I can just pay someone to butcher it, but with inflation going the way it is. Why wouldn't this work?
>>536756434I can tell youre not a ruralite. Tons of poor and middle class people do this every year to save money.
Do you have the space to store the hundreds of pounds of meet?
>>536756541trve>>536756621yeah I have a basement and a freezeris a .50 BMG good enough to start with small game? I want to make sure they dont suffer.
>>536756434Wild animals can have diseases and shit so much sure you look that up first
Its called hunting? Most states are having a deer overpopulation problem so if you get a bow license you can take several deer and feral pig are invasive so those are unlimited
>>536756434>what is stopping me from doing the thing that other people already do?I dunno maybe you’re just a big fag
>>536756434Just beware of Chronic Wasting disease, it's like a mad cow type prion disease, but from deer and wild game. If you hunt a deer, you can take the head to a park ranger, and have the brain tested for contamination. Otherwise, try indoor fish farming, or taking a second job, if you dare.
>>53675664650cal is going to be the SMALLEST caliber you want to hunt game like rats or squirrels.You're going to need to invest in higher caliber for things like foxes and such.
>>536756434>I can just pay someone to butcher it,If you can't butcher it, I doubt you can hunt it.
>>536756747This
>>536756646>is a .50 BMG good enough to start with small game? I want to make sure they dont suffer.Too small, consider civil war cannon.
>>536756699you sure? I mean the guy would butcher it for me and I know how to cook already, i'm sure I wouldn't undercook it mate. Wait maybe I am retarded though I should research more.>>536756703yea I said hunting, but like why isn't it more common is my question. I dont even have to butcher it myself, like; yeah the field dressing apparently but after that I can just pay some guy to do it. It's literally free meat bro.>>536756713more common than I thought I see>>536756747>>536756780>higher caliberany recommendation bros>>536756817hm aight>>536756766sorry man I'm just not a gore guy
why would you use a bow to hunt cows?
>>536756434If you're going to pay someone to butcher it then you obviously don't have the skill, strength or nerve to field dress an animal. Stop larping you fat fucking loser, you can't do shit.
>be me>always hated store bought "ham">it tastes awful>one year, at my aunt's house in the country she served us ham and it was incredible. I couldn't stop eating it.>she told me they had their own pig slaughtered themselvesREALLY MAKES ME WISH I COULD HAVE REAL FOOD MORE OFTEN.
>>536756434Imagine thinking you need a ton of meat, it's all in your head.
>>536756933>field dressingI have the strength but not the skill or nerve you're correct. Maybe I can hire some guy on craiglist to do it for me.
>>536756434Hunt gang stalkers
>>536756434Wild animals have a shitload of diseases and parasites, but it's still going to be cheaper.Don't let the park rangers catch you lol
>>536756434Game wardens and property owners. You'll get into really deep shit if you get caught just hunting random deer especially on someone's property. Wildlife population is heavily regulated across the country to stop retards from wiping them out. The only exception to this I know of is wild hogs in places like Texas, they are extremely invasive and it's encouraged to kill as many of them as you can.
>>536757005Or you can go to the gorcery store and pay with money.
>>536756434tourists setting up targets in the wilderness
>>536756434>Why wouldn't this work?You clearly are a yankee.Just try it.When you get out of jail, and save up the money to afford the internet again, let us know what you learned.
>>536756434My state requires a license and a lot of the wildlife management areas have limited times in which you can hunt
>>536756434Youre going to have to soon. The epa kikes are coming after hunting.
>>536756699>Wild animals can have diseases and shit so much sure you look that up firstthats what Big Meat wants you to believe when actually no animal is more diseased than factory farmed ones
>>536756434you won't actually save moneyThe time and labor required to process all that makes it less cost-efficient than buying farmed meatAnd that's if you actually get something right away... which may not happen for weeks if ever.Hunting equipment is also expensive as shit.Basically think of how much you get paid per hour, then figure how many hours it will take to bag something, the value of what you actually get out of it... I guess if you have someone butchering it for you for free then they're donating a fuckton of labor to you, though if you're a good guy you'd be compensating them with some of the meat ofc so take that out of the final valueIndustrial meatslop farms are just too efficient to compare to hunted game.It's a fine hobby though.
>>536756434>I can just pay someone to butcher it, but with inflation going the way it is. Why wouldn't this work?you gonna starve city boy. Maybe you can find some strapping lad who finds your mouf purdy to take you in and keep you in their cellar.
