Is this place like a little micro-state hidden inside of Missouri?What's the deal with this place?Basic research reveals it was purchased by a rich rancher a long time ago, and he wanted to be part of Missouri territory instead of Arkansas.
its full of Water People just like the rest of missery
>>536665802Water people? Is that the Mississippi River equivalent of rednecks?
>>536665141Fuck you nigger, stay to the north.
>>536666123They speak like boomhauer and try to get absurd discounts on everything. A Water Person becomes a Water Person because the Missery water is tainted. DO NOT DRINK IT.
>>536665141full of tornadoes and kuks
>>536665141>meth>hillbillies>black peoplebasically the same as the rest of the usa
>>536665141>Basic research reveals it was purchased by a rich rancher a long time ago, and he wanted to be part of Missouri territory instead of ArkansasHe made the correct choice.
>>536665141Cope for getting Keokuked.
>>536666280But saar, I'm looking for opportunity in the land of opportunity just like anybody else. >>536666307Noted>>536666345Tornadoes seem fun, kind of like a free roller coaster.
>>536665802>>536666307Rather live in Missery than Oklahomo. I promise you its better over there than in this absolute garbage shithole.
>>536666513It seems like the state government is rather hands-off with its areas for good and bad. Hannibal is a wild place.
>>536665141>What happens here?drove thru there for a pit stop on a road trip one time. nice small town was having a spring festival or something at the time, went to the taco bell and got gas and then got gasoline.pretty sure rush limbaugh is from there
>>536665141my parents grew up down there. my dad went to school with sheryl crow in kennett. it was mostly hog and watermelon farms down there until corpos came in in the 80s and 90s and ran it all down to nothing. all that's left down there is shit shack shanty towns.the bootheel wants to be part of the ozarks but isn't hick enough. bookrel is a good pack of stories from the area.
>>536667150Many such cases, sad.
>>536667419you have no clue. I grew up in West Plains during the 80s and 90s. perfect time. single mothers were able to afford mortgages with half their paychecks leftover as school secretaries, lunch ladies, hell, my best friend's mom worked down the street at a plumbing shop taking calls, doing bills, whatever, and she was able to raise 2 kids without welfare.now, everyone is a gacked out tweaker. my cousin was cheer squad captain, valedictorian, prom queen, and had a full ride scholarship to Mizzou in a young government leaders program. her hillnigger husband got her into meth, she overdosed, and no surprise died. my family threatened to report me to the police when I started putting together a gang to lynch him from a tree in the woods. we used to hunt and scalp mormons for fucks sake and now they'll just bend over and let tweakers fuck them up the ass, kill their daughter, and have zero consequences.hillniggers. all of them. it was a good place. not anymore.
>>536667707That's a real shame. I know it doesn't sound like a mercy, but death, I think, is preferable to being a meth head. It really does bring out the worst in people.
>>536668326>death, I think, is preferable to being a meth headyup. some of the students at Rolla and Springfield studying wildlife ecology got involved with some water sampling projects. it turns out that there is enough meth metabolites being pissed into the water, in addition to enough byproduct effluent from production, ending up in the lakes, rivers, and streams to cause noticable effects to fish.the older brother of another pal was involved in the dialup days of drug dealing. he was the one who got Missouri, Arkansas, Tennessee, and a few other states setup in the k2, spice, and bath salts game. he started importing most of it into a distribution operation down in Moody, south of West Plains. when they took him down and his piece of shit buddies, it knocked out the supply by 80% for 2 years. he was selling drugs to children and eventually shot himself.what interests you about the bootheel? thinking of moving there?
>>536668772Oh, that just doubles the guy who was warning about the water people. Don't drink the water, got it!I like seeing interesting places that people don't think about.
>>536669481>I like seeing interesting places that people don't think about.what are your thoughts about the lines cut in the forests on the various patagonian islands? I haven't found anything about colonization projects, infrastructure, whatever. all of it is overgrown, as if the ground itself is preventing the growth of the dense woody jungle. I'll go look for geophotos.honestly, there isn't much else to the ozarks though. it is, on balance compared to the rest of america, still one of the best places to lives. I would move there from StL right now if I could.
>>536668772Given what I'm hearing from the thread, though, this might be one of those places I just kinda check out quickly and pass through. I think I'd rather go to the hot springs in Arkansas with the wife.
>>536669800Haven't heard of it. A lot of times I find out about places as I approach them. There's a lot of interesting things off in the cut that you don't realize until you're local.
