Skirt>keeps your balls cool, optimizing testosterone and sperm productionPants>crushes your junk and traps in heatA good kilt will be made of wool, a natural fiber that doesn't poison you. Meanwhile, your typical jogger pants or chinos are at least 50% plastic, known to reduct fertility.
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>>536651397pants give you pockets and protection from brush
>>crushes your junk and traps in heatStop buying tight pants for women, retard.Oh that's right, it's your legs that are too thick, fucking mutt. nvm
>>536651582Excuse me monsieur, your mother is being raped by an Algerian. Do you really have time to be in 4chan right now?
>>536651802>being this salty that you're too fat to rape anyonelulz
SCOTLAND IS NOT A REAL COUNTRY YOU ARE AN ENGLISHMAN WITH A DRESS
>>536652519You know why it's a "Kilt"?Cause I KILT the last numpty that cried it a DRESS.
