we won
You lost, tranny
had a bunch of discount coupons for them in my drawer, they all went into the trash now
>>536704096Use code BOTTOMSUP for a Pride Month discount.
>>536703472Wow poop sex.
>a fellows flesh
i just checked and there are no hellofresh distribution centers in my state. feels good
>>536703472fresh crust *crack*
>Pay $13/serving for food that you still have to cook yourselfTheir customers like being fucked in the ass, this is good marketing.
>>536704185>>536704204Its a g*rman company, what do you guys expect
>>536703472This seems kind of clumsy. Like are hello fresh meals not compatible with anal gay sex the rest of the year? Do fags actually like being pandered to in this way?
>we, the leftoids, are happy that the billion dollar corporations, who we hate btw, are on our side by putting a rainbow over their corporate logo>the corporations are on our side>we won :^)
>>536703472>Eating isn't always a top priority What?
>>536704568They're simply using the rainbow flag as a marketing ploy, faggots are just another cohort to advertise to. Leftoids bragging about this is just more proof of their inherent built-in hypocritical nature.
>>536704723Well it isn't now, because I just lost my appetite
>>536704723They like to not eat for a while before a marathon of being ass fucked so they dont give their ass fucker poopy dick
>>536703472I talked to a very gay dude recently.It's common curtesy to clean your ass properly except you know the other one likes it poopy. They prepare 2-3 days prior already when they know they go to a gay party. There is a gay party prepare diet with a lot of fibre thats where this post comes from. They also have attachments for the shower head to clean your anus from the inside. They also all take PrEP for aids prevention
>>536703472Won't high fiber mean more slushy shit? Or is "prepping" meant to flush it all out?
>>536703472>Hi, I'm Max Miller. Today on Tasting History.
>>536704923How do the bones hold together?
>>536704723It's a pun, "top" being the guy who fucks the other guy in the ass
https://imginn.com/hellofresh/
>>536703472"Pride" month materials should all just say Happy Ass Fucking! on them. If one can spend a month proud of a sex act, why be coy: Here's how to have a cleaner colon to help avoid awkward shitdick. Happy Ass Fucking Month!
>>536703472They proudly associate their food with shit.
Revolting. Sodomites are filthy disgusting subhumans and will burn in hell.
>>536703472Wow I love corporations now, I'll be sure to point my elbows up whilst grabbing my ankles this month
>>536705881remind me what lot's young virgin daughters got up to with their daddy when they sheltered in a cave together immediately after the destruction of sodom and the turning of his wife in to salt for looking at it?you straights are totally normal
Prepping is mostly a scam
>>536703472Nah-uh, woke’s dead, I can’t hear you, lalala.*taps sign*
>>536705125>>536703472How can anyone tolerate, much less like, gays? They’re inherently annoying.
>>536704723Anal sex > food
>>536703472that's about enemas isn't it
>>536703472I like how long gays worked to hide the fact that they ahit themselves and lose bowel control from anal sex and in one fell swoop a major corporation direct messages everyone spilling the beans
What’s the problem? Prepping is good. Do they sell mre’s
>>536704661What does tolerating gay people have to do with hating corporations? Have you considered you're conflating two separate opinions because you're a dishonest rightoid?
>>536703472Mm, that's gonna be some crispy crust to bust
>>536706486>mealprepping is now a dogwhistle for anal sexIt's over
>>536704568Hello fresh is operating at high level ironic layer. Meaning they think everyone's telling the truth when they say they want to bring awareness to homosexuality. You have to hear those words, say those words, but understand they're a lie and with your actions work to hide reality and promote lies.Hello fresh got their wires crossed and told the truth.
Reminder that whining about lgbt that nobody ever sees irl while dating is dead occupies 90% of political discourse because gay people were posting videos showcasing Israel on tiktok in 2025.
>>536704769Every other corporation is able to plaster the flag on their logo without alerting the masses to the physical reality of anal sex.
>>536704923More fiber = poop is more solid = no sludge remains after doing an enema. It’s like when you take a solid shit its easier to clean your butt hole.
>>536706504>Calling anyone dishonest while making this postYeah sure buddy, here's your (you), don't spend it all in one place.
>>536706112Where were lot's daughters born?
>>536704568I can just imagine the fags reading this and think>Oh that's why sex night is a literal diarhea shitstorm. Because get the solid shit subscription plan
>>536706343this!
>>536704384This
>>536703472what even does this post mean???
