Landlords and mortgage jews hate this one simple trick
>>536661328You owe me rent thats my land.
>>536661328>just live in a tent bro
>>536661328Anyone else ever spend time looking at those small house designs and whatnot? Couple of em are real neat.
You're still overcomplicating it
>>536661328There's 3-4 aussie anons who have hobomaxxed, started in tents in the middle of nowhere and built themselves houses and shit from hard rubbish and junk from the tip.Only one is a full squatter as far as I know though, the rest just bought worthless land in the middle of fucking nowhere.
>>536661517The Tesla mini house looks cool .They listen to everything you say and turn the house off if it hears you say "nigger" though
>>536661328You forget not every country has the 'right to roam' law.
>>536661328Tents fucking suck.Get an inflatable house.
>>536661328>No running water>No heat in winter, AC in summer>Can get your shit stolen at any time because it's a cloth tent>Can get kicked off and arrested for trespassing on landI think it's funny how you fucks who have never camped a day in your life think a tent is some kind of life hack
>>536661328>Cryptids love this one simple trick
>>536661328Hey bros what’s the best way to find shrooms in my area
I often think about buying an RV, parking it in the corner of my yard, and living out of it while I rent out my house.
>>536661776A little Waltzing Matilda, eh, ya cunt dog?
>>536661328Silly Norwegian, you have to own or lease the land to place a tent on it without being driven off or arrested, and if you own the land then you must pay property taxes on it in every state that isn't Michigan or Florida.
>>536661991Foraging for plants and shrooms especially is the dumbest thing ever. There was some hippie guy on Leddit recently that accidentally ate a bunch of poison hemlock because he thought it was wild carrot. He miraculously survived somehow, but if you did that you’d die for sure. I also knew a guy who ended up in the hospital ER because he ate some mushroom he thought was safe. These things are trying to kill yoj and it’s just fucking retarded to go foraging for them unless you’re an expert. Vegans love to ignore how dangerous plants are and how totally safe meat is.
>>536661328>dude just be homeless bro
NY here. Am about to buy a hightop ford camper van. Plan on living in a few spots the walmart parking lot/back of my local bar/American Legion post. Somebody said the diesel engines were not good in those models and I should just go with gasoline. Plan to move to Florida so I can live vanlife until I buy some property. Maybe Punta Gorda.
>>536661328lmao, a cuck tent? take the chad log cabin pill
>>536662138>just feed the jewish system bro
>>536662003Rent the rooms individually through Airbnb
>>536662003Thats illegal in NY state (at least in Suffolk county). Check local laws.
>>536662098I meant psilocybin to trip dumbass
>>536662098Smush a piece of the mushroom on your wrist. If it irritates your skin is posion.
>>536661803oooooof
>>536662214that looks like a cuck cabinwhat kind of miget's future home is that?
>>536661803you should check this thing out, coffee shop/tiny home all in one
>>536661517I was thinking about having pic related built on the family plot (it's manufactured in Hungary and would've cost around $100k), but there's so much red tape around these things here that I eventually gave up and bought an apartment for twice as much twenty minutes from my mom's
>>536662472its my tiny log home, i escaped being a rentoid and so can you
>>536662584is that wood? i thought euros and especially slavs love concrete block houses
>>536661517neat for a 2 week vacationwould be terrible to live in long term
>>536661328>sheriffs department shows up and executes you in the middle of the night because they "feared for their life"heh, nothing personel kid
>>536662736>t. chitwood
>>536661944Bottom just eats you and thats itTop curses your entire family for centuries and traps your soul inside a tree stump
>>536661328Now do winter
>>536661328Government love this one simple trick.
