How do we the stop the zoomer suicide epidemic?
I’m not going to say there is never a good reason to kill yourself, but failing to find a McJob is probably the dumbest shittiest reason I’ve ever heard. I blame the parents for fucking everything up and then putting insane pressure on the kids. If you’re a fucking corporate tycoon give your kid a job you sack of shit. See, in the past it was understood that it was a parent’s job to educate their children not only classically but vocationally as well. The idea was that they would grow up and if nothing else inherit your trade. But these narcissistic fucks left their kids abandoned to their own devices and then suffocate them with expectations that they can’t possibly satisfy. The dad should be investigated and probably tried for child abuse.
You can kill yourself with an air pistol?
>>536854425WTF didn't his dad give him some type of nepo job at his company? Guess he had to pick himself up by his bootstraps or some other retarded boomer bullshit.
>>536854700that's a slave job, slaves hate it when their masters try to larp beside them. it forces them to actually work and slaves realize they are inferior. society just doesn't function that way.
>>536854726With enough pinpoint pressure, absolutely
>>536854425Remove womens rights
>>536854931He got the bootstrap treatment kek.I did and it took nearly a decade of grinding out certificates to have a nice resume to get a first "real job" aka. not deadend. Rip my 20's.
>>536854425Obviously molested as a kid.
>>536854425By teaching your children that their worth is not defined by being a goyslave. That lad clearly didn't need to slave, so he shouldn't have gone to the slave indoctrination camp. Having been to said camp, and subsequently being unable to slave, he felt his purpose as a slave was unfulfilled, so he killed himself in despair. He should instead have been tutored privately at home, got whatever basics he needed, then done an internship with his father to learn the ropes. Enough to be able to effectively hire and delegate in future, and avoid being taken advantage of, then just take it easy.
>>536854726if so, poorlyshit must have gruesome and painful
>>536854425Eternal boomer strikes back
>>536855147>shit must have>it must haveHow has adding 'sh' to 'it' caught on? It makes it longer whilst making you sound like a nigger.
>>536855068>it took nearly a decade of grinding out certificatesAnd you had to do that in India sir.
>>536854425The systems are still in place to make sure anybody but White men are hired.
>>536854425>after struggling to find job I call bullshit on the cause implying dad wouldn't nepo his own son into a position in the company
>>536854726Have you ever shot an air pistol or anything else for that matter?
>>536855271Yes and that zoomie died not even a year into the grind...Zoomies are so weak, especially the boys. It makes sense why zoomie girls are going for millennial men. We went through 2007 and you rarely hear if bitching about it.
>>536855138finally a chinese worker simulator
>>536854726This. The only air weapons I've owned could barely kill a small animal. I wonder what kind it was
his dad must be proud that his useless son is gone!
>>536854425Reminder, the only reason he struggled to find a job is because he is male.
>>536854726Yes, depending on the caliber and psi of the weapon, and like the other anon said, sounds dreadful.>t. former ZOGbot medic
>>536855553.17 is sufficient with proper shit placement and proper psi
>>536855040That's always the only answer to any problem a male faces.
>>536855766>porn degrades>porn exaltsporn does nothingwomen are whoresthey like being whoressome like being whores on the dl some like being whores publicly (porn)
>>536854425UK is a third world shithole. white boys can't compete
>>536855654Its deceptive for certain. Barrel flush against the temple is rapid expansion of gasses punching into weak surface of the skull on top of the pellet.Like the difference between setting off a firecracker in an open palm versus closed fist.
>>536855872This.The point of banning porn is not to stop men from looking at naked girls.The point of banning porn is to stop women from being whores (and to expel the jew).Hentai will be legal in the ethnostate and ONLY hentai.
>>536854726My dad killed a dog by accident with one once. My dad grabbed the air pistol instead of an actual gun to pop the stray in the ass once or twice to run it off (we lived innawoods) but he got it in the head and it died instantly. My dad felt bad but oh well.
>>536854425>son can't find a job with marketing and international affairs degree>you run a company that sells pressure washers globally>you don't get him a foot in the door so he can use his degrees that you paid for >probably about to kick him out of the house to "motivate" him with "tough love">surprised he doesn't see a point in livingI wasn't going to buy a karcher in the first place but lol definitely not now
>>536856822Your dad’s aim is shit lol
>>536855459>Zoomies are so weak, especially the boys. It makes sense why zoomie girls are going for millennial men. We went through 2007 and you rarely hear if bitching about it.because we went through 2009 and then 2011 and then 9 years of being gaslighted about how 'goood' the economy was and then 2020 and then 2022 and now 2026 sucking too. I'm alive because I want to make people suffer.I also like how I was always too poor to buy enough BTC to make it.
