We all saw it cominghttps://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116732652997120164
>>536868217Peace dill will be signed in 92 days ago. Based! Maga won trump won. Trannies lostIsrael first and onlmaga!!!!!!
This orange fuck is a laughing stock
Pay me
>>536868416I should have paid more attention in class...
they just have trump on a call with bibi who is doing a funny voice pretending to be the iranian leader.
>>536868217So Iran backed down and trump won .
>>536868217We are literally stuck in a time loop and nobody knows it besides me
from TOTAL DESTRUCTION to TACO in mere hours
He needs the line to go up tomorrow with the SpaceX IPO
>>536868462Iran probably didn't say shit to Trump. He has a long history by now of making grand threats and then pussying out at the last minute. Why should they even bother negotiating?https://www.pbs.org/newshour/world/3-times-trump-has-given-iran-deadlines-and-then-delayed-them
>>536868462>So Iran backed down and trump won .No, this is just Trump going to even greater lengths to manipulate the stock market for a tiny gain on some insider trades for a 39th time on this conflict.
>>536868217I'm so tired.
the élite are trolling the goyim, honestly it's hilarious
>>536868217Trump is a pussy
>>536868363>This orange fuck is a laughing stockthe only stock worth investing in
>>536868217Taco trump if I was a betting man I'd say this is gonna continue to happen for the next two years until Democrats win the Whitehouse and pull all the troops out.
>>536868462they did a complete 360
>>536868217This was obvious from the start. He's not going to announce a military strike, in advance, on social media. Not even he is that stupid. It's still embarrassing though. This is at least the 5th or 6th times he has "cancelled the strikes" due to "very good talks blah blah blah..." It's even the same wording every time. He can't even be bothered to come up with a new lie
>>536868217I bet $100 Iran continues strikes tonight, because Donny is lying out his ass.
is it just going to be like this for the next 3 years then?
>>536868973>He's not going to announce a military strike, in advance, on social mediaThat's literally what he's done every single time
why is anyone still listening to this dumbass
>>536868664Lol you're a shitskin with a VPN.
AND THIS TIME, I MEAN IT*Until I don't mean it
>>536868502Sounds like he got Iran to concede something. Sounds like threatening them works. I don't understand the problem here.
>>536868462More like the generals told Trumpanzee they weren't going to do it so now Tramp believes he won (again)
>>536868217I said you guys yesterday....today is peace begging day.
>>536868217I hate this orange kike. It hurts my brain to read to read his lies
>>536869198Sounds like you're a retard
>>536869161For pointing out the obvious? This is like the fifth time Trump has threatened Iran only to back down at the last minute by pretending great progress has been made on a peace deal
>>536868217Iran should just deny this to make him look even more retarded
retard nigger cucked out the moment he saw the markets panicking
>>536868217Iranian AI generated Lego themed video response when ?
>>536869198sounds like he's cuck nigger
>>536868217Seethe harder
>>536868217this entire thread is basically a bunch of deranged leftists not understanding that the goal is peace, and the way to secure peace is to ensure iran doesn't attain the ability to create nukes.bombing them would be retaliatory, but wouldn't help advance our national interest.this isn't chickening out, it's prudent statesmanship; there's just a bunch of retards in here that are incapable of examining anything trump does with a grain of objectivity.it must be hard to go through life when everything must be interepreted in the worst light possible at all times and no credit must ever be given.
>>536868217guys, hes bluffing
>>536869574That could only be true if he wasn't doing the same thing over and over and over again. Past a certain point it's just blatant market manipulation.>>536868664
>>536869566>>536869574
>>536869566OMG 94 to 89???!!!! woooooooooWWWW!!!
>>536869024No, he doesn't. Vague threats maybe, but he has never said something specific like "WE'RE STRIKING TONIGHT" before. He announces those after the fact like the supposed to do.
>>536868217is this war even fucking real?
>>536869650Ahem, fuck israel and iran
>>536869723say the line migger
>>536869017probably, might as well touch grass, head to Kenny's pub, have a few pints and wait for this whole thing to blow over
>>536868217>Discussions and final points have been, in both concept and great detail, approved by all parties involved, including the United States, Israel, Saudi Arabia, UAE, Qatar, Turkey, Pakistan, Bahrain, Kuwait, Jordan, Egypt, and others.I can't help but notice Iran isn't on that list
>>536868217hope you got your oil future trades in before he said this
>>536869673You're absolutely wrong.
>>536869649>>536869650these are exactly the kinds of responses i was expecting...first, no. you're incorrectly attributing doing the same thing over and over again as some kind of market manipulation. he's doing the same thing over and over again because he's on the right course--they're losing hundreds of millions of dollars a day and their leadership is feeling the squeeze; their president just resigned that long ago. why would you change tactics if what you're doing is working?oh noes! they shot down a helicopter!...okay? and?the goal isn't to preserve our stock of helicopters, it's to ensure that iran can't make nukes.if you can't see how a blockade is costing us basically nothing and inducing an extreme economic hardship on iran, if you can't see how that hardship is in turn causing the change we want, then i must conclude that you're not examining the situation in good faith.to put it another way, we're going to be paying our sailors no matter what they're doing. it's not really costing us anything to indefinitely sustain a blockade.whereas in iran, the blockade is costing them hundreds of millions of dollars a day.what we're doing is working as intended.there's no need to change it up.strangle them and invite them to the table.they lash out and do something stupid... who cares?it doesn't change the power imbalance in the situation.
