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i recently engaged a female in conversation and social interaction over a number of weeks and recently successfully completed vaginal sexual relations which she deemed enjoyable. It is my firm belief this is scientifically reproducable across all healthy individuals, and have thus formed and now declare a three part strategy (Talk, Date, Sex) to aid anons in their endeavours. Moreover I intend to repeat this program in the future, either with the aforementioned female, or with others. It is powerful, indeed.
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>>536659109
then bro woke up with his wet hand
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>>536659109
based if you're indian cringe if not
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>>536659183
Onanism is a self defeating activity, anon; some religions consider it a sin. It is, in theory and fact, antithetical to the so-called ‘pursuit of pussy.” (I use the Chad linguistic, after observation)
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>>536659109
Excellent moving out of your comfort zone is important. Give your arm a break.
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>>536659109
I reject your hypothesis, anon
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>>536659109
utter lies made by a madman
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>>536659109
Take your meds I'm worried about you anon.
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It really is. There's an entire dating app made for you.
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How's her foot game
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>>536659109
Every time you enter a pussy your IQ decreases by 1 point btw be careful I know many that have become retarded this way
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>>536660706
Damn I definitely want an autistic hookup
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> Talk, Date, Sex
Retard. With modern women it has to go:
> Talk, Sex, Date
or
> Sex, Talk, Date
You don’t date these girls before you fuck them. You should be fucking them within 3 meetings.
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>>536659109
you just ask them their names and leer at them uncomfortably long and then tell them to come with you
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>>536660731
She doesn’t play soccer. Though I imagine any that do would enjoy conversing about the World Cup.
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>>536660806
thats too long even, you need to immediately try to fuck them, you should be trying to fuck them within three texts/messages
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>>536659109
>successfully completed complete vaginal sexual relations
a-anon...she just stole your understanding, blinding your left eye and bound you a path of death.
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>>536659109
I do not believe you but we must celebrate regardless. Let us go to the establishment that serves alcoholic beverages and play a game of hit the ball in the hole.
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>>536660806
>>536660920
If she even lays eyes on you before you have penetrated her, it's over for you boyo
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>>536659109
Sex is alright with an enthusiastic woman. Unfortunately, most of the enthusiastic women are damaged goods.

It's better to avoid them all together.
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>>536659109
If she's that easy you need to wonder how many men she has been with.
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>>536660889
That not what that means...some broads like their feet played with. Offer foot rub, then ask questions...she'll tell you.



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