>door knocks>hey anon it's me bibi. they're after me i need to hide in your house what do?
invite him in, distract him with a bowl of fresh foreskins and a cup of blood while i call the icc
>>536776854i would have no choice i have to protect bibi even if it means i die
>>536776854>what do?of course I would hide Benjamin Netanyahu in my house. but in return he must read me good night storys from the Talmud every night.
>>536776854I grant him sanctury just to piss of the Globalists.There is no law than state law.
>>536776854I hide him in my attic and call the police when he runs out of money (I was still very generous)
he should seek asylum in America after his political career for the lulz, it would be actually hilarious..dirty job style programming where a camera follows his American daily exploits >curb your enthusiasm music intensifies
>>536777051This
>>536776854I'd let him hide out in my home simply to own the libs.
I would tell him he's only allowed in if he's willing to play Crash Bash co-op mode with me until we win the entire game.If not, take a hike, kike.
>>536776854I have some spare room in my oven bibi. Come in.
>>536776854id let him live in my attic as a rape slave. his ass will be full of my sweet sweeyt chunky garlic hummus 24/7
>>536777520What a shit game I absolutely adore.
>>536777583>id let him live in my attic as a rape slaveHi Bibi I am Anne...
>>536777051Oh, right, you don't have any guns or even pointy knives.I'd invite him in and then [deleted because I don't want to get raided by the FBI].
>>536776854I need a new lampshade
>>536776854I would make sure that no one ever found him.
>>536776854I’d let him hide out in my woodchipper. Then I’d let him hide out in my yard underground with lye pored over the top so the Nazi dogs don’t find him. I love jews.
>>536776854"Hide" him in my basement. I have a sound proof torture chamber set up.No one is going to find him... in one piece.
>>536776854Start stabbing.
>>536776854>>door knocks>>hey anon it's me bibi. they're after me i need to hide in your houseHey Alta cocker get in here.
