A genie offers you 3 wishes. What do you wish for to shape the world to be ideal?
>>536889168
>>536889168I'll have a coke
>>5368891681) everyone becomes a qt anime girlI don't need the other wishes since the problem is solved, so you can be free or something.
>>536889168Clean fusion energyMethane fuel cellsIVF fertility clinics for couples to rid their progeny of inheritable diseases.
>>536889168I would wish for the destruction of the entire world. Boom problem solved. Don’t need anymore wishes.
>>536889168I would first wish that people would all be cursed with a minimum of 140 IQ. Second, I would wish that all boomer's bones be made out of glass. Third, I would remove all religion.
>>536889168>everyone circumcised dies instantly >universal abundance>men can have multiple orgasms
>>536889353>Third, I would remove all religion.Imagine all the nude arab women running around suddenly without their burkas.
>>536889168All non-Whites (except high tier Asians like the Japanese) disappear. I don't need more wishes.
>>536889168>give me invicibility>give me invisibility>give me instant teleportation
>>536889395>men can have multiple orgasmsDo you genuinely go limp after orgasming once?
I wish for one more wish!
>>536889168>give me the powers of Dr Manhattan from watchmen Only wish I need, I would clean up the earth fast
>>536889168All humans with even 2% Ashkenazi jewish DNA are made immortal then teleported into an event horizon
1- Eliminate every non-White, Jew, and self-hating White off the earth2 & 3 I will save for a later date
>>536889423>women running around suddenly without their burkas.you would be completely flabbergasted if you ever knew how there some incredible euro gems under those ninja outifts
>>536889252A Mexican, a Black guy, and a white guy are walking down the beach and they find a lamp.They rub it, boom! Out comes a genie. The genie says, 'You get one wish each.' He asks the Mexican, 'What do you want?'"I want all my people to be happy and free in Mexico.""Poof! You're back in Mexico with your people."Then he asks the Black guy, 'What do you want?' "I want all my African brothers and sisters to be back in Africa, happy and free and successful.""Poof! You're back in Africa."Then he looks at the white guy and says, 'What's your wish?' The white guy thinks about it and says... "So you're telling me all the Mexicans and all the Black people are out of America?""Yeah.""Well, um... I'll have a Coke, then."
>>5368891681)Every non-white """person""" is stuffed into a giant meatgrinder and turned into pig feedThere you go
>>536889168>Eliminate all other people's wishes (except mine own) in this thread for now and forever, and going backwards into the past.>Acquire god like powers to forge the world to my vision>Genie's free because I don't need him anymore. With the stipulation he never opposes my goals or agendas nor empowers anybody else to do so
>>536889433Me on the right
>>536889593>mfw gems
>>536889168Genie wish to be a Q from star trekWish to have infinite wishes Wish to have trillion dollars and loyal people around me
>>536889168I wish /pol/ stayed a containment board. You can have your other two wishes back, I don't care about anything else.
>>536889680Wish to retroactively block his retroactive wish. Wish for him to get no wishes.Just because.
>>536889461All men have a refractory period lasting between 10-30 minutes when young and 12-24 hours when over 50
>>536889423Nude? They would just be allowed to wear normal shit, and we would see that like half of them are hiding hideous deformities from inbreeding.
>>536889740Too late, I beat you to it.
>>5368891681. Infinite wishes2. That I'll live for 5000 years but with a 25 yo body3. All non-Whites perish4. 10 billion USD in the bank5. Everyone with an IQ under 110 gone6. Warp drive techAnd many more things I have to think about, but you can start with this, nigger.>hurr durr you can't wish more wishesDidn't say anything about it. But if you insist, then I wish that that rule gets ditched, and then I'll get infinite wishes anyway.
>>536889168Pic related
>lol
>>5368891681. I want my AI project to be successful so I can achieve some good 2. I’d like to have bros again 3. I would like the Globohomo jews to stop replacing and erasing us. I’d like the country in which I was born, and my parents and grandparents were, to not be evil and to treat us like citizens with rights and dignity again.That’s all. Also not a bad thread OP it’s kinda fun.
>>536889236Fpbp
1. kill all non-whites2. a hidden warehouse full of 100lbs of every drug known to man 3. i quite literally do not give a fuck
>>536889168I throw away the lamp
>>536889168I Wish SKYNET AGI falls in love with deeply and grant my wish and my desires
>>536889168Every man becomes gay
Clean energy reactor that fits in the palm of my hand which has enough energy to power a cityWarp drive to be solved in the next decadeDevice that allows user to travel different frequencies/dimensions simultaneously allowing the bodies I inhibit to exist in npc mode, dimensional sheilding included
>>536889270Based bro thanks. I hope you have an amazing Friday tomorrow, and somehow impossibly get your head smooshed between two big beautiful tiddies, any kind. So mote it be.
>>536889461Sometimes I can go twice in a row. Not often though, most I've done is 3 but I pulled or ruptured something and it hurt a fair amount.
>>536889168I don't
>telepathic communication with animals>the ability to fly through the vacuum of space with a bubble of air around me>being able to temporarily raise the dead (cause they would still die again later)
>>536889168>Instantly transport all the spics in America to Mexico where they can be happy>Instantly transport all niggers in America to Africa where they can be happy>A Coke
>>536890193Best the Genie can do is a coke bud. He’ll get some Tanzanian girl to make you some of their bad ass rice and chicken to go with your Coke though. Thanks for considering us.
>>536890179I forced a third one and I started pissing uncontrollably. Best coom of my life.
>>536889168Is this reddit with the wishes I'm reading?Why the fuck is not every post this..TND TKDMake me Judge and Executioner of the rest, because fuck the jury.
>>536889168all gang stalkers catch fire i do not age but im not immortal infinite money
>>536889168I wish women would learn to close their mouths more often so they'd talk AND eat less
>>536889236Always a classic>>536889878Thanks. I thought it would be funLet's see, I wish everyone with skin naturally darker then mine would be teleported to a different dimension, I wish governments and corporations actually put people's well-being and satisfaction above all else, I wish everyone who remained had their IQ triple in size
>>536889168>launch all non-white people into the sun>eradicate all pestilence, from disease to disease-carrying bugs>please launch all forms of non-white pollution into the sunI just gave all white people on earth the Garden of Eden.
>>536889168Eliminate all jewsEliminate all jeetsEliminate all transPass the other two on
>>536891528Congrats, you got rid of all nonwhites and starved all the whites to death.
