This makes yuropoors seethe.
>>536666699idd, in minecraft
>McMansion>McTruck>McLawn
I've seen exactly 1 cybertruck with a ladder rack on it. I wonder why more people don't work out of those things.
>>536666742>>536666781>>536666796'memeflag' spam is israelis and rented indiansthis is an Us-vs-Them spam thread
>>536666699>jealous of an ev faggotmobile
>>536666781>McWinning
>>536666781How big is your commie hole?
>not walkable
>>536666699you better dont slip behind the trunk and split your head open on that sharp corner
the holocaust did not happen
they are so fucking ugly anonI really Don't know why they don't make actual skin replicas of old cares with new tech
>>536666932The jews are unironically our biggest allies, shitlib.
>>536666796Because they are a dogshit meme car designed to such technocrat penis and virtue signal.. aka gay white nigger cars
>>536666781fpbp
>>536666699No this makes them seethe more, they get things similar to that
>>536666699america is just a gold source engine map
>>536667100Sorry you mean this
>>536667110Yurope is hell on earth.
>>536667100You can buy this here, and quite a few people do.That Tesla abortion is literally illegal though.
I don't get it. Seethe about what part?
>>536666699The craziest thing is that house and car probably belongs to spics
>>536666699The Euro can't even fathom such things
>>536666699>thats 2 Million GDP pleaselmao
>>536666699A bit.I'm responding only because of numbers.
>>536666699I genuinely want to know what the mindset is of the people who buy these ps1 low-poly looking "trucks" unironically
>>536667936Makes homos like you setthe.
>>536666853How about actual fucking plants instead of water sucking HOA appealing Goy Grass. Oh you can't grow a garden of vegetables? Who's the communist now faggot? Need the HOA Karen to tell you what to do? Oh you drive a Tesla, linked to a central network... constantly monitoring you. Who's the cattle now? Oh you are paying huge interest on a house made of fucking cardboard and beaner sweat, interest that goes directly to a Jewish bank...who's the commie now you absolute cattle....Lol
>>536666699I am seething. Ammoriga could very well being an alien civilization at this point, such is the difference between an europoor and an ammorigan in terms of day by day life experiences.
>>536667024Hur kan det vara "First post" när det är den andra din dummer?
>>536666699Chevy did it better.
>>536667273not really an hell. just a place where joy is impossible. you can survive like a laboratory mice give or take but nothing more than that.
>>536668064t.
>>536666699I would not want that piece of trash even if it were free. I bet you would buy a literal pile of turds if it were expensive so that you could prove how rich and important you are.
>>536666699not really since my houses are bigger than that and my cars can actually tow stuff and don't get stuck in mud.
>>536666699It makes me seethe too because Elon took over a million preorders by promising a $39K base model then never delivered.Also,>>536666666
>>536666781>property ownership? we don't do that IN GERMANY
>>536666699I’d rather own an F250
yeah, you see that and go, "tasteless idiots moved in"
>>536669033>I love paying taxes in perpetuity on 'owned' land! Quintessentially American post
>>536666796Its off-roading capabilities actually suck. And the amount of space it has is way smaller than actual large trucks
>>536667936I like angular things, I like 80's car design, these though, just look very off to my eye. I don't find these attractive and i keep looking at them wanting to but just, no.
My watch is worth more than your cyber c*ck. Fuck kikes and fuck /pol/
>>536666699>Imagine the depreciation
>>536666699>Buys a truck that doesnt even tow.im so jealous. did kike elon give you 10% off if you would post this here?
>>536671494>Rolex pepsi GMTHow many of those are in circulation? 2-5 million? You're a real, unique original, eh?
>>536666699From the OP thumbnail it looks like a N64 game
>>536666781Correct, beat me to it.
>>536671494>he pays this much for something that tells the same time as something that cost $20you're an idiot
>>536666699NOW HE NEEDS A BLUE ONE
>>536671900>>536671717Actually there are 6 million in circulation.
>>536666699>500k in debt>WinningI love america.
>>536671902I wouldn't buy that trash. My watch keeps better time than yours.
>>536672002Sinn fein. God bless the Irish. I salute them.
>>536666699why am I embarrassed by this when I have nothing to do with it... no class no style just lifeless meaningless expensive garbage, the new USA
>>536672057Sinn is german
>>536666699grim
>>536672102I know im just being obtuse. It’s a nice watch. I actually dont know why im being a troll right now. I apologize.
>>536668238Wrong faggot. I live in 4 bedroom, 2 concrete garage, piece of land out the side, modern interior, updated exterior home in Osaka that only cost me 35k usd nigger. It's fuck huge for the money. It's always 4c cooler up here too in the mountains. No neighbors. Eat a bag of dicks memeflaggot
>>536666699only something american can be this soulless
>>536666699is this the sims?
>>536666699How is this hunk of shit even road legal? All those sharp corners and flat metal sheets. It's like it's designed to decapitate people in car accidents.