>>536854726Apparently so but as others have said it would've been brutal air pistols ofc have lower energy than air rifles so bro might have lived but died in hospital from turbo brain damage
>>536857491It’s not make it money but when you see btc settle under 50 this fall buy some, easy little few times multiplier
>>536857491Did you rope after all the suffering? No. Because millennials are much stronger spiritually and mentally
>>536854425why didnt his dad just give him a job at his company?
>>536857689The only way I'm gonna do that is if I can first multiply my money on AI stocks. That's another fun thing that /biz/ told me had topped out. Redpilled that /biz/ is full of old guys bragging about their retirement portfolios. There is literally nowhere you can go anymore that's just full of "hungry and ready to make it" guys born after 1981 or so. every place is flooded with old fucks who cna't understand why young'uns don't just wage 30 years and get 'rich' that way, meanwhile I'm about to be turned down for a jbo at a bank I used to work for because the retarded recruiter I contacted took a week to get back to me because they NEVER EVER pick up their phone when I try to call>>536855598
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>>536854425If a dude with that curriculum can't find a decent job, everybody else is completely fucked.
>>536857757No it's because I wanted to teach aborad in 2015 and go to anime cons in 2016 but was too poor. And when I finally graduated after I went back to school in 2017 I just assumed it was a little bad luck spell and things would turn around. Then in 2021 I thought I could turn 10k into 100k and then flip it into a million trading shitcoins. Then I thought I could slowly invest into the market and now 5 years have passed and I realized I'm never going to enjoy any of the shit in my 20s and my clearances aren't actually getting me jobs lol, but I'm going to live because eventually if I do make it I want to spit in my mom's face when she's 85 and begging to be taken out of whatever old folks home she ends up in 20 years from now.
>>536854425should have killed his parents first, missed opportunity
>>536857896Marvell is looking like a decent buy. I have no idea what spacex will do to the market generally so staying away for a couple months. Take two will probably be a good stock to get before gta releases but if the game is bad it’ll tank hard. I wish I knew a better place than /biz/ to recommend you
dont be afraid of the knife kids, if your parents are shit what other options they left you?
>>536854726probably the last thing that went through Trust Fund Timmy's head before the pellet>daddy says no more millions for my cocaine addiction>I'll scare him by threatening to kill myself with this non-lethal weapon that is guaranteed to never kill anything under any circumstances because I want to believe>ha ha, look at the fear in his eyes, I've never felt so powerfu-ACK
>>536854425>marketing and managementeven a homeless cracknigger does less damage to society than the """people""" in this field. good riddance
>>536854425Sounds like a case of some WASP bootstrap shit. You know who doesn't give a fuck about nepotism? The enemies of humanity
>>536858070>t.
>>536854425>How do we the stop the zoomer suicide epidemic?Did you mean to say "How do we accelerate the zoomer suicide epidemic"?
>>536854726I have air rifles that can take down small mammals at 30 yards. I believe a pistol can do it at point blank range. Would be ugly though. Dude probably flopped uncontrollably for a few minutes. Bet it was fun for the whole family.
>>536854425Kill them before its a suicide
>>536854726There are parts of the skull where the bone is thin enough where a point-blank shot with a pointed pellet (not the flat-head kind) could go through. The temple is one. Eyesocket is another but almost nobody suicides by shooting themselves in the eye.I don't know how fast that death would be.
>>536859188that family is absolute shit you can just tell>his troubled son>manufacturing tycoonhe should have killed all the family, then consider if suicide is still what he wants
>>536856822Your dad sounds like a fucking retard kek.
>>536859501you can buy tungsten fishing weight BBs in 5.5mm and you can glue them to the back of a bigger pellet 25caliber, put it backwards, and you get a 50+ grain projectile with a tungsten tipthose motherfuckers hit HARD
>>536854425stop it ? nopers, encourage it
>>536854425what a fucking retard lmao. He has enough inheritance money to be comfy forever working a "not proper" job or not at all. I am in the same situation. ENJOY YOUR ADVANTAGE FFS.
