Is /pol/ prepared for the upcoming collapse?
>>536816477it's the Golden Agewhy would we collapse?
>>536816606ThisThe numbers are HUGEInflationH1B approvalsmoney sent to israelPanicans need to STFU and let us continue to WIN BIGLY
No. If society collapsed, I'd rather die. lol.
>>536816477>Over half of the food stash is protein powder and supplements..
>>536816477Collapse? More like prolapse
Beans and bullets stacked deepSeal wheat and sugar in mylar is easy and cheap
>>536816477What do you win if you survive?
prepared to die, yup. Imagine all the shitskins having no access to gibs anymore, holy fuck
>>536816477if you think thats going to get you through "the collapse" I have bad news for you...
>>536818340ROSE BUD REVOLUTION
Me? I'm CAUSING the upcoming collapse!
>>536816477There won't be any collapse, just climate change (let me guess, there will be shitskin climate refugees), the racemixing crisis, the breeding crisis)
>>536819804Counterpoint: There will be no cops anymore to arrest you for shooting them when they try to break into your home and rape your family.
>huelngmi
>>536816477How did you create your other thread>>536816456within the same minute but under a different flag, Mr. 1pbtid?
>>536816477if society collapses in some fantastic way that things like that would be necessary, id much rather go out shooting and steal all that shit.but "the collapse" is not going to be a big fantastic event where everything goes to shit all at once.it'll be a steady decline.thats how the roman empire collapsed.one day the local aqueduct wasnt repaired. and it never was repaired. things gradually just fell apart like that until there was nothing left.it's a slow march downward.you will one day wake up in Brazil - America.
>>536816477I've seen you post these pictures before. You must have started in 2020 at least. What do you do with food that is already expiring or getting old? Do you eat it and store more?
>>536819736If he survives, he gets a rough mohawked bf who he can cuddle every night.
>>536816477how did you prepare op?for when your anus collapsed
>>536816477This shit won't last a year. Bags of beans, bags of rice, will last you a decade. Get some cheap land in the middle of nowhere. Dig a well on it. Park a camper on it. Move there and keep chickens and grow potatoes on it if shit ever hits the fan.
>>536816477>collapseyou should have a 2go bag ready at all times. also consider self defense from threats such as drones, guns, dogs, large sticks etc.
If I had a family, I'd care. I mostly view people who cling to life like this as embarrassing. It will probably never happen, and if it does, who fucking cares. Life isn't so great that I'd spend all of that energy worrying about how I'm going to cling to it in some fictional unlikely collapse scenario. The irony is many of these neurotic preppers wouldn't survive anyway. They all think they are some self-reliant badass by buying a bunch of dehydrated food, and supplies, nevermind that THEY NEEDED A SOCIETY TO BUY THOSE SUPPLIES FROM IN THE FIRST PLACE.Nobody survives in nature by themselves. Anybody who thinks they would survive a collapse alone is brainwashed on muh rugged individualism America solipsism. No matter how neurotically they prepare, they will be overcome by a group that is able to create social bonds and cooperate.
im a faggot
>>536816477>4000 rounds of 5.56>~3000 rounds of 7.62x39>8000 rounds of 9mm>a half dozen hillbilly retard friends>a still to keep everyone drunk and dumbI refer to my neighbors pejoratively as "loot boxes".
>>536816477yes
>>536820374They think of you as the cocky guy with the purty lips who's stacking an ammo supply for them.
>>536820535I bet this dude's got a stash of canned food and pretty daughters.
>>536820438>that mag
>>536820438>yesNo your not.
>>536816477The fantasy of Apocalypse and hiding out with guns and supplys is exciting. The reality of tedious slow decline until the day you get sick and die isn't as appealing, is it?
>>536817289In most potential sceneries where you don't just die randomly meat is going to be hard to come by. It's that or beans.>>536816477No, if you're referring to this sort of bronze age gradual degradation of society that's a bit of a crapshoot to bother prepping for if you don't have a fortified compound of armed, and trained dudes. Universally you see local warlords crop up, and steal from (you).>>536817028It's probably not happening any time soon, you're being silly. Far weaker societies have weathered far worse. >>536817170You'd be shocked at how unwilling you are to die.>>536819841He's extremely short on water, sanitation, and should invest in some amusement, and comfort, but many disasters can be avoided by just chilling at home for a month.>>536819804While roving bands of criminals stealing shit is a concern in a lot of likely scenarios, they tend to shrink at any armed conflict. If things are so desperate that all production is halting indefinitely it again is more of a "How many soldiers do you have?" question. >>536820236The timeline of Mad Max has confused me, it seems like the first movie is depicting the start of a gradual collapse, and the second is a few months into a total cessation of production that normal people's bodies are still rotting on the highway, but the feral child, unless they just underwent some mental break, throws a wrench into that. >>536820244While being in a remote location is advisable if you're expecting some sort of long term disaster resulting in total societal collapse, it's just extending the timetable for someone finding you unless you've selected a really extremely remote spot. Anywhere with any kind of road is going to be found pretty quickly. We have an extremely large population, and abundant transportation. If it's within 300 miles of a population center, you can bet someone will drive there.
I think it's smart having buncha consumables, some tools and equipment, solar panels and a battery, just so you could reasonably comfortably survive some small temporary crisis but I'm stacking metal, stocks and bonds too so that I can just fuck off somewhere else easily if things get really bad.
>>536821162>>536821162>The reality of tedious slow decline until the day you get sick and die isn't as appealing, is it?Not at all, this is why I drink
>>536816477Wowzer that's enough supplies to last like two weeks.
