This is the Pacific Beetle Cockroach. A mixed hybrid of a beetle and a cockroach.This insect creates the most nutrient and calorie dense substance known to man (cockroach milk) and its the only insect of its class that gives birth to live young rather than laying eggs.It creates milk that turns into crystals that they than lay on their young's stomachs for them to eat when they wake.Fascinating. Wouldn't mind trying it.
>>536684632i'm not eating the bugs. i'm not drinking the bug milk.
Throw them on the grill
I couldn't eat something that cute.
>>536684632Sorry, but I'll abide by the food chain. Chickens and pigs can eat those, not me.
>>536684632Nuts exist already and are easier to harvest
>>536684731Crabs shrimp lobster gross
>>536684632I'll stick with burgers thanks
>>536684632>This insect creates the most calorie dense substance known to manpure olive oil is almost 3x more calorie dense, they sell it at every grocery store and it tastes good and is good for you.
>>536684632>>536684769>>536684773I don't even need to rationalize that with Autism. it's like the Kid consent pedo thing: it is not up for debate.And I/we can't threaten your faggot bitch ass? thank God people have guns.nice try making the roaches white.I heard kicking them out of 109 countries is better for spiritual reasons, including the new age Satanic shit they peddle
>>536684773Nut milk is easier to harvest
>>536684866>>536684909Grow a fucking spine and bigger balls.>>536684842fuck youobvious glownigger world economic forum thread, don't even reply
>>536684842I wouldn't drink crab shrimp or lobster milk either
>>536684842All of those predate bugs on the family tree but crab and lobster are disgusting anyway
>>536684632>creates the most nutrient and calorie dense substance known to man (cockroach milk) and its the only insect of its class that gives birth to live young rather than laying eggs.>This is the Pacific Beetle CockroachGood to know. In the future when jews and billionaires are put into labor camps, we can feed them this. >what's good for the goose is good for the gander
>>536684632Have fun, I won't try it.
>>536684909>pure olive oil is almost 3x more calorie dense, they sell it at every grocery store and it tastes good and is good for you.Yes, but olive oil is meant for the elite, not for us dregs and proles. We're meant to eat the bugs, and hot bunk in our pods.
>>536685221>the elitedude they're fucking parasites. If we got rid of all them (hypothetically) society would heal. That's called a parasite infestation. Do you consider ticks and mosquitos to be elite aswell? How about tapeworms and vampires?
>>536684632You can milk the bug crystal if you want but no. I'm going to not do any of that
>>536685221I'm not one to defend those niggers, but if you haven't amassed a fortune by now with all the opportunities there were in the past there is something NIGGER wrong with your father, grandfather and family.Pokemon cards and Bitcoin. Not even Gold, Silver Google/Facebook stocks and saving boomer money to buy and sell real estate and invest in Big coal mine or big Oil.But fucking Pokemon cards and memecoin, you manchild bitch.
>>536684632Grind them into paste so it doesn't look like bugs and I don't see what the big deal is, what goes on at the chicken slaughter plant isn't that appetizing either
>>536684632they are cute
>>536685286Nature abhors a vacuum, do be careful
>>536685040>Grow a fucking spine and bigger balls.I'm not sure what you're even mad about friendo
>>536685221But there's absolutely nothing wrong with being used as a cum rag by a master moralist? I mean, slave morality is good, try it
>>536685441>>536685286would a society without sociopaths even function? what would normalfags do without a master? they'd probably rape and kill each other or commit mass suicide
Du hast angerufen?
>>536685565It'd happen no mater how you felt about it thobeit
>>536685610>would a society without sociopaths even function?we're gonna find out. And force them to eat the bugs they seem to love so much
>>536684632Feed trannies to cockroaches.
>>536685610I guess it depends on if non-sociopaths can actually be dispassionate.
>>536684842Yes actually, in fact imitation crab meat tastes good because it doesn't taste like arthropod.
>>536684982I can't imagine how bad it must suck waking up everyday and realizing all over again that you will always be a jamnigger. I have no empathy or sympathy for you or your people and wish long, painful, drawn out deaths for you and your entire family.
>>536685441> Nature abhors a vacuumThat's why everything sucks.
>>536684632>This insect creates the most nutrient and calorie dense substance known to man (cockroach milk) and its the only insect of its class that gives birth to live young rather than laying eggs.Aww, they're just like us!
>>536685799
>I WILL NEVER EAT BUG'S SECRETI-
>>536684632>A mixed hybrid of a beetle and a cockroachit's a cockroach species that resembles beetles in appearance it is not a "mixed hybrid"
>>536685948There's a degree of "bug secretion" but most of honey is concentrated plant secretions
>>536684982>it's le autistic to acknowledge our place at the top of the food chainWhat in the fuck are you on about redditor?
