And yes this is political because (((hollywood))) in 2026 is very intertwined with politics and the subject of discussion here very much likes to personify the globohomo idealSo for those who are lucky enough to be unfamiliar, the image depicts Sabrina Carpenter, an 'artist' who has blown up for whatever reason (astroturfing) roughly in the past 5 - 8 months or so and may or may not be a cryptoyenta (admittedly no direct proof really, but i just get the vibe that its likely).Her aunt is a Scientologist if that tells you anything.But long story short;>short>squat facial structure>comically oversized haircuts>no personality to speak of beyond deliberately playing a caricature of an STD-stricken 304>yenta-adjacent nose, flat against face, slightly piglike>fat lips>weak receding chin>squat build>irritating, karenesque persona and feminist virtue signalling>'a gay mans idea of what straight men find attractive'>literally made face look fatter and jawline even weaker by doing the exact opposite of the surgery most female celebrities do to look more attractive (buccal fat removal) and instead made her face look bloated. How you can think that would look good is beyond me>flat smashed-together-looking face>etc etc etcWhat is /pol/'s take on this? I find her (though theres a chance thats a transvestite) uniquely irritating versus 90% of other astroturfed celebs and i cant really put my finger on why or verbalize it well.For example, Taylor Swift's popularity is actually far more sensible, because while the fanbase is obnoxious as fuck, she herself is at least physically normal and doesnt virtue signal all that often so doesnt really bother me personally much. Like, ok, just another relatively mid-level Hollywood singer, fine, nothing toxic.Thoughts?
>>536707767And also, sidenote...What kind of mentally ill person does surgery to make their cheeks FATTER and thus make their own jawline look weaker ON PURPOSE?Buccal fat removal - the type of surgery most female celebs do to look sharper-featured - is the opposite of this. It might be controversial or some might not approve, but it makes sense. This achieves nothing appearance-wise.This b literally pumped her cheeks to look fatter
Espresso is a dang banger
>>536707767nepotism, literally bought and paid for her way into being an 'it' singer. Same as Billie Eyelash, all of it fake
>>536707767The fact that you mentioned her "flat face" 3 different times as if that's a unique and particularly offensive point makes me think you're simply mentally ill and obsessed for some unknown reason. This is not political and you are wasting everyones time.
>>536707767She was a Nickelodeon child-star who was raped by Dan Schneider, so she was setup up for success from the beginning. Exactly the same as Ariana Grande. Taylor Swift is an anamoly. She has a rich billionaire daddy who bankrolled her entire career. More than 100 studio musicians and engineers from around Nashville worked on her first album. Her success was entirely generated by her family's wealth. It also helps that shes tall, blonde, and naturally pretty. Sabrina on the other hand is just another cog in the Jewish machine. Completely artificial, came from a test tube. And being a child star, she had a lot of work done on her face starting from a young age. She looks like an alien trying to be a human. Its completely off putting, which is probably why her entire brand is just sex, the absolute bottom of the barrel.
Espresso is a jam, dude
>>536707767Dunno. Still wouldn't mind squirreling around her exit hole.>>536708584And hers.
>>536707767jewish media push because she fits the exact profile they needed: a feminist who hates men (Jews want you to hate your own women and vice versa), subverting children by teaching them sex acts, mainly those who watched her on Disney and follow her career as they've gotten older and most likely a sephardic
>>536708584>and naturally pretty.Ummm...
She looks like how a gay man would design a "hot" girl
She unironically seems like a lovely person.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LN2K6lO0b2s
>>536707825>Obsessed with jawsGo away clav you look like shit
>>536707767Sabrina Carpenter is the niece of the voice actress who plays Bart Simpson, that is to say NEPOTISM my retarded friend.
>>536708571Ok Sabrina >or an deranged chink
>>536708860She's in the middle of her stardom. Of course she'll be PR friendly. The programming doesn't start glitching till later.