>>536870317migger meltie
>>536870317Jesus Christ you suck a lot of Jewish cock don't you?
>>536868217What does TACO mean?
>>536869161If he was he'd be on your side.
>>536870477...i'm not mad.i'm also familiar with your tactics of dropping a retard-tier meme a la "u mad bro" and not having to contend with the substance of the post.it doesn't take a smart person to notice and point out that you fags wait on the edge of your seat for trump to do something (anything, really... remember two scoops?) just so you can mentally masturbate and grow that aneurysm in your head a little bit more.it's a like a skinner box and you're addicted to hate.
>>536868217Gotta feed them stonk market algorithms orange kike
>>536868462>trump won . won what? theyre just going to enrich uranium in secret
>>536870589no, but it's weird that you think about such things.i don't see how recognizing the economic assymetry induced by a naval blockade has a whole lot to do with israel.i suppose you could argue that they are a key reason why we're involved in the region, but i didn't bring them up... you did.and sucking dicks, lol.
>>536870292Post an example then, faggot. If he does it "all the time," surely you can find one.
>>536869717How can the war be real if our eyes aren't real
>>536868217BASED, President Trump is playing 8D chess!!!!
>>536870881I'm not digging back through months of social media posts to prove to you something everyone, but you is well aware of. Idgaf either way.
>>536868217God bless Trump!Fuck warmongers!
>>536870863Your blockade is a joke. Iran started the blockade, not Trump. And you definitely suck a lot of cocks and do a lot of dick riding, whether Jewish or not.
>>536868462Trump did a 360 and walked away. He's done it before and will do it again.
>>536868217So one sided. Those talks happened in his imagination or in the parallel dimension his handlers project onto him.
>>536868217His friends told him not to fuck up the stock market before they can dump SpaceX on normies and cash out.After that he can fuck things up as much as he likes.
I wonder if well ever get to know how much shit Donnold was making up and what kind of negotiations were actually held.
>>536871153...it's not my blockade, anon, it's our blockade, lol.whether you like it or not, the blockade is costing us basically nothing and costing iran hundreds of millions of dollars a day.iran's annual gdp is only $434 billion, so every day that they don't come to the table is costing them a sizable chunk.the fact that you're so upset that we're having such a decisive victory over an adversary says a lot about you.i can just imagine you:blue hairpiercingsretard-tier tattoostwitter posts threatening to move to canada (decidedly not mexico, lol)i see you, fag.
>>536868217Another military victory for the US. Total surrender from the Irannies, to our will. We killed their children, destroyed their historical sites, de-industrialized them, ect. And they are just going to surrender and "take it". We will NOT be leaving the region. We will NOT be giving them their frozen assets, we will have the enriched uranium, ect. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BC_ddF8IQGA
Lol which market did him and barron pump and dump this time...
>>536871470You still don't seem to be understanding that Iran is the one who closed the strait. Your blockade is in name only. They already closed the fucking strait. You're not doing a goddamn thing they didn't already decide to do.
>>536868217Dude better be smoking some high grade LSD
>>536871470And to clarify, it's not "out blockade" anon, the US government is my enemy.
>>536868217I am so fucking tired of this retardation.
>>536871838>You still don't seem to be understanding that Iran is the one who closed the strait. Your blockade is in name only. They already closed the fucking strait. You're not doing a goddamn thing they didn't already decide to do.no, you don't seem to understand that they had conditionally closed the straight (not a blockade) and were charging ships to pass through.in response to that we said that no ships that paid iran anything would be allowed to pass through the straight at all, and that no ships would be allowed to dock in or deport from iran (that's a blockade).so... i dunno. educate yourself?the iranians were using a toll-road model and we took that away from them.if you don't see that, then (again) i must conclude that you're not examining the situation in good faith.
>>536868217You should be making money off of this
>>536871917...you're helping to pay for the blockade, anon.it's absolutely yours, too.>huh? wha..?any time you pay rent, pay for access to the internet, pay for taco bell, participate in the economy at alla portion of the taxes you paid go to fund the blockade.if you don't like that, the only winning move is to leave.fortunately for you, no one is forcing you to stay; this isn't communist russia or soviet berlin, lol.you are free to go any time.
>>536871068Exactly what I expected. Concession accepted, retard.
>>536868217Did he not make the same tweet already multiple times, I'm having dejavu
>>536868217Did Iran destroy the attack launch points? Kek.
>>536870858going to be real difficult funding that whem we take over their refineries and oil ports
>>536872114>>536868217Polymarket niggers?
>>536868217Trump is the opposite of the wise phrase "speak softly and carry a big stick". He's more like "Speak loudly and carry a small twig".