>>536661328Make sure you're in a rural area that's chill, this is illegal in most states. Certain states allow you to camp up to 14 days a year.>>536662206Half the month I spend on my land up in the mountains living out of my SUV. Land has a small garden and a creek. Quadruple check you have good neighbors or live so far out it doesn't matter. The worst thing about living out of your vehicle is laundry, which I go out to do every week and a half. Do you have a good battery for your electronics? You using a fridge? Solar has worked great for me on the west coast.Be careful with a van that's TOO large. Many places are clamping down on vanlife because they trash the parking lots or set up shop there for weeks. Be sure to rotate places you sleep at night, I usually would do hotel, church, or busy strip mall parking lots. I'd always park front row, right under a street lamp if possible.>>536662214I've always wanted to build a hogan style structure on my land.
>>536662596There had better be a missing woman in there otherwise what's the point
>>536662527Shipping container homes are not efficient/afordable. Its just a trend.
>>536662214No Indians miles around.
>>536662961Thanks man. Best of luck to you.
I bought one acre and a 5th wheel and qualify for a tax deduction so property taxes are 120$ yearly. No CCR here so can do whatever
>>536661328This is illegal in Canada. Homeless are only allowed to be homeless in the designated homeless zones
>>536662959The government hate the guy who lives in a hidden shelter
>>536661328Woud rather live in a van. But thats not allowed in this country.
>>536663087Good luck to you too. Its a challenging life at times but the level of freedom this affords is unimaginable to 99% of people.
my 2026 landlord :negative:
>>536662214Needs to be 4x the size. One 1/4 for lounging and diner area. 2/4 for fire and cooking area. 3/4 for sleeping area. 4/4 for storage area.This would be my recommendation for sake of mental health
I want a boat to live on and sail the Mediterranean sea. You can usually stay in a countries waters with a cruising permit, but you have to show a passport to the ports of entry if you want to visit the restaurants.
>>536661776>started in tents in the middle of nowhere and built themselves houses and shit from hard rubbish and junk from the tip.Literally me but in the US Midwest. I own the land and there are no building inspectors here. It's hella comfy. I got a nice prebuilt 300sqft cuck shed after about 6 months in the tent. Got dogs, chickens. raid catchment, 1300 watts of solar, a BBQ grill, and I even built a small 10x10 tool shed next to my cabin. I still have to pay gay jewish property taxes but it's like 200 a year on my hobomaxxed land. My cabin isn't on a foundation so it's not taxed as a house. I also live on a private dirt road about a half mile from public road. >>536661944Low key there are cryptids and skinwalkers in my woods but I've blessed the land around my cabin and the ample crosses keep them away. But I never venture into the woods at night, never ever. They mostly come at night....mostly.
>>5366631005th wheel is the only safe way to go. I was driving north from Florida in spring snowbird traffic during high winds. Saw one camper blown off the road in Florida and one in Georgia. Was just pieces of trash left of them. Hope to God the morons didnt have family back there.Towing big campers with a hitch is retarded.
>>536661328>this one simple trickDid it for a couple months while motorcycle touring America.Novelty wears off as fast as tents becomes unbearable 5 minutes after sunrise.Stealth camping in a work van is 100x better
>>536662705One of my cousin has one of those A Frame houses he lives in.
>>536663637a frames are a terrible waste of space
>>536662221The fuck else Timothy gon' do, nigger?Ruby Ridge themselves? Off grid living is impossible unless you're a native jungle gook somewhere deep in Gooblygop country
>>536661939We don't use our heater in my house in NC. Literally just layerMAX lmfao. Who the fuck pays for heating. Sleep in socks with thermal socks on the outside. Thermal underwear. Sweatpants. Long sleeve, flannel and a winter hat. Lmfao at paying the electric company for something you literally create on your own holy shit.
I already got cia niggers tapping on my windows at night, I need more than a dry rotting canvas with a zipper.
Just get a job and buy a house you hippies.
>>536662596>and so can youHOW
>>536662675yeah, it's a prefabricated OSB wood house. from what I gather, they've been quite popular in Scandinavia for a while, and recently they've started gaining traction in Hungary too
>>536664004buy a cheap acre or two in a rural part of america that doesn't have codes, permits or inspections and build a little house on it. it would take about a years worth of rent
>>536663989No
>>536662050>A little Waltzing Matilda, eh, ya cunt dog?As is tradition and the government is quickly realising we will literally just walk off into the bush and let the cities burn with zero fucks given and they aren't thrilled.>>536663362Build it up bit by bit, it's the only sensible path forward now that doesn't involve becoming a debt slave for life.
