Do you still have male friends in 2026 or is it considered gay?
>>536686618Males only become your friends to try to fuck your wife or GF.Prove me wrong.
>>536686618nobody wants me
>>536686618naall my friends have moved away
>>536686618are you retarded my guy its 4chan nobody has any friends
>>536686618Explain to me why anyone would want a male "friend" after reaching the age of 20. All "friendships" after this stage in life are entirely circumstantial, and downright transactional. What a fucking waste of time.
>>536686618Lmao it's not gay. Wtf are you thinking >>536686720Nah,I don’t want to fuck his wife or gf. I just want to fuck my male friend, he's so hot
>>536686618If you don't have male friends you shouldn't date or marry. You'll invariably destroy your relationship with your woman if you don't have a healthy outlet for emotions and intetests she's biologically hardwired and societally conditioned to find repugnant.It's why Boomers are so susceptible to bad relationships and performative masculinity — They have no real close male friends and so they make everything around them worse.
>>536686618highly gay, especially if the penis is robust
>>536686618There's one person I could consider a friend. But even though we share a lot of ideas and beliefs, we don't share the same hobbies at all. So I just leave him alone outside of work hours. Plus ain't gonna lie, I want a wife to give me kids in my life, nothing more, nothing else. Everything else right now is either a side quest, or grinding to get those things.
>>536686896You're a closeted faggot.
>>536686824Is your gay friend down for it?
imagine the humiliation ritual of meeting a girl and she asks you about your friends and you say you don't have anythen you get married and you don't have any groomsmen and no best man
>>536686618I haven't had a friend in nearly 20 years.
>>536686618I have like one close friend left. Sometimes we golf or go drinking and catch up. I'm looking forward to him reading some of my short stories and telling me what he thinks over some beers. About a decade ago his ex-wife tried to fuck me when she was having a psychological episode and we fell out of touch because (reasonably) he thought I either had something to do with it, or I took advantage of her.Thinking about it, we're not very close anymore, (again, reasonably) but I've known him since grade school. Thinking about it some more, if I was attracted to his wife, I probably would have destroyed our relationship and gone absolutely balls-deep. I am a man of incurable loneliness, and appetites.
>>536687020>2026>getting married
>>536686618Not so much gay as just outright impossible.
>>536686618>having friendsYou guys still talk to people?
>>536686720>to fuck your wife or GF.Daughter and mom are also on the table
>>536686618Why? Is a friends like a gay version of internet fren or something?
>>536686618Why would it be considered gay, you are not suppose to fuck each other asses
>>536687096>no mention of sisterwhat the fuck is wrong with you weird little freaks
>>536686618I don't trust anyone I'm not blood-related to. And I distrust most of the people I am blood-related to, too.
>>536687201Why are you trying to fuck moms and daughters?
>>536687261i'm not im trying to fuck my friends older sister back in high school but she was 3 light years out of my league. so i just tried to get a glimpse of her panty drawer in her dimly lit room when i had the chance
>>536686720truehow's your wife and my kids?
>>536686720I don't have a gf and I still have friends
>>536687020No problem, I will simply open a marriage thread on /pol/ during that marriage and livestream it >my friends are a bunch of international inbred racist retards on a yak milking forum and I love them for that, honey.
>>536687387some friends. can't even set you up with some pussy.
>>536687387Bro they know they can get something out of you.AttentionFree beer while you watch gays play soccer.Maybe you know how to fix a car.Maybe you have some kind of hook up that they can use.The only man that loves you is your father and maybe Jesus.
>>536687096hey at least were getting some
>>536687597Yeah they get something out of me, it's called friendship. Have you ever heard of it?
>>536686618this facial geometry is incel-tier in 2026
>>536687806You just said that you know your friendship is transactional so you are literally in a gay woman relationship with other men.You simp for men that hate you.That is just fucking sad shit.
>>536687937My friends love me and you would love me too if you got to know me.
>>536688178i hate your faggot ass already. just like your gay loser friends who don't even set you up with pussy. cuz you're a joke
>>536688178I would take you fishing but I know you would talk the whole time.
>>536687597>The only man that loves you is your father and maybe Jesus.My father is dead, and Jesus is also dead. Shit sucks man.>>536688178I bet you're a great guy, Aquafresh.
