>Katie Davis, now 21, started experiencing waves of intense stomach pain when she was 20.>Doctors initially suspected a benign ovarian cyst and told her to monitor symptoms.>After she got chills and nausea, she got a colonoscopy and was diagnosed with stage 2 colon cancer.https://archive.is/DruJ6
>>536891744>What's causing ass hole and butthole cancer in young peopleParasites In cheap food.Don't eat pork, you'll be OK.
>>536891744Pornography has made Anal mainstream, I asked a recent date her body count and she told me she's done double anal, and liked it. Sadly it didn't work out.
>>536891744anal sex
>>536891744Too much protein not nearly enough fiber
On that note there sure's been a lot of ass licking in porn these last ten years or so, hasn't there? It's even showing up in hentai now
>>536892008>double analexplain
>>536891834>has nothing to do with americans getting most of their calories from seed oil and corn syrup and most of their protein from meat with nitrosamine forming compounds
>>536892008Women unironically love getting fucked in the ass. Especially when they're in their thirties.
>>536892008>double anal>>536892092as in wtf is double anal?
>>536891744Radioactive dildos
>>5368920922 dicks in the same hole
>>536891744Poor diets and sedantry lives
>>536892008>double anali mean how can you compete with a guy who has TWO dicks??
>>536891744It rhymes with acks
>>536891744>spray foods in poison>fill them with preservatives>why everyone is getting cancer!?its a mystery
>>536891744Covid vaccines.
>>536892092>>536892138Two cocks in the ass at once
>>536891744My country is a wicked country.
>>5368921382 in same shoot>in before gayit is pretty gay
>>536892174This. Sitting all day and eating trash.No boomers, it isn't "the gay" or whatever you wish it is. Zoomers aren't even having sex thanks to you worshiping your own daughters and fucking the world up.
>>536891744safe and effective
>>536892245Why aren't the unvaccinated getting turbo cancers?
>>536892313they are, you just ignore those cases because they were getting sick before covid as well.
>>536891744Ultra processed food. Stop eating processed meats, processed sugar, anything processedGo back to the basics: fresh veggies, fresh fruits, meat from your local butcher, etc...
>>536891744Modern Americans probably eat the lowest amount of fiber of any human beings in history. I know people who bleed from their ass every day and they've gone to the doctor and the doctor just told them to eat better. All they eat is microwave lasagna and chicken nuggets.
>>536892356They aren't though.
>>536892008>>536892188>>536892169>>536892263honest to god can you guys explain this to me.how the fuck does a threesome even happen, it sounds like the most awkward thing imaginable. I literally- I must be retarded because how the fuck does it even formulate in existence if you guys aren't joking. how the fuck does a woman agree along with two other men that "oh yeah we will put both of our dicks in her ass". How, where. I seriously doubt that this can even be real, I dont say this because im a prude but it just sounds so outlandish
>>536892456Have you never been curious and watched double anal pornography?It's quite popular.
>>536892456I've never initiated it personally but ive had 3 separate dudes ask me if im cool with fucking their gf because each girl held the pants in each relationship Double anal doesn't sound too farfetch'd when the woman decides who to fuck
>>536892456women are degenerates anon. if youre interested in the mechanical aspects of it, just google it
>>536892249This
>>536892456In places like Alaska men outnumber women 20:1, so it's not unusual for men to agree to "share" their partners rather than slaughtering each other and ruining their lives.
>>536892456Because it's super gay as hell anon. That's why. Congrats on being normal and straight, who isn't a fucking degenerate. Hell, anal is gay but double anal? SUPER fucking gay. Doesn't matter if your fucking a chick or not, it's still fucking gay.Yes, threesomes are also gay if it's mmf its also cucking. Stay far away.
>>536892759why do you consider one-on-one M/F anal to be gay? genuine curiosity. is it because its the same way fags fuck?
>>536891744
Fake article
>>536892844because if youre married you dont want to fuck your wifes butthole because she will get butt injuries and wear diapers and you dont want that for her. but marriage is openly illegal
cancer treatment is a huge moneymaker for the medical establishment
>>536892844Yes. Faggots do anal. Anal is unnatural and sick. Fucking a woman in the ass is doing the same thing as a faggot. Just because it's a woman doesn't mean it's not unnatural or not faggotry/sodomy.
>>536891744Genetics.
