THIS IS IT!!WELCOME TO THE FUTURE!!!!!!!https://x.com/UBTECHRobotics/status/2063955251418529968
>>536691638so...is China the future?
LET'S FUCKING GO WE'RE REPLACING HUMAN INTIMACY WITH GPU'S IN A DATACENTER FUCK YEAAAAAA
>>536692054And as a bonus, your sexbot can assassinate you if it doesn't like what you have to say about the government.
>>536692104Who would hate such government tho.
>>536692288checked and keked
>>536692054when the chinks create artificial wombs the white race will be saved
>>536691638What do you do with the dude
>>536693265fuck him too
>>536693350That’s gay bro
>>536691638>can make robots look like literally anything>make them into creepy, pale imitations of regular boring-ass humansWHY?????
>>536693517tfw no big gay daddy dragon robots in the near future
>>536693517because i only fuck White human foids, bitch. i wouldn't even fuck a chink robot.
>>536693517shit tastesnormgroids literally don't know any better
>>536691638Can't they make a male that doesn't look like an effeminate faggot ?
>>536691638>CHINA ANNOUNCEScoolwhere's the cheap RAM and GPUs that were announced btw?
>>536691638someone needs to make a wojack of a pepe smiling out the window doing the chin pinch thing while watching a wagie trash collector trying to throw one of these 400 pound things into the back of the truck and is getting like gallons of jizz dumped all over him doing the crying face.
>>536691638They put all that effort into making them "realistic" but the first thing I would do is stuff mine into a fursuit.
>>536693736glue your ass hair to its chin. problem solved
>trusting chinks>everlol... just lol...
>>536691638I NEED BOTH
>>536691638Rubber doll head fags DISGUST me.
>>536691638>This will surely safe der fertility crisis!Have they at least finished their artificial wombs alongside?
Ok, now we just need AI. Like actual AI, not LLM's
>>536692054Human Intimacy has been replaced with NOTHING for 30%+ of men right now.
>>536691638>Please keep buying our petroleum byproducts goyDun want eet
>>536691638Just the subtle movements they show in the advert trigger my uncanny valley pretty hard.
>>536691638Whats the bet, they will be making them record the users with telemetry and then they will sell your data to the reptiles to harvest more data.
>>536698105It will randomly scream at you relying on 15 different environmental triggers and you can customize its siren song
>>536693517vau vau :D
>>536698157That actually gets back into sexo territory. If the dodgy, uncanny love robot acted like a dodgy uncanny love robot instead of trying to mimic real human intimacy and failing.
>>536698235you want a sentient bot maid that's rapable and calls you an ape when you grab her plastic booty? You're gay
>>536698288I'm just saying. Why go half way? If you're going to pay for a clanker wife then it should embrace the clanker flaws.
>>536698366Im just kidding I didn't realize that was the goal. There should be an option every full moon for her to break containment and run on all fours
>>536691638>To start your journey, please purchase the emotional support starter pack.>To continue, please subscribe to the doggystyle expansion pack.>GoyCorp is celebrating pride month and all sexual routines have been updated to pegging during the festivities.>Our servers are currently busy. Your current position in the queue: 34it's just like a real woman!
>>536691638combine this with artifical womb and puss inflation will drop drastically and modern women would have to enter the real world for the first time without any favor they usually get
>>536693517>can make robots look like literally anything
>>536698422forgot the>Unlock the exclusive /smile emote if you complete these Battle Pass objectives: Get cucked 15 times; buy expensive jewelry 30 times>This action will cost 35% of your daily usage currency. Continue?
>>536698867>Accept cookies?>...the fuck?
>>536691638They will be illegal in the west. What's considered a normal-height female in China is labeled underage in the west and will be banned
>>536691638Super uncanny and would be an absolute fucking bitch to keep clean. Tell me when they come out with a self-cleaning version.
>>536699146>half of the userbase think it means the robot will cook for them and not that it will broadcast everything online
>>536691638In completely unrelated news, we're releasing a bunch of sterile screwworm flies into affected areas in Texas and Mexico to destroy the population by wasting its reproductive window.
>>536692498>Oh no, Claudia, please don’t sexually assault me! That’s the absolute last thing I want you to do!
>>536691638You vill fuck ze robot!
>>536699146>>536699323>robowife always comes to you with a smile and asks if you'll accept cookies>say no>she looks sad>turns out she was actually trying to show off her baking skills
>>536699657>You accept my Terms and Conditions, don’t you?No>Oh, *hic*, o-okay, that’s *hic* that’s fine.
>>536691638
>>536691998It isn't the United States, that's for sure.Unless they can maybe stop electing old kike-golem faggots.
>>536693517KYS fur fag
About time. These will be great for productivity. One time payment. And you don;'t have to play weird social games to talk to them and are probs more interesting than real women.
>>536691638next chinese birthrates plummet further to 0.2
>>536693265place him at the bar to keep the foids distracted while you have the time of your life with her
>>536691638Wont the robot keep videos of you fucking some indian guys going to watch you all have sex
>>536692498Brt only the female bots will have this male robots not so much Why are feminists like this
>>536693265Play video games with him or just hang out and play sports.
>>536691638This will solve chinas incel epidemic!
>>536698647wouldn't
>>536693517>expecting chinks to have good taste
>>536691638>blonds and blue eyesChinks really know what will sell good.
>>536691638why aren't the rest of you worried about the elite killing us all and replacing us with these robots + ai? that's why they make seemingly incomprehensible decisions. at this point it feels inevitable, it's the plan, they no longer care if any of us have jobs or can afford food, because of most of us die, we can't form any type of resistance against them. they want a mass extinction event like nuclear holocaust
>>536691638Based
>>536691638>fullsizeWhy not triple size?
>>536701838Halflings would sell even better. You know why.
They should combine them with AR goggles and then you can change their appearance.
they're so obsessed with white people
>>536691638The rubber on those sex dolls expires within months and you have a disgusting lump of pilled up dirty slimey crap. Sticking your dick in it probably gives you cancer. That's why rectal cancer is skyrocketing, Chinese sex toys leeching industrial grade chemicals into fags asses.
>>536701926Because people like to roleplay living an idyllic Shire lifestyle, right?… because people like to roleplay living an idyllic Shire lifestyle, right?
>>536701838>Getting squashed by giant sweaty thighs Lucky bastard