>>536688294One of my friends used to treat me like shit, but I ended up growing on him. Just admit it, I'm starting to grow on you too.>>536688331I'm actually a huge introvert and not very talkative at all. >>536688358Thanks, friend. You too.
>>536688417>such a desperate little faggot he gets treated by shit by even his friends and still remains friends with themi'd fucking knife hand your throat and if you ever came near me again i'd put you in the hospital
>>536688358>My father is deadHe was proud he had a son.He loved you even if you don't undertsand.
>>536688546fuck you man
>>536686618only gay people want to be my friend, and i don't want to be around them. i think they want to try to talk me into sex or rape me. i am afraid to go out at night alone.
>>536688497We weren't friends at the time.Also I would knock you the fuck out if you tried, and when you'll wake up, I'll hand you a drink and slowly tear down the walls you have built around yourself over the years.
>>536688623i could overhead press you then chunk you out a fucking window you delusional little queer
>>536687020Weddings are very gay
>>536688670I could overhead press your mom, and that's a more impressive feat since she is extremely obese.
>>536686618GREGOR, YOU SON OF A BITCH
>>536686618I dont really have friends. I prefer to keep all my personal strictly transactional and people stopped calling the minute i stopped fixing their problems for free. I dont really mind doing shit for other people but its not really worth it when you get nothing in return
>>536688546I wish you knew how much I appreciate my dad. I'm pretty lucky, all things considered. I won't really understand it until I have my own kids, I'll give you that.>>536688670I wouldn't buy you a beer.>>536688711I'd just sign the papers and go on a vacation to the Mediterranean. Two very nice dinners with the parents, and that's it. Weddings aren't fun anymore, I had that conversation with my mom the other night.
>>536688829i don't drink, nigger, give it to your boyfriend
>>536686932Often easier done than said, son.Get busy.The rest will sort itself out on a long enough timescale.
>>536688779>people stopped calling the minute i stopped fixing their problems for free.This is 99% of the friendships. It’s gets even worse when you ask them for something in return, I don’t mean like money but asking for help someday. Then they’ll find excuses. Unless you are buddies with your kindergarten friend, it’s not worth finding adult friends. I hate to say it because it sounds so stereotypical, but getting a dog is a better emotional investment than bonding with people. It’s not impossible but the chances are almost zero to find actual friends that will have your back.
>>536688779One must adopt a triage mindset to successfully raise a village
>>536688934Swallowing cum technically counts as "drinking," you aggravated little faggot.
>>536689395Only blood has your back, your friend has the soil.Fakeass deutchlander
>>536686618It’s not gay. Honestly I need help, I had spent so many years trying to get a gf and then afterwards only hanging out with my gf so I actually forgot how to make male friends. Kind of like a reverse incel, whereas I used to only hang out with guys and had no idea how to approach/befriend a girl, Now I only know how to talk to girls and have no idea how to befriend a guy. Anyone else had this happen? I’d actually like 1-2 close male friends who are equal to me in status and also aren’t family so there isn’t any extra drama.
>>536689501You're in the closet anon
>>536689497Is there anything more pathetic and embarrassing than trying to insult someone, while misspelling the insult. It's deutschland, you stupid fucking nigger.
>>536689565No, my gf actually tells me to get some male friends. She has female friends and wonders why I have 0 friends.
>>536689395One guy called me and asked me to take a train at 8 in the evening to literally go to a different city to change the battery in his thermostat in the bedroom. He got quite upset when i said no. A single normal AA battery.Eventually his gf figured it out. But anyway this eventually led to the friendship crumbling
I've been instanced into a bot thread for wrongthink euro cocksuckerz I pity yorope>T. MEMORY HOLE
>>536689435Be wary of taking other peoples responsibility upon yourself as it may burden you
>>536689580Writing ingredients in French comes to mindOui?
Never had friendsWhats it like
>>536689666WitnessedEvery minute you dont spend on your sons is wasted time, masturbatory.