>>536757141>this is what christkikes think makes up a good personthis is so wrong. they're actually extremely evil
>>536756434>pay someonehttps://youtu.be/Ubxppdxfx0w?si=YhSuT7FtQ7Ckzo11Do it right after you kill it. An actual master shows how.
>>536756434you have to take the guts out in the field so the meat doesnt get spoiled, please learn to do this first
>>536756434your morbid obesity and diabeetus
>>536757080A hunting license cost like 20 bucks
Ticks and CWD
>>536756434i have been eating roadkill since the 90's as a kid. just make sure it hasnt been dead for long,
>>536757514They still need to be in season and you are limited to the number of deer you can shoot.
>>536756434YUM PRIONS
>>536757580Go to bed RFK
100 dairy cows on rotation for meat is about 200 thousand dollars a year salary before taxes, once mortgages on all your shit is paid down, and you have a minimum wage working the shit jobs. 1200 pound steer is like 700 pounds of prime cut beef. 35% of the profit margin at the butcher shop is the person who brings the steer to the shed of no return.
>just learn to farm beef fellow coyboy. It's so easy you could teach a monkey to do it, it's just a shit job you just gotta reach into the cowpie and pull out that middle class wage. The absolute fucking State of the union right here. Learn to Farm cows. Learn to sew a row of corn with a john deer don't be a christian paper hanging faggot.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbwv-X6PNgw
>>5367569181) it's a cow elk, not an actual farm cow2) it's a 3D target of an elk
>>536756434you're a retarded nigger thats whats stopping you.
>>536756747>50cal is going to be the SMALLEST caliber you want to hunt game like rats or squirrels.I kill squirrels with my 30-06 all the time.
>>536757684millions of deer are harvested in the US every single year and nobody has ever been affected by "muh prions".
Well, youll get the RFK brain worm, for one thing
It works I've been doing this for over 6 years now. I applied my tism to figuring out how to hunt, it's pretty easy with a high IQ, the stupid rednecks have been hunting with their daddies since they were 6 and still haven't figured it out. Hardest part is being able to get a tag, which is easy if you apply in 6 western states. Then you just use your tism to e-scout where the animals are using Google earth. We havent bought meat in 6 years. This year I have an Arizona elk archery tag and a Nevada mule deer rifle tag, and I still have Wyoming and Idaho draws outstanding. There's also hacks you can do to get more tags. It's so ripe for high IQ edge lord autists the dumb rednecks have no idea. I get tags every year and they have no idea how I'm doing it.
>>536758942i doubt OP will be eating undercooked bear meat. too gay and limp wristed to ever even get the chance, i'm sure.
>>536756896>any recommendations You can shoot it twice to double the calibers, two shots from .50 is 1.0 calibers, good enough for possum or large chimpmunks
>>536759013>I get tags every year and they have no idea how I'm doing it.and then all my high IQ friends clapped. nigga you just apply online. i'm sure they know how to do it if they've applied before.
>>536756434If you're serious... why aren't you on /k/ faggot? But seriously you're NOT GOING TO WANT TO JUST DIVE IN fuck me, find a hunting club around you, or ask where hunters meet, a general fishing or hunter store in your area (whever the fuck you live) is a good place to ask. Ask to ride along with another group of possible, they can show you the ropes, and offer to field dress if they teach you how- HAVING THE ANIMAL SLAUGHTERED IS THE SECOND BIGGEST EXPENSE. The first being gear, but thats an investment that pays itself off, so next and true first is LEGALITY. Have the group help you jump through hoops, get your license and never, and boy I mean NEVER poss off or run your mouth off to any Rangers you meet. Even if they are assholes, they can and WILL make your life hell if they even THINK you're an irresponsible asshole. Lastly, don't try to be fancy with all the gear, rely on hunting group recamendations and get USE to your stuff before you start customizing it. Shit's expensive. You'll want to check for parasites and diseases, processed food is FUCKED with cash grab bullshit but there is a reason it NEEDS to be processed. A good investment is a meat grinder, easy to use, and ground meat is easier to store and cook. Burger is easy put in a lot of recipies. Pork is dangerous, you will want proper protocols for it. Fowl is generally easy but god damn is it tricky. Anyway, thats all for now. You'll get better than my blather on /k/ tho.
you only gotta get caught poaching onceunless you get a permit, of course, that's legal obviouslyhunting season ain't year round though and people will know if you bring them a carcass outside of hunting season, and all it takes is for you to piss them off once for fish&wildlife to be knocking at your door
>>536757080aren't game wardens also made of meat? didn't think this one through, didja bucko?
