PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS45https://www.donaldjtrump.com/https://www.thetrumparchive.com/https://x.com/realDonaldTrumphttps://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrumphttps://rumble.com/c/DonaldTrumphttps://www.tiktok.com/@realdonaldtrump>President Trump Officehttps://www.whitehouse.gov/https://www.youtube.com/user/whitehousehttps://www.flickr.com/photos/whitehouse/>Liz Harrington (Trump Spox) https://twitter.com/realLizUSA>Donald J Trump Presidential Libraryhttps://www.trumplibrary.gov/@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!ARCHIVED LINKS https://pastebin.com/eAhgNyeX NEW APPEARANCES>Pres Trump Announcement on Beautiful, Clean Coal, Washington, DC 6/4/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eafk0lNExQE>Pres Trump Signs Executive Orders, Washington, DC 6/3/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EUzlV7-Dew>Pres Trump Cabinet Meeting, Washington, DC 5/27/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ln-FnwDYE4Y>Pres Trump at Wreath Laying Ceremony, Arlington, Virginia 5/25/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Of5RgBTc4Bg>Pres Trump New York Rally, Suffern, New York 5/22/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N6NIXzXliM>Pres Trump Commencement Address to USCG Academy, New London, Connecticut 5/20/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRe6Sl9yLSY>Pres Trump Bilateral Meeting with President of China, Beijing, China 5/13/2026https://youtu.be/wcuztPVlb08>Pres Trump Greets President of PRC, Beijing, China 5/13/2026https://youtu.be/fEv7B8-taYM>Pres Trump Hosts 2026 National College Football Champions, Washington, DC 5/11/2026https://youtu.be/w35pK9KGqMw>Pres Trump Delivers Remarks, Washington, DC 5/8/2026https://youtu.be/IByVie2qY30>TrumpVideo: WE WILL WIN 6/19/23https://rumble.com/v2v6m2a>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, AGAIN! 10/28/21https://rumble.com/voe8gm>God Bless the USA (Donald J Trump) 10/20/16https://youtu.be/O_PC_fy0fk0 OP pastebin: https://files.catbox.moe/f4e8da.txtprev >>536828055
>>536838242MAGA and good evening, frens!
enjoy some protocols for your bot thread
>>536838268thanks baker
>>536838268Awooo Fren. Hope things are Confy for all of y'all.
>>536838367No problem, fren!
>>536838393AWOO to you too! It's been Ultra Comfy tonight, funnily enough!
>>5368382422 more weeks until the strait is open and iran hands over their enriched uranium.
Tay swiz starts doing shit with the knicks or whatever and they spin up the schizo luke bot like clockwork kek
>>536838418
Iran's asshole belongs to us. We'll fuck it whenever we want.
Make niggers scared again
>>536838515Hey look, not only is the format correct but it's actually true. Man shit like this just goes to show just how incompetent /pig/gers are at meme making. As in Elizabeth Warren Meme Team (tm) bad.
>>536838551It's fucking weird, man.>>536838568I saw jew york times and immediately disregarded it.>>536838637They still aren't rioting about caramello, lol. They're as terrified as they are mad.
I didn't realize the nurse was Teryl Rothery, the snoking hot doc from Stargate!
>>536838682They probably ain't getting paid like the used to since USAID got 86'd.
AWOOINGThanks, baker!
>>536838676I have noticed that, as well. If they aren't fucking it up somehow through incompetence, they're just taking the ones that hurt them the most and slapping a MAGA hat on it.>>536838739That is also true. The change in quality has been almost startling once that shit got busted. The SPLC getting put under the microscope didn't help them, either.>>536838786AWOO to you too, fren, and no problem!
>>536838730well the majority of their history culture and tradition is sheep shagging and bachi bazi boys, not anything to be proud of
>>536838730The ayatollah regime is only 50 years old. Do the world a favor Cohen and stick your hands in a blender.
republicans win again
We aren't soft like Iran. We're rock hard.
>>536838899Double check'd and very nice!
>>536838808I've said it before but their shit is like "anti memes." It's all mass produced and has all the wit and whimsy of every bad boomer comic you have ever read. There is literally no joke, just them stating their opinion as if it's objective fact. Like every bad lecture from "Oval Office" or "House of Cards." They crave getting a "gotcha" moment and will stoop to any low just to feel like they did.
>>536838899Don't be so sure, it's going to take at least a month to fully count all the runs. Democracy matters™, y'know.