All this prepping is a waste of time, just pull the covers over your head and wait it out
2 more weeks
>>536816477there will be no collapseyou're not overthrowing the gubmintyou're not becoming a warlordyou're not getting laid in the wastelandsyou're ain't doing shit
>>536816477No, but I just I time got prepared for OP's mom's prolapse.
>>536820438Based gear/gunfag
>>536821377>it's just extending the timetable for someone finding youNobody is coming looking for you. No matter what the situation is, the one group of people nobody gives a shit about are hicks out in the countryside.
>>536816477there's some spoopy shit coming from Mars right now that have boffins puzzled. A signal, not from the surface but way way above the surface, like a satellite
>>536820438>That magColorado?Someone dox this chud!!!
>>536820438>10 round magthat is ten rounds right.....right?!
We're all going to die one day but if you want to live forever then you need to be born again. Keep the commandments and spread the Gospel.https://old.bitchute.com/video/mF9nk6i2D3zW/
>>536816477I have a stockpile of beans and rice and seeds ever since covid happened. When I buy groceries, I usually get 2 bags of 5-10lbs rice and pinto beans, plus some vegetable oil. I need to figure out how to store flour properly. Currently researching how to keep rain water properly. My fiancé has fish, and I made a filtration system where I pump a ring on some transparent pex tubing which separates their waste from the filters and then I drain those chambers unto buckets to water my garden. Got tomatoes, potatoes, sweet corn and flour corn, cabbage, onions, beans, radishes, zucchini, squash, butternut squash, watermelon, pumpkins, and a variety of peppers. I used to be in charge of water desalination on a usn vessel, and I had a system in Florida that was basically a modern rendition of how romans made fresh water when out on long voyages. But I live near fresh water now, so less of a need for desalination. I've only gotten processed meat from commodities cause I'm injun, and most of my meat comes from game and fish I hunt. If anyone wants to go camping/innawoods and get spooked by injun haints, lmk.
>>536823793California, Connecticut, Delaware, Hawaii, Maryland, Massachusetts, New Jersey, New York, Rhode Island, Vermont, Washington, Colorado, and Illinois all have unconstitutional magazine restrictions.
>>536819736hundreds of free homes and free cars will be everywherei will move from my prepper shed into a 30000000 $$$ villa for free.
>>536816477what collapse?????????you didn't tell me shit
>>536816477My boomer dad was a prepper in the late 70s, nothing happened we threw his shit away.
>>536824792lol, at least you can learn from his retardation
>>536816477dowsing rodtractoraugur:^)
>>536819736Real peace of mind
>>536816477If I am, I'm not telling anyone that I am.
>>536817170I'll gladly kill you.
>>536822705On the contrary, it's the third thing people do when groceries stop coming in. We saw this happen in the area surrounding Caracas, Beirut, Tripoli (twice), Sidon, and many others somewhat recently. People need to eat, and if nobody is bringing in food, nobody is going to work either. Everyone is turning over every rock looking for their next meal. They eat every animal they can find in the city, then the suburb, and keep going. Able bodied young men aren't going to sit at home, and starve to death. It's never happened.
>>536816477yeah I have a ton of functional VCR's, DVD players, VCR/DVD player combos, and tons of VHS tapes and DVDs.
>>536825765Now that's living! Good thing you exist, to consume media.
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>>536821377Freeze dried meat in #10 cans.
>>536816477Comfy hoard
>>536816477
>>536826463Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.
>>536816477You need more toilet paper.
>>536825951That's both awful, expensive, and takes up more space. By all means, have some if you already have a freeze dryer, seamer, or lots of money to blow on pre prepared stuff. The other problem with that sort of stuff is you won't want to eat it, so you won't be checking it, and rotating it. You might learn that your canning skills aren't quite up to snuff at the worst possible time. Sure if you think everyone is going to die in the next month debt max on as much of this sort of stuff as you can, but being a hobo if the world ends in two months isn't a great place to be.
>>536826559>tikka massalanever mind
>>536816477nothing ever happens, but if it did, all you really need are bullets.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hKdfReE0qds&ra=m
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>>536816477Majority of that food won't last 1-2 yrs except what you canned yourself.
>>536827066If its canned it will last 10 years after the B/B date aslong as the cans arent punctured.
>>536816477Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.
>>536816477Two more weeks (literally lol)
>>536820438This guy fucks
Just by being an able bodied man with no wife or kids makes you one of the most valuable resources in societal collapse. Warlords will hire you and communities will employ you. This will produce resources for yourself.
>>536816477where u live bro? my buds and i will raid your spot when it does collapse :)
>>536823886Its a 5 round mag. Ar's usually come with one of those right out of the box.
>>536816477Yes but I don't give shit that much if I survive it or not anymore just that I leave Earth with a 25 k/d ratio
I'm just going to eat you guys and hope I don't get the cannibal disease
>>536828009Just dont eat the brains, thats where you get the kuru
>>536820438>monkeCute!
The only thing collapsing is op's rectum.
>>536816477My dad also had this mental illness, we would have the same canned food for dinner every other day because no apocalypse was happening and it was going bad
>>536828635but if you keep cycling it out and storing food, you don't waste and then it's ready for when it does happen. It's not mental illness. All our ancestors regularly went this ritual to store food for hard times just 100 years ago or less.
>>536816477This would maybe get you through a hurricane
>>536816606>6606
>>536816477Hell if I know man, I think I am, but maybe I am not.>>536819736If you can actually manage to survive six months then you have a lot of luck on your side
>>536816477whats the point if theres no society left?
>>536829732You make your own with what you have, or join a community