What does Iranian Leadership mean
Concepts of a peace deal in the land of make-believe. This whole situation is retarded as fuck.
>>536868462Yes, yes, my friend. *Shoots down another helicopter*
>>536872049That's absolutely not what they were doing at first. They just shut it the fuck down and we're attacking any ships that tried. Your blockade was an impotent display by Trump to try to save face and hasn't amounted to shit. Iran isn't hurting bad enough to capitulate to your cock sucking Jew president.
the most raped and buckbroken kikeslave to ever walk planet earth
>>536872201It's not a concession, I just don't care to waste my time trying to argue with disingenuous shill faggots
>>536872168I don't pay taxes anon. The government has no effect on my life. I'm gonna stay right here and call out all the bullshit and when the time comes I'll go to war against the state if necessary.
>>536868217God he is such a complete fucking loser holy shit.
>>536872486>That's absolutely not what they were doing at first. They just shut it the fuck down and we're attacking any ships that tried.no, they implemented a toll road business model right away. you're free to back up your claim that they didn't though with sources if you please.>i i it's not even really that painfuli mean, it was painful enough that their president resigned, so... there's that.
>>536872323>empty threads
>>536872592>i DON'T pay taxes, anonyou're lying. you buy food. you sleep somewhere. you're on an electronic device. you're on the internet. presumably, you get paid somehow.all of those things are taxed.if you need to lie to yourself to cope, that's okay.it's still a lie, though.
>>536872554Your concession has already been accepted. Move along
>>536868462>>536868664>>536868689Iran knows it can just say 'let's negotiate!' any time to get strikes called off, then they can keep talks going forever and ever. Trump loves nothing more than having pointless bullshit negotiations going on so he can convince himself a big deal is very close.
>>536868217
>>536872849>Iran knows it can just say 'let's negotiate!' any time to get strikes called offyes. that's what we want. we don't want to spend money dropping bombs on them. we want to bring them to the table.>then they can keep talks going forever and ever.nope. their economy is imploding. the longer they wait to resolve the situation, the worse it gets for them.
>>536869198Get a load of this guy hahaha. He’s for real this time guys, watch out
>>536872630Iran only talked about a toll system. They didn't actually implement it until after Trump's blockade. Im not sourcing shit. This shit is only a few months old. If you can't follow a fucking timeline then I'm not holding your hand. Everyone else doesn't seem to have a problem
>>536872935can't wait to hang you fucking miggers
>>536872849>he can convince himself a big deal is very closeyou voted for this, MAGA trash
>>536872935Then what's the point in Trump threatening further strikes at all? Just say 'no, the blockade will continue' and leave it at that?It's obvious that Trump wants out of this war because it's fucking gas prices in the US and that's going to screw the midterms for the GOP... Iran is getting hurt by the blockade but it knows Trump would like to make a deal to get the strait open again very badly.
>>536869161And you didn't correct him, meaning you believe him completely.
>>536872962>Iran only talked about a toll system. They didn't actually implement it until after Trump's blockade.nope. that's factually inaccurate.march 27th, 2026 iran began charging a toll to cross the straight.the blockade didn't begin until april 13th, 2026.so... again you're a retard incapable of telling the truth.>i'm not sourcing shityeah, because you can't, lol. you won't be able to find sources that back up your fictitious version of events. they don't exist.
>>536869161>Still defending a bait and switch for the 50th timeFuck off you golem
>>536873091>Then what's the point in Trump threatening further strikes at all?politics?red meat for his base?there's lots of reasons politicians say things they don't mean.pick your poison.
>>536872700Food is not taxed, rent is not taxed, my Internet is not taxed (maybe the tax is baked in, but they quoted me $65 a month for 1 gig and that's what I pay and includes a free mobile line for a year) Fuck the IRS, I'm not giving them shit. Come and take it. I pay tax on gas, but I ride a 250cc motorcycle, so they ain't getting much. And can't really get around sales tax, but I don't consume so it's not a huge issue. Thanks for your concern about my levels of cope.
>>536868689This.He and his inner circle are making bank.
>>536873236>witness my denial and coping!okay, lol.
ANNOUNCEMENT OF THE 39th IMMINENT HISTORIC PEACE DEAL IN IRAN (TBD)
>>536868217why does he always cuck?
In case you haven't figured it out there's 2 groups he's negotiating with. The parliament and the ircg. The ircg is controlled by the nwo (city of London, davos, wef, etc). These are the same people not letting zelensky end the ukraine war.Trump is trying to reduce the nwo control over anything outside Europe, including Venezuela.
>>536873251TACO
>>536869196>I MEAN ITAnybody want a peanut?
>>536872736Is this specific enough?