>>536669817>hot springs in Arkansas with the wifeexcellent choice. make sure to do cave tours. I would also recommend vidrelhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFEjI6s7Pjw
>>536667150When I was a kid my grandparents lived in Cape Girardeau. Over summer vacation we'd go down to Chawlston and buy some watermelons from these guys who drove around in an old schoolbus with crates full of melons. This would have been the late 80s-early 90s.
>>536670368>guys who drove around in an old schoolbus with crates full of melonsmy parents families did that in the 70s for a while when you could actually make a living and pay the bills and mortgage for a family with 2 or 3 acres of garden land which you actively manage. now you try and do that and you will never turn a profit, ever.my grandparents had farms down there for 6 generations. mostly hogs, melons, stuff that grows well in the sand. I'm sure you know all the same. back before the agricultural thugs came through and offshored all the fruit markets, that whole area had the capability of providing all the fruit for the nation. the missouri rhineland up near StL has near perfect growing conditions for all sorts of fruit crops we get from shitskins overseas in planations.my parents used to tell me about driving around and the social life of the time. lots of drive in restaurants, sonic style, and socializing with anyone for any reason. all that is gone now.
>>536669800I wonder if these have anything to do with the Stargates: pentagons that literally clear the land and have lines that connect them. If you go through any angle or through the center point of any line of those pentagons, they'll connect to others. The one in the United States is speculated to be an artificial one, but it connects to the Nazca ley lines and groom lake(area 51, roughly pentagon in shape), for example. The one that really convinced me on this was looking at Google Earth. In the Yucatan Peninsula, there was just this perfectly clear pentagon in the middle of the rain forest.
>>536667150>the bootheel wants to be part of the ozarks but isn't hick enoughWtf
>>536670962>speculationscool ideas. I don't discount any of those, but I also cannot find anything there which would've ever been anything like a settlement or work area. I'm looking more now. there are lots of fractures in the underlying rock which are not on the same angle and path of what I am describing. I found a few near inlets and lagoons, so it led me to believe they were some sort of animal paths, but they are too linear and angular, often times taking smart paths around ridges and such.for a while I thought they were related to the nazca lines, but couldn't find any info. there are also some parts of this in south central russia, giant tracts of land with a reglular trapezoid grid pattern. the problem is, the soviets claim doing it as a project with the gulags to lay out grid patterns for grand design cities for 5 year plans and all that... except when you calculate the time, fuel, earth moved (which isn't there anymore) over vast distances just to clear brush, it just doesn't add up...
Water people own this board, give me a discount on my dip, vape and Coors Light, or be prepared to face the consequences.
>>536671214Underground nuclear test sites?
>>536665141Cotton and Rice farming, and nigs and white trash doing their usual shit with drugs.
>>536671460not quite. they look the same as how land is cleared for long distance power lines. there is mature woody vegetation with a 20 foot wide swath cut through down to bare land which had about 100 years to grow back. I am looking for more of them now. they look like how when ancient roads are found near big mudfall washouts and alluvial fans, how the hard packed road won't take root as well as the wild brush around it.no way those were cut by hand, and there are no documented projects of sending huge fleets of brush clearing equipment and to not leave any worksites behind or ports to unload the machines... I suspect they access cave entrances in the steep mountains of the fjords and such down there. maybe they used to store UFOs in there, the progenitor species. the land looks like picrel. the cuts in the vegetation and ground underneath sort of disappear into nowhere pretty often. still looking to find them.OP started a missouri hillbilly thread and got a missouri hillbilly conversation.
>>536671396That'll be $56.99>>536671782The tip of South America is genuinely one of those places that I think will be worth exploring when I have the funds for it. Everything about it seems so bizarre and alien.
>>536672708ditto. I couldn't find what I was looking for. I am/was sure it was some sort of strip farming operation. the bronze age global sailors had a system setup where they would run long strips of land as a single crop, often times up into valleys where they could beach their sailing rafts. they could leave those after cultivating them and visit during voyages to have some fruit crops and such ready to eat when they got there.at least thats as far as I could get with my guessing. the europeans sure as fuck didn't build any of that stuff out. the cuts I am talking about were usually 20-40 feet wide, a few miles long, and often times would intersect with another similar set on another inlet or safe harbor type area. certainly not long term settlements. the thing is, you'll also notice cuts in the foundation rock, meaning that however they plowed it, it cut into some of the rock or more likely used the natural channels, but the shaping and such just don't make it random.enough blathering. enjoy your visit to the hot springs.