>>536891744there's a study linking colon cancer to a virus that attacks certain gut bacterial groups
>>536891744The important thing is she was making sure to absolutely not accidentally get pregnant by getting fucked in the ass.Thanks jews, thanks for normalizing sodomy.
>>536892456>how the fuck does a threesome even happenDrugs.
>>536891744Sneed oils
>>536891744Why is this being posted weekly
>>536892008>Going on dates in 2026Do you faggots really. None of these bitches are virgins past the 7th grade.
>>536893654Because someone is desperate to discuss anal sex since that's what this thread always devolves into
>>536892963Okay, but where does the double anal fit into what you described?
>>536892092Youre replying to bait. The scenario described and the people within it never existed. Neither does the "poster". Its a bot. Same as the OP.
>>536893898>Because someone is desperate to discuss anal sex since that's what this thread always devolves intolmao
More like stage 2 Pfizer.
>>536892065bingo. that’s the top candidate. top 3 candidates:1.) Excessive consumption of processed meat.2.) Edible Cannibis3.) Anus sex playThese three things have been mainstreamed in the past 20 years. Were less common in older generations.
>>536893646Probably not. If (You) are stricken with diarrhea immediately after a fast food seed oil meal, it’s probably because the employees were lazy dumb niggers and used to much magnesium to clean the oil. that or they didn’t clean the oil at all.
vax status?/thread
>>536893021well,> marriage is honorable in all and the bed undefiledbut, if a man has to bring his wife to the hospital because he hurt her butt, he should have to pay for it out of pocket instead of using insurance normal people pay in to>>536893100yeah its actually as God intended that women who try to have sex without the opportunity for pregnancy (need quantum field theory and symplectic geometry to figure that out) have to get fucked in the ass
>>536891744It's caused by HPV.Notice how the rise in butt cancer began at basically the exact same time that rimming/analingus started being pushed in porn and liberal pop culture? It's just like how oral cancer skyrocketed in the 80s/90s due to the normalization of cunnilingus.
Glyphosate from oats and unwashed vegetables with that, and pesticides. Women eat constant vegetables and NONE of them wash the shit.
It has to be some abomination only kids eat that causes this.
Speaking of, one of the neighbourhood kids bit into a squishy dumpling and accidentally some of the stuff that's inside. We're all waiting for her to die.
Don't eat ass you filthy animalsPoop comes from thereAlso cacer
>>536892249Yep... vaxx status?
>>536891744Well shit. I've been having that for a while now too.And no, I didn't take the clot shot.
sedentary lifestyle
>>536891744lack of fiber
The vaxx, of course. And now that we're about five years in, things are going to get wild.
>>536891744Im probably a retard but how often are we doing this seriously?In the 90's werent people just taking 5 minute shits? Ive recently caught myself taking 15-20 minute shits scrolling unconsciously.Once again im retarded but with all the gross bacteria and particles down there that cant be healthy right?>T. we shouldnt be taking long shits
>>536891744Analingus going mainstreamBc the jews
>>536892109Some do, most don't. My high school girlfriend was Catholic and a year ahead of me; when she came home from college after her first year and we went out, she told me that she'd been letting a guy fuck her in the ass so she'd still be a virgin when we got married, but then one night he begged her to try "just the tip" in her pussy and went too far and so now she's not a virgin any more and will I forgive her.Anyway, the answer was "fuck no" and also "bye".My second college girlfriend absolutely loved anal. She preferred it to anything else, as long as she'd taken a shit recently so she wasn't packed full back there. She preferred to be laying face down, get it forced in, and be choked while I did it.It was kinda hawt but also yuck.
People lack fiber to help clean out their intestines. Or people are doing the meme fad diets like carnivore but are not fasting like they should to help clean their body. So they're ending up with more toxins in their body and paying for it.
>>536899005>5 minute shits>15-20 minute shitsNeither of those are normal.I take like <30 second dumps. It just fires out like a rocket as soon as I sit down. Two to three times per day.I used to be a one-a-day groaner until I fixed my metabolism by cleansing my gut.Maybe you should take some laxatives and fiber supplements
>>536892456I was dating this super cute girl that seemed innocent and she was only 23 years old and she admitted to me casually that a group of guys ran a train on her when she was drunk at a party when she was 19 And honestly with women usually when they tell you something like this the truth is even worse
>>536899294>not wearing a diaper and just shitting yourself whenever your body naturally feels like shitting I pity you
>>536891744Well, she seems happy about it so I guess I'm happy for her too.