>>536759864they love taking vehicles and all your gear, too
>>536756434This is mainly the reason why so many people own guns and jews want to ban them>FREE FOOD CANT EXIST, GOYS!STOP SAVING MONEY AND BUY OUR SLOP INSTEAD
>>536756434the government.they will charge you more than what you saved.the fines are not worth it.you're not a nigger are you? to break the law and hunt out of season without a permit?seems like there's a lot of niggers on /pol/ today
>>536756703>bow licenseloly'got that loicense matefucking niggers giving a mile to the governemnt to tread on them.i'm glad the jeets are moving in, maybe if they shit up the US enough, the government will need to reset itself.
>>536756434Might as well pay someone to hunt it and process it too.Oh look your right back where you started.
>>536758804bros are using this absolute unit to hunt local pigs, its 50 bmg machine gun
>>536761960>claims to be white>doesn't understand conservation
>>536756434
>>536758058>>536758313I'm buying acreage next year and planning on raising cattle for personal consumption. How needy are they? How much time would you say it takes per day to tend to a dozen steers?
>>536756434have you tried hunting, retard? try hunting a rabbit, see how that work out for you.
>>536759013>Then you just use your tism to e-scout where the animals are using Google earth.What do you look for? Water?
What's stopping me from just walking outside?
>>536756621>Do you have the space to store the hundreds of pounds of meet?nah, fuck that. when I hunt I usually take about 2 burgers worth of meat from a freshly killed moose and leave the rest for other animals. no need to be greedy, chud
>>536760251Yeah, some states don't play around at all, like Florida
>>536757220Yeah, free is pretty expensive.
>>536756434because if everyone does it then there would literally be no animals on land in like a month or less. there are more than 8 billion humans. do the math.
>>536759013I would imagine a high iq would help if a low iq retard like you is doing it.
>>536757514>>536757622Just do it anyway lolWhy are you letting ZOG tell you what you can or cannot do?
>>536759864>>536760251>>536762781You're giving ZOG far too much credit.
>>536761906>If you don't follow the Sheriff of Nottingham's rules then you are a nigger!The absolute state of Americans.
>>536763688>hurrrrr all laws and stuff are ZOG! durrryou're brown
>>536756434People hunt to eat did you know?>>536756621Also this. You won't have the same amount of meat coming in as going out so make big bbqs and and share with neighbors and family. That's what we go and there's still always left overs.
>>536763861These laws do not serve us. You're a cuck.
>>536756896>It's literally free meat bro.Game processing (butchering) costs money. Assuming you don't live West of the Rockies, there's usually little public land to hunt on, so land costs money. Annual licensing costs money, assuming you don't want the most powerful law enforcement division up your ass sideways. Gas to get to your hunting spot costs money. Opportunity cost of your time you could otherwise spend in more profitable pursuits costs money.It's cheaper to work an hour of overtime and drop by the store for a beef tenderloin than it is to hunt.Unless you're a real-deal ruralite with family land and experience to do your own processing, it's a rich man's hobby.
>>536763748there would be no deer left if we let niggers like you hunt them all with zero consequences. reporting you to the local british authorities for inciting people to commit crimes.
>>536763892conservation laws serve me. eat shit brown subhuman.
>>536763748furfag detectedYUCK
I know people who hunt and when they hunt they get more meat than they know what to do with it so they just push the meat onto others. I've been given half of a deer several times. The deer meat sucks. Every wild animal I've tasted has that nasty taste to it that is described as ''game.'' You also have to worry about parasites.I could eat this nasty shit but I just to the store and buy ground beef or chicken nuggets.If you are some city troon fantasizing about how you would live in the countryside, just move there and raise your own chickens or a pig or something. Fuck hunting. Hunting is the inferior way of securing food that was made obsolete when animals were domesticated.
I can tell who's never gutted a damn animal in their life itt oooo spooky...
>>536756541It's getting hard to do. The game wardens are now using advanced drones with very advanced night vision and thermal optics. They're also putting hidden trackers into the game animals. So just 5% of deer with a tracker can expose where the warden needs to focus their observations of herds. They then watch and move in on you later so they can check all meat in your storage to increase their case. There's a way to counter. But I'm not going to expose what that is on an open forum.
>>536764155Deer meet is actual BOSS
>>536756646I use the SSK .950 rifle
>>536764210please? I'm curious.