>>536872935>nope. their economy is imploding. the longer they wait to resolve the situation, the worse it gets for themAnd us as well. And we get fucking nothing out of it
>>536873185Jesus, you're such a disingenuous kike. https://www.npr.org/2026/05/14/nx-s1-5819351/iran-implements-new-system-to-collect-fees-from-ships-in-strait-of-hormuz
>>536873345Cause Trump is a faggot bitch
>>536868217hes running the clock down, the blockade is crippling their economy
>>536873505
>>536873546
>>536873419not really, though.the longer this goes on, the more incentive there is for us to develop our fracking tech.in the past, opec controlled how much oil they put on the market carefully specifically to disincentivize us from developing our fracking tech.we're a net exporter of oil, and have been for a while, anon.this is mildly inconveniencing us in the short-term and is disasterous for them.what we're getting out of this is further and further divorced from the middle east as our tech matures.
>>536868462Yes and Ukraine finally manage to defeat Russia and your wife finally left her black boyfriend. LOL Loser.
>>536873345Either way, the little bit of taxes I pay go to the state, not the feds. And either way, I live my life however the fuck I want without a single thought or worry about the government.
>>536868217Monday:>Due to the terrorist Iranian regime's retaliation against Israel's self-defense strikes on a Lebanese orphanage, I will be ordering a new wave of strikes on Iran TONIGHT
>>536873449>talks about disingenuousness>links a news article discussing the implementation of a formalized system of collecting tollsyou've moved the goal posts.here, let me google that for you
>>536873650Yeah we're just depleting our strategic reserves so Trump can save face and manipulate the markers. No big deal.
>>536873414Yeah. And he bailed on that one too. The whole point is that this latest one was obvious bullshit from the start since he announced it in advance
>>536868363So is your country. Stop electing jews and retards
>>536873862There's no real evidence they ever collected any fees in March. Obviously they would need to put a system in place in order to collect those fees. And fucking AI does not count as a source you retarded nigger.
>>536873793mr trump your hair is blowing away!
>>536873650Fracking tech is well developed what the fuck are you on about kek. What is this 2004?
>>536873988either glass house or seething mutt
>>536868217its incredible how much this orange baffoon has tanked US's credibility and image of military force
>>536868217I wonder what the Iranian leadership is thinking as Trump keeps posting to the world about having all these imaginary discussions with them.
>>536873230By making threats that he never follows through on it makes Iran not take him seriously. 'He'll back out again like always'.The reason is he obviously doesn't want boots on the ground (really difficult, Iraq x 5) or more US casualties in general, which will happen in war. The US is much stronger than Iran obviously but regime changing them isn't easy. You don't want a failed state there either because that will keep the strait dangerous for years.Iran knows that the longer it can have the strait blocked then the longer gas prices stay high for the US and therefore the more desperate Trump is to make a deal, even a bad deal, just to get things back to normal. That's the one trump card Iran has in this war and they've been playing it well. Iran doesn't care if its economy is hurt. Iran's regime cannot make a concession to the US because it's existential. The regime hardliners will not allow such a thing. Blowing up the supreme leader has cemented that fact. If it was another POTUS maybe it would be possible but not now with Trump.This means there is no 'deal' Iran will make short of 'WE WIN, YOU LOSE' being spelled out in huge letters, and that's something the US obviously doesn't want, so that means things are in a stalemate.
>>536868363Because he won swiftly?
>>536868217>doesn't kill you.>haha he chicken outs!
>>536868217>Have IRGC by the balls with your kike friends for 40 days straight>95% of strategic objectives are achieved>All of a sudden go TACO for no reason>60+ days of this shit non-stop Like what the fuck is going on in DC and TelAviv?
>>536869566>>536869650>>536869653You guys know that once a pipe runs low enough on oil it stops operating, right?Everyone is just betting that the oil will start flowing, but it probably won't because the only deal available will be a worse version of the Obama deal and Trump will chimp outoil will go to 150 minimum
Israel keeps intentionally sabotaging every ceasefire and Trump keeps falling for it.
>if Trump escalates the conflict he's a Zionist puppet war criminal aggressor>if Trump proposes a peace settlement he's a chickenshit and caved to TehranSo which is it, trannies? Get your internal logic consistent.
>>536874030...moving the goal posts again.>>536874102>Fracking tech is well developed what the fuck are you on about kek. What is this 2004?it was rapidly improving at a clip that was making the saudis uncomfortable. in response, they flooded the market to disincentivize further development. why invest in R&D if you can just buy cheap oil from the saudis, right?as a result of this present situation we have resumed that pace of fracking innovation.
>>536874529>By making threats that he never follows through on it makes Iran not take him seriously.one would assume that the blockade is making them take us seriously...we can sustain it indefinitely.how long can they?
>>536875235>how long can they?Be forewarned that chinks and shitskins live in a fantasy world where Iran has vast underground weapons factories and a high speed rail supply line to China.
>>536874813there's no way out anymore you retardthe best possible case scenario now is a copy of the Obama deal and we will have spent at least $1 trillion for no reason at allTrump set $1 trillion on fire and that's the best case scenario
>>536875408you are mistaken facially.the best possible case scenario is us getting everything we want, time now.>trump set $1 trillion on firewhat? are you innumerate? wtf? a trillion dollars is a thousand billion dollars.
>>536870317Holy cope
The funniest part of this circus is that everyone is focused on muh oil when it's the sulfur, aluminum, helium, etc. shocks that are going to really fuck everything sideways. Those are unavoidable at this point, even if the Hormussy opened up today.