>>536892092Gay
I'm having stomach pain, but for me is literally just some stupid ass bacteria that who knows where I get from that form extra gas on my intestines, but I'm taking medication for now, until I give up and take the shitpill.I did the exams back months ago when this shitshow started and there was no indications of le cancer both in the resonance and the blood battery.
>>536899005takes me 30 minutes regardless of whether i have anything to read. i envy the rapid shitter.
>>536891744Thank God I don't ever have sex. Women are just a problem.
>>536891744The stomach is not the belly. I hate people so damn much.
>>536891744Vaxxed.
>>536899135No one wants to read your "schtupping the shiksa" fantasies.
>>536892138wait til you learn about DVDAwhat would brian boytano do if he were here today?
>>536892356Course the kiwicuck is shilling for the vax lmao
>>536892363>local butcherlmao>go to local butcher>they don't butcher anything >all the meat is shipped to them from elsewhere >can't even get a pork femur from them to make bone broth>ring up all the local farmers, they either say they don't sell to the public or they send it overseas>try to grow a garden, yard is poisoned with heavy metalsI hate this kiked earth and I hope it explodes soon.
>>536891744Well, only two things are ever going through there for 100% of people on this planet. it's either the food, or people taking strangers loads up their ass.
>>536899005I shit in like 10-15 mins. Ever since I had my gallbladder removed (stones) I haven't had a ghost shit in years. When I had my gallbladder it was like a couple mins tops. Best guess is my gut bacteria is jacked up from all the antibiotics they had me on from the infection and it never returned to normal. Oh well, shit happens.
>>536891744>What's causing ass hole and butthole cancer in young peopleSTOP EATING ASSASS TO MOUTHFINGERING BUTTHOLESETC. Stay away from the "EXIT ONLY" area degenerates. And avoid LGBT they are all diseased.
>>536891834>Don't eat pork, you'll be OK.Are you muslim or jew? Trick question, you are both the same.
>>536892109>Women unironically love getting fucked in the ass. Especially when they're in their thirties.The parasites have infested their brains by then. TOXOPLASMOSIS makes you not be revolted by feces and anal sex. Anal sex introduces bacteria, parasites, and viruses that the micro-biome of the intestines cannot handle or defend against.
>>536900189so you're saying avoid rare beef?
>>536891744It's either the processed food or nobody is disclosing the fact they're taking it up their shitty ass with fentanyl laced dicks and they want everyone to think it's the processed food.
>>536900251nothing to do with sedentary lifestyles and obesity, then?
>>536900308Idk, is everyone dying of ass cancer fat? I never paid attention.
>>536900308
A 20-year old with stage 2 colon cancer? Vaxx? What vaxx? Nothing to see here, folks. Move along.
>>536891744THAT IS 21!?!holy shit, they are hitting the wall at 11 it seems
>>536900442is there anything the vaxx hasn't caused in the last 6 years?
>>536891744People don't seem to understand how fat and retarded the population is. Their diet and extreme lack of physical exercise is completely unnatural and I am glad they are dying.
>>536900509Well, it certainly hasn't caused an increase in courage or intelligence.
>>536892008>sadly
>>536892109Can confirm. Wife turned 30 and every year after that became more interested in anal. Now we use plugs of various sizes when fucking.
>>536891744The foodlike goyslop our bodies don’t digest constantly passing through our assholes is bound to cause issuesBut what do I know I’m a silly goy
>>536900007They were reality. Dunno why you brought up "shiksa", none of us were kikes. I did have a Jewish girlfriend during college; she was batshit insane.
>>536891744I hate taking a shit and it sticks to the porcelain like, even flushing doesn't remove it so you gotta get a toilet brush and clean it off of the side of the bowl and then wait for the top tank to fill back up because you used all the water to flush the first time and you dont want your brush to be covered in shit or the bathroom will stink I fucking hate living sometimes man
>>536999999>>536900000hmm who got 'em
>>536892456Read the part in the bible where it explaons why God Gives people over to a reprobate mind, and things beging to make sense from various outlets in loife for why theyre so fake and utterly gay
>>536900509Immunity kek
>>536901166If you say so. It really does sound like one of their scripts, though.
