… you’re on the air.
>>536898899Hello, am I on the air? Hello? Can you hear me? Can I ask a question?
If I did a show like that with just me ranting about some random topic for 30 minutes would you watch it? Like imagine me ranting about apples and shit and fruit in general for 30bminutes
>>536899075TURN DOWN YOUR RADIO SIR… we’ll get back to you….
Hey Art I wanted to ask if you got my message about the dog that resurrected on Easter Sunday. I called four days ago and told the operator and he said he'd pass it on to you. It was a golden retriever, dead for three days, came back to life out of nowhere. Right hand on the Bible, Art.
Hello Art, ummmI'm calling from the Mojave Phone Booth, look I don't have much time... They are not who they appear to be. I-I-click
...............Niggers............
>>536899136I like them
>>536898899Aliens probed my asshole. Does that make me gay?
>>536898899Hey ArtWhat's it like on the other side?
Hey Art, long time caller, first time listener, just wanted to axe, does anyone know why or how my hallway beeps? It's been beeping for years and me and my brother can't figure it out.
>>536898899My last job was at one of the big aero space companies my job was to kill a big bull frog with a Shovel this was a couple years ago when I moved put of town and decided to make my own way the bullfrog lived in a marshy area near the parking lot and croaked really loudly and distracted some of the engineers so it was out job to kill it with a Shovel there were 5 of us we were called the frog team on our 6th day on patrol we saw the frog near so trash bins and we chased it in the road and it got run over by a big truck they were going to lay off the whole frog team after that but because we has done such a good job they said they had another project for us there was this big slow turtle that was always opening its mouth at people so they asked us to Crack its shell open
>>536898899after that the frog team was invited to the company Christmas party we were a little shy but a few people came up to us and told us what a great job we did and that loosened us up the boss was there on the dance floor rubbing himself through the front of his pants then he came up to me He said "hey lets get outta here and get high I got some weed in my car" i asked if my friends could come and he said "no I don't wanna get high with your little gay friends" then he grabbed me by the shoulder so hard it hurt In the parking lot I seen my chance and I hit him in the back with a shovel the human resources director saw me and rushed over and grabbed the shovel I ran away right then knowing I had done wrong you can believe I felt just awful for what I done i felt i let down the company most of all I felt I let down the frog team with my shoddy behavior I didn't leave the house for a week I was so depressed
>>536898899But then there was a knock at the door and who else was there but the frog team and the boss weeping with open arms begging for forgiveness I worked down in cape Canaveral after that ripping up cats with a big riding lawnmower when ever they wondered onto the field but it wasn't the same so I quit and moved back home I had something special there with the frog team and I don't know if I'll ever have it again the cats screamed
First time caller from west of the Rockies near the Kingdom of Nye. Art, are you able to transmit from where you are? What frequencies should we try?
Quickly, we're at the bottom of the hour.
>>536899976THIS IS THE WILDCARD, SIR (click) .. PLEASE CALL ON THE APPROPRIATE LINE. OF YOURE WEST OF THE ROCKIES, ITS 1-800…
>>536898899Hey Art, I just plain don’t like niggers.
>>536900047Time for some bumper musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFkcAH-m9W0&list=PLv3MmnmynM6Eqboffcmn_ZfNn5WICj8Ip
>>536898899Hi Art, I'm calling you on the wildcard line because I just had this really weird thing happen to me the other day when I was out running errands. So I'm out shopping, broad daylight, ordinary crowds and everything, and I saw a nigger and he wasn't stealing.I did a double-take, Art.I literally could not believe what I was seeing.
>>536898899CheckedI miss the old Coast to Coast and I miss Art.
>>536898899Aliens are demons.
Fuck niggers!
>>536899582I thought of starting it via a walk in like Mr Rodgers then greet and rant randomly..low production value since im a hobo.Like remember the tiny mealy ones for lunch vs the 2 lb solid and crisp engineered ones that cost 5x the price today? Ect ect maybe transition that to just anything and end abruptly until next week
>>536900313Give is to me straight, did demons build the pyramids?
>>536900368Are those apple moulds real, they grow into shapes? I can never tell.