>>536686618>have friend I consider a little bro >been friends for years, haven't visited him in like a year>he's doing good now and has a girlfriend >find out he has a second girlfriend too, his girlfriend's girlfriend >we're chilling on couch and his 1st girlfriend freaks out about him fingering his 2nd girlfriend literally behind me while my back is turned, apologizes to me on his behalf>he acts weird the entire time I'm visiting, his girlfriend acting like a normal person adds even more contrast to his behavior>tell him I didn't really care much about him doing that but I've lost respect for him due to him treating me with such disrespect>later his 2nd gf tells me that he told her she can't flirt with me because I'm a friend>still find this weird, find the whole thing fucking weird>3 weeks later when I'm home from the whole affair he messages me that his 2nd girlfriend was being crazy and to block her>she's been perfectly polite and nice, besides being a whore she's a pretty cool chick >he was trying to do gorilla-chest thumping shit the entire time I was there >literally drove 8 hours to Nevada to visit him and he tried side-lining me and third wheeling me constantly inviting over his second girlfriend like he was trying to show off>both women don't seem super impressed by this either We didn't even go fishing which was the entire reason I came up there. I don't even care to speculate what it was about or why he'd feel threatened/needing to treat me like that when before we were pretty much peers. At least my other friends are still normal despite them getting kind of druggy leaning lately.
>>536689740I need help moving 50 boxes what are you doing this weekend? Also i have to work so
>>536686618I'm 39 and married with 3 kids and I have like 3 or 4 friends I keep in regular contact with via text or Whatsapp. All from my ZOGbot days
>>536689598It's actually your problem and a good reason to leave your assShe ain't ur therapist and neither am IF4660T
>>536686720fpbp fpbp fpbp fpbp fpbp fpbp fpbp fpbp fpbp fpbp fpbp fpbp fpbp fpbp fpbp fpbp fpbp fpbp fpbp fpbp !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>536689740it's the best until you graduate college then it is at high risk or put on life support or most typically slowly fade away into the void
>>536689800Fuck you fof your "service" ramirez
>>536689758People just turn into massive faggots, especially normies and this dude sounds r*ddit tier
>>536689865Posted this a few days ago, too lazy to take another, get fucked nigger
>>536686618Yes. Having a large friend group and being a part of your local community is the best way of doomsday prepping. Ape together strong. We're going to hunt down and kill all you friendless loner losers when shit hits the fan.>>536686767Get into literally any hobby in your area that requires you to meet people. Also, become friends with your coworkers. You spend all day together anyway.
>>536689874Alot of them seem to find "community" gathering with others like them, doing something none of them ever really had any particular interest in doing in the first place >hey man u wanna go play idk floorball or squash or something What? No, why lol
>>536689922Are you posting from a garage?
>>536689940>>536689955There you have it lol
>>536689922Army olive color wedding ring?Too much lipservice to sgt. Shecklestein, private pyle!
>>536689874He use to be really fucking cool, and for parts of the time I was visiting he still was really cool, but obviously the bad parts stick out more. Prior to this he was someone I thought saw further and thought wiser than to be acting like he is now, but I guess you don't really know who someone is when you're both surviving together rather than thriving together. My other friend who just autistically hyper-focuses on music never liked him much and I assume this is the side he saw, while I tend to be pretty dense and blind to people's negative qualities until they're outrageously apparent.
>>536689940We're gonna make it.
>>536689560you have to look for other simps such as yourself
>>536689984Yeah, I keep a laptop out there. I'm in the house now phonefagging. Dunno, someone called me a brown when we were discussing something else and I posted this. Here's my garage, it's not usually this messy, gardening and that's some stuff going to Goodwill for the poors
>>536690028no h8 pls
>>536689922Damn I haven't seen Lucky Strike Silvers in ages, those were my train-hopping smokes back in day.
>>536690028that's the gayest shit. every time i see some schmuck wearing that i immediately think "what a fag"
>/thread>put me in the screencap Thanks anons
>>536690131Been smoking lucky strike for 20+ years
>>536690132Why? It's necessary for my job. I'm a fireman and have been on the medic unit when we've been called to deglovings. No thanks
>>536690210what did fireman do before they started making those faggoty middle school tier girls hobby jewelry? just have a normal ring and then take it off when needed?
>>536690132Also have my metal one I wear most of the time, just happened to still be wearing it. You sound like the Mayor of Jerk Town
>>536686720I have no gf. Checkm8 atheists.