>>536838981
MAGA
>>536838966Check'd, and I agree. If they don't use their mass produced, committee-approved "memes", they'll resort to their gay fetish shit.>>536838981Kek
>Iranians calling Trump to beg him not to bomb them anymore >Trump warning them to make a deal or "we'll bomb the shit out of them tomorrow"Just got here and haven't seen much today, but I gotta guess that the shills aren't taking it well
>>536839052Iranians never begged Trump to not bomb them
>>536839052They've been suspiciously quiet for quite a while now, so I don't believe they're handling it well. I'm not gonna venture into outer/pol/ or /pig/ if I can help it. Just gonna enjoy the comfy, instead.
>536839171>Qspic once again believing anything iran tells himSad.
donald trump is the antichrist
Drumpf will bomb Iran tomorrow unless he says there will be another ceasefire until the world cup ends
>>536839282Good evening, Quinton.Papa John's is the Cheesy Crust.
>>536839029>gay fetish shitAnd that's another thing, they got the most disgusting fetish for having Trump fuck or get fucked but whatever shit they're depraved minds can come up with. "The Boys" finalé really brought this repusive addiction into contrast with their desire to be seen as intelligent and thought provoking.If I may, this has been a thought I've had on leftist comedians for a while. I remember a George Carlin bit about him comparing big business owners smoking cigars to them suckinf big black nigger dicks. He then just repeats this joke for about 2 minutes straight with his retard fans laughing and clapping. As I'm watching, all I can think is "seems to me Carlin's the one with Mandingo dong on the brain." And I see the same shit here.
>>536838242Preview of The Stormhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e8xs_pjIhD0
>>536839186I don't blame you pinky. It was too damn hot today for the aggravation of putting up with them. At least it sounds like tomorrow should be interesting.
>>536839052Yeha they arent. See >536839171. They're devestated.
the hoes aint gonna like thishttps://x.com/joeroganhq/status/2064953275019907333?s=20
>>536839427They're truly, really serious this time guyze
>>536839476Russia is getting attacked by a country you tried to annex in 3 days, maybe you should know best
>>536839399The carwash homo lives in his own little reality, much like Luke. Speaking of, he was actually here last night.
>>536839350Exactly. I couldn't have put it better, myself. It's fucking bizarre and deranged. Carlin was funny in small bursts, but definitely not worth the hype he gets nowadays.>>536839367It'll be interesting, for sure. Hopefully it cools down a bit, too.>>536839417Neat
>>536839330hello, pinkypuff
papa john's is the cheesy crust
>>536839534George Carlin would be an insufferable TDS cunt if he was still alive today.
>>536839526Speaking of carwash, he had a 15 or 16 hour meltdown yesterday then suddenly vanished along with most of the other guests. Weird.
>>536839755Without a fucking doubt. He was already a turbo-leftist when he was alive.
>>536839534The more I hear Carlin, the more of an insufferable piece of shit he turns out to be. He feels like the beginning of leftists unearned since of intellectual superiority. Like their entitled to just be able to put rightoids in their plave and not get any clap back what so ever. Its like when you see some random rightoid youtuber talking with leftists and them refuting the leftist or worse, getting a good dig at them, causes them to scream bloody murder.
>>536839755I do agree with his bit about how we are softeningly language but then he did the same thing so fuck him.
>>5368387305000 years of fucking goats does not a culture make.
>>536839759I wish Trump was as cool as the commies think he is.
>>536839757He gets his pesos by the post. I mean he quite literally regurgitates propaganda that is tailored for Western consumption. He's on someone's payroll and the timing with the other shills is a giveaway.
>>536839806Yeah, I can agree with that. The bitterness, sense of entitlement, and immediate rage when someone pushes back. It may have planted the seed of retardation we see from the left nowadays.>>536839897That's something I had noticed. That, and a lot of his "smug" posts reek of desperation, like his life is actually on the line sometimes.
>>536838899hey did you see the MAGA catch made by the senator from missouriMLB levelhttps://x.com/Eric_Schmitt/status/2064888732008743111
Why did Nancy Mace ruin her career?
Obama is the antichrist
>>536839755>>536839806I never cared for Carlin. If I want to watch stand up from that era I'd rather see Cheech and Chong or Richard Pryor, something like that. I never saw the appeal of guys like Carlin and Lenny Bruce.
>>536839965Amazing catch!Also, did you see Peru?
>>536839417That's fuckin rad. Gonna be a weekend of fun and seething (which will also be fun).
>>536839759so anudah shoah?
>>536839965Based. I would have like to see him get the AG job but I'd hate to lose him as a senator.
>>536839052>Iranians calling Trump to beg him not to bomb them anymore It was real in his mind.>>536839186>I'm not gonna venture into outer/pol/ or /pig/ if I can help it.At least you admit you're a bunch of foreign shills who invaded this board.
