Are chicago niggers about to get wrecked by an EF5 tornado?Thread themehttps://youtu.be/kFN3l2NuoE0
Fingers crossed
>Chicago tornados >None of the warning areas contain any part of Chicago Would be neat if Gary got sucked away through lmao
>>536894426hopefully it kills fuentes
Tornadoes don't really strike cities
>>536894426Praying for the people in Gary.
>>536894426Those polygons are tornado warnings. A tornado warning means there's circulation up in the clouds and the right conditions for a tornado to drop down, but there's no guarantee. It says nothing of there being an actual tornado or the strength it may develop.If a tornado was actually the size of those polygons the earth would probably be getting torn apart.
>>536894699Spoke too soon nigger, there is a funnel cloud heading right toward Chicago.
>>536894925mostly no but St Louis got slammed last year
>>536895098I think Joplin is the best example of what would happen if an EF5 ever did hit a city even though it was more a small town than a city. It's rare for a tornado to hit a city and one with EF3+ strength even rarer. But not impossible. Literally nothing would stop a tornado from obliterating Chicago if a tornado decide to run through it.
>>536894925That’s only because cities are relatively small targets and they’re easy to miss.
>>536895077Oh fuck yes>>536894878Lmao this would be hilarious if a tornado kills Fuentes and demolishes Berwyn, Cicero, Garfield Park, North Lawndale and Little Village.
>>536894964>Gary>People
>>536894426>ChicagoWhat? That’s not Chicago. That’s Gary Indiana and some corn fields. Not even Michael Jackson would give a fuck if he were still alive.
What's the best tornado live stream to watch? https://www.youtube.com/live/XIdRMQXogdUhttps://www.youtube.com/live/42fv4JVWWToWho pronounces the most cities wrong?
>>536895395Gary dwellers are getting blown SUPER HARD right now and you're laughing
>>536895459Two funnel clouds heading right toward chicongo now, nigger. Digits and Chicago gets double penetrated by EF5s tonight.
>>536894426Omg a storm just flew over my house.
>>536894426its an another nothingburger faggot
>>536895515Appears I'm laughing with them
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>>536895550Could a tornado actually do real damage to a big city? I don't know how these gay winds function
>>536895820The Joplin EF-5 pulled a hospital off its foundation and rotated the entire building.
>>536895820Imagine throwing a car at 150mph into a building, what kind of damage would you expect?
>>536895920Well I can't throw a car at all, much less at such speeds
a latin king just flew over my house
>>536894699>Would be neat if Gary got sucked away through lmaoIt's Nature helping Da Bears clear Hammond for their new stadium.
>>536895920>150mphit's not a hurricane
Wipe out the entire city.
>>536895820Yes a strong enough tornado can tear apart brick buildings. And a glass skyscraper wouldn't be the best place to be to wait out a tornado.
>>536896157But is there even enough energy in the whole 'nado to take out like, a city block say? Or would it get tired out by a building or two
>>536895339>Berwyn
80mph winds in Chicago
>>536896272Depends on what is feeding it. Has to be just the right combination of weather.I've seen tornados go through Oklahoma City with nothing stopping them. They can track for miles that way.
>>536896272>get tired outHoly fuck you're retarded, please return to India.
>>536896095Indeed, but it's a realistic speed for heavy debris caught in a very violent tornado>>536896272'nados don't get tired, they just take a break for a 'go 'za before continuing on
>>536896081After which they'll flip flop again and say they choose Arlington heights
storm passed, didnt lose power like yesterday!PRAISE BE TO DITKA
Looks like a tornado is going through Grand Rapids now. Too bad the storm os past Chicago, maybe the storm will have enough juice to make it to Detroit.
>>536896458>Indeedjust saying tornadoes can move things much faster. plastic straws embedded into trees and the like.
>>536895920They just cancel each other out, right?Like, the storm is blowing the small car really hard and the big building stays totally stillSo it evens out and nothing happens?
>>536896095>it's not a hurricaneand?
>>536896751Actually since energy is conserved the building should throw a car back at the tornado
>>536896751this is what happens when you sleep through school
You can't tell me HAARP isn't real and the government doesn't control the weather. Lord Cheeto got tired of Gary, Indiana and decided to wipe it off the map. BASED.
>>536896751I don't know anon, does you body standing still cancel out the energy of a bullet? Why don't you test your theory and shoot yourself?
>>536894426Nothing of value will be lost.
>>536894426The weather fluctuations caused, by a large object that will impact somewhere on the earth, and that will make some people bitter.
>>536894426WE GET IT YOU LIVE IN NAPERVILLE STO POSTING AND LET THE REST OF US DO REAL CHICAGO SHIT
>>536897293Chicago is old news anon, the storm is in Lansing by now.
>>536897293Also it's a shame you didn't get a touchdown during the White Socks game.
>>536896354Based
>>536897465OK good. I didnt even lose power today.>>536897504Lol get fucked
>>536894925Yeah, an EF3 didn't hit downtown Nashville in 1998. An almost EF5 didn't dissect Tuscaloosa in 2011 and barely miss Birmingham. There wasn't an EF3 in New Orleans in 2022 either.
Rolling for a Nignado
>>536896915>>536897108Sorry I don’t just believe CIA narratives right out of the box like you doSwissanon cleared it up. Building throws a car back because equal and opposite reaction.
>>536898006This nigga deadass thinks BUILDINGS are real lmfaooo who gonna tell him?
>>536897887I would rather face a sharknado than a nignado.
>>536898006Real Modern buildings (not sissy liberal ones) are assembled with a mixture of cement and ivermectin
>>536895279Moore, OK is another good example.
>>536897887>Tornado appears on the horizon>instead of a freight train roar a long continuous SHEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIT comes from the funnel
>>536898312Is this why you guys shoot at tornadoes?
>>536894925>>536895098>>536895279>>536898304Lubbock, Texas 1970, F5 right in a huge city center. killed 26 people, injured over 1,500, and caused like a quarter billon in damages
>>536894426Heres hoping
>>536896272I was caught outside when an EF1 hit my neighborhood. It's mind-boggling what the wind can do when it gets angry. I've ridden out 7 hurricanes, 3 of them major. You have to see it to believe it. You are mother nature's bitch whether you realize it or not.
ive been spending too many nights watching tornado footage. why is it so cozy?