>>536690132I like;TungstenWhite goldRhubidiumOn my fingers.Rose gold and clear stones OR yellow gold on women.That's just my opinion, not gospel*applies to my peach colored man hands and my Greek wife's claws
>>536690247Just didn't wear one, sorry you're a childless burden on society because that requires a girlfriend you overweight and underachieving nigger
>>536690179I use to only smoke Lucky but ever since I got a plug for overseas tobacco I've been exclusively smoking Winfield Blues.
>>536690249>>536690277>Just didn't wear oneright. maybe try that like a non faggot.
>>536686618I’ve only had one friend, but he stopped talking to me cause i accidentally sent his mom to the hospital when we were like 10.
>>536690121>george bush 1 dropped a shitton of sarin gas shells on saddam>saddam disobeyed orders, didn't gass all Iranians, and instead pretended to threaten Europe with USA saying artillery>usa must rectify>Israel.jpgFuck you tungsten is gud and Saudia rabies diggers did 9/11 with dancing israelies
>>536690088Eh, they also need to share my temperament and general political beliefs. Just being a simp isn’t enough. My old friend group was bonded over typical geeky things like anime and video games. I don’t keep up with that shit at all anymore, don’t care about the local goyball match either. Honesty finding friends as a 30+ year old is harder than finding a girl. At least getting a girl you bond over sex and desire for a relationship and life together. Where the hell do you organically find a friend you vibe with like you did in highschool?
>>536690514Shut the funk up nerd
>>536689765>>536689740Also my wife and her parents are going to be there but instead of helping they are going to spend 6 hours walking about with random objects while being visibly annoyed by your existence
>>536686618I have exactly three friends. I talk to one maybe once a month, another maybe half so often and don't even know his name, and another as needed when one of us has a project and needs an extra set of hands. Any man claiming he has tons of friends and can name them just doesn't understand what an acquaintance or associate is. Rule of three as an old man once told me. Three friends, three jobs, three women. I've never been a cheater and platespinning was tedious even in my younger days, but it's wise advice.
>>536686720Obvious bait, but you'd have to be a total loser for this to be your actual stance.
>>536690620Stop talking and fuck your wife sven.
>>536690630Good shift.Thanks anon.
>>536690678We purchased one of those egg shaped pussy vibrators with a pink antenna. We are going to attempt anal for the first time with that in her pussy later, wish me luck
>>536686618I've made friendly acquaintances this year but the older I get the more cautious and hesitant i am to consider new people friends. Friendships are how dark triads exploit generosity.
>>536686808Nigger, have you ever had to move an entire house full of furniture including a sleeper sofa on your own? Ever need somebody with a specific skill so you don't pay some kike 400$ to do the same job a case of beer can cover? I resoldered the neck pickup on a buddies guitar free of charge a while back because he helped me move my furniture into our new place. Another friend from a previous job, I took a spare motherboard, cpu fan and cpu I had lying around and built his pc from the ground up, he just bought the rest of the setup and left the rest to me. He was my backup department lead at work at the time, and always gave me the best work orders available. I fell behind on rent when they did a huge wave of layoffs, he bailed me out. This is how civilized white men help each other to succeed.
>>536686618>>536686618Can't be bothered honestly>people into music are gay and fake>people into tabletop are the most horrible spergs>people I went to school and work with are also pretty fucked>being around leftwing people is fucking insufferable>when you meet right wingers you will realise they are even bigger self victimising retards No thanks
>>536690838Yes and you didnt hear me bitchin about my self inflicted situation
>>536690838I worked for a moving company for years. You're spewing cope. You were used and it's honestly sad. These people never gave a fuck about you.
>>536690838Self reply to add, I'm an experienced locksmith. Nothing fancy, but any conventional pin and tumbler lock is cake, I've setup master key systems for apartments and as of around 15 years back I was up on UPS setups for medical facilities. Friend or not, if a neighbor or acquaintance wasn't a sketchy fuck and asked me to unlock their house, cars, shed, I'd do it free of charge provided I knew they had a right to access that property. It's just a white guy thing, takes at most 10 minutes on a reasonably decent lock and if they have a medico, abloy, or a high end american, I have an angle grinder and a power drill and am sorry for their loss.