>>536673148I enjoy your blathering more than the sea of piss 4chan has become.And if we're going back to the ancients here, the megalithic structures and how they form those rocks call everything into question about anything about land forming.And to get a little bit back on topic, I'll be honest: everything you've told me still makes that area of Missouri seem better than St. Louis.
>>536673440>that area of Missouri seem better than St. Louis.of all the megalopolises, StL is the least shitty. its like being the poorest rich man. that's infinitely worse than being the richest poor man, which is what the Ozarks is. if I could sell my house today and get 5 good acres down there, I would.>ancients>StLI have got some seriously wackadoo speculations about what Cahokia really was. during the pyramid building phase of history that the kikes work so hard to revise out, they generally started with mudbrick structures, similar to how egyptians started doing mastabas or whatever before proper stonework. they had worked their way up from south america and Cahokia was their effort to make a governing capital for all of the north american continent. the explanation of famine hitting them is preposterous, since the confluence area has so many caves for long term storage (which the Cahokians used) and a never ending river and good soil which we still use today. they were in the process of hauling enough copper down the river from michigan to start paying for stonework to build it all out when something happened and they were all killed off.a lot of hidden history.
>>536673728>a lot of hidden history.>>536673440>how they form those rocksprobably the best thing I've read is that the ancients figured out how to do acid/base extractions of metals from mineral ores, and then they found out that the spongy dross leftover polysilicates can be concreted together, or also used to dissolve additional stone... which is pretty much what all the acid leech ponds and extracted metals they were working with. they got their caustic solutions from all the ashes they were burning for domestic and agricultural uses. they would dissolve certain stones in various acids, slush them up, and then stabilize/salt it with a caustic. it is more or less a scrap reclamation process from when mineral extraction was as easy as walking into a cave and picking off the good stuff, not like what we have today.
>>536673728They were using copper to pay for stonework? I thought all their mounds were earth and beam
>>536665141Don't come here. Fuck off. We're full.
>>536670368Oh shit. I'm from Cape. It's turned into a nigger infested shit-hole. I really miss the 90s here.
>>536673949>earth and beamthey start that way. over time, with investment of effort and money, stuff improves. they had access, and used, a ton of limestone from the Piasa cave system and had all the raw material on hand to pay workers in the form of food, pussy, and fun to build it all out. as for flooding, which happens here, they actually did pick a good place, but over on Hazelwood hill where I live would've been best, since it overlooks all 3 rivers and the confluence and is impossible to flood.anyway, yeah, they were doing business with the tribes up north to pick globs of surface copper off the ground and ship it southward. the deal was that the people going north on animals with food would be the exchange. then, after some of the copper was kept for the Cahokians, the rest of it would be shipped down river and along the gulf to the bigger stone temple cities. Cahokia hadn't matured to that point yet, but the trade networks were definitely there and Cahaokia, if it had gotten built out, would make the stories of the Nile river and the empires built off it look like a fuckin joke. all civilizations have some sort of economy, anon. the next logical thing for them to have done was combine all that copper with bismuth they were getting from the caves and mines in the area, since it always appears with lead, which they would've also used for plumbing, same as the Romans.I have no clue what wiped them out, but it must've been instant.instead it's infested with niggers.
>>53667395731 people per zipcode on average. I didn't realize meth heads were so land-rich.>>536674087I think we all miss the 90s, Anon.
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>>536674245>I have no clue what wiped them out, but it must've been instantThe mud floods obviously. >>536674365Absolutely degenerate
>>536674298I think you mean per square mile
>>536665141>What happens here?>PiedmontUFOs came out of the lake in Piedmont.>Wayne CountyLots of UFO watchers and paranormal phenomenon in the hills.>Cape Girardeau A UFO crash happened in Cape Girardeau before Roswell. There was an alien taken from the scene.
>>536674087Cape here too.
>>536674511The AI lied to me... how could this happen!>>536674538Oh nice. I think I might be close enough to the area hopefully the skies clear up. I hope they'll be out with the Venus-Jupiter conjunction occurring.
>>536674538>CahokiaWest Plains checking in. you ever hear any similar rumors about the caves around Mark Twain forest? some of the old times when I was kid would tell me all that shit. they said there was something up near Eminence... they also said the UFOs used the caves near New Madrid. one of the old tropes about UFOs is that they are seen more often near fault lines and mountains.
>>536674245They did find a buried limestone platform inside of monk's mound from an earlier period. It's common for to build temples on top of each other
Ticks manThey have millions of ticks and niggers there.