>>536663409Got it for 1k. Value adjusted for inflation was 85k in 1997 lol.Pulled it with a 2001 f350 7.3 I got for free after my.boss said I could have it if I fixed it jokingly. Oil leak at turbo pedestal I think and went over the top of the pass at 15 mph but made it. Its a special triple axle version of the 5th wheel and right at the tow limit.Then my dumb ass pulled these two she'd kits which were over my total tow limit but was just careful w brakes.Its a great base camp but it was disgusting inside. 5 people were living in it full-time. A whole family with dogs and holy fuck lol.It beats renting though. They want nearly $1500 for a one bedroom here
>>536664115THANKS
>>536662214I actually had family who had some massive cabin built similar to this. Was very cool and awesome but had one very significant downside. Somewhere, unbeknownst to us because it really wasn't visible the way they built it, there was enough cracks and spots for bugs to get through. Well let me tell you, the night we stayed was like snakes on a plane but with swarms of mosquitoes. Absolute hell on earth that night. We still talk about it to this day
>>536663711I will not take out a big loan for a McMansion, Mr. Goldberg.
>>536663748>the fuck Timothy McVeigh gonna d-ACK!This was revenge for Ruby Ridge and Waco
>>536661803>he wants the skinwalkers to be able to watch him masturbate
>>536661328Sleeping in a tent sucks ass. First it smells like nylon and fire retardants. Second the condensation is terrible. Third every tent i've ever been in leaks when it rains.
>>536662214Just buy a fucking metal shed from Menards. Cheaper and faster to construct and will leak less.
>>536663349that's a nice interior. friend of mine has an old 'cheap' smallish trimaran like picrel that allows him to anchor for free in lagunas like formentera has. can't get in there with a sailboat. living on the tri is basically much like living in a tent. goes like a rocket when sailing, but forget about comfort and clean clothes. it's pretty good for picking up girls i might add.
>>536664483Sleeping next to a giant window. The draft falling off that window pouring onto your bed would be awful. Also, how the heck do you get into that bed? Do you really have to climb over your couch? This is an AI image right? No human thought this thing was a good idea right?
>>536661919I will personally come pierce it
>>536663362you can pay your property taxes forever with like $10k in dividend stock etfs anon
>>536662214It's probably illegal in the west cuck world if it's not your land. Take a nest pill since it's not on land you should be fine.
>>536663362got any spooky stories?
>>536665029It's illegal even if it's on our land.
>>536665029you cant afford $600? ngmi
>>536662316>Smush a piece of the mushroom on your wrist. If it irritates your skin is posion.No fucker of the dumbfuckers lands, not only this advice is garbage is lethal and I'm gonna explain why cause I'm an expert mushroom forager IN LOCAL AREA1.there are not general advices, not a single piece of general advice about mushrooms is true, there are mushrooms that take 24-48hs to start killing you by melting your liver, some other are more instantaneous by an old anaphilactic shock, some other make you bleed to death etc.2. You are an expert in foraging or you are death meat: there are no room for errors in foraging, is the equivalent to extreme sports for people who max intelligence and perception, any room for doubt means leave the mushroom behind and study the fuck more until you are sure what specie are you picking3. No shortcuts, no AI: quite self explanatory but AI is extremely bad at identifying our teach you about mushroom, even regular books about mushrooms are bad at explaining mushrooms because long story the scientific part and the foraging part of mycology have been at war for like 70 years, to learn about foraging you need to pick specifically the books that are about foraging and even more the books that are SPECIFICALLY ABOUT YOUR LOCAL AREA mushroom world is already fuck enough to lost oneself in foreign mushroom4.even when you learn everything you need to have an acute and I mean REALLY ACUTE eye, a small difference in colors could mean death, example some mushrooms may be white color and the poisonous cousins might be concrete white color5. SMELL: foraging may be one of the few situations were good smell sense is useful, some mushrooms can be identified by smell but you need to know what are you smelling, again need to study
>>536665640Just tell them you identify as bird and fucking sue them for discrimination and muh feelings.