>>536690969I don't care if they give a fuck. I give what I can, when I can, they give back when they can. This isn't some carebear situation where we beam happy rays or whatever at each other. I'm good with electronics and simple machines, a buddy of mine is a big guy who can carry shit and is good with vehicle repair, another friend of mine is nepotistic and stays plugged in with local businesses. Everybody benefits, there is no hugging or lofty idealism involved. This is how the world works. Everybody benefits, you don't fuck people over and they return the favor.
>>536690909I did. I explained exactly where you went wrong in maybe too many words. Men don't have friends in a hallmark movie sense, women have it even harder given they're less likely to have useful skills or connections and are way worse about dragging each other down. Never trust anybody completely, never give and give without taking something in return. If I can help a buddy when he's going through hell, I will, but not repeatedly without ever getting paid back. Movies and tv paint this unrealistic image of what friendship is.
>>536691151Dude, you are describing a means by which you take advantage of other people. That is not a fucking "friendship". Sure, maybe you both exploit each other. That is my entire point. You are not "buddies" or "friends" in any way.
>>536690792Cute.B gentile sven
>>536686618i prefer to be alone. i have become a schizoid where i am disinterested in socializing. i like doing solitary activities
>>536691036Closing at the end of this month, what brand or specific setup should we get for our doors? Not too concerned, small southern town. Just want a good one. >>536691275That's why I love my wife's crochet group, etc. EVERY woman that shows up has "horror stories" about her husband/boyfriend/etc. that's just normal life so when she comes back to how our household it's invaluable perspective on why she's so happy. I don't know how to interact with other men, what I would get from it, what I could provide, or...why. Also I'm afraid of faggots because any time I've used craigslist/etc. it's always faggots. Worst fear would be getting to know/like a guy and he thinks I want him to suck my dick or etc.
>>536691311Agreed, dude in an abrasive spergy psycho with zero children
>>536691464>dipshit NPC question.Shut the fuck up retard, you have giant windows.Put in a camera system that watches itself and uploads to a hidden drive in a secure location.Stay frosty with your preferred self defense weapon.Buy qwikset deadbolts dumb niggerIt doesn't matter
I mail my "friends" all the time
>>536691589That's fair. I always went with "more locked up than the bike next to it" at college as a defense. Was just assuming there was something like that out there. Already getting the fancy wrought iron doors so I can leave them open overnight.The windows are original so they also have an alumimun screen box bolted on to the exterior, so maybe it looks more secure.Re: qwikset, after living in an apartment with one the keypad locks are super nice if you don't want to carry shit all the time. ty buddy :) Also I think the guy I replied to and you guys were being mean to is just good/honest/raw. Like back when you actually had the though "If I put what I am out into the world with zero expectation of anything in return, maybe it'll come back-" etc. So how normal people should/used to be I guess. Not good for a low trust society for sure yeah.
>>536686618kinda. they mostly got married which means practically it's like they have died.I see them every couple weeks/months.
>>536691658Nice weather there tonight ;)
>>536689922>38 and married>lives in a shithole
>>536691311If you take and never give, you're a leech. If you give and never take, you're a pushover. What do you have to offer in return when another man helps you out? Why do you view repaying a debt as some kind of problem?>>536691470Married, three kids. A girl and two boys. The fuck world do you live in where give and take is some alien or immoral concept?
>>536691775Nigger I don't think half of you are white.Im not even locksmith anon.I know southern steel locks.No I won't elaborateNooks, too.I wouldn't be friends with either of yousYou're retarded
>>536686618Everyone's too depressed to make friends because they've had bad experiences with prior friendships or they think they're about to die so no point getting other people invested
>>536691911It isn't immoral I just don't need help and it's transparent.I have default levels of contempt but respect is collected by techniques dripping out my buttcheeks My time is worth a value I cannot measure in fiat currency.I don't care what you can do to help me, I card more who you will show my sons you are.
>>536691954>southern steel locksHA, get the ol' buzz in jail system. I love it. Ty. And that's fine, I don't have any friends because I am also the raw/real "If I am good and kind it will come back" sort and it never has, so I simply stopped trying to put that out there. The alternative is a fence like you've built which, to me, seems nonsensical as a requirement for a friend as you should be open to any/all because who knows. Hence why I am how I am.