>>536685948Yeah because bees are as disgusting as roaches are.Notice for this milk stunt they picked the ugliest, most disgusting type of bug that's probably among the top 3 of what most people would consider the most repulsive.
>>536684632I would fist your prostate until you leaked milk and id happily drink that before touching cockroach milk. Im not gay
>>536684731>complains>still activates his almondsShiggy
>>536684632It's also full of chitin. No, thanks.
>>536684632Eat from ze Bugs milkers
>>536684632Roaches can be cute, there is a giant cockroach in Australia that raises their young after they are born.
>>536684632perfect thing to feed my chickens, thanks faggot op
>>536684842If hentai has proved anything, it's that I want to fuck monster girls and that sucking on fat (or even flat) monster titties is great.Crabs shrimp lobster is love.Crabs shrimp lobster is life.
>>536684632We already use lots of animal products including insect stuff like honey and that red dye it feels gross but we et shrimps and lobsters they are just arthropods same as spiders and silver fish. Why is it a bad thing other then the gross factor I see no real difference. Only worry is the insect might have some infections and are dont see it. Why is eating insects feel bad and gross but eating animals is okay
>>536684632cockroach milk its yellow gloob globber ITS NOT MILK LMAO. these are not mammals, its the remainder when you squish them. this is the milk HAHAHA.MILKY MILKY COCKROACH MILKYI WANT ME SOME MORE COCKROACH MILKYhhhmmMMMMm tasty cockroach milky! its yellow!
I don't care what it is. As long as it tastes good and doesn't kill me, I'll eat it. I once tried some of those fried scorpion things. Wasn't bad.
>>536684632and how is this politicall?
>>536684744Did the old hippies convince you to smoke some lettuce? Just fyi, you're doing it wrong, cool grill though
>>536684632>you vill drink ze bug milk and you vil be happyYou forgot to mention it is totally safe with to people with alpha-gal syndrome
>>536690542You stay right where you are. 500 miles away from me, even more if it's possible. Don't tell anyone you know or ever knew me.
>>536685966Not to mention, cockroaches are a type of beetle.
>>536684632>cockroach milkHow do they milk the cock roach? Like from the tits? The cock part?
>>536684909>pure olive oil is almost 3x more calorie dense, they sell it at every grocery store and it tastes good and is good for you.Jews are allergic to olive trees, so that's not happening anytime soon.
>>536690219Could be kale or spinach
>>536684632they look delicious! i'm hungry already
>>536690698No
>>536687055https://youtu.be/eT3G-_XnZSMthese cockroaches are honorary europeans
>>536690591I'm staying literally several thousand miles away from you and I don't you and I even don't give a shit who the fuck you are.
>>536684731You're assuming you will be able to afford either of them
>>536684632cows eat grass and drink water, and it turns it into to delicious meat, while the waste products can be used to increase crop yield, seems like kind of a perfected system if you ask me.If you had the choice, would you give your child a plate of meat or a plate of cockroaches?
>>536691839easily the cockroachesthey are so plentiful
>>536684632>its the only insect of its class that gives birth to live young rather than laying eggs.Ok, I'll take the bait. Ovoviviparity is extremely common in cockroaches, which is live birth. Literally most of the roaches you'll find in central and south America are ovoviviparous. They have an ootheca (fleshy egg sac) but instead of dropping it like an egg, the mothers body will nourish it with "cockroach milk"I don't know where you found this info but Pacific Beetle mimic cockroaches would be a horrible source of roach milk, if anything I could see any of the more fecund and hearty species in the Blaberus genus being a prime candidate as a source for roach milk due to their larger size extreme ease of care and ability to mass produce.Trust me, my job is literally to breed and sell exotic cockroaches and I know my shit.But as someone who actually loves roaches, like legit I like these things more than i like people, and I have no reaction to having them crawling on me, I have to ask, why the fuck would anyone do something as disgusting as drink cockroach milk?
>>536684632didn't even see the hybrid thing. Fuck off with the ai shit dude.>>536687055You should look into Corydidarum magnifica, they do the same and look debatably cooler than those.
>>536684632>the most nutrient and calorie dense substance known to manWhy do insane people always try to sell alternatives to real wholesome food like humans want to eat compressed nutrient goyblocks? Nigger I don't care if your cockroach milk has more nutrients than sheep milk, beef or Brussel sprouts, I like the way these three taste.
>>536693020if given the choice between wagu steak and regular steak, would you pick regular steak because it is more plentiful?
>>536684632go ahead then, more steak for me
>>536684632I love science!
>>536684632I will go on a rampage if kikes put that shit into our food supply.
>>536684632Those are pets not food.
>>536684632Rich people must be fighting over it
>>536684632
>>536684632jews will eat steak and feed you roach "milk"S.a.g.e
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