>>536875556>us getting everything we wantwhat are (((our))) demands?>thousand billion dollarsreparations alone that we will pay to Iran will be over 300 billion
>>536875790why do you think we would ever consider paying reparations?>uh, cnn told me so...lol. that's not even on the table.
>>536873671You are an angry brown man
>>536874654If he had IRGC by the balls the Strait wouldn't still be closed. Don't believe every piece of propaganda the White House issues.
>>536874813Starting a pointless war and then pussying out on finishing it is the worst of both worlds and Trump deserves to be criticized for it
>>536875945>If he had IRGC by the balls the Strait wouldn't still be closed.it's not.iran's port is what's closed.ships are presently free to traverse the straight if they so wish.
>>536875235>we can sustain it indefinitely.>how long can they?That's the question. The US can sustain it but it means the midterms get lost. Iran knows that and is using it to try to get a cushy deal (capitulation) from the US.My point is that Trump's dithering is making this worse because Iran isn't terrified of him. If you had some unapologetic asshole warhawk in charge like John Bolton they'd know he had no desire for a 'deal' and would want nothing more than to level Tehran. Then you'd have deterrence because Iran would know the US is serious about regime changing them by force. Trump has done the opposite, he's made himself look like a pushover because he doesn't follow through on his threats. If you threaten to beat up the guy who bullied you in the playground and then you chicken out of it that means every other kid knows you're a doormat and they'll use it as an excuse to keep picking on you.
>>536874654You guys were clearly trying to bait us into your trap, your intel is badly compromised but you know that. The only thing you dune coons have left to target is civilian and energy infrastructure, which would be very expensive for us to rebuildYour people mean nothing to us beyond their ability to help us fuck China into the 18th century. Your oil infrastructure is worth 10x the value of your entire population.Clank clank mr puhhhrrrsian
>>536875886what are (((our))) demands?answer me, you little bitch
>>536875945>Don't believe every piece of propaganda the White House issuesDisclaimer: This anon would not make this post were Kamala Harris president instead
>>536868462Reeeeee I hate orange nigger! See I'm one of you because I said nigger.
>>536876071No trading with the Chinks for useless chink weapons(jassms are expensive) we have to clear out every time you need to be taught a lesson.No providing chinks with -30% priced oil, therefore destroying another one of their artificial competitive advantages they use to exploit markets
>>536876055>The US can sustain it but it means the midterms get lost.the midterms aren't until november...honestly, the closer this drags out till the midterms the better it will be for republicans; imagine the effect on the midterms if the price of gas drops like a rock just before people go to the polls.>>536876071>what are (((our))) demands?have you not been paying attention to the state of the world?i feel like everyone and their mother knows what we want:1) iran can't have nukes2) iran can't harrass ships traversing the straightthere's nothing controversial about either of these demands.
>>536868217Oh look, more blatant insider trading
>>536876193You are one of us solely because you were born with a cock, and will never be a woman.Welcome, brother.
>>536869161you kikes really couldn't be anymore obvious. You know that?
>>536875739At this point it seems basically unthinkable that the economy won't be fucked sidewise for at least a while between now the midterms. If a resolution is met soon they might be able to turn things back around by October, but there is still going to be a multi-month rough spot that is going to be in people's short term memory going into the voting booth and its going to be really hard to offload the blame for it onto anyone by Trump. Thats going to really hurt the Republicans, because the thing people vote on the most consistently is the economy
THANK YOU ORANGE NIGGER FOR LOWING GAS PRICES BY CHICKENING OUT!!!
>>536868217NO CRYING IN THE CASINO
>>536876224what???I haven't even heard these talking pointswhat about the nuclear "dust"??? the strait???
>>536876109Yes I would. Only Trump cultists think you're never allowed to criticize who you voted for.
>>536876256>1) iran can't have nukes>2) iran can't harrass ships traversing the straightOK, great. wake me up when this finally happens. Trump will definitely pay reparations to make it happen and the miggers will lap it up.
>>536870317The hubris of you lot to imagine anyone is going to read that
>>536876365So, electing Democrats would solve what again? Help me out here.
>>536876530imagine thinking that attention deficit disorder and illiteracy are badges of honor...>no one is going to read that!>it's too long>...>no i've never read a beaverpost.
>>536873988>>536874106Naming the Jew really seems to set off the shills at the moment. So it's the right thing to do, make the Jews as visible as possible.
>>536871489Perfect ID
>>536876066Go back to pleddit gigafaggot.Kek
>>536868462>trump won.Again?
>>536876256>1) iran can't have nukesshouldn't have broken the nuclear deal then. This was a solved problem.>2) iran can't harrass ships traversing the straightshouldn't have attacked Iran then. This was never a problem.