>>536839967anon nancy mace ruined her career a long time ago when she voted for impeachmentpeople just forgot about her sin because she was>hotor something>>536840025i told you it would be funny! the total count inches closer and closer to 100% too
Alberta and Sask should leave Canada together to create the nation of Buffalo.
>536840071Activate whirlpools
>>536840116You did! Current count hasn't changed yet, but the seething has been hilarious!
>>536840028Most people serving in CENTCOM are contractors, so if they die, they don't count as military casualties
>>536840127Canadians don't have any balls.
>>536840211OH NO NO NOwhat happened in peru!
>>536840028Am I really expected to believe someone who calls themselves "Empire of Lies"?
>>536838242As a former local version of scout, preventing these kids from getting laid has nothing to do with woke.
>>536840248anon are you perhaps retarded
>>536840236>P....p.......peru
>>536840225I wish they did.
>>536840028...how do they think the military can hide people dying outside of special forces people? Even with SF it's complicated and a cover story is manufactured. I read a book about this years ago. Usually a training accident at least that's how it was done in the 1980s.
>>536840289i can't wait for you to say the same thing about brazil soon! it's fucking OVER!
>>536840244This whole thread is about believing in a compulsive liar.
>>536840244No, you're supposed to believe the IRGC.
>>536840382They've certainly proven themselves more honest than your president.
>>536838815Are you Indian?
Alrighty, time for me to rack out. Goodnight, frens! Have fun making the niggerfaggot shills cry (wherever they may be), enjoy the comfy, and remember to stay hydrated while you're mining all that salt! Povertyball and maybe more bombing irannies today!Also, a new baker is now needed.
>>536840413
>>536840431gn pinky
>>536840431Good night, Dorofren
>>536840431Later, pinkman.
>>536839417cool.
>>536840518blumpfsissies aren't going to like this one
>>536840458Let's put it to the test. You post an official statement by the IRGC that turned out to be a lie, I post one by Trump, and so on, until one of us runs out of lies.
>>536839526And whats your story fag?.Youre just the totally cool kid that hangs here ? Like youre not some kinda weirdo? Not buying that.https://voca.ro/18OpVWu5BpJq
>>536840754luke i thought you stopped sperging out about dead iranians
The boys are back and stronger than ever. Iran thought antisemitism was a game, but we play hard ball.
dwarf fortress getting dinosaur update
>>536839171Mexikike tranny always with the alternative facts. The day they had their civilians standing around power plants and on bridges on human shields they literally begged for the cease fire. And Trump was a naive boomer for thinking the sand niggers would negotiate in good faith. He should have bombed the fucking shit out of them, but it's never too late for that.
>>536839010Trump is not maga,trump is miga>>536840809https://voca.ro/19hYHd6QLAR8
>>536841241Yeah, Tarn spend like 3~ months coding in like 50000 prehistoric dinos. Thank God he's working on magic finally too. Him getting the game to steam delayed that shit for 4 years
>>536841325Weren't you leaving forever?
Good morning awoorning early Burr Day and Bird's day!!! :3 whenever leftists or their pet RINO like randlet, massless et all try to tell you they're pro America remind them they're pro illegal, pro actual national socialist German worker party, and anti baseball. 11-2 final score owo!>>536838242
>>536840810lol that's some next level faggot shit.
(>^•^<)/
We got ourselves a bit of a sour kraut in this thread.>>536841635They're addicted to the drama. They never leave how many times they claim otherwise. Its one way you can tell their words arent worth dogshit.
>>536841689Henlo Kirbo. Have you preached the good word today?
>>536841689Hello, lil' pal!>>536841711Fair point.
>>536841739Henlo. >>536841737Still a bit early but found a few threads to pop into '-';
>>536841800Poyo!
>>536840366hey stop having fun
STOP THE COUNT
>>536841325what’s with all the luke impressions lately? did he put out an instructional video or something?
>>536841635likely, prob dissppear for another year, realistically the MAGA movement under Trump is DEAD.That means this thread is DEAD. I don't see Trump doing anything eventful. I imagine he will just sortof try to dodge the next few years by self-dealing and self-enrichment.. I don't see him trying to restore his image, or do much for the people. America is dying and I don't see Trump trying to save it, I see him grifting along with whatever remnants are left of the deep-state-zionist click, this mossad five-eyes control-freak behaviour... IDK what will happen, who is next, but I do know this fucking scene here, this PTG shit, it's dead for good reason, whatever shills a nd spooks still lurking here to try to spin and suppress revival.. IDK. that magic is dead and the people who built MAGA have left and they are waiting for what's next after Trump..