>>536663783Based insulator
>>536662214the brainlet cabintard fears the timberframechad>how’d you make your door? looks cool
>>536661919This nigga dont know how to use tent poles!
>>536661394>not taking the tentpill in 2026
>>536666224cedar scrap from a saw mill. squared the planks up and screwed them together also you need to the bottom of the front right post to the right.
>>536666224is that the qvc ladder?
>>536666224Arnt you americans famous for strong wind?
>>536661919How is that not a tent
>>536661328>He enjoys ants up his anus
>>536664030AI slop
>>536666462I’m going to carbon copy your door frame but hew the planks myself. I like the buried log sill, I hope frost heave doesn’t fuck your build. >>536666484Gorilla something, whatever was the smallest multi position at home depot. I am ashamed I didn’t build my own ladder but I probably would’ve fallen off it and onto rocks>>536666603It’s a sacrificial test build, but whatever would destroy this would destroy a camper or RV anyways, and this costs a lot less and can be rebuilt as it is for under $20 of materials. If I scavenge the wood shingles, I can probably make another one within a few weeks
Who needs more?
>>536661328Nice, but if you do it here, even on your' own property, they confiscated, take everything inside and toss you in jail.
>>536667257not gonna lie that looks insanely cozy. if it was like maybe 1.5 times the size, maaaaaybe 2, and an ebike/quad (aka like 2 foldable bikes rigged together for portability), put a light solar panel on the roof, that bad boy can go nearly anywhere.
>>536667257How the fuck does that thing not just tip over?
>>536667494wait... fuck.... ETRIKE
>>536661328Just create loans for tents
>>536667536Just push it back up
>>536667536>not just tip over?Better option?
>>536666462>Those gapsI can see you fapping.
>>536661328You want some water?
>>536661328unless you have a friend or a relative you can "bum" an address off of, you can't:get a jobget a carget a bank accountget a cellphoneand many other things that require an addressthey say this is all "voluntary" but in reality, you are forced to pay rent/mortgage in order to do anything, else you can be homeless and have nothing.
>>536667747Only because I saw you first, retard.
>>536667808You could save up money, buy some undesirable and/or risky land, whatever quality car you want, then you can start being a tentchad for less than 5-10% the cost of a house and if you realize this young enough, you’ll have a place to call home 40 years before normgroids normally do.OPs not asking you to go full “Into the Wild” but rather to minimize your exposure to financial jewry
>>536664030Why they crooked? Builder don’t have a framing square?
>>536662736This is why I wake up every 15 minutes to blind fire out of the tent
>>536668166land is fine but it still does not count as a "home address" and you'd still have the same problems. you'd need to build something on it (or buy a mobile home) and pay the associated taxes/fees that go along with it, let alone anything else like electricity or sewage. you may as well just rent an apartment at that point.
>>536664719>can't get in there with a sailboat.That's a sailboat retard. The word you were looking for was monohull.
>>536662736I remember that.
>>536661991>Hey bros what’s the best way to find shrooms in my areaJust ask one of your friends or literally anyone you know who is a stoner or listens to jambands. I guarantee that they either have a shit ton of shrooms and will be happy to give you some, or will know someone who does. Ever since Colorado and a couple of other states legalized shrooms, the market has been absolutely flooded everywhere because it's so easy to grow shrooms. It's not worth it to go wander around in cow pastures trying to find wild shrooms, you can go to any random town in America and find shrooms with zero effort.
>>536661919You clearly don't spend anytime outdoors faggot.
>>536661328>You will eat ze bugs in the tent, gentile.
>>536662527Those containers are $2500-3000 on their own. And I bet that $12k price is for just one.
