PENTAGON LOCKED DOWN, HAZMAT TEAMS RESPONDING -CNNhttps://x.com/DeItaone/status/2065087230004130265
>>536859427IT'S ANOTHER 9/11! NUKE IRAN NOW!
>>536859427>https://x.com/DeItaone/status/2065087230004130265which one of you did this, anons?
>twitter bullshitall fields, range ban these pieces of garbage
They keep trying to kill the president. It's diabolical
>>536859427FUCK IRANIRANIANS MUST BE NUKED FOR THIS SHIT
FIREFIGHTERS ON SCENE AT PENTAGON DURING HAZARDOUS MATERIALS INCIDENTPEOPLE EVACUATED FROM SEVERAL FLOORS OF PENTAGON ---CNN>>536859577Turn on CNN retard.
>>536859427PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE this corrupt bullshit needs to end
>>536859555Isn't that account literally some jeet using the name "Bloomberg" to farm views?
Anthrax again? Glownigger scripts get recycled so much it's unreal
>>536859583Who striked first? Who under the guise of friendly diplomacy killed 3 generations of Iranian leaders? If anything, they have been very considerate, as you still owe them some eyes and teeth.
>>536859624>>536859577It was either someone sending baby powder in an envelope, or a third party contractor just ate lunch and said he’s going to “blow the bathroom up.”
>>536859427please god let israel be responsible it would be so funny let the goy hate the jew even more
>>536859902It's clearly Iran, they've been trying to kill Trump for years.
>>536859427I've heard of that. Rumors say someone sneeded a brap in a chimney.
Braaaaap
>>536859624Shaniqua in accounting microwaved her leftover Red Lobster.
I hate Iran so much it's unbelievable.
Argentina used to be 85% whitereal Argentinians will never be brown, no matter how much it hurts the subhumans on this shitty brown website*
>>536859902>>536859624>>536859427anthrax alarm went offso yeah almost certainly israelthe anthrax was found with an iranian passport in the burning wreckage
donny's diaper leaked out xDDD
jews did this
>>536860226idk how many people in the US will be galvanized from our much beloved giant money vacuum that sucks the marrow from the bones of this nation to piss it on wars and policing us, the pentagon, being menaced.
>>536859427>KASH PATEL WALKED PAST ONE OF THE SENSORS, TRIGGERING AN AIR QUALITY ALERTnothing to see here
>>536859427false flag to install bugs in the pentagon
>>536860189are you jewish?I don't understand the Iran hate. They have been around thousands of years and haven't been in our sphere of influence doing anything really noteworthy.The world was entirely fine and relatively stable until we decided to fuck around in THEIR backyard. So why should I hate them? I should hate our Jewish cock-sucking leadership for starting shit like this.As a matter of principle I never fault a country for defending THEIR homeland and waterways. You are in their territory and wondering why you got BTFO?It would be no different if Iran flew a helicopter or drones near Alaska or Miami and we downed it.
>>536859802>or a third party contractor just ate lunch and said he’s going to “blow the bathroom up.”Jose with the dirty burrito blowup ovah heah.
>>536859427Who cares? Nuke all of DC
>>536860262>xDDDKys
>>536860391
>>536860467pajeet pls xDDD
>>536860412or shredding evidence, that's probably also happening
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!Post your war face /pol/
uh oh>>536859684the account says it is from Switzerland...so maybe
>>536859427They discovered another bag of Hunter Biden's crack
>>536859427>PENTAGON LOCKED DOWN, HAZMAT TEAMS RESPONDING -CNN
>>536860412>>536860495counter-act with>'go down with your office' military lawsbut youre all one corrupt bunch, tooso probably never>sighso, what bullshit is it going to be this time, joe
>>536859962meanwhile bibi gifts Trump a golden pager... what exactly does that signal?
>>536860581
>World cup in 3hrs>Drop new false flagbased or cringe?
>>536860965They have been doing a lot of mass causality drills and drone attacks with nerve agents
>>536859427Sorry guys, I ordered the extra large chicken tikka masala. Won't happen again, I promise.
it was me guysi farded
>>536859427>ANNOUNCE OBLITERATING IRAN>PENTAGON OBLITERATES ITSELFAHAHAHAHUSAUSAUSASUPERPOOWER#1
>Israel labeled highest risk the other day>this happens>>>536860965>>World cup in 3hrsIs today gonna be a day?
>>536859427It's going to be something like a janitor using too much ammonia.
>>536859624>HAZARDOUS MATERIALSPrepare for unforeseen consequences
>>536859427Alright, which one of you clogged the toilet?
>>536859427AHHHH!Someone overflowed the gold-leaf trimmed toilet again,AAHHHH!
>>536859902If they were, they’d never tell you. They’d pin it on Iran or Turkey.
>>536860189We know, Shlomo
>>536859427One of the water dispensers got out of order?
>>536861193Oh it's gonna be a day all right a hilarious day.
>>536860226nothingburgerburning wreckage was caused by an unexploded ordinance forgotten underground
>>536861193Fuck dude, I'm literally going on vacation tomorrow. I hate these goyim so much.