>>536841948DBZ levels of back and forth.Can she do it?
>>536842038What do you mean> It's me. Youre fukin daddy!
>>536839967Pretty sure Mace called the January 6 protestors, terrorists just like Ted Cruz did. Female republican politicians are just all grifters
>>53684213211 years and it’s still not working :(
>>536841948that`s still fucking going????
>>536842176post on your twitter then
>>536841948TIL Peru has that many people o.o had thought it was smol country
Divegrass starts today.Will be funny if Trump glasses Iran who Mexico is enabling their stay just barely for matches.>>536840366ENTER BASORI
>>536840175i doubted now the worse thing would be if she pulls a meloni or female japan pm and goes full pro immigration
>>536842256Twitter got banned!https://voca.ro/19hYHd6QLAR8
>>536842132>behaviour>clickThe tell tale "U" never fails
Yall can't handle my flex!!https://voca.ro/1oqIoT9Wxntf
>>536840431nn baker
Wow. I think if I got to take showers with girls back in the 80's, I might have joined.
is "loud-talking teen" on the list?
>>536842388https://voca.ro/1n1B1t3I34tC
>>536842922They're just mocking us at this point aren't they? Even the daftest boomer would understand these euphemisms
>>536842955Gm>>536843058:3!
>>536843058As someone close to liberals, they think rightwing people are stupid and won't notice, fr legit
>>536843121GM
Iran can't handle us. I don't blame them, not many men could.
SAAR PLEAS-ACK
Mornin guys, can't sleep>>536838730>(((Cohen)))
>>5368432173 why were those poos on a ship the US was firing at?
>>536840236Have you seen the peru election threads? There's a certain commie brazil flag that seethes in each one.
>>536843241Insomnia is a bitch ain't it? Same here my wolfgirl friendohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkLvpt9Z3fA
>>536843217Were they killed on the... poop deck?
>>536843325I can't help but wake up early when it's not necessary>>536843334Kek and that is a real possibility
>>536843334
>>536843217What ship did we shoot at? Disabling a ship trying to cross the blockade?
>>536843325>>536843241Owo been up since 1am
Dont ask lolhttps://files.catbox.moe/0fic5x.mp4I just like the song
>>536843570Good mornin my lil pal. I could not wait for that rain yesterday. Hot and humid all day
Getting drunk in preparation for the daytime shill faggots to get butthurt over every thing trump says or does lol
look at our big cocks, it's time to MAGA
>>536843842In their defense. Trump now deserves it. Trump needs to focus on america. Israel is playing him like fiddle and he is putting america out for israel. not cool!
>>536844014another seething ameritranny getting served huge MAGA cock daily LOL
>>536843842Have fun, Bejita!I dunno if you were here yesterday, but your favorite spic had a melty for around 16 hours lmao
>>536843976Wow, that's escalated quickly>next step, maga make ai with trump gay sex xd
>>536844014>>536842378Luke why are you banned?
DAT NIGGA SHOULD WALK FREE FOR KILLING DAT LIL TIMMY CRACKKKER HE DESERVED IT, OLD /POL/ WOULD HAVE BEEN ON KARMELOS SIDE, /POL/ ALWAYS HATED TINY DICKED WHITE CRACKKKERS
>>536844085kek yeah I saw him having a melty I was just lurking
>>536843307The seething huehue is fucking hilarious. I see him seething along with a bunch of Leafs and a Panamanian in /pig/ too lmao
>>536844122Awoo lets groom young men at the YMCA (what the gay anthem is about)That missile is way too big. I'm gonna have to inspect it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS9OO0S5w2k
>>536844197Ah, glad you could enjoy the show, then! Maybe he'll come back today to get clowned on even more!
>>53684424395% chance hes showing up today, id bet hes showing up around 10-11ish in the morning, him and the IMGtranny
>>536844196Lel. Well at least one German hasn't completely lost his mind>>536844208I wonder if it's that commie flag who hates the Venezuelan anon
>>536844321why not repeal the civil rights act?
>>536844295It's possible! They've had all day to put hate fuel in their retard machines, so I expect them to be at peak stupidity for maximum entertainment value.>>536844321It'd be funny if it is
/ptg/ is for repealing the civilrigths act, none of the other pansy liberal shit makes sense
>>536844321THE METCALF BROTHERS WERE TOWERING OVER THIS BUCK AND WERE GETTING READY FOR A BREAKING, HE HAD TO DO IT! KARMELO WOULD HAVE NOT SURVIVED THIS IF IT WASNT FOR HIS KNIFE SAVING HIM, IT WAS SELF DEFENSE, IF THE JUDGES WOULD HAVE BEEN BLACK KARMELO WOULD BE OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW AND ENJOY HIS LIFE!
