Cars:>Needs license/registration so the government can track you>Government regularly inspects it to legally drive>Legally forces you to pay insurance so they can pay for other people's accidents>Fuel needs big government subsidies to stay under $5/gallon>Government can revoke privilege to drive anytimeBicycles:>Not required to register>No inspection requirement>Bike insurance optional. Not required>No need for government subsidies>Biking privilege cannot be revokedBicycles are the freedom loving man's choice. You cuck to the government if you drive a car.
>>536787505Electric bike + motorcycle is ideal inner city combo, but you need a home with a garage you own less than an hour away with an actual vehicle for SHTF.
>>536787505i think i WONT turn my 45 minute commute through the mountains of appalachia into a week long bicycle trekfucking idiot. adults buy vehicles
>>536787505I prefer the park where I can take smoke breaks.
>>536787505This fact makes Americans seethe
>>536787505I'm not going to commute to work on a fucking bike.
>>536787505>>536787505I have cycled a thousand 500 miles from Oban, taking the ferry, and cycling almost every Hebridean isle then ferrying from Lewis to Ullapool and cycling north to John O Groats. I cycled all of Stromness on Orkney, dived the wrecks on Scappa flow and then ferried back and cycled all the way down to Edinbrugh before I got a cold and pussed out and trained back to London. It was a trip I took in 2015 to swear off whores. It was great for my Vril. All good white men should take a cycle trip like mine. See the world. Find yourself. Grow your hatred of nonwhites with purpose and passion. Ama.
>>536790582Bæjsd
>>536787505oh fuck off you autist, always posting about bikes and whinging about cars.
The bad thing about bicycles is that they break the fuck down often and you have to have a cuck kit to patch it up on the go, on top of that you get dirt and shit all over you and end up all sweaty
>>536790744It really, really was. You can be free and happy and completely fulfiilled as a white man in the Hebrides. One day, I would like to return. >>536791173>>536791070Unironically, both of you need to go on a long bike ride. Maybe a tandem.
I'm afraid in the near future when ai tech has perfected law enforcement all the joy of riding bikes will cease. Imagine going out riding all day with 1000 flock cameras scanning to see if you ran a stop sign or whatever other minor bullshit you do when it's safe to. Or even worse imagine if every time you jaywalked (also known as walking across the fucking street) you were sent a ticket with timestamped photos attached. I'm worried bros
>>536791173What kind of set up do you have? I ride all the time and rarely get a flat. My gf would get flats all the time before I realized she was filling it too low. Might have some kind of problem like that going on
>>536791718There are ways to dazzle these cameras. Dont wear the same clothes every day and dont take the same routes at the same times. Mark every single camera location. Eventually, we will need to destroy them all and rape the statists to death and corpos forcing this shit. Massive amounts of violence will happen well before the total police state can fully form here in the west. Unironically, going full leftist means destroying corpo and state subversion and reverting to agragrian principled living. Conservatives are behind every single sin in the world.
>>536787505My car has driven me 10 miles today, which is the width of your entire insignificant little country
In the early '90s I hiked across the entire UK and bicycled across the U.S. Good times!
>>536791973I'm all for it. I just hope the stuff we're saying anonymously now isn't held against us in the future when the tech to perfectly trace our posts to our real life id puts us on some watch list even just for discussing it..
>>536787505My bice is in my car
>>536787505>WAAAH WAAAH I CAN'T BELIEVE I NEED TO PAY FOR THINGS SOMETIMES LIKE A FUNCTIONING ADULT!!!!poorfag manchild cope, go play with your funkopops after you're done riding your oversized children's toy
>>536792083Lol i mean that is a forgone conclusion hahha. But what else is new under the sun? Suggesting we need to kill Statist corpos pushing global slavery is not a criminal offense anywhere in america. Unironically, if the top leadership of the ccp politburo were tortured and executed live in china in Shanghai in front of the big testicle, we wouldn't have anything to worry about. Ccp is the satan.
>>536787505>go on road>DIE>go on highway>DIE>it's raining>DIE
>>536791718I know you took the anti-covid hysteria very seriously but why not just wear a fucking mask? Why is wearing a mask everywhere not a movement?
>>536791439i rode around the world 2x anon but you dont see me whinging about cars like the WEF faggot OP is.
>>536787902>>536789843>>536792211>>536792379>I'm weakall you need to say bro, no need to write an essay
I wish bikes were mandatory registration. Would put a big damper on the bike theft rings.
>>536787505>Bicycles:>Not required to register>No inspection requirementMaybe in YOUR country, but here you have to register them with the council and take them for a bi-annual check-up to make sure you have been properly maintaining them, we don't want dangerous bikes on the road, they might injure someone. >Biking privilege cannot be revokedI think you'll find it absolutely can anon. It's all part of the new Department for Transport thing coming in next year. If you've got a bike you're supposed to get it inspected every 24 months now. If you don't, it gets flagged on the council system as unroadworthy and technically you're not supposed to be riding it. If it gets flagged you've got to get the chain checked, brakes measured and all that, then send the paperwork in and pay a £45 fee before they'll clear it again. Most people haven't heard about it yet because they're not really advertising it, but it's supposed to be about safety and making sure bikes are being maintained properly. I think its called the "BFF Framework" or something, I forget, Bicycling for Fitness or something like that. It has some wanky name anyway.
