Why do zoomers wanna be millenials so bad, these little freaks are wierd.
you think millenials don't want to go back too?
>>536860737historically speaking Zoomers and millenials are identical twins because theyre the first 2 generations to grow up with the internet.
>>536860737i do find it weird how they're pretending to be into retro gaming / consoles suddenly.
>>536860849I do. bring back normal BMI and low-rise jeans.
>>536860737Should be Hawaiian punch/capri sun not brisk
>>536860737brisk is made with powdered tea so it has thousands of times the amount of fluoride as tap water. drink enough powdered iced tea and it lowers iq. drink nestea instead its made with brewed tea. better yet make your own because these goyslop drinks have too much sugar anyways.
>>536860737Windows XP sucked ass
>>536860950post modern hipster phase for the mid 20s and early 30s crowd of zoomersyoung millenials did the same shit(ridiculous mustaches, fedora hats, vinyl record players, buys a thesaurus qnd pretends they are now elite because they started using the word "facetious"
>>536860737you tell me when i was young everyone was polite and this new soul group is just shitting it upspraying piss and shit and jizz and blood all overso awesome life is a theme park where people have to take a shit and jack off and wipe their filthy assholesand everyone just agrees that this is normal this is fine but you know what i think? i think theyre faking it.
>>536860737Are you a nigger? A jeet? Imagine not understanding…… sad man
>>536860737Nigger I would genocide everything outside of America if I meant everything would go back to the summer of 2001 before everything started to go wrong.
>>536861325Half right. It sucked at first. Got way better.
>>536861519roll that back 4 more years and I will follow you in your quest and set fire to the corpses as you drop them
>>536861325You shut your faggot mouth up
FUCK Slip n Slides. I could never use them correctly as a kid and would just hit the ground and get sore.
>>536861583>eventually corrupts your registry so you have to reinstall it after some time>no defense at all so you had to get an anti irusAnd we can keep going
>>536860884Not really. Born in 86, and first time I ever used the internet was in 1998 at an internet café. Got my first cellphone at 13 in 1999. From when I was 0 to 12, life was literally like in the 70s - old Crt tvs with a couple of channels, land line phone and radio. That was it. Some rich fuckers probably had those things a couple of years before, but generally, normal people didn't have cellphones before 97-98, and internet before 99-01. That's years after the latest Millennials were even born. There's a big difference.
>>536860983Girls with the boot cut flairs and those extra short sleeved T-shirt. Uhnnnng
>>536860849We can't. We need to keep moving.
>>536861237Look at this wannabe zoomer faggot. Fuck you in your koolaid-filled ass, queer.
>>536861858This, lose weight and get your cardio up, civil war 2 is coming
>>536861325>Windows XPPeak web browsing.
>>536860950I blame that on the current state of vidya. I’m just gonna join the IDF so I can play wolfenstein and post demoralizing threads on 4chan like picrel
>>536862354Based
>>536860737Eww that Lipton Brisk iced tea was awful. Never again.
>>536860737It really was a better time. The millennial youth suicide rate was so much lower, even during the emo movement of the early 2000s when suicide was being glamorourised a ton in media.
>>536860737>Why do zoomers wanna be millenials so badBecause everything sucks ass now, you fucking retard
>>536860884>identical twins because theyre the first 2 generations to grow up with the internet.Utter nonsense. Take your two brain cells, and go rub them together at reddit.
>>536860849no, i honestly can't imagine what someone's mind must look like clinging to a childish understanding of the world. sounds like torture
>>536860737they have my permission to imitate me.
>>536860737grass and soda machines don't exist these days?
>>536861798>born in 1986; on the internet in 1998i was born in 2003; on the internet in 2015
>>536861612It just occurred to me that if that bullet exited his skull, it would have hit the camera man as well.
>>536861325this, but for the slip n slide
for me it was the raspberry flavored brisk
>>536861858This! Progress toward _____ must not be stopped!
>>536865912I know, we're very lucky the molestor's skull stopped the bullet.
>>536860950They pretend to be into lots of stuff.
>>536860950They should just call it "trying to find fun games"
>>536860737>why do these zoomers hate us millenials? What did we do to those weirdosAlso>why do zoomers want to be millenials?Such weirdosIt's not cool to argue like women >damned if you do and damned if you don't
>>536860737Early to mid 90s was peak human civilization in the west. We had tech but it wasnt ubiquitous. We had mobile phone and even texting but not smartphones. We had the internet but it didnt invade your life without asking. We had modernity, medicines, the jet engine, great music, movies, culture. Jap electronics not Chinkshit. The girls, low crime, everything was cool.