>>536900368Then also randomly.injecting anecdotal stories of abuse or pain from my life and maybe a second angle randomly.Im a novice so dont even have a YouTube channel. Im just getting low on any money at all and cant work anymore.Also a former felon so doubtful it would ever be monetized actually
>>536900247Mm hmm, and what exactly DID you see anon…?
>>536900239Hey thanks anon. My favorite bumper song is Jackie Blue. And then the weird alien sounding flute song they play at the end of the show. I hate when they play Send In The Clowns. It makes me feel depressed.
>>536898899Hell art. I'm calling to talk about Satanic Hollywood in 1996 i was SA'd by television actresses Gillian Anderson while filming her show in Spokane.
>>536900441I get food bank apples and half of then are diseased and rotten, but yoynjust cut that portion out and enjoy the rest. The peels have to be removed as well as they are covered with shellac (bug shit) and pesticides..but they are beautiful
Hello Art.I'm gonna say it.
>>536900497I think my favorite was Self Control. I felt like it just fit the mood of the show wellhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RP0_8J7uxhs&list=RDRP0_8J7uxhs&start_radio=1
>>536900516Shellac really that's interesting. Bat shit fuelled NASA in the early years.
Some of you guys are alright. Don't go to Turkey, ever. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbR2effc5mg
>>536898899Hello Art, first time listener long time caller here, just wanting you to know that I was personally the subject of a probing that happened late last night.
>>536898899I gotta take a massive shit.....am I on the air?
>>536900679Based
>>536900770Quality track
>>536900467I observed a nigger that was not, at that moment, stealing anything.It was literarily the most amazing thing I have ever seen in my entire life.
>>536900716Even the shellac industry is strange since its mostly an Indian export and contaminated / child labor.Its like designed to be so retarded andnmaximize suffering ala grapes of wrath style (imagine dropping into a southern colloquial and accent)Think id get any momentum? Got a phone a drone and a gimbal
>>536899136Go for it.
>>536898899TOUCH MY BELLY BUTTON FROM THE INSIDE OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
rip art. Thank you for so much ear kino on long road trips
>>536899136if your rant videos did not have an annoying intro and outro id listen to that while falling asleep. im on the lookout for that shithttps://youtu.be/MXYEomCvaVg
>>536901285Chad boomers always keep it simple.
>>536900363louder for those at the back of the bus
>>536900679This song kind of gives me the creeps.Oh I also like the song One Velvet Morning. Such a weird song.
>>536900995Like the John Steinbeck novel? Never read it, read Travels with Charlie, not the drug nor the communists, his dog. Are you a communist?
II LIVE AMONG THE CREATURES OF THE NIGHT
I know it's 6 days early, but Happy Birthday, Art.I know you're here.Where else would you be?
>>536901491>One Velvet MorningNice. Yeah, it's like 2 different songs.>>536902097He got mad a /x/ though. But it doesn't really matter.
How do I have "the talk" with my young son about the Melinated Menace without going full 1488 on a toddler? I don't want him repeating some high power level shit to his teachers and classmates and drawing a huge amount of attention. But I need something like "don't make the black kids angry."
>>536902235Most of this stuff comes naturally to kids, almost all kids are innately racist. It’s the indoctrination they get from public schools and jewish media that make them less racist. There is no need to have “a talk” if they’re not exposed to the propaganda. They’ll ask questions and just give them honest answers
>It's Fritz calling again
>>536898899I’ve shared this before but my dad/whole family were methheads. My grandparents lived 3 hours away and we would constantly go there, except me dad would never wanna stay the night and we would leave and drive home. Dad would get drunk and high, then drive back. We would always listen to coast to coast and I loved it. We would be driving through the desert at night and listen to people talk about Bigfoot, aliens and chupacabra. I got really spooked. The worst was listening to it, and pulling off on the side of the road to take a piss. I was scared an alien would snatch me. There’s just something almost magical about listening to Art with open lines or a good guest, while watching an empty road at night. Art was truly the greatest, no matter how crazy someone was he would humor them.
>>536898899Some shitzo lady caller on this show taught me that eggs have literal rooster cum inside them. Holy shit.
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