Come watch niggers beg for their freedom: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGbH88Zn7DI
>>536782612TYBmornin frensi think this guy is in deep schmidt
>>536782612Old guy with a couple guns, let him go. How fucking unamerican is it take away an old gun nuts guns. I don’t care what the deal is as long as he isn’t killing folks.
TYB finally caught it at the beginning
>>536782612TYB and good morning anons
>old man still living in a time where gun laws were not completely gay. >busted for having guns in truck, trailer, magazines, ammo etc. >I don’t know where those guns came fromI bet these people vote to disarm Americans.
>you know
I’m surprised they went to exec session, I figured they would deny him outright because he obviously bullshitting.
enhanced audio of what he was muttering to his lawyer:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaFPafetNwU
Good evening fine gentlemen.
>just wanted my guns, chickens, and goats. >not in this country sir
>DONTREVIOUS
Missed yesterday due to seeing the doctorThey had a wall with all the doctors who work there and there was an entire row of pajeets Glad my doctor is a white fagDid I miss anything good yesterday?
>>536784078nah it was a pretty unexceptional day all in all. there was an old hag named Madonna who decided to start doing meth after having her first stroke, which is a bold decision, but nothing really amazing.
>>536784078Not really. There were no wild antics that we have become accustomed to. There were 2 repeat hearings of inmates who had previously been denied, but that is it.
This guy's life could have been the plot to a new john wick>govt took away my .22>sent me to jail>took away my hearing aid>slaughtered my chickens and goats>now they're forcing me to live at some mulotta's house?I'm here to kick ass and chew skoal, and I'm all outta skoal
>>536783914What if he was white? I would chuckle.
>>536784462KEK! I lost at the volume!
assuming ms pink shirt is actually a female, would
>>536784506for a second there when this guy sat down....
>>536784587WHITE ms pink shirt, that is. nigger pink hadn't arrived yet when i posted that.
good morning gentlemen. total nigger death.
>>536784794indeed my good sir. in fucking deed. and a fine morn to you as well.
Pedos should just be exiled to an island for life.
>>536785003Yes they tried that and people kept going to the island for fun.
>>536785003louisiana passed a law a couple of years ago allowing judges to sentence kid diddlers who diddle under 12s to surgical castrationif we're lucky one day we may get to see some guy on here literally pleading with the board to grant clemency to his balls.
>>536785111That works too.
>>536784078Like an actual fag? Doesn't that get weird when it's time to check for hernias and colon polyps?
>>536785232Kek.>Hey doc, why're you always checking my asshole and dick? I came in here because I dropped a hammer on my toe
>>536785232He's my primary for the time beingGot him in a hurry after a medical emergency and new insurance so it's all basic stuff and blood work
>>536785346So far he has been professional and once asked if I wanted a nurse to be present when I had him check an injury/healing scar near my lower back/ass crack.Sadly I'll settle for a competent homo over an incompetent Indian.>Oh very sorry saar the saline injection was mixed up with corrosive acid *bobbles head*
>>536785742>Sadly I'll settle for a competent homo over an incompetent Indian.I am inclined to agree with you. There is a greater than zero chance the incompetent poo would also be a fag.
>>536785742>>536785975yea the profession really ain't what it used to be
>>536786028I was searching for a dentist and it's all poos and spics where I am.The best I can do is a white woman. Had one years ago who was very nice and pretty but she in-network but in another city that's a pain in the ass to drive to. Weighing my options.
>>536786197i have lost both my doctor and my plan about a half a dozen times in the years since obama told his lies about keeping them. and regardless of what plan i picked or from what company, my rates have only gone up every single year. OH HEY RANDY
>psycho with a 50 year sentence>first 72 dykesThis guy is getting parole isn’t he?
How many miles of inmate dick has Sophie taken?
>>536786349She looks sadI'd imagine working with niggers all day ruins your spiritWant to give her a hug
i am pretty sure the First 72's "office" is just somebody's downstairs guestroom or finished basement den.
>>536786418
>>536786442Are you kidding, she could release your murderer and smile about. These are the hardcore cadre true believers of leftism.
lol why is the camera trying to focus on the fattie?
>>536786548I can fix her bro
>Everyone's a victim>It's a victimless crimewhat
Bottom right is giving me Beetlejuice vibes
This nigga just said the Steve Harvey program
I thought sophie was mia for a while.
>>536786870Sophie has a long slender neck That's how I spot her right away
>>536786870Mia has epic hooters
wish she'd provide me with some wraparound services iykwim
"Wives could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this parish before. There could be wives anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare nose. "I HATE wives" he thought. Take Me Out to the Ball Game reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $9 café au lait circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of married women. "With a baseball bat, you can beat whoever's wife you want" he said to himself, out loud.
fucking lol
He contacted two criminal charity programs and had them both show up unaware of each otherThat's kind of hilarious
>>536786967>Đúng rồi
“for the record Kerry and I are not related” LOL!>>536787209Noice
fucking lol again
>>536786750I just realized she looks like a shoebillOr in this case, a sneakerbill
>>536787385She sure does, kek!
