon' and is now paying the price.
based styx living happy life and you guys are just jealous
>>536669202Stolas has the rank of Prince and is one of Solomons 72 demons.
>>536652963
>>536653004Helps you 100% the Crash Bandicoot games.
>>536651137the fact that this degenerate was allowed to own firearms is great
He's funny
>>536651137Bruh, those toe nails
>Styx: *summons Stolas*>Stolas: What do you want?>Styx: Lets make a deal. I must warn you though, I'm a shrewd Satanist and master magician.>Stolas: What do you desire?>Styx: I want to become a rich and famous e-celeb who owns a gaming laptop>Stolas: My thing is astronomy and precious stones though. This is like hiring a dentist to fix a car.>Styx: Thats fine.
>>536653272Styx is a massive alcoholic and drug addict. Not that I care but the dude is such a huge mess. He really needs to get a normal job. Hard to believe he's been doing it what 15 years and hasn't succeeded? Is he still begging for gibs for a 'new laptop'?
>>536671707Lol well certainly not after his gun charge conviction, it'll be illegal for him to even be in the same room as a firearm.
>>536665481Spot on
Who outlives who, Styx or Quarterplanet?
>>536651137I want to thank styx for pushing me into drinking spirits just on the weekends, no more 7 day boozing.
>>536672396>his gun charge convictionqrd?
>>536664124He looks like he sucks demon cock
>>536672867he held a man at musket point and made him drink pee from the captain's hat.
All this laptop talk and no one's posted the picture
>>536672328>massive alcoholic and drug addictHow do you know this. Haven't watched in a few years but I never got indications of that. He just seemed like a fucking weirdo.
>>536651137I gave up on that guy after he broke with that blonde woman.What happened to him since? Just by looking at him I can see he's seen some shit.Anyone have a QRD?
>>536664124Impressive physique.
>>536651137This whole thread is all that I have prayed against inside and out all my prayers, subjects and stipulations inside and out most of all.
>>536672307Made me chuckle a bit
>>536671313Is it higher than the Jewish demons?
>>536651137What's going on with ole Styx?
>>536672307Kek
>>536672556Who is the demon of cuckoldry?
>>536659492Agreed. Dear Heavenly Father, please turn Tarl away from this reckless, doomed path and encourage him to denounce taking credit for that DA's suicide by using black magic rituals. Amen!
>>536672328He seems to break his laptop every month and says he needs to buy a new one to stream
>>536663073It's not too late to turn it around Styx. Eh actually it probably is, never mind.
>>536651137>StolasNigga, ayo. There's other infernals to invoke if you need health
>>536651137Is this guy still around? I watched him around 2016 but it seems like he never evolved pass the libertarian phase. Anyone who looks at this long enough realizes that:1.) Some drugs absolutely are no benefit to society (meth, fent, heroin, oxy)2.) The general public is way too stupid to practice self control 3.) Libertarianism itself is a self defeating ideology, and would only work in a pure White high trust society anyway4.) The libertarian party is garbage and wants open borders and trannies5.) jewish influence destroys a society by design and cannot be tolerated even a little bit, more freedumb (for them) makes the problem worseAnyone with half a brain grew out of that druggie phase and became NatSoc to get rid of the jewish influence
>>536651137help me Stolas I'm homeless on the run from the law and missing a front chopper
>>536672556TQ is a modern science experiment of every chemical ever made stuffed into one meat sack
>>536664124Is this achievable natty
>>53667734010 sets of boozin15 sets of smokin5 sets of baby momma sparring3 times a week.
>>536651137I know he was trying to be a Pirate, but that is no reason to have an entire cutlass growing off that big toe.
>>536664967He has those moments, but then throws a childish tantrum. You know he's getting close when he posts in all caps, "I refuse to grow up."
>>536651137YARRRR ME HEARTIES, TYRONE PLUNDERED ME BOOTY!
>>536651137Occult tip for occult newfags. NEVER agree to pacts or Worship. Both are forms of soul enslavement to keep you trapped in the 3d Demiurgy.The trick is to decide what abstract ideals your soul wishes to fulfill and offer gratitude for those that support you on the path, refusing to compromise along the way. Esoteric Autism.