>>536674784I heard some scuttlebutt once about how the wealthy beer families all owned the good caves in StL during the golden age. they supposedly kept secret all the stuff they found down there and had it all hauled off to the (((Smithsonian))) to be buried in storage forever.>>536674499>mud floodsthey had that happen a few times for underestimating Mighty Mo, but even then, flooding like that would be the best possible thing to happen to them because of the crops. additionally, having built giant safe places to sit and wait out flooding was precisely what they did, even being smart enough to keep food up there.I suspect what happened to them was the same as all other propserous civilizations- the parasites found out and the place got overrun with outsiders and it all went to shit. they didn't even manage to enter the stone age paradise stage to transition into bronze age leisure agriculture.
>>536674773I had not heard that, but it wouldn't surprise me. They have to be somewhere out there in in remote places. It would make sense if they are inside the earth. I have seen UFOs on several occasions in Missouri. A couple of times was in Bluff and some other weird stuff happened. Cahokia has pyramids and burial mounds and I heard they leveled some pyramids in St Louis that were bigger than the ones in Egypt.
>>536674860Oh, trust me, I know Anon. Catch me going out into the wilderness of Missouri without permethrin. The "elites" need to experience the horror of being bitten by a hundred ticks at once.
>>536674773>Mark Twain forestUFOs are out there nightly. There is a lot of activity out there.
>>536674979Where might one find some of the remaining pyramids?
>>536674979>pyramids in St Louis that were bigger than the ones in Egypt.it seems you and I have stomped some of the thought trails in the noosphere, anon.>>536674245>hazelwood hillwhy is it that Boeing's outer space command and control offices are located precisely where you would want to build a big fucking pyramid, if you knew anything about where big fucking pyramids are typically built?
>>536674969Well you know they were making copper relief art from glacial nuggets right? Maybe it was some of that stuff
>>536675149>Boeing's outer space command and control officesadministratively, they are back in StL, but it was always actually here. lots of space tech.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boeing_Defense%2C_Space_%26_Securityhttps://www.boeing.com/features/2026/02/boeing-defense-space-and-security-headquarters-returns-to-st-louis>>536675049I need to get back down there and camp out, then. there are a few baldknobs I know which cast a wide view over most of it. I'll have to bring down my scalar interferometer setup and see if I can get anything on it.
>>536675121CAHOKIA MOUNDS WORLD HERITAGE & STATE HISTORIC SITE has a pyramid of the "mound builders." The mound builders built mounds everywhere and they vanished. If you drive down I55 there are some mounds off the interstate past Sikeston. Going south one is off the left side of the interstate.
>>536675049And werewolves
>>536675242yup. there were some artifacts I had seen and talked with someone about and they had been pulling the surface globs from the ground up north and setting up really interesting trade networks. their technique of using pack animals to travel northwards and then floating down is excellent.their access to tin and such to make brass and bronze was limited, but bismuth is super easy to get in the area and I am surprised they didn't try alloying it with copper, or at least didn't do so much in huge amounts to leave it behind, or more likely, it was all confiscated and stored away at the (((smithsonian))) as with every other important discovery.
>>536675344I've seen some crazy stuff. It wouldn't surprise me. I'm serious.
>>536666513Oklahoma is like a shittier Texas, with insane weather, more meth, more injuns, but much less gay people(texans).I never want to go back to your shithole of a state, much love from Florida.
>>536675291>I need to get back down there and camp out, then. there are a few baldknobs I know which cast a wide view over most of it. I'll have to bring down my scalar interferometer setup and see if I can get anything on it.That's a good place.
>>536675344>>536675418>>536675049mandatory reading. the Blue Man of the Ozarks is what you are looking for.
>>536675418It's hairless bears that are the problem, leave some onions in some water outside and piss on them in the morning and they'll stop looking in your windows during the day
>>536675320Oh, those. Didn't realize people were calling them pyramids.>>536675437Oklahoma must be a truly shitty state if you think Florida is an upgrade.>>536675418I'm gonna have to explore the state more deeply. I just know I'm not going into the occult town anymore. I'm not high enough level yet. It's the one place where you should absolutely take gang stalking very seriously.
>>536675658>during the dayThat sounds horrifying, desu senpai
>>536675658>leave some onions in some water outside and piss on them in the morning and they'll stop looking in your windows during the daydo you know how I know you are from the Ozarks?
1812 earthquake made the Mississippi River run backwards. Beautiful hill country with clear water streams
>>536665141Dunklin county is average negro levels, New Madrid is elevated negro levels, Pemiscot county is overrun with negroes
>>536675567Thanks anon, I'll definitely check this out!