>>536864207>childish understanding But that isn't what's happening. We are adults with an adult mindset in a world destroyed by boomers, kikes, niggers, and women.We want to go back to a world where we can finally be *adults* instead of perpetually missing milestones
>>536861911Stfu cockbreath
>>536860737we are bound by the fate of having to suffer for the sins of our fathers (boomers & x) & having nothing to lose or gain in current system.
>>536864552That's more of a skill issue, though.
>>536860737
>>536860737Millennials explained>The idea that the only ethical and moral stance is total passivity is spot on and is a deep issue with there are two broad, important aspects of it>First - this is an aspect of the progressive world-view where *the only actors are villains* - in fact, to act is to *be* a villain>Second - this view of passivity is fundamentally feminine and reflects the domination of the culture by female norms - "I don't care who started it, you both did <something> and that's unacceptable" - the default mode stamped onto their brains by evolution of "just don't let anything *happen* and eventually the children you're watching over will grow to adults [and then men will take responsibility for them]" applied to *everything* because that's how brain heuristics work>This was the first generation raised under unchecked female norms because it became illegal to tell women they're wrong about anything starting in the mid to late eighties which was then codified into law by the Civil Rights Act of 1991...>the millennial sensibility comes out of the conviction that total passivity is the only ethical life
>>536860737Jealousy plus the fact they’re lazy retards with no creativity. Millennials didn’t even have it good compared to Xfags and Boomers.
>>536861583xp pro 64 bit was fine.
>>536860849Go back to what? Im still trunking ice tea and swimming in the pool in the summer
>>536861325Any hard feelings I had for XP died when microslop released 8
>no bicycle We would just bike around town all day long. Never had a slip and slide or any of those coomsoomer american toys.
>>536868072you should probably work on getting over yourself
>>536860737Nostalgia aside, how do you not recognize that the sky isn't blue like that anymore?Do you not see the white haze?
>>536868386related.
>>536860737Tech is actually garbage and hasn't advanced in 50 years because of all the shitskins and corporations and the consumerist utopia that's supposed to entertain 70 IQ mongrels doesn't exist anymore
>>536860737Millenials? They are the most boring whiny of them all. Gen Z wants to be Gen X. They want to go back to pre-9/11 America. They want flip phones and ipods. They want their parents not Life360ing them 24 hours a day.
>>536868386>the millennial sensibility comes out of the conviction that total passivity is the only ethical lifedon't care / not my problem / do a flip / God bless youfuck your faggot analysis and fuck this abomination of a kike world
>>536861798>Got my first cellphone at 13 Mine was at 14. What age do you think zoomers get their first cellphone today?
>>536869940>What age do you think zoomers get their first cellphone today?they come out holding one
>>536860849>>536868840You can still hook up you SNES or PS1 and load up Windows 95 or XP, but you'll realize it's nostalgia.Most games are shit and all the apps people like to use are made in the past decade.I'd say ride a bike or go to a playground, but most are overweight or complain about aches and pain.
>>536860737>>536860849>>536860884>>536861356>millenials>AMERICAN EDUCATIONLEARN TO FUCKING SPELL JFC
>>536868339it's over
>>536869828you too>>536870471
>>536869828>They want to go back to pre-9/11 America. They want flip phones and ipods.>ipod first released november 2001zoomer detected
>>536860884Millennials grew up with the internet, zoomers grew up on the internet.
>>536870471aint no ome gawt time for dat fr fr we ZOOMIN and BUSSIN out here Zoomers actually think they’re superior for worshipping niggers and being gay retards who can’t read or spell.
>>536860849this. i want to go back to still mostly white safe america under western european anglo american culture value systems
Because the world went to absolute shit after this era and nobody's going to be "nostalgic" for the post-Gamergate faggotry>hey remember all that Netflix slop that was gay and brown haha
>>536861798this. millennials still remember having to look up shit in books for schoolwork at the library. there was no computers with internet and google for their first 15 years of life.
>>536860950>pretendNigger they are the consoles we grew up withOldest zoomers born in 1997Fuck off
>>536869940even if they get their first phone at 14, it's a smartphone. millenials had phones that could be used for calls and for text messages, and 1-2 games
