>>536684259
tarl was always skinny

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>>536684259
no thats just alcoholism and mental illness

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>>536684259
Styxhexenhammer666 is obsessed with free gaming laptops and devising schemes to fool people into sending him enormous donations and weekly tithes for his "Salvation Laptop Fund" which he uses to buy more expensive gaming laptops. He's running a big scam operation to fool all of you into sending him your life savings to buy yourself a place on his so-called "Salvation Laptop". In reality Styx will just type your name onto a list which he saves as a Word document on his "magical" laptop, that's your "place of salvation". He will then use your money to buy himself even more expensive gaming laptops that he'll play on his luxury yacht and private jet while plotting to rule the world through his laptop scam.

Styx Laptop pledge drive:
https://archive.org/details/youtube-xQNVgo5h-D4

>Petition to make Styx get a job
https://web.archive.org/web/20191218064242/https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/make-styxhexenhammer666-get-job

▶ Styx boasts about his "tech skills" but doesn't know how to transfer the data from his HDD
▶ Keeps replacing his microphones because the volume is always terrible (he doesn't know how to adjust it)
▶ He fails to properly install his Logitech peripherals on his other laptop and thinks they don't work simply because his other laptop is "too old" to work with Logitech software

>>536685916
Stop blaming alcohol

>>536685994
its not JUST the booze, but it certainly doesn't help with the demon worship and blood magic

>>536685968
Holy BASED I now support him, never work, bros.