>>536651137Styxhexenhammer666 is obsessed with free gaming laptops and devising schemes to fool people into sending him enormous donations and weekly tithes for his "Salvation Laptop Fund" which he uses to buy more expensive gaming laptops. He's running a big scam operation to fool all of you into sending him your life savings to buy yourself a place on his so-called "Salvation Laptop". In reality Styx will just type your name onto a list which he saves as a Word document on his "magical" laptop, that's your "place of salvation". He will then use your money to buy himself even more expensive gaming laptops that he'll play on his luxury yacht and private jet while plotting to rule the world through his laptop scam.Styx Laptop pledge drive:https://archive.org/details/youtube-xQNVgo5h-D4>Petition to make Styx get a jobhttps://web.archive.org/web/20191218064242/https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/make-styxhexenhammer666-get-job▶ Styx boasts about his "tech skills" but doesn't know how to transfer the data from his HDD▶ Keeps replacing his microphones because the volume is always terrible (he doesn't know how to adjust it)▶ He fails to properly install his Logitech peripherals on his other laptop and thinks they don't work simply because his other laptop is "too old" to work with Logitech software
>>536657838>bloated midsection
how did he fumble the pale blond chick? I would have roped immediately after that
>>536677832Thats literally why the Bible said "Dont make strange oaths.", its referring to "spiritual pacts" that will eventually be used against you.
>>536673242>Anyone have a QRD?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMNaUmkzLzw
>>536679255Thanks anon! What a fucking mess.
>>536679255Thats the fatso who knocked his tooth out.
>>536651137You wanna know what's funny. In January of 2024 he said on Twitter that he signed a new pact with Stolas. Shortly after that he abandoned his wife and child in the Netherlands and moved back to USA. He started drinking again, when he had been sober for years. Then he got together with a BPD chick who got him in Jail where he was jailhouse rocked and made him a felon. And now he's on the run from the law because he has even more charges.It can all be traced back to when he signed the new pact. Very good pact with Stolas man very good pact.
>>536680481
STYX! Get some help,buddy!
>>536679255If Styx missed court and is hiding in the Bronx couldn't a bounty hunter grab him?
>>536681245Well, yeah. But how much bounty could be collected for a guy who threw a cellphone at his girlmate? Also he'd have to face the wrath of Styx's uncanny powers.
>>536659875I don’t dislike Ethan Ralph and I (strongly believe that I) hope he lives a long life but fucking kek though
I get actually sad when I see his videos pop up in my feed and I don't watch them. He's fallen off so hard. I almost wish he'd just go do his time in prison, get clean, get some job training, maybe take some time to read and think for a bit, then come back and actually make good content again. Rather than... whatever the hell this is. He hasn't really analyzed a poll since literally 2016. All he does is regurgitate what he heard on TV and some vibes now.I'm so glad I went to rehab early and I've been sober almost seven years now. Booze just totally ain't worth it.
>>536677832>the radical concept that maybe making deals with the devil is a bad idea
>>536682089
>>536655498He jumped on the Trump grift circa 2015 or 16 and it was just inevitable.
>>536664124>john lennon maxxxingnot bad
>>536677832>footprints are literally the wrong directionlmao
>>536680481Fucking Stolas always does this, he should have known
>>536685033Maybe he was walking backwards to try and confuse the crowd, then turned around for the photo. Did you think of that? Also those are pawprints, not footprints, IDIOT.
>>536685876lol, nice comeback!
>>536674720I don't know, summoning demons to fix demon induced health issues seems like taking a loan to pay a loan, and demons love usury.
>>536681059>a cat is fine too
>>536686800You're right, but my point was just that Stolas is not the appropriate choice for this
>>536671668lol
With nothing left to lose, I sure wish he would murder Asmongold and Fuentes for clicks
>>536669751not even a succubuswell no wonder thenalso that demon looks retarded
>>536651137Styx feels like a lesson against dealing with the devil.
>>536656630Yeah, he’s looking like a Motel 6 meth whore.