>>536792629>you have to register them with the council and take them for a bi-annual check-upyou better be joking. im sure you are. not even Switzerland is that autistic about bikes
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>>536792592yeah great, another way for the state to take your money and have another reason to interfere.
>>536792584>single sentence posts>essayAverage cyclist intelligence, is this why you retards also treat red lights and stop signs like they're some incomprehensible technologies from an alien planet?
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>>536792592I would agree to this if it were motorized, even homebrew jobs. Pure pedal, no.
>>536787505Yes, enjoy riding your bike 10 km in snow and rain +6 months out of the year
>>536791173Maybe it's time to swap out your huffy
>>536787505What, are you homeless? Why do you have all those bags?
>>536791718wtf now I'm in favour of flock cameras?????So tired of bikenigs running red lights, stop signs and breaking every rule fo the road and then having a melty when the consequences of their own actions catches up to them
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>>536796584they are the most vulnerable on the road. just let them get smushed if thats what they want, but why beg for more government spying on everything?
>>536796584If you weren't a hylic you'd instantly realize the implications of living in such a world and how it would be turned on you. It's not like they want a perfect complete surveillance state just to fuck with cyclists
>>536787902>I'm fatTruth is shorter nigger
>>536787505>>536787768Unrestricted E-bikes are based.
>>536795261what are you? poor?wtf is this poorfag bike
>>536787505In the USA you can get a DUI for having a beer and riding a bike.
>>536792551If they achieve what they want then it won't even matter. It will compile perfectly every single variable every context clue every digital footprint pertaining to your location to prove where you are and are not 24/7 with NO escape..
>>536798972land of the cucks
>>536787505>Not required to register>No inspection requirement>Bike insurance optional. Not required>No need for government subsidies>Biking privilege cannot be revokedHey Norwegian fucktard, with the way you are, it is just a matter of time until these change.Tell me, what would you do if they required you to register and get your bike inspected?You'd go register and get it inspected. That's how you live your life. You bend the knee. Always.
Tell a hoe you ride a bicycle. Go on. Bodycam POV too so I can see her face
>>536792629Being legally required to maintain your bike is insane lmaoSubjects of a king eternally cucked
>>536792629>Maybe in YOUR country, but here you have to register them with the council and take them for a bi-annual check-up to make sure you have been properly maintaining them, we don't want dangerous bikes on the road, they might injure someone.I refuse to believe this. It cannot be true.
>>536787505if everyone stopped driving and started cycling the government would tax the shit out of it
>>536787505I could just take my plate off my motorcycle. They have no chase laws if you take off
>>536799128>>536799132you also need to bring your skateboard and your rollerblades to the city council on a monthly basist. Nigel Bakayoko Al-Cuckani
>>536792629people will believe this too because its absolutely some insane shit we would do but haven't yet. also stop giving the government ideas.
>>536787505I used to bike everywhere till my fucking tires would just get punctures so fucking much to the point I stopped. I was only riding on solid ground on the same paths each time. Is there any reccomended really hard tire. Its like a 3 grand bike.
>>536787505But bikes make you gay. Faggot
>>536799431may be stop riding cuckold road bikes tour de france like (gravels included)
>>536799431Idk about tires but use Slime or a similar sealing goo, you squeeze some into your tubes and it fills the punctures with fibers 'til it seals.
>>536798898>a fucking ebike>not even a speck of dirt on it despite being a mountain bikeEvery day here on 4chan I lose respect further for Hungarians. You really are all just sex obssessed dorks. At least Czechs excercise as god intended. >>536798972>>536799066Lying faggots. Tell me more about the laws in my own fucking country. https://bike-size.com/guides/bike-laws/drinking-and-cycling
>>536799789my flag is italian
>>536798972Drinking and biking are like peanut butter and jelly. It's one of those laws where you have to be a complete asshole in order to actually get in trouble for something like that. I'm always having a beer in public and smoking and whatever I want on the bike because I keep it to myself
>>536787505I always ride my bicycle mostly
>>536795261It's fun as fuck to ride out someplace and camp overnight off the gear you carried, try it sometime.
>>536800004Fr frYeah Riding a bicycle is good for building up a stamina
>>536799103This, I fully expect every box to be checked before 2040. Not only governments, insurance companies hate cyclist due to high accident rates.
>>536799898Kill your fucking self
>>536800242>high accident rateswatbikes are safer than cars
>>536799431schwalbe makes some excellent tires with built in puncture protection. not sure what kind of tire you want but i can attest to the amazing ability of Marathon Plus tires to resist almost anything while lasting 20k miles fully loaded.
>>536792551>camera sees a masked man leave a house>does a lookup on the property, narrows down to a handful of people>follows the man>man arrives at a destination>if it's a home, cross references the people there>if one and only one overlap, sends a ticket>if no, monitors him and waits for him to leave to continue monitoringEven if you bounce around and stay overnight at your friend's house before returning home, eventually it will figure out who you are. And even if you take an ass-backwards meandering enough path to fool it once, what have you accomplished? You spent a day and a half doing what could have been a 30min drive, just to avoid one ticket, and you must do this every time you travel to do so. Like, eventually the inconvenience of avoiding identification is higher than just obeying the laws, even if the laws are retarded.
>>536802122you do it with have a drop offleave surveilled house go to mid point change vehicles, or be on foot, go to hidden spot stash whatever, most of the time just stash another bike part by part, or other vehicles without registration, then you use that to go to another spot etc
>>536787505I don't want to be run over, that why I'm using a car.