>>536764259>>536764210Yeah same anon. I'm very curious
>>536763893LmfaoWhy is everyone talking about paying someone to butcher shit. You don't know how to use a fuckin knife? Somebody you guys are so domesticated that it's just sad, really. Or maybe you don't even have a yard. I can't imagine living in an apartment again after having my own acreage for about the past ten years.I butchered my first deer this year. It's tedious, but not that hard. Roadkill. Best free meat I ever tasted. Wife loved it too. Said going back to ground beef sucked. Time to bag another one, ran out recently. O yeah check out this fawn I got to hold. It played dead when it saw me coming. Sweet lil thing
>>536764221My boys going to need a whole arsenal or every calibers imaginable
>>536763688Like I said, florida doesn't fuck around when it comes to poachingShit, they arrest people for picking saw palmetto berries
>>536756434I am a forest manI love where I belong
>>536762279Yer kan neva have enough dakka
>>536764458Arrested for picking berries? Holy shitOur forefathers would die of embarrassment Here is a mouse friendHe was sick and died the next day but I comforted him in his last hours
>>536764330>butchered only one deer in last 365 days>lmao you guys can't do what I did once?Kys poser try hard faggot
>>536764317Learn to operate drones and you'll quickly figure out what the counter is. I'll give one more hint: Embrace the suck..
>>536758864the only recorded outbreaks of prion disease have come from eating tainted deer
>>536764552All I'm saying is that Im not such a bitch that my first thought wasWHO THE HELL AM I GONNA PAY TO CUT UP MAH MEAT???
>>536756434nothing was stopping you but now that you posted this the feds will give animals in your area diseasesnice going faggot
>>536764545To be fair, it was a lot of berries, over 6000lbs iircIt gets made into dick medicine so it's lucrative to overpick them, and saw palmetto takes forever to grow so every potential plant counts
>>536756434>hunting wild animalsI've been saying to kill niggers for years
>>536756434depends where you live and the availability of game, and the cost/legality of hunting tags. i assume there are some places where white-tail deer are so abundant that tags are free and you can basically all the males you can find. i doubt anywhere (except maybe alaska) is like that with elk. you can do it with squirrels, but it's gonna take you all day to bag enough to get a couple good meals out of. same with most birds.anyway, so even assuming hunting tags are free, the cost of driving out to the hunting unit and spending several hours trying to find and kill whatever your hunting makes it not very economically advantageous. what is six hours of your time worth (assuming you live in a place with tons of game and easy access)? like $100? once you pay for butchering and vacuum bags (assuming you already have a big freezer), it's not that cheap. that's kind of why we invented farming. you're going to get a lot more calories, even protein calories, just working a few hours at your job and then going to grocery outlet.
>>536764690That is different. AhahahhahaAsking for trouble if it's not your land and ya don't have permission
>>536764330>>536764459cute>>536764545cute mouse, you are a good person fren
>>536756434Because you're a city retard and would probably shoot a game and fish decoy on the side of the road thinking you are smart and sneaky. Then they will take your vehicle, guns, kill and fine or imprison you for stealing the kings deer.
>>536764638>2 in all of historywow so scary. bitch nigger faggot
>>536756747>best advice on /pol/ this year
>>536764710>>hunting wild animals>I've been saying to kill niggers for yearskek>>536764728>>536763893>>536759791>>536757220>>536764210lot of good info here, and elsewhere on this thread. I appreciate it bros.I think I will just resort to fishing lol
>>536764842I'm a piece of shit loser but thanks, pal. You're kind
>>536765190nah you're not a piece of shit loser bruv, give yourself credit. I dont need to know what you've done or not done in your past to know that you now are a force of good against evil.
>>536756747Excellent advice.
>>536764458This happened to someone I knew in Washington, Blackberries are invasive too
A really awesome fellow I knew would take deer out of season. He got ecoli and it obliterated his kidneys. He lived years on dialysis until it finally killed him. Just raise rabbit and make a little guillotine. Quail is plenty. Learn to fish.
>>536756434The thing stopping you is yourself. "Won't do shit"
>>536765468>He got ecoli and it obliterated his kidneys. He lived years on dialysis until it finally killed himjesus christ
>>536764330>Wife loved it tooThis is how we all know that you're full of shit. No woman ever in this history of the world ever liked the idea of eating roadkill. If you'd have left the wife part out of the lie, it might've been believable, but that's full on bullshit.
