*stops fucking turkey*Hey, there probably is going to be a false flag attack on America for it's 250th birthday in July, isn't there? It's going to be some sort or jewish masonic shit, right?*continues fucking turkey*
>>536688530Rolling for total migger annihilation
>>536688586Rolling for Trump and Bibi to fight in the UFC cage. The battle is to the death. The winner gets America.
ok bros i'm training to get laid, im using a fleshlight (STU unit if that matters) and it literally pushes my cock out. is that uhm... how real vaginas work? man it almost kinda hurts at first, I use lube.
>>536688618well the fleshlight needs to a bit warm as well
>>536688618what do you mean that it pushes you penis out? like, bends it?
I would be so awesome
>>536688655aye, eh its not that cold>>536688663like uh, man how do I say this. like obviously its not a hand so its quite different you have to push against something thats pushing against your cock if that makes sense, it takes more to push in than push out.honestly it's kinda spooky but it seems easy to bend your penis with a fleshlight. now i'm scared a girl will break my cock.
>>536688530no definitely, there is also the World Cup. All eyes on the states, even more than usual. It's highly doubtful they will squander such a prime opportunity.
>>536688530We got the world cup false flag first and if nothing happens then we can do the birthday false flag.
>>536688759Post cock and I'll run it thru the simulation
>>536688530Of course, how would the president gather support if not?
>>536688871I don't know how to tell you the girth, but it's 5.9in
>>536688530Does anyone want to play PUBG ? https://www.twitch.tv/lacroix_c
>>536688530enjoy your sloppy secondshttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lr2K71gtZk4&ra=m
>>536688618Your dick is too short to pass the fake labia, you need to get up in there and let it grab the stem
>>536688979kek
>>536688530250 = (2+3)^2 * (2+3)*2
>>536688759oh, i see. women have muscles in their pussies that can pull it in. and cock breaking is real. don't worry though, most women just lay there like a pillow.>>536688821>>536688831damn, that's sooner rather than later>>536688943fighting bibi in the cage fight.>>536688959no thanks
>>536689052>don't worry though, most women just lay there like a pillow.ok what are the cock breaking chances if I'm doing PIV holding her from behind while i'm fingering her clit. I'm not trying to write smut here but I don't want my penis to break.
>>536688586You lost tranny faggot
>>536688530we ARE due for another current thing and nobody is scared of the new meme virus. yah it certainly doesn't look good
>>536689109Not high unless one of you moves wrongBut I wouldn't know, I only fuck turkeys>>536689178it' happening... soon>>536689270WHERE DID YOU GETS THIS VIDEO OF ME?!
>>536689681>Not high unless one of you moves wrongdamn I guess i'll find out
>>536689681I've never fucked a turkey but ive fucked a warm watermelon. I've never had a whole turkey before though just the legs from the fair
The "attack" already came and went. The 250 celebration is a humiliation ritual and a joke.>lineup: Vanilla Ice
>>536689681>Not high unless one of you moves wrongAh gotchaanyone here trojan extended pleasure condoms?
>>536689789good luck>>536689847>I've never had a whole turkey before though just the legs from the fairyou dirty dog. teasing that turkey leg.>>536689861was the attack suppose to be from the sewer?
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>>536688530>*stops fucking turkey*Stopped reading right there
all joke aside it will probably be that big cyber attack they were hinting at 5 years ago
>>536688530SIR, TAKE YOUR FUCKING DICK OUT OF THAT BIRD IMMEDIATELY
>>536688530This is not what was meant by "fuck Turkey".
>>536688586this is how you do it retard. That ufc stadium will explode