Seeing her in VR, I realised she's a midget with a giant head and the physical maturity of a 12 year oldSage because she doesn't deserve the attention
>>536709068It's a woman/fag/tranny defending the bogging surgery of buccal fat removal which literally 0.00000% of straight men think is ever an improvement on any woman. Doing the opposite of bogging you
>>536707767they all just copy marilyn monroe, anon. you can think of them as clones because that's all they really are.
>>536707767She’s not that popular.It’s manufactured fame.All theaters.
>>536709374>Doing the opposite of bogging yourself seems smart if anything.
>>536709362
Taytay mogs this little jewish whore so hard
>>536707767she's the anti-anti-anti-anti Madonna, who herself was the anti-anti MonroeThese things come in cycles and she's only slightly notable in that her pale eyes make her look like a demon. Same thing boosted Daddario and her ok tits into almost A list status. Carpenter has maybe a year left of top level music fame then she'll be gone and replaced with the next it thing. No conspiracy. She's nothing special as you pointed out. Just the machine churning out another 'star' for girls to emulate. Market research pointed them towards fat asses 15 years ago after the Kardassian anomaly. Where is Azalea now? Manaj? And now market research pointed them towards 'classic'. Next will be indie/grime. Wake me up when we're back to emo chicks who hate their dads
>>536707767She was achild actor most child actors get stuffed with hormones that prevent normal development. Thats why oversiszed head and short stature. She was not born like this. Naturaly tiny poeple dont look like this.
>>536707767>And yes this is politicalNo it's not. Fuck off to the music board with the other trannies
>>536707767He gonna challenge (((these))) Trannys for the Title?
>>536707825>Defending the ghoul lookGo away Pickman.
>>536707767Homosexuals and women determine beauty standards in the west, if men had control we would all want asian women with large breasts.
>>536707767She's like a gay man's idea of what a straight guy would find attractive
she has the most sour narcissist phenotype face I have ever seenwhy do normies like this shit
>>536707767This thing creates millions of WHORES out of millions of young women. That's why she's so popular. The oligarchs want whores, not wives.
>>536707767I'm almost entirely convinced that she's a Synth
>>536707767>>536707860>>536708571>>536708860Giving ANY time or energy to this is the MOST goy brained thing I can think of, you brown homosexual niggers
>>536707767You’re the celebsimp zoomer who spams her thread on /hr/. Stop being a flaming faggot and get the fuck off /pol/>>>/hr/5209816
>>536707767This is not fucking political, whatsoever. You're on /pol/, not TMZ, fag.
>>536711348Based, fuck this ugly whore
>>536707767She's cute and she prances around onstage in her bra and panties. That's how.
>>536709960kissinger prevented the good future
>>536709670Golda Meir was actually LBJ in drag. REAL history is a lot weirder than you think.
they're pretending to be marylin monroe aka a whore.and so called "conservatives" go along with it.
This ugly creature has being astroturf for years and still no one gives a fuck about her.
>>536707767she's pretty you sound like a jealous foid.
>>536708755It's literally worse Dua Lipa/Doja Cat/Ava Max core>>536712234>astroturfThis is key, she's an industry plant.
>>536707767I would find your dedication to the rant really cool, if not for the fact you’re a filthy memeflag.
>>536710193Excellent job repeating OP verbatim, I got MUCH more out of reading this completely unoriginal idea a second time!
>>536712330Dua Lipa can sing live and is attractive this bitch is just unlikable snd ugly no amount of plastic surgery make up and smoke and mirrors can overcome the lack of talent.
>>536707767idk who she is
Lady gaga, Katy Perry, Chappel Roan and many others over the last 15+ years just basically came out of no where as the bestist ever and were pushed so hard so quickly even though their music sucks. The industry isn't organic, it's finding someone who can shake their tits and mouth the words to bought and paid for lyrics from a thousand different 'songwriters' onstage and go along with whatever agenda they are looking to push.
>>536707767bonny blue is hollywood now?i knew hollywood was always porn adjacent but wtf.