>>536706539being a gym brah was already an indicator
>>536706628That's what caused the state the DNC is in today. They can only give statements suggesting concern for Israel's strategy and will do nothing to protect its' own from persecution as antisemites. You got too comfy and thought the Jews and Israel weren't the entire point of protecting racial minorities in the first place.
>>536704568better question is why do companies do discounts in general? Hrrm. I wonder if you personally like getting high quality shit whenever they tell you to it's a good time to get it. Humanity is so stupid to think this only affects the gays who are apparently retarded for taking part in a standard practice.
>>536703472John Watson was very clear that when you want to sell food, you should always associate it with sludgy poop and monkeypox orgies
>>536703472ive never heard of this company before wtf even is it?>We know eating isn't always a top prioritywhat the hell?
>>536703472Are they saying that gays eat shit?
>>536704855this has to be what they mean, right? That's fucked up.
>>536704384Dont forget shipping and handling!! Ive looked at these services multiple time, especially omaha steaks, and those add another $40 a month
>Food distributor makes entire customer base collectively lose their appetite because they want to virtue signal about poop sexwhat a time to be alive
>>536703472So they're saying in a roundabout way that fags don't eat food this month because it makes their hole poopy? For a fix they offer fiber for solid shits and easy wipes?I wish my great grandpa could come back and read the article, pretty sure we would be happily speaking German right now
>>536703472Can someone decode this? I don't speak faggot.
>>536708106The part that I can't square: Fibre makes shit sloppy, not solid
>>536708299Basically saying their food will prevent you from getting shit on your dick during buttsex.
>>536704096Oh my goodness, REALLY?!?! What a brave act of rebellion, thank you for sharing
>>536707641That's absolutely what it means. Postmates had a similarly disgusting ad a year or two ago. I was thinking about resubscribing to hello fresh but not anymore.
Disgusting.
>>536708905>Heh, we LOVE losing potential businessGodspeed then, retards, kek
wait is that actually why gay men tend to he so skinny and feminine? they really just dont eat for weeks so their anus is clear of poo?damn. i never really thought about how disturbed they must be…willing to starve yourself just to feel a stronger man’s mushroom tip rubbing against their prostate. insane.
>>536703472Unless your specific kink is poopdick play.We respect that. In fact, we respect the hell out of that, xister. You go, queen!For those of YOU we have an extensive lineup gut cannon buttblaster combos, with pre-order set delivery times to ensure you deliver right on cue.Love is love.
Faggotry is so disgusting. Imagine having "pride" in a shit-covered dick.
>>536709387>Telling everyone that I won't buy stuff bc my fees are hurted on /pol is an effective strategy to punish the corporations who do things I don't likeGrow up, nobody cares
Why are polmiggers always thinking about faggot buttsex? Are the rumors true that Republicans are all faggots and child diddlers?
>>536703472Simply disgusting. Hope they go broke.
>>536704568With as many kids as boomers raped you can rest assured a fag is behind the campaign in the first place.
>>536703472Genuinely disgusting
>>536705134That's pretty much what the skeleton is for anon
>>536706343>Anal sexanal sin
>>536703472>high fiber Been eating high fiber lately and it’s wrecking my gut
>>536703472>pol is against prepping What happened to this place? I thought you guys were massive preppers especially after covid. I guess storing grains and beans is a tranny thing now?
>>536709170>the scream i just scrumpt
>>536703472Good thing a dropped that shit after my discount ended
>>536707393In case this is a serious question, the answers are churn and remarketing.
>Being outraged every june despite knowing in advance that pride month is still a thing.
>>536703472The prepping is for the aftermath, too, I think. Sludgy shit you don't gotta push won't make you cry as much after your shithole gets blasted for hours by a meth-head faggot.
>>536712508>the scream i just scrumpt That may be the most Reddit phrase ever written.
>>536703472You're going back into the insane asylum, faggot
>>536705134connective tissue hasnt fully deteriorated yet
>>536703472
>>536709170Why do white homosexuals try so hard to speak in AAVE? It’s extremely cringe
>>536704723Tops are the guy who fucksBottoms are the guys who get fuckedIt’s a play on that. Bottoms worry about their diet so they don’t have a poopy butthole when they get fucked. I know this because of the absolute peak degeneracy add that DoorDash had like two years ago during pride month (we have an entire month dedicated to celebrating men who eat cum and lick hairy buttholes)
>>536715234We have an entire month dedicated to men fucking each other in the ass and I know one day I’m going to have to explain this faggotry shit to my children and when I tell him is abornal and amoral and revolting and disgusting I will most likely get canceled and fired from my job for it. I don’t care. My kids will know that fags are gay.