>>536766426LolShe was my first love in HS and I designed our wedding rings myself, made by her best friend who happens to be a jeweler. We reconnected about 5 years ago. Youre too jaded man. The stones in the rings are agates from the river a mile from my house where we go to hang out in the summertime and collect them
>>536766426She's never used social media. Definitely a rarity. Don't let the internet and the fucks up world were forced to live in break your spirit. >>536765243 I've just lost my way latelyDon't use Kratom or especially 7oh, kids <=[
>>536764900>shoots squirrel with 50cal>poof into a pink cloud
>>536756621Great Grandpa was a poacher.He was using barrels dug in the ground to store a meat on his backyard.
>>536766426I could tell you more truths to make you seethe if you want. Like how I own my property and house outright, it's totally pair for. 80k for 5 acres in mature forest with a nice stream. Well 2 actually. Wanna see?
>>536756434plenty of people hunt
>>536756434>what is stopping menothing really
>>536767255nice!!>>536767312>She's never used social mediaI know we're biased on 4chud but I have never either as a dude. Gen z women not having social media is rare but I think it depends on the spaces you go to lol, not surprising to see more IRL-centric places have more women that are not terminally online>I've just lost my way latelyWe all do, anyone who doesn't admit it is hiding something. And yes I know how off you mean it, I was eating meth 7 months ago and justifying it with "im taking a max of 15mg a day okay??? FOR LE HECKIN FOCUS". it's just caffeine or psilocybin for me. I think I was lucky as fuck, but I did a hero dose of shrooms alone and faced what I was running from; and I kicked my amphetamine and nicotine habit immediately somehow but I think I got lucky. I literally.... I definitely had a temporary dissociative derealization event and referred to myself from the third person and literally threw out my stash and flushed it down the toilet and left notes for my sober self.But that was how I "got back to the path"; and it might not be right for you at this time or could be; I can't know. But it's never over though, it really isn't.
>>536767422Did he salt or smoke it? I was thinking about anchoring a heavy duty aluminum or stainless steel box into my stream which is too cold to even enjoy dipping into when it's 95* in the summer. Natural refrigerator? Sometimes wish that shit would really hit the fan. Ted was much more right than he was wrongPic is from the valley below where I live
>>536767545Couldn't agree more, and I'm glad you got back on your path. A heroic dose will definitely put shit into perspective quick, lmao. This anon gets it. Thank you for your support and encouragement. A little warmth from a stranger really lightens the heart. You're a kool guy. Much love brother.
>>536767691you're gonna make it bro :), I know it. bless you homie
>>536766426Reverse image search this. You won't find it. All different agates we found together, and like I said, it's my own design. Don't be so bitter. It's a handicap and will only make things in your life harder. A good attitude, humility, and gratitude changed my life a long time agi
>>536756434You can do it. I have done that, albeit only small like pheasants that die easily to a pellet rifle. Also ate a deer that hot struck by a car right in front of my brother in law, he picked it up, we skinned and ate it.
>>536764458>lopez-lopezhe got two copies of the lopez gene
>>536765190most people don't know this, but moose are the boys and deers are the girls
>>536756541Rural dwellers are poor primitive niggers who can't afford food yet they still think they're superior.
>>536756747700 nitro express for foxes.
>/pol/ - /out/Do faggots like OP only post whatever shit they come up with here because they honestly dont realize there are other boards on this site? In this case relevant boards dedicated to answering this type of question.
>>536765190you're all rightfuck city slickers
>>536756434you wont find any, there are no wild animals. you need big woods for that. all cities are fleeced everywhere. there is nothing and there are no fish.>i go to alaska and freeze to deathor you can sit there all day like the other anon and wait for 1 deer that never comes because the hunter anon didnt post a dead deer, ever.grocery store.off course there are spots somewhere with animals and an anonn will point it out but this fuking retard just wasted my time and made me type this also.you have no access to this most likely. these people who always have access to all the good shit because their daddy is SO RICH, they somehow think that everybody has the same life.these people are so fuking retarded i hate trust fund babies.
>>536770492>you wont find any, there are no wild animalsIf you've never been to America, you might be surprised. We have absolutely vast amounts of open space in this country. Yes, you might need to drive two hours (or more, especially on the east coast) away from a major city to find one, but the edges of these vast, open spaces constantly put e.g. deer and elk right in the middle of towns. I was surprised when I went to Europe how even in the countryside you were never really totally in the wilderness. There were only short stretches where you wouldn't see e.g. a farm or somesuch evidence of humans. In America, you can find places where there are huge stretches and population densities of only a person or two per square mile, if that.