>>536668349You don’t need to do that at all where I am. You go to the county emergency services and ask for a “911 address”. You give them proof of your deed or they just look it up and verify it with your ID or license. You give that address to the post office and ask them where to put a mailbox. They tell you, you install a mailbox, you’re done, you have turned land into a home. You can now slap that address on everything and anything, get mail, etc.If your emergency services require a structure in order for you to get an address, you live in a gay area for queers. The post office doesn’t care, but if you don’t have a structure then you’ll have to go to the post office or some other hub for large packages, since there’s no doorstop for them to leave packages at (or they leave it at your mailbox anyways, pros and cons if they do that).
>>536666614Fuck you then.
>>536661328>just be homeless goyKys, kike.
>>536668612>come live in town we have AC and niggersno thanks Shlomo
>>536661991drive to oakland/denver or visit a rave you dont even have to enter the rave just walk around the parking lot find the group that smells like weed then ask them
>>536661328rent for life = less stress, this is all i do feet up with beer in hand every store is a 5 walk, why deal with a leaky roof when i can use that money and invest it $apple making me rich !
>>536661517No because I'm not a retarded woman who falls for Pinterest crap. Is it "real neat" when you can't shower in your home, and you have to cover up your piss and shit with sawdust in your "composting toilet" because you don't have a proper sewer connection?
>>536661388kek, /thread>>536662221>just run away and hide, bro
>>536669343Its kinda tragic when people with no future try to flex-post like this.
>>536661328>live in a tent to own the jews.
>>536662247It’s not even up to rentable code Kek. The boomer I bought it from fucked the place up.
>>536661328Thats why they call the police when you do that
>>536669880there's no such thing as "the correct way to live" live laugh die
>>536667808>unless you have a friend or a relative you can "bum" an address off ofThere are "Indigent Resource Providers" (non-profit agencies) that can provide documentation and a mailing address for homeless people to use. Literally everything has some kind of system or procedure in place for dealing with homeless/itinerant people who don't have permanent home addresses. Stop commenting on things when you clearly don't actually know what you are talking about.
>>536669343>rent for life = less stresswrong. i spent $65k on a house and life is way less stressful when you can never be evicted and dont have to constantly work to pay rent. i spent my day tending my garden.
>>536671174You have to pay rent to the government or they will come and take your home and your land.
>>536670863ah, so you admit the problem is capitalism and the inadequacy of jobs in providing a good and livable life. i see. thanks for clarifying, fag.
>>536669591So upset, for no reason. Trying to hard to fit in.
>>536661776>>536662990I live in a home made from sea containers. X2 12m ones bolted together with a roof, verandah and cladding and it looks fine
I like hammocks better.
>>536663783>lmfao>Lmfaogod damnkys
>>536668179So snow falls off of it without having an outright triangular roof
>>536673235That's almost always gonna be cheaper than rent.
>>536662214Why did you build a Minecraft cabin without a roof? I can tell you’re on the east coast and within a mile of a road. Get out and do something real
>>536676761I tried that, hammocks fuck my back up
>>536668179IT's square, dude forgot his plumb bob that day
>>536661517>>536661919>Tents fucking suck.Mongol yurts are based.
>>536662214I remember you posting when you were building it.Nice to see you managed to finish it off even though we bullied you.
>>536663245Live in an old windmill, like living in a wizard's tower. Great philosophers and poets usually end up living in towers. Montaigne, Jung, Holderlin, etc.
>>536661328>Fined 5k and all possessions confiscated for "illegal dumping" when you leave a single soup can lid lying by your fire over night.
>>536661328>itt anons brag about being homelessFUCKING BASED.
I inherited a mountain house in the rockies and have been spending most my time there the last few years. Had a soul calling to study spirituality, philosophy and literature while climbing mountains, chopping trees, and heating myself with wood I quartered myself. You'll appreciate Nietzsche audiobooks much more at 13k ft fasting for a day than in a stuffy university mess hall. No 5g and I don't even have Internet most of the time, drive to the library if I need anything. House is structured like something that could be a bunk house with some elbow grease (I did enough winter proofing it). Is it even possible to find people to come out and maintain the place together without glows poisoning the well? The plot is big so room for things like chicken coups and bee hives, I'm just one dude with a dog so am limited to chopping, cooking, and internet sperging.