>>536876577People are panicky animals and when the current party isn't giving them what they want they will flop back over to the other side in the hopes of something different. I'd like a third party entirely, Dems suck too, but I'm not holding out hope for that in the midterms. Thats a presidential election sort of thing where you have a central figure to build a party platform around. That said, in the current situation there is an argument that the dems getting the house or the senate would be a good thing simply because it puts a roadblock on the republicans kowtowing to Trump on every issue. We're seeing what happens when the republicans have free reign to do what they want without compromises, and it hasn't been great. Needing bills to pass democrat and republican approval between two houses won't magically reverse everything, but it would help stem the bleeding.
>>536868217He is the most feminine world leader in history
>>536869566Iran or Israel bombs one thing and this goes right back up. We are doing this twice a week now.
>>536876910we will break any shit deal that previous administrations createdthey're going to cave.we're going to get what we want.it's that simple.
>>536876577The issue is dems would import Iran and make everyone love it and pay for it. Both parties are AIDS, it's just old people cashing out the nation and packaging it into culture war babble.
>>536877180Its not that simple, dummy. Why should anyone make a deal with you when you say from the outset that the moment you don't like the terms you'll drop it like a hot potato? If you won't follow the terms of what we agree to, why should I care whether or not we have an agreement in the first place? You create a situation where any attempt at diplomacy is inherently a farce and thus is best left ignored, which is *exactly what Iran is doing now*. Your own stupid self-important strongman rhetoric is exactly why Iran has made zero attempt to take any kind of peace talks with the US seriously. They know that its all bullshit as long as Trump is the one in office because he'll rugpull them the moment he thinks he can get away with it.
>>536871312This. Tomorrow is going to be fun to watch as the stock tanks. The sell off is probably funding the war.
>>536868217barking dog who lost.
>>536868217Didn't Iran openly say "come at us bro"?
>>536877479>Its not that simple, dummy. Why should anyone make a deal with you when you say from the outset that the moment you don't like the terms you'll drop it like a hot potato?because we have the largest and most powerful military force in the history of the world.if you don't want to deal with us, that's fine, we have options:option 1-we use our militaryoption 2-we don't use our military (you're on your own)option 3-whatever we wantno one is forcing anyone to deal with us, but no one should expect a complete lack of consequences for not dealing with us, either.
>>536868217>approved by all parties>except iran Dumb migger
>>536868217>it's been aproved by the whole Abraham Accord so Israel
>>536868217THIS GUY IS A JOKE.
>>536876256>imagine the effect on the midterms if the price of gas drops like a rock just before people go to the polls.Thank you for exposing yourself as a complete idiot, anon. You have zero clue how the oil market works.
>>536868462>it was real in my mind i swear
>>536877802>because we have the largest and most powerful military force in the history of the world.You sure about that? Is that a *fact*, anon?Cause I'm looking at the scoreboard, and what I'm seeing is that we've failed to protect Israel, deter Iran, meaningfully cripple their military infrastructure in any measurable way, and in the process we've lost multiple billion dollar radar installations, 13 military bases across the region, exhausted our missile supply, and one of our aircraft carriers caught on fire but it *definitely* wasn't because we got attacked shut up. Tell me why Iran should be scared of the US right now? You think we're going to commit to a 5 million strong landwar in the middle east right now? You think we're going to drop nukes over this? I fucking don't. You need to stop bending over to blow smoke up your own ass, come back up for air, and look around at the actual state of the world and not the michael bay movie from the 2000's that you half-remember.
>>536878333...because i'm entertaining a hypothetical situation?explain how the price of oil dropping like a rock before just before the midterms would be bad for republicans.>th th that's not how the price of oil works!okay, explain that, too.explain to me how the price of oil works, anon, and why what i said was idiotic.
>>536878385>You sure about that? Is that a *fact*, anon?yes. yes it is. by every conceivable metric.
>>536868217Who was he talking to this time? The pillar outside the White House again?
>>536878442Gas price is not "dropping like a rock" before the midterms you laughable moron. Even if the strait of hormuz opened, it will take a long time for gas prices to stabilize back to normal levels. Supply doesn't just magically return to all pumps across your country with immediate effect.You are literally an idiot with no idea what you're talking about. I actually cannot believe how stupid you are.
>>536878480Then I'm sure you'll have a wealth of results to point to, our many victories over Iran that give them no choice but to bend to our will.
>>536878385just to really drive home the point, here's google's take on it.
>>536878596>Then I'm sure you'll have a wealth of results to point to, our many victories over Iran that give them no choice but to bend to our will.iran is going to cave and we're going to get everything we want.it is inevitable.also, this>>536878638when they do cave, be sure to go bitch on plebbit so we can make fun of you over here.
>>536878638Since you're a moron who relies on AI, why don't you ask it why gas prices won't immediately drop if the strait reopened.Or do you only ask questions that will help support your trumptard agenda? Idiot.
>>536868217hahahahahahahahahahahaI voted for this!
>>536878494Jared was making funny voices on the phone
>>536878757okay.it looks like there will be an instanteous drop followed by a continuous drop afterwards.what point are you trying to make, and how does that render my point irrelevant?
To be honest no Democrat of note has voiced any protest against the war anyway.