>>536756747dont get the joke, instant minced meat?
>>536764459lets talk about your nose and then your eyes being below your ears. is the forest your 'temple"?
>>536756434It would be cannibalism.
>>536756434I want hunt a boar only with a spear and a sword
>>536756434>what is stopping me from just hunting wild animalsThe fact that you can't tell the difference between a live animal and a target dummy for one
>>536768133The GDP per capita of our poorest in Mississippi is higher than yours
>>536764938use set lines and traps if you can. no point in wasting time if you don't have too. squirrels and rabbits, use a snare.
>>536770492I'm in a city of 400,000 and routinely have deer crawling through my back yard
>>536777106I've noticed that jews and niggermutts tend to talk a lot of shit about things they have no idea about. Almost every major city in the U.S. bar a few have to hire sniper teams annually to cull the deer in the cities due to traffic concerns.
>>536756703>Most states are having a deer overpopulation problemDoubt. What are they gonna do? Shit in peoples yards? The only overpopulation problems are humans and invasive species.
>>536756434Well that guy is shooting a foam deer so it'd taste like shit. I only have pigs and pigs and rabbits nearby. Pigs eat shit, cum and asbestos so nobody eats them. Rabbits are fine. I want a goat but the only place I can get them is a three hour drive and I work all week.
>>536756434Nothing rajesh, except you're probably thinking of hunting cats and squirrels, and not paying attention to what season is in or land rights or anything like that. Stop killing song birds, faggot. They're not food.
>>536756434In your case I'm gonna go with lack of skill.
>>536756434In Louisiana people eat frogs for free. Southern America is greate but kike made hillbilly hills have eyes movies to demean them.
>>536768133>33masonic numbers oust you as a kike
>>536756434::blocks your path:: Hey there! I saw you fishing/hunting/existing there and I didn’t see your license displayed anywhere. >got a license >tags for that animal>noticed your dogs not on a leash >have any meat>can I see your cooler>are you parked over there>I need to search your vehicle >search warrant, I don’t need one. It’s called a Johnny on the spot warrant.>that fish you caught was not a hatchery fish so I’m gonna take all your fish, gear and vehicle, ticket you and take away your gun and hunting rights.
>>536756434Game wardens typically.
>>536756434Enjoy your prions
>>536768133I hate England
>>536756434Alot of wild animals are full of parasites and disease. Choose carefully I guess. Do not eat wild pigs.Fishing is safer and produces vastly more quantities of protien
>>536764458my boomer parents always say "yes" when they come around asking to pick our berries because they're cucks and fall for the "its for cancer research" lines
>>536783159meanwhile>spics can harvest 1,000s of baby sport fish that would get me a $21,000+ fine and jail time>when they go to court they say they were ignorant of the law>this defense gets them a slap on the wrist and a "don't do it again haha"seen it with my own eyes.
>>536756434Did your mommy teach you how to cook, young sporting life ?
>>536785842that's what cooking is for retard. you're full of parasites even if you don't know it.
>>536756434Thousands of years of hunting and weapons laws that make it more awkward than buying groceries.
>>536786275I’ve personally seen it with Hmong. Poatching deer, bear, salmon out of season, mushrooms, other peoples crab traps. It’s not uncommon you see them up in the woods pretending they don’t speak English baiting animals illegally. I don’t mind baiting wild game as long as everyone can do it not just a privileged minority. They go missing all the time in the woods probably directly because of their privilege.
>>536756434They put hunting behind a bunch of red tape and various laws to stop you from doing to cheap. You need a litany of safety equipment, licenses/fees, and to navigate the various seasons which animals can or cannot be hunted during. You need to hunt them in geographical area and anywhere outside of that can forfeit your meat, get you fined, or imprisoned.Then they also invented Lyme disease to stop off-the-grid living because you regularly need antibiotics.
>>536756646120mm smoothbore APDS is the standard for hunting medium game.
>>536756434>Why wouldn't this work?because the game police take that seriouslyyou'll end up on game cams and suchand paying *anyone* to do the work after the kill?is another good way to get in trouble.and if you're not what I'll call a "real hunter", its not going to work like you think it will anyways.