I feel that 25 caliber and tungsten BB combination is ideal. It gives a fastest velocity considering the weight, the price of a 25 rifle and simpleness of making the ammo. If they dont fit in the magazine you can trim them short a bit, and well tungsten tipyou got yourself a deadly fucking weapon
just remember kids, its not your fault, its your parents fault, so they should be the ones paying the price, not really youdont be so hard on yourselves
>>536854726some air pistols are more powerful than a 22
oh and 4.5 steel bbs are worthless, no massgo for the 5.5 tungsten bbs
>>536860089no, but still they can kill youif you are talking about a fucking 9mm slug air rifle then duuuuh obviously it has more power than a 22
>>536856822Based fuck dogs
>>536859868That's probably not how he was raised.I betcha he heard this every day>"You need to work harder to honour the family name">"Why aren't you going to Harvard? Only the best will do for my son! Come on change your mind already">"When I was your age, I was working 90 hours a week just to get by, I made sacrifices you know..." Dad you were in college. "YES, YES I WAS, AND I'M MIGHTY PROUD OF THAT. WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE?">"We need to look into some potential hires, wife, I need to make sure the family business can carry on without me."And many more such suggestions, both subliminal and overt.
>>536854425ban assault air pistolsand knowing UK it will happen
>>536854425We don't.It always has been like that. Check what was happening to a philosopher Ludwig Wittgenstein and his immediate family.Very similar case.
I love how the piece of shit family is saying "it was an accident” to save face... I mean what kind of trash cares about the public opinion when your son committed suicide right? but here you have them>no no it was not that we were a shit family, he was troubled, it was an accident I hate normies so fucking much
>>536854700I legit spent months applying for McJobs. You'd think entry level no brains shit like retail stores, restaurants and warehouses would take you but they just don't. Everything is a fake listing. I only got a job at a UPS warehouse because my mom knew a driver that was retiring/retired and he recommended me to that location. The entire fucking jobs market is complete shit and everything only looks good because side gig hustles count as a fucking job.
>>536858138Just do covered calls. It's safe slow income.
>>536855138I bet you all missed the gorilla walking through the shot didnt you?
>>536854425How fucking sad that the victim of bootstraps boomer had to commit suicidal things with a bbgun. No gunz England government needs to be cooked in a burning man
>>536854425More than anything, this site is to blame, this place only exacerbates the already existing dysfunctionality in youth. We could all do so much better with our almost boundless freedom of expression but we know only to blame others for our own misery, and spread hate; so instead of helping the youngsters, all we're doing is only ruining their lives even further.
>>536860584kill yourself nigger
>>536860577The England youth needs to watch the 1970’s movie the wicker man
>>536860584Fuck off scammer.
>>536855101Yes, I can see it in his smile.
>>536860254They banned blank guns xD
>>536854425Shoulda checked his white male privilege.
>>536860377They’re not fake listings. People are being hired and promoted. Just not white men. The Trump administration says it banned DEI and immigration. In reality they banned the language while the efforts for them in other words ramped up dramatically. When Trump took office no university made their applicants write a letter supporting diversity. Now all of them do. Trump claims they ended up but in reality, you literally cannot even be considered for a job without testifying to your efforts to advance DEI.
>>536860577His Boomer dad insists he didn't even mean to kill himself - he can't accept that his son actually succeeded at anything.
>>536854425okay, but how much did his socks cost
>>536860939Subtle boomer joke
>>536854425If he just sat around doing fent he would still be alive.
>>536854425Should we?
>>536854425Where the fuck did the bootstraps shit come from? It's the exact opposite of what humans have cared about since the dawn of time. Anglicanism literally exists because King Henry VIII was desperate to have an heir and the Pope wouldn't annul his unfruitful marriage. Wars have been fought over inheritances, every man desires to be the ancestor of a prosperous family or even nation. Even the word "nation" is tied to the idea of an inheritance through bloodline, the nat- in nation stands for birth(like in the word natal).It's just total satanic inversion to look at your first son and tell them "if you want what I EARNED you need to learn to pull yourself up by your bootstraps". In fact even the term bootstraps was originally a physics joke because the point is that it is physically impossible to pull yourself up by your own bootstraps. But boomers use it unironically. It's very similar to pic related. Might as well say, "if you want to go far in life you need to LEARN TO DRIVE THIS".
>>536854726thats what I thought
>>536861635Here’s a fun one for you translation pocketMortgage, the word means “death pledge”
>>536854425Dad learned nothing from this.
>>536861816I have another one for you.Heresy means what you know it to mean in English.It comes from heresium, Latin.They got it from Greek, haeresies (haeres-i-es)It means "choice" and "purpose".The application of the word heresy to mean unlawful illegal and satanic idea comes from a 2nd century theologian who wrote a book denouncing all 33 alternative theological choices which weren't the one which became the Roman Catholic Church.That's right. A sect took charge and exterminated every other viewpoint, dictating its dogma as the only valid option.