>>536686618PUSHING TOO MANY PENCILS
>>536691464If you aren't setting up a business (and honestly, a high end lock isn't doing any good if that business doesn't have steel shutters) I'd go with a mid-tier masterlock set. Put up cameras. Same reasoning as the business angle, you can have an insanely good lock, but you have windows..There's an old joke about this. A radioshack franchise owner is approached by a locksmith who has concerns about his security practices. The store kept the consoles behind regular glass with generic wafer pin locks, he kept the games behind plastic sheets with circular locks. The locksmith asked where the keys were kept. "On the counter near the register, why?"You responded to two posts by me, so here's part two: you are probably a younger guy. That's all that is, anon. The older you get, the more often you put minimal effort into helping a buddy out when he lacks the manpower or skillset to deal with something. It's a very satisfying feeling when somebody is thanking you like crazy for handling something you've dealt with hundreds of times and casually saying "no problem, man". And that can always come back around. I just travelled three towns over because an old woman who feeds local strays told me a cat there had kittens and fore ants were tearing them up. Took a sprayer of alpine wsg out there and made sure they didn't touch it until it was dry. Killed those fuckers off, she offered to pay and I refused. She feeds our local strays, too, and I love animals.
>>536692144What's neat is that u assumed I am a frequent inmateIf you think more than 3 ppl want friendship from you, you're a markMost locks, even huge jail jobs only have 6 digits
>>536692088Anon, everybody needs help sometimes.
>>536692540Fucking retard "tradesman" on cue breeding the #1 killer of songbirds, having already driven multiple species to extinction.Wish you 2 were gay for each other rather than inflicting little retards on the planet with your last names
>>536692540If ur my irl friend sorry for shittalking ur trade
>>536686618friends stop existing after high school. you have childhood friends who like hanging out with you with no strings attached but you have to realize that's over as an adult man. you have to grow out of your childish notions of being helpful to others and putting in effort into friendships and thinking people will value you for your goodness. you have been raised to be a sucker and you need to deprogram asap. the sooner you realize human relationships are based on what someone can do for you the better for you and you won't be taken advantage of. as a man you are alone with your inner thoughts and no one is coming to your rescue. some realize it early, some in their 30s or 40s and some never and they stumble through life eternally depressed because other people don't value their kindness and don't return favors they keep doing for them
>>536692540>closing on a house at the end of the monthstatistically suggests I'm around 40. House comes with camera. They actually put up a "no trespassing" sign because my wife an I wandered around the property for 30 min before our realtor showed up to make sure it was what we wanted. So they work. xDAll valid points. I assume I should make the wrought iron door only as good would be required to slow them down about the same amount as entering through a window would slow them down, then, if we're thinking about it from that practicality. I'll have a shockwave 590 in the closet so fine with that. I would like to extend myself or build myself up into that. Currently the best I can do is keep a local feeder full at the canal/parkinglot the apartment has. I've been thanked for that before as well but it's just ambiance atm. Nothing practical. My wife bakes for farmers markets so I assume once we get into a neighborhood we'll find our people soon enough. It's interesting how you and the other anon are talking past one another even though you're talking about the same sort of person. He's probably just been burnt a lot or etc. >>536692563Nah, just worked in jails and facilities with them a lot. >>536693041>you have been raised to be a suckerI am deeply suspicious this is from BPD/single mother. Zero boundaries that would normally reject issues.
>>536688497Oh shit we got a badass over here
>>536693132God dammit you fucking retardYou're 40 years old and you STILL don't understand why a shotgun works better with a shoulder thingKill yourself
>>536690838Nobody wants to help you move faggot. Hire some movers you broke fuck. You're not in college anymore.
>>536693132Kek you're persistently optimistic and forgivingHope you picked Kennesaw or something not Atlanta burbs.My first kids mom died years ago, sometimes I think about how fast I would derail and how much debauchery i would partake if I had no women to answer to.Not that I would ever hurt anybody of course, women are good at poor choices on their own.
>>536693132being a sucker is learned behavior. you have been programmed to be a nice and good cuck always going out of your way to make others feel comfortable with no regard for yourself>just be good bro and make an honest living and work hard bro and you will be rewarded and people will see your kindness and return itno it won't and no they won't.