Is the fifa world cup going to be cancelled?
>>536860189Die mad lardball.>>536860222Checked .>>536859583You wont do shit
>>536859624>>536859802
Fake and gay unless confirmed
>>536859427>Source: Some Literally Who Twatter account Kill yourself
>>536861727If they didn’t stop it before shipping Ebola all over the planet nothings gunna stoppem
>>536861831>>536861857Dude. Fuck off.https://edition.cnn.com/2026/06/11/politics/pentagon-lockdown-evacuation
>>536859427>inb4 lame bomb threat or anon shidded his pants.
>>536859427UH OH STINKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>The June 11th schizo was right
>>536859427Thats what you get for hiring indians
>>536859624>HAZARDOUS MATERIALS INCIDENTTrump shit his pants again
>>536861831Kys saging new threads.
>>536859427They found Hunter's stash
>>536859427ITS IRAN TOTAL WAR >*ignore mossad footprints*
>>536860226WE DON'T KNOW HOW IRAN COULD HAVE GOTTEN AHOLD OF AN ISRAELI STRAIN OF WEAPONIZED ANTHRAX BUT WE BELIEVE CHINA MAY HAVE PLAYED A ROLE!
>>536861906>CNNNo, you fuck off.
>>536860222Actually this site is more of a light mocha
>>536859427BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>>536860226>>anthrax alarm
>>536859427patel and a team of indians had simultaneous bowel emergencies uh oh stinky
>>536859427False flag. This is total war now. Get ready for a draft.
Guarantee an H1B just shit on the bathroom floor again. No need to panic.
No offence, but I hope for many deaths.
>>536859786who is the ham beast
>>536859427https://x.com/Microinteracti1/status/2065100791988228224>Floors two through five in corridors four through seven of the sprawling Pentagon complex have been locked down, according to two sources. A third source told CNN that police inside the building are wearing gas masks and full chemical protective gear.>Pentagon spokesman Sean Parnell confirmed that systems within the Pentagon detected an air quality issue requiring precautionary measures. "The Department is executing standard protection protocols, including a shelter-in-place order for the affected area," Parnell said. "Response teams are in place and ready to support building occupants."So, automated system air filtration system detected a potential threat. Because it's a shelter in place (which they'd never do if it was, for instance, a carbon monoxide sensor that went off), I think it's reasonable to assume some particulate material was discovered which had some kind of chemical or possibly radiological marker that raised the alarm.
>>536862332LOL MY SIDES
>>536861076Did you at least get some garlic naan for the rest of us?
>>536859427Sorry guys my bad I had Taco Bell last night
>>536859427Its a snuke in a roastie intern
>>536862827Two hours for results. Fuck I hope I don’t have to go back to work. Plllllsssss be anthrax
omg thoughts and prayerspraying for multiple casualties
>>536862827CO wouldn't require full-on HAZMAT gear. Just an oxygen mask. My bet is on anthrax.
ah shit sorry that was one of mine sorry guys mind giving it back?
Someone probably dropped a thermometer with mercury it, they act like its radioactive leak
W-Why am I suddenly tasting metal???
>>536863168I was saying it wasn't carbon monozide because they wouldn't be sheltering people in place in the affected area. I also think it wasn't anthrax (or a similar biological agent) because A) it would be hard as shit to actually detect that shit _automatically_ (IYKYK) and B) they probably wouldn't be evacuating people out of the building if they had an inkling those individuals might infect or expose more people to the agent. These are all obviously military people involved so their response plans are probably very specific to the type of perceived threat.
>>536863528Those aren't really used anymore. Though maybe they have some ancient ones in Pentagon still, that wouldn't be all that surprising somehow.
>>536859427Thank you Jesus
>>536859555Sorry, I had curry for brapfast.
>>536863023Why are Republicans so violent?
>Belfast>ThisA C C E L E R A T E
>>536863566>W-Why am I suddenly tasting metal???We all know why, anon
>>536863528On their way to a pay phone
all these joke replies remind me of redditcocksucking faggots
False alarm due to faulty sniffershttps://www.cnn.com/2026/06/11/politics/pentagon-lockdown-evacuation
>>536863779>On their way to a pay phoneDJ said fifth caller gets Blue Öyster Cult tickets!
>>536859427EVERYONE GET TO THE BALLROOM!>sir its not built yetNOOOOOOOOOO
Back to work boys
>>536859693Man I have not seen that pic in years. Fucking hell. Not today, CIA...
>>536859427trump shitting his diaper counts as hazmat now?
>>5368635663.6
The only thing that's happening is FISA 702 is set to expire.
keep me posted, Alibaba.
>>536862929Offsite meeting time@!!!!! To the local pub! Stat!
>>536863753Dude, that movie is older than most of the parents of the zoomers that post here.
I hope everyone there is ok
>>536859427and the world cup starts today
>>536865620
>>536866047Who cares
>>536859427Probably a convenient fire in the file cabinet containing financial documents concerning ukraine
>>536862179Yea that was my bad. I missread the situation.
>>536859427Donald's diaper ruptured.
