Why can’t jeets swim?
I told them a white gf is at the bottom of the ocean
>>536866630I used to watch that Aussie goyslop documentary show about lifeguards at the beach and 90% of the drowning victims were either Indians or Chinks
There's so much garbage in Indian waters you can't drown even if you can't swim.
>>536866630>>536866630>Why can’t jeets swim?They can. Just water in Canada has average lower denisty (around 1 kg per 1l) due to not having all the shit and garbage in it. This confuses jeets and causes them to drown
>>536866630>get drunk on cheap beer or even some homemade poop moonshine bullshit>go out in the lake following along a sandbar>"wow looking how far i can be going without needing swim">"oh bloody fucking now it is deep here how has this happened">can't find the sandbar that you were walking on>literally cannot swim>if it's the prairies, it's probably windy out and you can get blown further out pretty easily>don't eat anything except meat strips soaked in spice so your body doesn't bloat up, making it harder to find
>>536866630They can swim, but only in their native waters. Those waters that are so polluted with shit and piss that they are more like semi-solids than actual liquids. In places with actual clean water, they are unable to move through it, since it isn't as dense with pollution.
>>536866630The water temperature is heart stopping. It ain't warm.
>>536866630They dissolve in water
>>536866630>Based Nessie moved out here to patrol the lakes. In India - Water is for throwing trash into, not for swimming.
>jeets enter the water but forget they can't swimwhoops
Why can't lesser races swim?White people literally toss toddlers in pools and they figure it out
>>536866630Same answer to everything when it comes to Poos:Arrogance.
>>536866630No one stop them, let the jeets meet Davy Jones.
>>536866630da water be raysis
Jumps in for izzat. Rest is history
Clean water is instantly fatal to the average jeet. Anyone else seen that montage of them jumping into water and dying instantly?
Was out in the bush the other day and came across two Indian guys in shorts and flip flops trekking through a tall grass meadow ... I can't even imagine the amount of ticks they got covered in. Indians don't understand nature.
>>536866630uh huh
But when they drown it leaves behind at least 3-5 years of irreversible ecoli and fecal damage to the river. It's pretty much dead water from that point on
>>536869062>flash floods>beachgoingwow Pratyuksh (yuck), elite human capital.Took you a PHD to think of that one?Don't make me come there and push you in a lake along with your ugly goblin wife that doesn't put out (she would to me).
>>536869062There's a difference between not being able to swim, and being hit with a crazy flash flood in the middle of the night while you're asleep in a tent on the banks of a river.
>>536866630Is this why they dont bathe? They scary of water or sumn?
Ok legit question is it true that if you jump in the ganges or something u won't drown due to all the trash and shit submerged in the water? Literally everything is a flotation device. If so we must enrich safety of Canadian lakes and rivers
>>536866630They can swim just fine in the ganges. Seems like they only have a problem with clean water.
>>536869164>>536869062Heatwave kill more pajeet
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>>536870428India is bliling akive Pratyuksh.White people invented air conditioning.
>>536866630Not enough shit, dead bodies and idol garbage in the water to make they bouyant
Redeemed
Wrong answer Max, when a jeet falls in the water Ganesh will rise and save him
>>536869062rapid flood waters is much different than going to a beachbut you know that rabbi
>Indian nationalWhen did Canadian MSM give up on saying "South Asians"? They were pushing that shit so fucking hard.
>>536868056Indians use pools of shit instead so the toddlers never have to learn how to swim
>>536866630>Why can’t jeets swim?They all think that swimming is below them. For people that seem to worship water, they sure hate it.
>>536866630they fucking drown even in a freaking ankle deep puddleabsolute fucking subhumans
>>536874500Kek.
>>536868056That's how I learned to swim.My uncle threw me into the pool and said sink or swim, have funI learned to swim that day
>>536866630Can't driveCan't swim Can't join the military Only want to become CEOs and politicians controlling people
>>536875338>Updated May 24, 2024So about that...