>>536844519this is correct, repeal the civil rights act to shut this down in the future
>>536844519the two BWCs would have killed the tiny nigger
>>536838242I’m a boomer and I’m Jewish and I believe this headline. Israel is our greatest ally and being a Jew is a blessing on earth because everyone else is far below us
>>536844622the man who attacked the US with biological WMDs and killed 5 americans thought the same as you
>>536844519so he was a nigglet.
>>536844519Unbelievable. This d*rn country...
>>536844697he was put there by the civil rights act
>>536844697he was put there by the civil rights actif you hate karmello anthony then you must addvocate for abolishing the civil rights actor is this all about making inactionable demand for gaining political capital from vapid outrage?
>>536844122Gm fren ^~^
Young brother rocking cotton picking chic.
>>536844762That's a different Pole, lil pal
>>536844823
>>536844920Buck breaking was a weird period on /pol/. Yes, it's amusing to think of slaves being buttfucked into submission but either pitching or catching it's the same game.
>>536838418NYTLOL!
>>536844994no what`s funny is the whole thing came from a book by a nigger.
>>536838730
>>536844994If you think buck breaking was funny you should have been on /pol/ when ZUTTING was a thing LMAO
Soon to be ZUTTED.>>536844823>>536844920
I-IS THAT A HOLE?!?! I-IM GONNA ZUUUUUUUUUTT! YABBA DABBA DO!!!!!
KEK this about to be karmelo
>>536844657I understand. I just must point out that us Jews are better than americans. Thank you for your service
>>536844148IDK, I don't remmember ??I don't even know if I am because I can post from my browser on the website, but if I use my client, kuroba, it says posting from my range is not allowed... I even tried after turning off my sim card.. I can post from computer or phone from the web browser but not from kuroba client... and normally, when I am banned it takes me to a screen that shows me why I am banned or whatever but the screen it takes me to is wierd... IDK if I am actually banned but it prob has a range ban on my IP because thats what it says.. Also, it might not even be me who got range banned but it's possible.. I can't remmember because I havent posted in like 6 months... so, IDK lol
>>536845072REAL ZUTTA HOURS
>>536845310Well I checked one of your old messages you sent me and it says your account is banned. Your other, more recent account, looks like it's deleted
Keep up the great work, goys!
>>536845479
>>536845398ohhh, you mean my twitter account.. IDK, I went on a huge rant and was posting a bunch of dumb shit, basically I twittercided by just going on a massive rant.. lolTwitter accounts always get banned over some dumb basic crap... Back in the day, it took A LOT to get banned, it was almost impossible... These days, they have botnets that mass report and manipulate the algos and can get you banned over the most minute little thing if it's mass reported by a botnet... and my accounts always get the microscope! so if I go on a tirade and start ranting, I get banned easily it seems... I'm not sure exactly why I got banned but it was just for ranting and shit posting im sure
>>536845908idk, seems harder to get banned on xitter now. I never have been once 2bh.
>>536845949I got a lot of stalkers lol If I post and speak and say things, or do anything, I always get mass reported... Lot's of times I get provoked and then if I respond wrong, theyre waiting to cite me and report me for every little thing.. I have actual people that do that kind of crap to me in real life too... have to be careful with that cuz cops get called! I have had people park and block my car, and do all kinds of wierd shit, following me around in groups, parking in my driveway, coming around agitating and proviking, ready to call the cops, doing it in groups.. gotta be careful these days, people are shady af and they know what theyre doing! cancel culture is pre-meditated these days..
Hey ptg, just a reminder. Whatever hard times you might be going through right now just remember, "at least I'm not Indian".
3 Indians killed on an oil tanker that tried to run the blockade during the strikes. First good news.
>>536846711KEK
#powerful>>536846224Luke, you give out your personal information all the time>>536846853plot twist: st*lla is indian
>>536838242Silence dumb american cattle
>>536846912wait really?
>>536847005nah I'm just messing around lol, I don't know for sure.
>>536846853>>536846912Today I will remind them
>>536846912It explains alot and the strange hours xir xim is on o.o
>>536847181Silence dumb american cattle
>>536846912>168 schoolgirls that disintegrated, but the building was still standing
Argentina used to be 85% whitereal Argentinians will never be brown, no matter how much it hurts the subhumans on this shitty brown website:
>>536847446Milei has his work cut out for him desu desu but can certainly help if Bukele and USA teach them how to remove socialist or communist creeps
>>536838730>heeb lectures the rest of the world about somethingI hate reruns!