>>536756699>Wild animals can have diseases and shit so much sure you look that up firstlies. been eating wild game my whole life.i work seasonally at a deer processing plant.means I can't hunt any longer, but I don't have to.the boys coming in with several just give me my own deer carcass for a "tip".its almost the middle of summer and I'm *still* on deer meat constantly. my CAT gets a quarter pound of raw ground meat or its own chop, daily. my neighbor's cat has learned to pop in through the cat door, lol
>>536756735>Just beware of Chronic Wasting diseaseI've worked at butchering deer for years.I even cut into the brain to take the antlers off for euro mount guys.CWD is a nothing burger. if you're not a deer, anyways.
>>536756896>you sure? I mean the guy would butcher it for me and I know how to cook already, i'm sure I wouldn't undercook it mate. Wait maybe I am retarded though I should research more.honestly when i cook deer meat and I go steak? sear the outside and eat it just about raw inside. if you cook deer steak until all the red goes away? you'll hate it.
Wild animals are the only animals not injected with vaccines and fed grains.Even grass-fed beef will have been shot up with vaxxes. Wild animals like deer browse on herbs and seasonal stuff so they're nutritionally much more well-off than just some beef only eating grass.
>>536756896>yea I said hunting, but like why isn't it more common is my question.I live out in pickup truck country.I can legally hunt right out my back door.more people do it, just not where you live obviously.people that hunt? will jump at the chance to take you hunting.
>>536783159>I see you hunting / fishing / existing there on your own land with no trespassing lines fenced inFTFY they can literally just hop onto anyone's property they want.
>>536756541I know shitkins from coastal regions who fish to supplement their already great incomes for shitskin standards
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>>536756646joke aside you use a bow or traps unless you want to spook everything within a 10 mile radius in one shot
If you hunt deers I'm also assuming you are a zoophile who fucks deer pussy
>>536791019>>536791147>>536791237>>536791326holy shit bro this is pretty coo! nice to hear man, couple of questions for when you hunted:what do you do with the skins? lol.what rifle do you use?whats the deal with the backstrap?thanks bruv
>>536791753>joke aside you use a bow or traps unless you want to spook everything within a 10 mile radius in one shotfair lol, are crossbows a meme?
>>536764210Anon. Hunting is legal. Most states are begging people to hunt because boomers were shit parents that didn't pass it on and now there aren't enough hunters to control populations.
>>536756434did you learn nothing of the story robin hood? the king owns the deer. in this case, israel.
>>536757220>you won't actually save money>The time and labor required to process all that makes it less cost-efficient than buying farmed meatreally? news to me.easiest... ground meat the entire deer.no skill required. just cut off hunks of muscle and run it through a grinder.me and my buddy bought a chinese bandsaw and it has a grinder attachment, lol.gut and skinning is a ten minute procedure for me, but I do it for a living.with a grinder and now a bandsaw? done quick.but I have experience at all this.
>>536757435>you have to take the guts out in the field so the meat doesnt get spoiled, please learn to do this firstsave the liver, though. and the heart.
>>536791826in my opinion yes but they outrange bows if you're not english
>>536757580>i have been eating roadkill since the 90's as a kid.>just make sure it hasnt been dead for long,same here.the trick is to get roadkill when its really cold out.if its still warm or not frozen? still good.and if you see "heat waves" coming off?god's gift, that's a fresh one.
>>536756747I use 30x173 but only for finishing off animals that somehow didn't die from the force of the initial shockwave of the HE
>>536756896>why isn't it more common is my question>6 million deer killed annually by hunters in the UShow fucking retarded are you? you probably shouldnt use a gun and just stick to chicken tenders/
>>536756434Quit bothering. At this point it ain't about women in my life. I've made the decision to hunt you to hell, everything else is secondary.
>>536791834>Hunting is legalYeah but hunting outside a designated season is poaching. Also, I'm not sure hunting deer is a good idea in the summer with all the ticks
>>536756434Nothing. Get your license and hunt. It's comfy spending time inna woods.
>>536757080Rabbits in most states also.
>>536786546>Just cook parasites and shit broHave you ever slaughtered a wild animal you hunted? I can tell you haven't. You are just belching out talking points. I got trichinosis from a wild pig. A piece of pig blood got on me and got into me. I was sick for 9 months.
>>536791826>fair lol, are crossbows a meme?300 dollar Killer Instinct at 420 f.p.s. works fine.no drop from zero to 45 yards.I all but decapitated a doe at 65 yards last year
>>536756646Get one of these.420mm rounds. And so portable!Can probably get a second hand one.