>>536666699>no sun drying thongs on the front yardnot a fan
>>536666699it was obama's laws, that made burger cars bigger>yeah>the good guy
>>536674080this thing is how I found out that america apparantly doesnt have any sort of regulations for pedestrian safety for cars
>>536674080Pedestrian safety is gay. The Cybertruck is illegal in Europe for pedestrian safety that's how gay it is.
>>536666699Grim
>>536674488America hates regulations because muh freedom
>>536673944Yea, just use the rosebud cheat code or make a rich family adopt you and drown them all in the pool after deleting the ladder.
>>536674488In America pedestrians are always niggers and/or single moms.
>>536666699This pic looks like a PS1 era game with an ultra-high resolution texture mod.>low poly cars>low poly houses>grass is just a flat texture
>>536666699It's like starfox
>>536666699They look like shit.
>>536668147Hell yeah brudda
>>536669033>Don't pay number some government appraiser pulled out of his ass every year>Lose house>Don't pay HOA fee>Lose house>Don't keep grass under certain height>Lose house"Ownership"
>>536666699Could have bought a real truck and maintained/fueled it for years with what they blew on the electric musk.
>>536666699American cars are looking so good these days, this Chrystler looks better than everything else. Chevys look awesome these days.
>>536666781Thank you for your mcshitpost>>536666843I hate it so much its unreal
>>536667262You have to be retarded to not buy American if you're buying a truck.
>>536666699I really like the cool trucks but I hate the dead yard.
>>536666781All true. A functionally dead and sterile environment devoid of any aesthetic sense.
>>536666699I’m a Nissan enthusiast myself
>>536666699that thing is the corvette for middle aged tech dorks.
>>536666781KekkedThe seething amerishart replies make this even funnier
>>536675923which means the japanese trucks. because american trucks are made in fucking mexico.
>>536666699nobody is buying your shitty (((truck))), elon.go do the silicone tits valley bros and keep selling to your other company or a friend company like a giant circle jerk.
>>536666781kek, you laugh but it's true. I'd that one meme where the police ask for authorization to the mcdonalds so they could do their work. ludicrous stuff.
>>536666699IDK if Europeans have seen one of these up close but they look a lot dumber in person
>>536667100The Cybertruck is banned in Europe because safety reasons or whatever but you can get shits like that here, Land Rover is European.
>>536674330This shouldn't even apply to electric vehicles because they produce no emissions
>>536666781McSeething
>>536666999There are many different companies converting old vehicles into EV vehicles. I saw one that specializes in the old Austin Minicoopers. DeLorean makes both their iconic DMC12 and the new Alpha as an EV as well as selling a conversion kit
>>536666699souless hedious kiked pic, so much kiked shit in that little frame that needs book to explain it, from the jew lawn, to the muskrat shit, to the garbage cartoon house to all
>>536675780That’s the issue. All the savings are eaten up by the higher purchase costs for EV’s. Slate is promising a base model electric truck with numerous conversion options for about $14, I mean $18, uh $20k ( aw fuck give it a rest) but it has limited range and is super basic (like no radio or power windows and only about 65 miles on a charge).You can by a base model Honda S660 kei car and drive around all day on a gallon of gas starting at $11k. Before you bitch about the engine size, keep in mind weight to power ratio. It’s basically a four wheeled motorcycle. 10 sec 0-60mph and tops out about 80mph. Serious run around vehicle but not designed for long trips
>>536674080They look like high tech dumpsters.
>>536676149thisbut he will import more jeets out of spite
>>536667024Nybög.
>>536666781Yeah and that is based don’t you ever forget it
$132,000 dollars wasted
whites are trying to commit suicide and they are trying to take every one else with them.
>>536666699This looks like a fucking 3D render. Anyone remember oldschool SketchUp?
please just take your fucking cyanide pills.>>536676552generate me 124 thousand watt hours. here is your 100 watt electric generator.
>>536666781lol you just can’t help seething.
>>536666699it does, because cybertrucks are banned in eu and i want onesave us from this commie union
>>536666796>>536669854the door jams itself if you slam it hard enough with human strength. it will rip itself if you try to open it when its jammed. its not a work car.
>>536666699Welcome to Cletus and Karen's
im seething
>>536666781Fpbp
>>536666781Don't worry euro bro, it makes me seethe too.We need cars to come with a screen in the windshield that shows the monthly payment plan to everyone.
>>536666796>Tradies can't buy a 100k car and "work" in it on the way to a from home depot. That's the only reason ford is still in business
>>536666699I'll seethe your computer graphics OP, and raise you an actual evro picture, from the fucking 1980's
>>536666699LOL as I imagine the proud owner of those abominations in his little red hat, Yehaw.
>>536675800Mercedes Vito rip-off
>>536666699>depreciating in value almost over a thousand dollars a monthoof, grim
>>536679967>exercising is literally impossiblelmao americans
>>536666699Literally looks like minecraft or something. Completely soulless. Ugly cars and shitty 50k house (what it costs to build it by five drunken spics - not what it's "worth"). Everything in Jewmerica is fake and gay. Even the Chinks make better quality than you niggers today, lmao.
>>536679208>he doesn't live in an RV next to the train tracks that bring free packages from Amazon every day
>>536679107Post the real version