Nearly every hour to twice an hour NONSTOP EVERY DAY LMAO
>>536688857Why are Europeans like this......?
>>536688857I just farted
>>536688857I fart more than that. Try eating a plant based diet and doing distance running, it’ll happen to you too.
>>536688857Her too guys.
>>536688857How often do jews fart?
I haven't farted in like 2 hours but I might have a huge fart coming to make up the fart debt soon
>>536688857Depends on the day which means it depends on the food. If it depends on the food it means usually someone is eating multiple meals a day.>reeee Americans are (((well))) fed!!!lol
>>536688857UUuh, based?
Europe sissies slip out their farts silently and pretend they didn't happen. All of the sudden it smells and everyone pretends not to notice.
>>536689302I am imagining it
>>536688857Nah. I store those bad boys up and unleash between one and three, intensity depending, after fooling my wife into leaning in to "see the latest news" on my phone or tell me "what that weird bug is" and never waste a charge. Occasionally I'l store a fucking diabolical one all day and go for the good old dutch oven as soon as she is falling asleep. Only been punched twice over this. Worth it. Come home, white man.
>>536688857Is it goyslop or lactose intolerant