>>536707767there was a bunch of theads about the occultist agenda around her in /x/
>why is she so popular?oh jeez i wonder how wooooooah
>>536707767She has a nice ass and you're just a fag if you say you wouldn't hit. We here at /pol/ are uninterested in your repressed homosexuality, especially during pride month. If you want to talk about astroturfing in music, consider the forced extension of rap's tenure on our radio stations, and its cross national promulgation.
>>536707860Garbage in, garbage outYou deserve the failure of life that you have
>>536712293Why would a foid be jealous of her when there's actually sexy singers out there? If anything she's being pushed as a role model for foids, a "sassy" yaas queen if you will. "It girls" are usually some forced meme mediocre sluts. It is a form of brainwashing. The part I'm not sure about is whether she is supposed to make males attracted to that type of slag or to make females emulate her to drive fertility down.Another case of forced meme girl would be Alyssa Liu, some ugly hapa with a piercing. Isabeau Levito the turboslut is actually attractive and doesn't get pushed down people's throats half as hard. Probably because she's white and basically looks like an ice princess out of a fairy tale.>>536712525I agree, hence my point.
>>536707767Life is better when you stop worrying about what you can't control. This creature exists like it or not. You're not gonna go change that fact so is it really the best use of your time and paranoia to obsess over celebrities?
>>536712899Nah. Short chicks objectively dont work if you’re not also a manlet. Literally the only position you can do is if they are on top which is boring AF. Add that to her having misshaped boobs, a giant bobble head, and a horrible personality and it’s a hard pass from me >6’6” chud
>>536707860this. it's the only song i know from her
>>536707767She's Ashkenazi Jewish and they own Hollywood and the music industry.
>>536713013>take the bluepill
>>536707767she's popular because she, like many other celebrities, needs to modify her image using cosmetics and scant attire in order to really be the kind of "standout" attractive that fills arenas. That's important for the cosmetic and fashion industries which together are a trillion dollar operation. It's nothing to popularize celebs who need a truckload of makeup to look like a proper celeb..
>>536707767I always crack up laughing when I see her face. Lol. It truly is comic. Celebrity is an insult these days. It’s purely a demoralization operation.
>>536707767Why do you think kikes publishing endless hosannas for their cousins and golems = popular?
>>536713169yeah anon. only fake as fuck celebs have fake tans, wear makeup and all that to appear attractive. no one smart would ever fall for th-ACK
>>536707767You're crazy. She's extremely attractive even from a 1950s pinup aesthetic. Yes ultimately her music is trash and she is Jewish. But she larps as a traditional blonde bombshell who loves being attractive.
>>536709512Lmfao! A literal troll. Satanists better step up their game.
>>536713304>She's extremely attractive even from a 1950s pinup aesthetic.Nigger, I...
>>536712891This clip is messing with my mind. Are they pushing the couch forward to do their stupid walk while the camera is drawn away from the actors?Yes, I mean actors. Those are men.
>>536707767Shes got makeup on, thats not surgery to make her cheeks fatter.And the cunt from the boys did it in s3, not s4, they just had good makeup artists to hide it.
>>536713471dw about it
>>536713421Would wipe and spray her white wall
>>536713421>>536713752This is now an ACTUAL hot chick thread
>>536707767she is the NEW Madonna
>>536713064Whatever you say Ranjeet. No one here habeebs you've ever had sex. No one here believes I've ever had sex either. You're on 4chan you gay retard. We're here right now to discuss the way Hollywood's aritificial manipulation of the music industry has damaged our social character. Your fantasy of not being a foul smelling virgin pantone colored push-start freak doesn't interest anyone.
>>536714104That meme makes shitjeets look too cool. Show them for as the retarded shitskins that they are
>>536707767nepoplant>aunt is a Scientologist200% confirmed hit
>>536707767>she herself is at least physically normalLmao
>>536707767Isn't Sabrina Carpenter famous because she's the last blonde singer / performer in Muttmerica?
>>536713304She's a rat faced kike, m8. Same phenotype as the queer from the new kikeDune movies.
literally who?
