>I-I can't breathe- Ching-chong- AAAACK
>>536898743Both look chinky
>>536898743Kek. Based. Chang's are brotier.
>>536898743This is how Chinamen make love
How to do defend against cokehold? Just have a knife or what? It seems to be impossible to get out of or stop
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>>536898743why are muzzies so weak?
>>536898743I am almost ready to form an alliance with China and nuke the rest of the world
>>536899042Well if you're not weak you can punch the guy in the face behind you, if he has actual technique and you can't hot hom the next best thing would probably be to use your entire weight to throw him on the ground and hope the slam causes a moment of loose grip. But of course if you're some twiglet shitskin then both of these are out of the question.
>>536899042Tuck chin and turn into their elbow with it. Grab the arm, bend over and rotate them over your hip to the ground.
>>536898743Changs are extremely intolerant of property crimes. It's one of the few things that makes them get violent.
>>536899042>Just have a knife or what?Yes. You need to have your arm ready to prevent it and just be stronger brah
>>536898743>another linkless screenshot by a memeflag This board is shit
>>536898743>source>trust me bro
>>536898743NOICE!Go go, China!
>>536898930stfu you tiny dicked chinklet. think you aren't easy to spot with the fucking flag? at least use a memeflag or something you yellow vermin
>>536899042Tuck your chin and slowly slip under their arm. That's it. Despite all their boasting, brownoids can't fight for shit, why do you think they always pull a weapon at the last second?
>>536899753I had someone on my back once and we were sparring. I tried all that and he just clung there. I wasn't losing consciousness but was like.. well I csmt get you off and I was tired from slamming him around. If I had a knife I would have just gutted him.>>536899783I watched a video of that and think thats the best chance. Most of the time they sneak up though >>536900154What?>>536900658I see that really is the only option unless armed. Like im rarely ever in a fight but it always freaks me out.FYI I carry a .22 magnum American arms 6 shot always. And a tanto blade on my belt but 99% of the time I just dont interact with joggers