Ledoux finally gives one of these guys the warning they all need to hearMust be getting too much of a revocation backlog>>536787788But I already did Revious Ben
vaseline lens
>Jelishagod damnCHIRP
>>536787908>But I already did Revious BenExactly
>attempted and failed to pass the GEDnot good
>>536788148Chirp Collection:Chirps aplenty https://youtu.be/Hzjxm_1D1x0?t=6811Chirp https://youtu.be/UApbJBAx5iI?t=10289Dueling chirps https://youtu.be/KZUa02btdZ8?t=1799Chirp https://youtu.be/F4iRFXllkK0?t=7737Schizo Chirp https://youtu.be/mYftfHdInVc?t=3309First chirps of 2025 https://youtu.be/1JmDmUMtUDY?t=861Chirps (2/10/25) https://youtu.be/j1NvEt8o-xU?t=13173Chirps aplenty (7/22/2025) https://youtu.be/0jtOze_CHZI?t=1983Chirps (9/18/2025) https://youtu.be/NKrRyNSxLT4?t=9968Phantom chirps (9/23/2025) https://youtu.be/4BQoe-AKHcc?t=12558Orange hair chirps 12/1/25 https://youtu.be/F7GNSL1rr3k?t=7282First chirps of 2026! (2/11/26) https://youtu.be/M5QoOtdPpRs?t=4248Sister victim chirp (5/13/26) https://youtu.be/cXXckOAObcA?t=10218
>>536788502based archivistanon>dude's brother calling into zoom from bed while fully dressed>takes longer to unmute himself than he does to speak for his bro
will he get out or not?
>>536788852i don't think so
>>536788852My gut says no due to insufficient time served.
>>536788982>>536789180nice!
they're extra butthurt after karmelo going down yesterday
>>536789227all that stuff about his dna being on the ax handle used to beat that woman to death, and the prior rape convictions, and the classes he may or may not have taken, and his evasive ass answers about who did what ("i dunno. wannut mee!")... none of that was a great look in the board's eyes.
>>536789407I had turned in for a few minutes, that's why I askedI had a general feeling but I didn't see everything from the beginningso ... thanks for the details
well he looks pretty much exactly how i expected
IF OBAMA HAD A SON HE WOULD LOOK LIKE DONTAVIOUS OR WHATEVER THE FUCK THIS MONKEY MAN'S NAME IS
Scuffed Trevor Noah
>>536790249
Holy shit, I had a white coonass gf w/huge tits named Shaunda. This one will not be white guaranteed.
this guy is either dumb as fuck or doing a good job pretending
shit is that the lawyer woman from the RV?
>>536790736>This one will not be white guaranteed.Oh wow. She must also be a Louisiana trailer park escapee.
>schedule 2 methaneMY NAME IS CHUCKAND I LIKE TO SUCK
>>536791640Here is that hearing:Missing sperm, must adjourn-wildest revocation ever https://youtu.be/SuJcPIDn-60?t=2886
GOD DAMNThat old bitch has the voice like a NFL linebacker
>>536791640It is, lol
This feels like Martin Lawrence in dragBig Momma's Court
>>536791745oh christ i forgot she was from THAT case on top of everything>each member of the board at different times makes an attempt to cut the niggers off and put an end to the horror>but they end up being cut off themselves as this gaggle of monkeys goes into agonizing detail about the particulars of their rough sex, leaving the board sitting there, slack jawed in horror as the catastrophe just keeps on rolling, seemingly neverending
>>536792027"they was all lovey-dovey" is my favorite quote from that hearing
>>536792027oh and i just remembered the one chick had tardive dyskenisa or whatever so her fucking face was twitching uncontrollably the entire time just to top it all off
>>536792363Yes sir, she sure did
lol does erika have two black eyes?
Oh no she's kind of cute
>>536792696yea i'd hit it
>>536792696yeah shes my type
clearly this guy's a real deep thinker
>>536792696>>536792816Would also. She already had gray hair in law school
>>536793123shes a dyke apparently
Anons, she likes poetryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePInYOxJevM
AHAHAHHAHAA
wey mornin /lpbg/ how yall doin
>>536793194i can fix her
>>536793251comfy as hell fren. how you doing?
>>536793123>>536793194I'd pin her knees behind her ears until we're a sweaty mess
>>536793123they all look jewisha lot of jews from out of lousiana have become public defenders in louisianastrange
>>536793251I just took a pork tenderloin out of the ovenSo it's a good day
They're teaching grown ass men the shit you tell a bratty toddler when they have a tantrum
>>536793595it's almost like they should put this shit in school or something. but who am i kidding we all know school is for showing off to girls and committing crimes without real repercussions.
>>536793475I also enjoy pork tenderloin.
da paru officah
at this point i'm far more interested in zoom user's quest for fire or whatever the hell it is she's up to.
he was buying drugs
For those into choco milkers. Nadia has themhttps://www.instagram.com/shewho.unfolds/
>>536794613dayum
>>536794767I bet they smell like coco butter
>>536794613ive always wanted to add someones social media while theyre live to see if i can get a reactioncbf now tho
>>536794613>she who unfoldsPretentious cunt energy
Zoom user is entertaining
>>536794876Some black women like to over do it with fragrances so she probably smells like a mix of stuff that doesn't pair wellThey also like sharp smelling perfumes that will sting your nostrils
>I'm not going to hold his hands Means "No"He only cares if he shows up and works and fuck any of that other shit
>babies and things
we need him back fo dem babies an sheeit
>>536796150Someone gotsta pay fo deez keeds, and welfare don't even be givin me>>536796150 enough food stamps fo ma newports!
>>536796280Oh my godDon't be so ignorant and ill informed anonYou can't buy Newports with food stamps
another one done and dusted. until we meet again.
>>536796428In the right bodega you can.
>>536796654No no noYou trade them for cash then you can by ciggys, wrapping papers, and press on nailsThey literally lend out their EBT cards to people in exchange for cash and the local governments know but EBT is run by third parties who don't give a shit either
>>536796902>wrapping papers, and press on nailskek