>>536854700>failing to find a McJobim artificially 'insane'my actual job is archiving all of the crazy shit i am forced to experience on a daily basis.then whipping my big fat pecker out and shaking it in the girls faces because they piss me the fuck offbitches yapping at me 24/7 when im trying to take a shit and jack my fucking dick off?!bullshit ass world!always yapping 24/7 when im just trying to take a fucking dump, dude.forget it.
Was once shot in the forehead at 2m distance, bounced off but left a flesh wound, must have been one of those sharp ones.
>>536854425That’s awful. Couldn’t his dad find him a job? You should take care of your children
>>536855040True. Some roastie probably had a job he could do better.
>>536854726firing a 0.22 inch piece of metal in to your brain won't always kill you, but if you hit the right spot, it definitely will. i'd ask ai for the chances, but it'd probably send the police to my house.
>>536862737>I'd do this but I won'tThanks for your contribution.
>>536860377 I feel like I'm in the twilight zone when I read comments that say the jobs aren't even hiring. I put out 3 applications last night and got 2 calls for interviews today. Nothing crazy either just working for the damn cable company
>>536862796you're welcome
>>536862896same, i have never failed to get an interview and i never went to university and dropped out of high school. maybe everyone is just using ai to write their cover letters and they're automatically being discarded?
>>536862621No shit, kid could have been the janitors helper or worked in the mailroom
>>536862896you are in the twilight zoneno one really caresthey love torture pornbut one of the things i discovered is that they especially love taking guys like me and paddling our balls and whipping us because they have penis envy. evil reptilian bitches.anyways i have to escape. do you know how?
>>536863240the world is coming to an end as i am taking a super strong dump on it..
>>536854425Dumb boomer parents were probably badgering him to find work even though the job market is fucked and white males are actively discriminated again in hiring, despite living in a £1.5 million house and the son not being a serious drain on their wealth, fuck oldies.
so.. adolf hitler is a machine elf that was used by the reptilian archons to fuck a lot of shit up..
>>536854700Yeah 100% the dad should get arrested. How much do you want to bet that the boomer POS mocked his son for being unable to find a job? That’s what my parents did. Same situation, parents were millionaires and told me that I needed to build everytbing in life myself or wlse I wasnt worthy of any support. So I know how this kid felt. The dad belongs in a cell.
>>536854425My friend sent around 700+ emails before he finally landed a corporate marketing position, it was extremely hard but he got his foot in a big company and then got enough experience to leave and join another one.Its pure luck, you really need nepotism for those jobs when they only hire a few people per year.
>>536860584>it's not the economy>it's not the collapse of community>it's not hypergamy>it's not becoming a minority in your own country>it's actually because of a mongolian basket weaving forum
>>536854931My dad pulled the exact same stunt with me, so I already know this is what happened. Sad that kids end up hurting themselves over a crime that their parents, not them, committed.
>>536855390You’re retarded if you think boomers don’t turn on their own kids. In fact they are known for that.
>>536857491Zoomers were children or babies in 2009. Zoomers aren't even 30 yet. That anon is right. Zoomers are kinda whiney and wholy self-absorbed. They never had to fail and pick themselves back up like the rest of us had to. There was always someone there to wipe your ass and tell you "at least you tried" then make an excuse for you. Was it even possible to fail out of highschool for zoomers? Nope. Now a lot of them can barely read or do math. The whole pick yourself up by your bootstrap is a meme. Its not actually possible and joke. Like "go grab the board stretcher out of my truck". Zoomers thought it was literal and instead of trying and realizing the point of the exercise is to build foundational strengths/knowledge they are met with resistance, cry, then give up. Since zoomers became adults and started posting on this board the amount of whining about being a victim of some external force and that being "too much to bear" has exploded and its rather annoying. >well, have you gotten an educationNo. Its pointless>have you tried going into the tradesNo. Im not wageslaving for some boomer>have you tried buying a houseI cant afford 900k on the house of my dreams so what's the point?>have you tried approaching a woman and asking her out?No. All women are awful and will divorce rape me and suck BBC.Its all cope all the time for der zoomer.
>>536854931I've been in hundreds of different factories for work. The best run family businesses get their kids entry level jobs at other factories after college for 5-10 years to learn the industry from the bottom up. By their late 20's early 30's they are brought back into a management position at the family biz with actual skills and understanding of manufacturing. Kind of like a extended internship. Feel bad for the kid.
>>536860665Come on, now, Itzhak, forgive your parents, free yourself