>>536901283Thanks, anon. Now I feel like an idiot for missing the obvious joke.
>>536891744The rates are highest in Native Americans followed by Black Americans and is linked to weight gain....I think it's lazy fat parents who let their kids gain a bunch of weight from trash food. So if you are a fat kid then you have a problem. Anal sex is linked to anal cancer- not colon cancer. tl:dr High Body Mass Index (BMI) during childhood and adolescence significantly increases the risk of developing colorectal cancer later in life
>>536893897Yeah honestly I am trying to get with an 18 year old "Christian girl" to really see how bad it is. I suspect she has already popped her cherry and took it up the ass and likes the occasional facejob
Excessive alcohol and antibiotics
>>536892092how come gay men dont do double anal and spit roasting more often?
>>536892092it's just half of a DVDA
>>536892098>muh seed oil and hfcsjust had to crowbar that in, didn't you.
>>536893646holy fuck i had no idea they used water to clean it holy shit holy shit it's been purified too what do i do dump it out? oh shit guys i'm scared fuck fuck fuck
>>536901315Nah. I guess I should've added one more line, though: Those were the only two, I've never found any other woman who's even willing to try anal.
>>536900189>>TOXOPLASMOSIS makes you not be revolted by fecesThe search context does not support the claim that toxoplasmosis reduces revulsion toward feces.The provided information indicates the following regarding Toxoplasma gondii:Entrepreneurship and Risk: A study links the parasite to a reduced fear of failure, making infected individuals more likely to major in business and start their own companies. Rodent Behavior: In mice, the parasite eliminates the innate fear of cat urine smell to facilitate the parasite's life cycle in cats. Other Mental Effects: The parasite has been linked to increased neuroticism, car accidents, and mental health risks, but no mention is made of altered reactions to feces.
>>536892008>only doubleWhat a prude.
Too much butt seggs
>>536892363What you don't understand is that the infrastructure doesn't even exist for that anymore in processed food countries.I don't fucking HAVE a local butcher. Most localities don't HAVE farmer's markets. You go to Walmart, Kroger, Safeway, Costco, wherever, and you buy what they have. All the produce on the shelves is usually bruised and shitty looking, so even when people want to eat veggies they'll just buy a plastic bag of premixed vegetable blend in the freezer section. That's how it works here.Yes it's dystopian, but that's just the reality we're dealing with.
>>536891744There are varying degrees of genetic vulnerability to gut cancers. If you are desperate to find an acute cause, you are probably going to be limited to viral infections and parasites.
This is God's way of telling humanity that semen doesn't belong in the anus
>>536903276shouldn't he have provided an exemption to females though?
>>536903229i couldnt afford a local butcher if i had one. we had a good ralphs here i could walk to but they shut down because they couldnt get on the delivery thing fast enough with lockdowns. all that local stuff got killed the same way
>>536892456>record numbers of bowel cancers because people indiscriminately eat food with toxic fertilizers, pesticides, and additives>"straight" men willing to rub their dicks together inside of a ran through woman's butthole for a chance to orgasm with a woman involvedFor the same reason. The majority of humans in this world are like pigs. They ultimately lack civilized standards of hygeine, personal conduct, honor, morality, etc., like animals. You can't even teach them any differently. They will cope, rationalize their ways, and become hostile.
>>536903229worse yet most farmers markets are just stalls selling produce from grocery stores they buy in bulk that's going off soon. overstock. they are not farmers most of the time. some are people with market gardens but most of the time you are just going there to show your tits off or look at tits, depending on whether you're male or female. or maybe buy a crystal or a pendant with your astrological signeverything is a sham, famalamthe frozen stuff is actually usually better as the nutrients are preserved. the fresh stuff has mostly been sitting around for ages, and artificially ripened in a big gas chamber.
>>536900122Christian or jew?YOU are basically the same so go back to pissrael. You can suck off more jews there.
>>536903555checkthe meat industry in the us price fixes to raise prices, and has been for years. this is most of the reason you can't afford meat.if you are near any mennonite, hutterite, or amish colonies they often sell way better meat at much lower prices than the store. everyone does this in 'berta. you have to meet a guy with a truck in a parking lot like a drug deal
>>536903456No.
>>536891744What's up with the retarded faggots on this board who think Colon Cancer and Anal Cancer are the same thing? This place has truly been overrun by fucking retards kek