>>536675677>I'm not high enough level yet. It's the one place where you should absolutely take gang stalking very seriously.Yes, you can disappear.
>>536674538>UFOs came out of the lake in Piedmont.something else I heard about UFOs and fault lines were that they are ball lightning generated from the friction and piezoelectric effect of several millions of tons of stone finally discharging, even if the slippage is a few inches a few miles deep, the sparks of it can reach the surface and fly around as ball lightning.or not, could be ayylmaos.
>>536675779I've never been to Ozark it sounded too ethnic. I went to Branson instead and slept in my car
>>536676793careful, there are wild yakov's in that area. they can track you for miles on scent and kill you with a single snap of their razor sharp teeth.
>>536677055It really is gaudy, bush chileans siphon your gas too.
>>536669817Go to MaMa's little Italy if you go to Hot springs. Still some of the best Pizza I've ever Had next to Tony's In Cali (ironically). My Ex and I were just talking about MaMa's . Botanical Garden is a must. Keno Architecture. Pic is Hermann, MO. Worth a look if your Lady likes Wine or Beer Tasting. Long Bike Trail in the American Rhineland.
>>536670695Something else I remember from down there is BOOMLAND. It was like a gas station/convenience store/novelty store attached to a huge fireworks store that sold them year round.
Also as long as we're talking Weird Missouri. This place was in the literal middle of fucking nowhere out in the woods about 45 minutes south of St. Louis. Closest real town was a place called Sainte Genevieve. I heard about it in the late 90s and always imagined it was like the Resident Evil mansion with all kinds of crazy shit going on up there in the hills. Years later I found out it belonged to the Transcendental Meditation group that David Lynch and a bunch of other Hollywood types were into. They built an identical one out by KC on a ley line or something. I talked to some locals in the area and they claim Paul McCartney and all kinds of other high profile entertainers and politicians visited this place back in its heyday. It was bulldozed sometime around 2010-2011. You can see some more pictures of it on this roll:https://vintageaerial.com/photos/missouri/ste-genevieve/1985/ZSG/38
>>536680273Based, thanks!>>536680666Do you think I can visit, Satan?
>>536680322>BOOMLANDdon't forget hillbilly quality gourmet foodhttps://www.boomland.com/gourmet-foods/
>>536680666esoteric digits.I posted on /x/ a while back some of the scuttlebutt I've heard over the years. one thing which was super interesting was when Boeing still owned the cult lodge up on the confluence. they have a swimming pool out in the woods which used to have the all seeing eye painted on it. I did a stint as a glowie and I heard stories about people meeting there for all sorts of off the books mission planning between government, civilians, business, military, all the usual suspects. they have since moved it after selling it to a Christian group. whether or not they are involved with the Christian Scientist cult enclave across the water on the Illinois side is hard to say.https://www.augustineinstitute.org/also Scientology has a huge presence here and they interact with the Cult of the Veiled Prophethttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Veiled_Prophet_Parade_and_Ballhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=re09wtdxyw4https://proteanmag.com/2022/05/06/the-cult-of-the-veiled-prophet/>Weird Missourialso the Arch is supposedly a directed energy weapon, specifically a scalar interferometerhttps://www.cia.gov/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP96-00788R001900680014-4.pdf
how do you americans just uproot your shit and move to a new state? what are some of the ways you make new friends in your new state or get a sense of community? Im looking to move from Toronto to colorado or florida or texas and my biggest concern is just making friends and not being bored haha
>>536666513Missery needs to gibs back Kenfucky's exclave also known as the Bend. We wuz neutral in the civil war and birthed both leaders for both sides. Stop trying to steal our magic.
>>536681479you need to get your ass back on home to Kaintuck, BOY. we don't cotton to your kind in these here parts, BWAH. now get on, git.shit fire.
>>536680666Not digits you want pull. fug. Here's my Favorite https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LacXPa2rGsQFun Fact; Missouri has the most Castles in the World (Secretary) Due to infinite Water glitch.
>>536681479I need to go to this place. Thanks for the reminder! I almost forgot.
>>536665141Miles of cotton fields, nothing more
When I think of this area of the country I think of the Great New Madrid 8.0 Earthquake from the 1800's(another big quake is due) and I also think about Lambert's restaurant.
>>536665141Dogshit, horrible>>536666482Also horrible, fuck that entire region too.
>>536665141Lots of sheep fucking, some farming.