>>536687597He's muslim nigger hanging out with muslim fags
>>536693637The- the kind with the shoulder thing that goes up?!Sir that's illegal!>>536693829Pulaski VA, nice little climate refuge. Literally tried to find something in the middle of no where between every large city like Atlanta, Nashville, Pittsburg, DC, etc. >>536694104Pretty much yeah. Made me a great "worker" when I was willing to give my all but that got burned out by boomer abuse fast and now I've moved to a small town in the south to just subside.
>>536686618having female friends is gay, not male
>>53668704225. You absolutely get used to it.
>>536686618I don't think even the feminists and tradcons hate male friendship...yet.
>>536699397>looks at the website this comment is written on, >that has endured years of disruption, division, and shittification>just like any other male space>just like any other male hobbysure bud. Maybe not hate openly. But you are not allowed.
>>536686932It's not going to end up how you think because you will probably never share the same ideas, beliefs, and hobbies as the woman you meet. You will have kids, but it will quickly feel like you're just a piggy bank slave and pointless. Americans are so fucking dumb and naive.
>>536686720It must be only you, horny motherfucker. I never feel lust for my friend's wives or gfs.
I am 31 and had a gaming sleepover with fast food and vodka with a friend,he is the only friend I have though
I have neither friends or a gf. They would all hate me if they knew the things I have done.
>>536701146My friends know I post soup.
>>536686618I had one male friend but he died last year
>ytoid atomized nerd timmies with no bredren wondering why they're losingLMAO
No, entirely location based though, Im a rural chud from a multimillionaire family, my dad is also a 6ft4 chad and married a model with swedish roots. I have zero things in common with eastern european slav(e)s. My gf is super clingy and keeps bitching about kids so Im not lonely.
>>536686618I grew up in a small town and hung out with seeing kids because they had party connections. Worst mistake of my life. Those fuckers never wanted to grow up and just used any opportunity they could to fuck with someone's life. Now I have straight up PTSD about being friends with other men.
>>536702597*Scene
>>536701225What?
>>536689740It's a huge stress relief to talk to your bros on the weekends. Then you graduate high school and realize they're fucking psychopaths. Always looking to dominate someone else to make themselves look better. Fuck someone over feel better about themselves. Fuck your girlfriend behind your back. Friends are coping mechanism to deal with the hell of public school.
>>536689395most normies don't have real morals. they navigate through a maze of social consequences. your problem was expecting them to behave how you would. if you want them to return the favor, you have to work with implications that they will receive far more punishment than benefit not to.that is only if you'd still want to be friends with these sacks of shit. you shouldn't want or need to.>>536690892>>people into music are gay and fakeincluding sports. you would know, ma abbo. doesn't get any gayer than performative female behaviour>>people into tabletop are the most horrible spergsthese guys are pretty nice, but i hate to feel like the adult in the room especially when i'm already a fucking loser>>people I went to school and work with are also pretty fuckedmaybe it's bad luck, but the people i was around were sadistic and had strange fetishes. honestly makes me more comfortable about a nuclear holocaust>>being around leftwing people is fucking insufferable>>when you meet right wingers you will realise they are even bigger self victimising retardsat this point, anybody who still buys into culture wars and smokescreen partisan politics past the age of 25 needs to lose the right to vote.i have trump fatigue, because every time the left attacks the orange strawman punching bag before patting themselves on the back for doing nothing, the right comes in to vacuum suck his cum while he continues to finger their asses like clockwork
>>536686618only kids have friends.
>>536701225I've enjoyed your soup posts
>>536690838Yes, you're definitely proving him wrong about friendships only being transactional.
>>536689395People have completely stopped doing things they don't want to do. Where is the responsibility? Where is the accountability? I'm constantly having to work around everyone else's desires, it makes it impossible to ever plan or do anything. Even finding a place for a group of people to eat a meal is fucking impossible these days. I'm constantly having to put my food allergy on the back burner so that these selfish fucks can get the food they want to eat. No one gives a shit about anyone except themselves.
>>536687061>if I was attracted to his wifeI'm just a filthy ESL but I'm pretty sure the correct form in this case would be 'if I were' or 'if I had been', Mr Short Story Writer.
>>536687020that groomsman problem is solved by a simple post to /pol/we will get you laidwe will be your best manwe will even give the girl's hand away in marriage, should we deem the match racially compatible