>>53687907310-15%? Do you know how much oil is up by right now, idiot? It has swung by that number multiple times during taco Trump's antics, that is not "dropping like a rock" like you say you fucking idiot. Gas will be expensive going into the midterms, that much is 100%
>>536878638I don't contest that we spent more money than everyone else does, but it doesn't seem to be reflected in anything tangible. Again, we have been at war with Iran for months now and haven't accomplished squat since the initial surprise salvo. If the US military can just decide to roll in and take control of the strait at any time, why haven't we? The simple answer is that we *can't*. We lack the firepower and manpower needed to flood the area with our forces and take enough control to make the strait safe to pass, and even if we could do so it would bankrupt us in the process. Our military is so expensive we actually can't afford to fucking use it.
>>536879198That's because they're never going to betray AIPAC.They would still appoint someone at least 5-times more competent than Hegseth as secretary of defence.
>>536879304>They would still appoint someone at least 5-times more competent than Hegseth as secretary of defence.Appointing a brown lesbian to defense secretary would improve on Hegseth?
>>536879223>blargle blargle blargleall that i'm hearing is that you're taking issue with my characterzation of the rate of change of the price of oil as rock-like.that's hardly a reason to get angry, lol.>g g gas will be expensive going into the midterms!>there!okay... and the price lowering will be good for republicans. which was my point.you can breathe now.
>>536879369Honestly? Probably, yeah.
>>536879264Hey moron, WWII cost $330 billion.
>>536879264>Again, we have been at war with Iran for months now and haven't accomplished squat since the initial surprise salvo.we have not been at war with iran for even a day, anon.we have bombed them and are maintaining a blockade; there have been zero troops on the ground.that's hardly a war.congress isn't even involved yet.
>>536879449I am just correctly labeling you what you are: a moron with no idea what you're talking about.It takes someone very stupid to think 10-15% is equivalent to "dropping like a rock", whilst being completely unaware of how much oil is currently up by.
>>536873862>>536874030It's quite literally the US Navy that has the thing blockaded. Hilarious how well their spin has worked.
>>536879576>I am just correctly labeling you what you are: a moron with no idea what you're talking about.well, that's just like your opinion, man.>It takes someone very stupid to think 10-15% is equivalent to "dropping like a rock", whilst being completely unaware of how much oil is currently up by.yeah, you took issue with my hyperbole, not my reasoning.okay, great. have a nice day.
>>536876066Seething inbred migger redneck.
>>536879664No, you are factually an idiot, and you know it.
>>536876256Neither one of those 2 demands was a problem before the orange nigger decided to bom Iran on behalf of his master Netanyahu, you cocksucking faggot.Holy fuck, people like you should be dragged to the streets, hanged drawn and quartered, you kik loving piece of shit.
>>536868479The last 3 days have been a blur. Stuff I thought I did this morning was 2 days ago.
Trump no1
>>536879724okay, great.i don't know why that bothers you so much...care to explain how lowering gas prices could be BAD for republicans?or, maybe you just want to yell about my subjective classifications some more?
>>536879803It doesn't bother me, I'm just correctly labeling you what you are: an idiot who doesn't understand the oil market, or any markets for that matter.
>>536869717I think it was when missiles were being lobbed every few hours but the turn based stuff is fake af.
>>536879885what's to understand?google seems to think oil futures will drop 10 to 15% instantly, which is enough for people to notice a 5 to 15 cent price drop per week.do you understand the oil market better than google?would you care to explain how that is wrong, anon?is that not "rock-like" enough for your tastes?
>>536871312Iran can do something really funny.
>>536879786You are a faggot
>>536880050>what's to understand?That 10-15% fluctuations are completely irrelevant, and nothing even remotely close to resembling "dropping like a rock". That is partisan conjecture from your tiny brain, and goes to show what a blithering idiot you are.
>>536880134You are replying to a jeet.
>>536871470>us>weGet out of here with "muh fellow American" crap
>>536880149now who's the moran?i'm pretty fucking stupid, anon, but even i know that for something to be a fluctuation there has to be a possibility for it to go up again.cause otherwise it's just monotonically decreasing (where'd that come from, big words are hard and i'm stupid!)
>>536880252>i'm pretty fucking stupidGood that you admit it, idiot.
>>536880282>Good that you admit it, idiot.i'm here all week.now, your turn... c'mon, you can do it!i believe in you!
>>536868462no, he does this to manipulate the stock market and also to attempt a sneak attack. he's literally done this a dozen times and you still don't get it
>>536872223Are we dealing with AI Trump? Did something happen? Is it rubber masks at the Knicks game as an alibi?
Oil is at basically an all-time low for the war. Trump has discovered that his TACOs are a substitute for oil and gas. We didn't actually need to dig this stuff out of the ground Trump making wild threats and then withdrawing them can be used to fuel our transportation and industry. I find it difficult to understand the chemistry and physics of this substitution, but it's obviously correct as evidenced by the futures markets: we don't need oil be just need more and more TACOs eventually we can TACO oil down to $10 a barrel even if nobody has barrels that's just the new paradigme.
>>536880327I am more than happy to keep correctly labeling you an idiot after you've humiliated yourself, even knowing you're using AI for all your posts like the embarrassing shitskin you are.