>>536714528A celebrity! What's wrong with you?
>>536707767Her face is not real. That is a mask of some kind.
Sabrina Carpenter's aunt is the voice of Bart Simpson. Mystery solved. Nepotism strikes again.
>>536713916Based redhead appreciator, I have a few of that model myself but can't find where they were saved kek
>>536713084Confused. What is the difference between Ashkenazi and Sephardic?
>>536707947the difference is billie is actually a super talented vocalist, she might make shite music but watch her tiny desk concerts shes a classically trained vocalist.
>>536707767>>536707825Women HATE HATE HATE naturally beautiful women so they will go way out of their way to prop up a plastic makeup-saturated uggo in pure aggression against men, that’s why she’s so anti man in her stuff as well
>>536708755>>536707860Literal paid shills here
>>536715188ashkenazi are those that migrated eastward through turkic lands and eventually mixed with european populations, producing 'white' netanyahus and such. Sephardic are those that remained in arab lands and mixed with brown populations. Today one uses the other as a low caste labor pool, but they're both lying scammers.
>>536712788Link?
>>536709374I didnt say its a good thing, i said its a slightly lesser evil compared to whatever the fuck OP picrel is trying to do
>>536707767she looks like timothy shallotface in a wigthe ratfaced jew they got to play Paul Atreides (he wasn't bad, the script just cut too much narration IMO)
>>536707767She sucked off some elderly jewish man, just like every other "famous" female performer
>>536712899>celebrity sex symbols should be judged by whether a random drunk /pol/ack “would hit it”Low IQ wigger post award
>>536714104This poster literally works for a PR firm
>>536707767I mean she looks like a classic american bombshell from a bygone era, probably got something to do with it.
>>536716811>rat faced kike looks like a bomb shellYou're a retarded faggot, son.
>>536708816Kek. Spot on
>>536714391At least post one of her weird looking ones >look up the video where she’s at an awards show and a singer mentions Jesus Christ and Taylor physically recoils and spits at the mention of His name
>>536715594Ah, so the issue of The Two High Priests continues.
>>536714391>>536717190Also look up her connection to tha satanist witch from the 1980s
>>536707767She's a disney kid they always get pushed as singers and then she was ultra shilled by opening to taylor swift during her eras concerts. That's why she's popular.
>>536716811That 'bygone era' was literally the larval stage of modern American societal collapse lol. Thats when the sex obsession began which led to our rot
>>536717329Cute natural queen
>>536707767Also buccal fat removal makes women ugly as fuck, just look at the starlight actress before and after those kike procedures.
>>536707767jew tranny
>>536707767She looks the girl gremlin from gremlins 2
>>536709512She kind of looks like Hilary Clinton here. Maybe that’s the uncanny valley. She’s a Hilary clone.
>>536717406Those dark circles around her eyes aren’t natural. Women shouldn’t look like Emperor Palpetine at 25. Germanic women in particular never get dark circles
>>536714391That's a man
>>536717311I don't think so these days because one has gained the upper hand over the other. The ashkenazi jude represent the global menace, the sephardic are along for the ride.
>>536707767>>'a gay mans idea of what straight men find attractive'and they're correct
>>536717703Bitter brothers, bitter fighting
>>536713916>>536715129Found her!
>>536707767She's a clone. They make these women in a lab to be cultural icons for the West. Obviously they're raised with a believable backstory to make it seem like they're biologically organic, but they're not.Her particular model is based off Hilary Clinton's DNA. But Hilary herself could be a clone too. I'm not sure who the exact progenitor of that gene seed was.
>>536717829It's like they took a pinup picture and then removed everything sexy about it (starting with the sexy girl).
>>536719327EAT THE FUCKING SLOP, GOY!
>>536707767>I don't like this famous person>I will now list their physical attributes to convince you they're one of the bad guys
>>536717190>look up the video wherePost it yourself, faggot, I'm not interested in entertaining you schizos by using my time googling some inane schizobabble
>>536707767>>'a gay mans idea of what straight men find attractive'