>>536679339>You'll appreciate Nietzsche audiobooks much more at 13k ft fasting for a dayBased daoist sage. Drawing water, chopping wood.
>>536679568Water is a bitch when the pipes burst, learned that the hard way. The European oversoul needs a Faustian current, one that dies not merely seek peace with the tiger but rides the Beast. https://youtu.be/-wSeL22-qPQ?si=kqcDWaiT89I7ix3k
That’s Dogman’s property.
>>536679339Dangerously based, but i need internet to work. At least i can /trv/ whenever and wherever i want.
>>536679978Why so Sirius? https://youtu.be/2XqWBvzhzdk?si=pYRNgyng49PN_Ib7>>536680085Starlink is possible, I just don't want to pay $130 a month for what is essentially just temptation to watch porn and waste time on YouTube. I get unlimited 4g with my cell plan with 15gb hotspot and that's enough to learn how to play piano from scratch
>>536661328I was thinking. Usually they let you stay legally on your piece of land for like a month legally if you don't have any utilities. What if I buy like 12 pieces of cheap land and just move from one to another every month. You can find some undeveloped land for like 2K an acre. If you lucky you can find it even cheaper.
>>536680208I think they cheapened it for IPO, wonder if i can get an even better price importing it from some poor country. In any case also need to not do the whole goon thing once i finally get back to my place for some nice isolation. Had enough fiesta fiesta latina funtime
>>536663195Is an underground shelter the key?
>>536671174>$65kthat buys half a condemned cardboard shoebox in 2026
>>536680701After what I've gone through, i'm pretty sure my dog actually exists but I'm not entirely sure my mom does. https://youtu.be/GKr8MXtnXE4?si=Uw8DghUmNFDNC00Z
>>536678100That’s the most based thing I’ve heard
I can live out of my ute but it takes a lot of gear if you don't want to be miserable. Batteries, fridge, freezer, micro, propane cooking, water, clothes, bed and blankets, gazebo awning, etc. Takes a whole lot more than a tent to stay out there.
All I need is like 1800 watts solar (w/ charger) and 800 amphour batteries, with all the creature comforts and a 3,000 watt 12 volt inverter.I could live on the ocean and drink purified water and catch fish. Power a rice maker.
>>536677869Anon, I did not say tents sucked..
>*spits on plebs from the tall impregnable walls of the bouncy castle*
>>536662675>i thought euros and especially slavs love concrete block housesthat's just foreignfag teenagers bragging about what their great, great, grandfathers did. today everyone uses modern construction techniques because anything else is cost-prohibitive.
>>536661328There's a big encampment in my city on city land. The city wants to build a train station two blocks away and said the tents needed to go so they could park excavators or whatever, it was the worlds flimsiest pretext.The courts said it went against their rights to evict them. Major keks were had, cant wait to see this housing market crash and burn
>>536661328if u wanna be even more based just live in the car. you can just go wherever u want too lol dont have to stay in one place. i lived in the car and did doordash for money and i stayed in 4 different states during it just cus i could. travelled all the way to alaska at one point
>>536681836Alaska. Sounds legit.These fucking delusion threads. Go do it for 1 night in a car or a tent. Bring a pencil and a piece of paper labeled Stuff I Wish I Had With Me. You will fill both sides of that paper.
>>536661328>here comes the government jew to make sure you have all your outdoor usage permits, loicenses, and aren't poaching, littering, drinking, smoking, having a fire, etc.
>>536662214>>536677887i remember when he nearly cut his hand off. how's the wound healing?
>>536682210This, I was about to ask about his hand
>>536662214That's a shed.
camping is literally the most blessed one can feelliterally go on a 6-7 days hiking trip anon or, now in the summer, go somewhere on the beach and live there
Im in a tent right now. Its comfy. Im a state park guy tho so I can shit, take a shower, charge my phone and have a fan tho.