>>536873359glad someone is paying attention
>>536868348uh yeah.
>>536868664>a long history by now>of the media making shit upHAHAHAHAHA
>>536871470>muh blockadelel
>>536876256If the price of gas goes down yeah that'll help but you need to take into account the economic harm that's already been caused. Right now even if the strait became 100% safe again there's 1000s of tankers that have a backlog to unload. That isn't taking into account fertilizer and so on. This year is basically economically fucked because of this. The sooner it's over with the better.I agree that Iran cannot have nukes, Trump ran on that and he won the election, he has a mandate for that policy to be put into effect. But unfortunately there is no way to get that to happen without changing this regime, which is hard and it doesn't seem like he really wants to go down that path because it will be a long difficult war.The other problem right now is the gulf states are getting screwed by this too, their economies are reliant on oil and oil alone aside from some amount of tourism and tourism is obviously unthinkable right now.
>>536868217>Iran raises the flag of I'm a bitch niggerSeethe troon
>>536870317Is this dude's 36 posts just trolling tranny faggots and shitbrowns, or is it like an actual Boomer being serious?Or, is it paid shill/PR stuff?
>>536868462Yes, the Eyeranians chickened out.
>>536868217The ability to close the strait is more powerful than a nuke, thanks to the US fumbling Iran has realized this.There is no reason for them to capitulate. If they get attacked heavily they can destroy the world economy, there is no way out for goymerica.
>>536882063We bombed them into accepting our concession
>>536868462Exactly. Iran has no leverage other than the fact the US is a democracy and Democrats are cheering for the US to somehow lose so they can win seats in the midterms. If the war drags on until after the midterms Iran is even more fucked than it is now.
>>536868217Presidential puppet for Jewish fanatics! OYYYY VEYYY
>>536868462What did Iran concede? Has their regime been changed?
>>536882658They said they will never make a nuke, in 1970, then again in 2003. Trump won.
>>536880103Please Iran, do this tonight, it would be awesome.
>>536882658>What did Iran concede?Their entire military and ability to project power outside of its borders. >Has their regime been changed?It was killed off 2 or 3 lines deep.
Does anyone believe there are any "discussions" happening?I don't get why Iran even tries to play this nuance game, because Trump will always successfully shape the narrative. Just list your conditions, say there will be no contacts until they're met, then you take away Trump's most important tool which is buklshitting.
>>536883035>cope: the post
>>536883146You're retarded. Iran is using the ceasefire to reorganize itself as best it can and dragging things out for as long as it can because Democrats are cucks and they think they'll be in a better position. Trump still has the targetting of dual use infrastructure on the table, something every other POTUS has had no problem attacking, but he has been overly cautious because the media will spin it as if he's a genocidal maniac.
>>536883326Not an argument.
>>536868217>approved by all parties involved>missing the only party that matters, Iran.lol, lmao even.see you all at market close on Friday
>>536880187I am a patriot, tranny
>>536868217Explosions in Sirik, Hormozgan Province, Iran. Irannies are going to get demolished again tonite, looks like.
>>536868217LOLThe kikes are absolutely cooked!!
>>536880103They can't do shit, obviously. This was their last strike on barain. They hit some cars and an apartment building. https://files.catbox.moe/kexsxp.mp4They haven't had a substantive strike since before the ceasefire started.
>>536868217LOL>we've made agreements with everybody EXCEPT the people we're at war with, so we're standing down because we won
>>536868217Looks like Irannies are getting hit again, potentially.
>>536880891>If the price of gas goes down yeah that'll help but you need to take into account the economic harm that's already been caused.most people are of below average intelligence (like me.)therefore, most people aren't going to even be aware of anything other than the price of gas lowering.
>>536868348i dont know i cant see israel anywhere, hos is this miga exactly theyre still going to SHOOT ROCKETS theyre buying more time and the drumpf agrees. this is bad for israel.
>>536868462more like Trump is talking out of his ass until this actually comes to fruition. you should never believe anything this guy says without proof at this point.
>>536868217>>536868217Taco did the same with chinks back in 2017 and lost
>>536868217The weekends coming up, need to do something to boost the stock market over the weekend, he does it every weekend.
>>536880677>I want to believe the media is lying all the time because I want to feel smarter than the entire worldthis isn't even political, it's just bad critical thinking
I voted for this, you lost tranny
>>536868217Thisniggaintfunnyanymore
>>536886260Faggot
>>536868217ART OF THE DEAL
>>536886374you lost tranny
>>536886928>>536883617Jeet
>>536883035>It was killed off 2 or 3 lines deep.And three to four more lines are still left. Only the top was scratched.Miggers are so fucking delusional it's insane. Very likely a cancuckjeet.
TACOTACOTACOTACOTACOTACO
I feel like things are quickly spiralling out of control. Trump, Israel, Iran and even the markets are just not being rational anymore.
>>536868217You guys always read too much into this stuff.He treated the stock market as his personal cow and milked and milked, that is all this is. Nobody even cares except stock nerds, life goes on.