>you won't actually save money>The time and labor required to process all that makes it less cost-efficient than buying farmed meatFalse. An elk tag in NV is $125 ($400-600 as non resident), and you get 150lbs of clean meat, no vax, hormones, Jose touching it with his ecoli ridden hands, bleaching etc. Last I checked 1/2 a government cow that yields the same amount meat is over $3k.The thousands i save and the fact that I'm not feeding poison to my family is well worth the effort.If you buy government meat at the grocery store you are a faggot who's dependent on the government. Your family has no respect for you.
>>536792238Deer season is late fall, early winter. In most places you're allowed to take so many that lots of people fill up a chest freezer and eat it througout the year. There also tend to be fewer seasonal restrictions for small game like squirrels and rabbits. Which you're generally allowed to shoot anyway if they're fucking with your garden or whatever.
>>536756434In GERMANY (all of Europe actually) that would be illegal because there are just not enough animals.Also I guess parasites.
>>536791799>holy shit bro this is pretty coo! nice to hear man, couple of questions for when you hunted:>what do you do with the skins? lol.I save them for the deer processing plant owner. they get salted and stacked on a pallet so he gets a few extra bucks at the end of the year>what rifle do you use?I have more guns than a woman has shoes, lol. but lately its been my prized 6.5-06 which is a 30-06 necked down to 6.5mm, or crossbow for bow season.>whats the deal with the backstrap?the best meat on a cow or deer... is the muscles running along the spine. on a deer its nicknamed the backstrap. cut off with a knife, it looks like a long straight steak. you get two off each deer spine. trim the junk off, then cut it into steakk sized lengths. cut those in half, they're so damn thick or leave them thick as fuck for that kind of steak. regular people like it in half. bandsaw the back legs (steaks, chops), the rest is ground meat into the grinder.>thanks bruvno problem.big farmers get "red tags" which are hunting tags with hardly any restrictions on your methods to fill them. A farmer applies and gets say 40 red tags based on deer crop damage. he calls us, and we go out and straight murder the deer, fun as fuck. we're up to our ass in deer meat. we have to give it away on red tag huts, its just too much after the freezers are filled.>I make it sound easy and it is, but I've also been shooting and reloading for 20 years, too. with my 6.5-06 down prone on bipods... any deer I want within a couple hundred yards is down. weird thing? the does have little water balloons inside them, with fetal deer. many have more than one. I pop the balloons, andn drop the fetal deer into a bag. I came home with about 60 fetal deer in a bag, and fed my buddies two dogs all they wanted, and gave the rest to the neighbors chickens, LMAO.
>>536793165how is that possible when i literally read news about austrian cities in terror because hordes of wild boar are running through them attacking random people
>>536756541This. I am constantly being offered deer sausage or alligator sausage
>>536794372Europe is taken over by green fags of german origin. The ony game they are ok to be hunted is the White man.
>>536790365>APDSNah, HE is the way to go
>>536795599And boar, they multiply like shipped in brownoids
>>536783159I’m unbelievably lucky I have land so I don’t have to deal with these fucks. Just gotta be in season
>>536756747modern hunting being pussified has made it extremely inhumane, I use grandpas Pak 36 for deer to minimize their suffering.
>>536773025continental europe has been settled for millennia. I am constantly shocked going south, you are closer to beer on tap than a deer 99.9% of the time. you'd have to go to northern Scandinavia, the Carpathians, parts of Scotland, or generally places no one sane would want to be in to find genuinely wild nature. pro tip btw, we have something called Allemannsretten - translates loosely into all mans right - which states you can camp and forage wherever you want as long as it isn't in a residential area or on farmland. also extends to boats so you can moor, camp, forage or fish where ever you want. freshwater requires licenses but you get one for 2$ via text message. when I was dirt poor a couple of years ago I went out, fished and foraged used to supplement basics like potatoes, lentils and beans. the browns do know a thing or two about surviving in desititution. this thread kinda makes me want to get back into it but for fun this time around.
>>536756434>pay someone to butcher it That's the problem By all means just learn to hunt, butcher, and preserve it yourself faggot Be mindful of diseases, especially with deer
>>536795599i once got a green brochure in the mail, already the first page had pieces is slavic. their related socialist parties also have their websites in turkish. theyre not german.
>>536796832Can I come hunt on your land brother?
>>536797023Good to see there's still good people out there not wanting animals to suffer needlessly
>>536756434Some people do exactly this.Especially to keep the deer and pig populations under control.
>>536763630It's not zog, game wardens are all county/city law enforcement and it's not about being told what to do it's about not wiping out an animal species. If game wardens and cops didn't exist there is a good chance the locals would just kill you for poaching. I probably would.
